Watching Nezha, the story of Nezha's suicide in the Investiture of the Gods brought tears to my

Unfortunately, now that the Great Sage has become the Victorious Fighting Buddha, he has become much more law-abiding. However, after several hundred years, various problems have arisen in the accounts of the Heavenly Court.

"Sigh, if only someone else could wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace."

[137] Hilarious scenes from Journey to the West! Sun Wukong is a professional at giving nicknames! Zhu Bajie is a master of witty comebacks!

If we're talking about the character in Journey to the West who's best at coming up with nicknames, it has to be Sun Wukong—a veritable professional nickname generator!

Upon seeing the Bodhisattva Pilanpo, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "You old hag!"

Upon seeing the Buddha of the East, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "What a fine little monk!"

Upon seeing the Buddha, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "~fat old man!"

.......

Mount Li, a Taoist temple.

The Old Mother of Lishan sat cross-legged on the treasure platform. Only when she heard the name of the Bodhisattva Pilanpo did she lift her eyelids and glance at him.

The next moment, they heard Sun Wukong call the other woman "old hag," and they burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha! You old hag, the Great Sage has chosen a good nickname! You old hag, you've finally met your match."

Unfortunately, she wasn't there and couldn't see for herself what it looked like when the Great Sage called that old hag "old hen".

Her feud with Pilampa has a long history, and the fighting has accumulated to an unknown extent.

However, if they were to kill each other, it would basically result in mutual destruction, which is why they have barely maintained the current situation.

She feels happy whenever the other person is unlucky.

After some thought, Old Mother Lishan decided that although she couldn't see the scene, it would still be good to make fun of her now.

Without hesitation, the Old Mother of Lishan flew joyfully toward the sacred site of Bodhisattva Pilanpo.

……

Little Western Paradise.

Huang Mei transformed into a child and obediently followed Maitreya Buddha back to Little Western Paradise.

He glanced up at the sky, then quickly looked down again, his mouth practically stretched to his ears in a wide grin.

Little monk, hahaha! Putting aside everything else, Sun Wukong's mouth is quite endearing!

Huang Mei glanced at the still-smiling Maitreya Buddha, then secretly looked at the scene in the sky where Sun Wukong was calling Maitreya Buddha "little monk," and couldn't help but laugh even more.

The mighty Buddha who came from the East was called a little monk by Sun Wukong, hahaha!

Maitreya Buddha tilted his head and glanced at Huang Mei. "Huang Mei, are you laughing at me?"

"No, no!" Huang Mei said solemnly, "This disciple was just laughing at Sun Wukong for being ignorant of his own limitations and speaking disrespectfully to you, Buddha."

……

Western sky.

Leiyin Temple was quiet. All the monks in the temple had stiff, expressionless faces. Even when they occasionally glanced at the sky, they quickly looked away.

There was no other way; otherwise, they were afraid that if they laughed out loud, Buddha would hear them.

Although the Great Sage has always been a reckless and unruly person, it is truly rare to see the Buddha being called a fat old man!

And you know what... they do look somewhat alike.

The bodhisattvas kept their eyes closed and their noses inward, seemingly oblivious to the scene unfolding in the sky. Clutching their magical treasures, each of them wore a solemn expression.

Guanyin Bodhisattva coughed twice. "This monkey, what kind of nickname is this? The Buddha's appearance is called 'prosperous,' which is exactly what the common people call a blessed appearance."

The Buddha looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a deep gaze, wasn't that still saying he was fat?

……

Upon seeing the Dragon King of the East Sea, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "You old mudfish!"

Upon seeing the Star Lord of the Rabbit Day, Sun Wukong asked, "A rooster?"

Upon seeing Laozi, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "You old geezer!"

Upon seeing the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "You old Jade Emperor!"

Upon seeing Venus, Sun Wukong said, "Old Angel."

……

A tremendous burst of laughter erupted throughout the myriad realms, so loud that even passing birds fell from the sky.

The sound of Sun Wukong shouting his nickname still echoed in the sky, making all the gods, immortals, Buddhas, demons, and monsters in the heavens and myriad realms burst into laughter.

"A master of nicknames, Sun Wukong truly lives up to his reputation as a master of nicknames, hahaha!"

"You know what, they're quite fitting. The Dragon King of the East Sea is just like that old mudfish, especially those two dragon whiskers, they're so similar, haha."

"The one that looks most like him is Mao Ri Xing Jun. Look at the big red comb on his head. It's exactly the same as a rooster's comb."

"This Sun Wukong truly lives up to his reputation as someone who dares to wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace. He not only calls the Jade Emperor 'Old Man Jade Emperor,' but also 'Old Man Laozi.'"

In particular, Sun Wukong insists on calling Taibai Jinxing the Old Angel. Compared to Taibai Jinxing, the nicknames of the gods in Heaven are simply too shabby!

……

Senior brother, oh senior brother, the world.

At the Peach Banquet, everyone from the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to the Dragon Clan and disciples of various religions had different expressions.

The Jade Emperor clenched his fists, the Dragon King of the East Sea almost slammed his fist on the table, his face dark and gloomy, and even the Supreme Lord Laozi's gaze towards the sky turned cold.

All three of them looked at the sea god standing in the middle without prior arrangement.

The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes: "My dear minister Chang Geng, if I remember correctly, this Venus is you, isn't he?"

The Dragon King of the East Sea snorted coldly, "What kind of relationship does the Sea God have with this monkey? Among all the gods, only the Sea God's nickname is elegant and refined."

Lao Tzu asked leisurely, "Old man?"

The Sea God, who was being stared at by the three big shots at the same time, froze. He avoided their gazes and slowly turned his head to look at Xuan Du.

This nickname given by the Great Sage is not something he can control! He doesn't even know the Great Sage!

High Priest, save me!

……

heaven.

Venus slowly stroked his long beard, his movements becoming increasingly stiff under the watchful eyes of the other gods.

He finally couldn't hold back any longer and bowed to the Jade Emperor, reminding him, "Your Majesty, I am a god in charge of killing and destruction."

The Jade Emperor asked, puzzled, "So?"

What does this have to do with him being called "Old Man Jade Emperor," Laozi being called "Old Man Laozi," and Taibai Jinxing escaping unscathed and being called "Old Angel"?

"One of the duties of a minor deity is to mediate between the ten directions," Venus gently reminded him.

The gods and immortals who were staring at Venus belatedly realized that Venus meant he could mediate between the ten directions, must be very eloquent, and could easily deal with Sun Wukong.

If you handle people well, the nickname won't be too bad.

Doesn't that mean they were given that nickname by Sun Wukong because they were so bad at speaking?

……

Upon seeing Red Boy, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "My son!"

Upon seeing the Queen of the Women's Kingdom, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "Master's wife!"

……

The world of Journey to the West, the Kingdom of Women.

The king covered his mouth with his hand, gazing at the sky with a radiant smile, "Brother Royal Brother, since you've started calling me that as your disciple, does that mean we'll be together in the future?"

"We're together! We're together!" Sun Wukong quickly chimed in. "Your Majesty, no, Master's wife, you just need to wait to marry my master!"

Tang Sanzang looked at the sky, then at Sun Wukong, when two voices calling "Master's wife" rang in his ears, one above and one below, which infuriated him.

"Wukong! What are you saying, you unfilial disciple!"

Pigsy did some calculations and grunted twice, "Monkey, you call Red Boy 'son' and Your Majesty 'master's wife,' so isn't Red Boy the grand-disciple of your master and Your Majesty?"

"Hahahaha! That makes sense!" Sun Wukong laughed loudly.

Tang Sanzang's face turned red with anger. "Bajie!"

The king, however, said, "This Red Boy is so beautiful, it would be nice to have a child like him."

……

Banana Cave.

The Bull Demon King and Red Boy returned one after the other, a rare opportunity for the family of three to reunite.

Halfway through the meal, they heard Sun Wukong smugly calling out to Red Boy, "Son!"

"Outrageous! This stinky monkey has no sense of propriety!" The Bull Demon King slammed his fist on the table and stood up, so angry that he snorted out two streams of air.