He thought for a moment, "Marshal Tianpeng, I don't think there's such a person in our Heavenly Court?"
The Water God glanced meaningfully at Bian Zhuang, "Yes, this Marshal Tianpeng, the future Pigsy, is currently in the Heavenly Court."
Upon hearing this, Bian Zhuang became interested. "Who?"
“530, of course it’s you.” The Water God patted Bian Zhuang on the shoulder, “The future Pigsy.”
Bian Zhuang raised his hand tremblingly and pointed to himself, “...Me?”
……
However, occasionally, Tang Sanzang can still keep Pigsy from talking, as you can see in the video!
Pigsy: "I'll go!"
[Tang Sanzang: "Bajie, you're ugly, don't scare people."]
Tang Sanzang turned his head: "Wukong, you go instead."
Pigsy complained, "He's even uglier than me!"
[Watch the video again!]
Pigsy: "Master told me to find somewhere to stay!"
[Tang Sanzang: "Hey Bajie, your mouth is ugly and your words are rude. Don't offend the monks of this temple. I'd better go and ask for lodging."]
……
The people of the heavens thought that Pigsy's mouth was invincible among the four of them, and few could rival him. They never expected to see him suffer a setback.
Everyone chuckled, "With Pigsy's mouth running so much, he's going to get punished now."
"Hahaha, you know what," the celestial beings laughed, "Although Tang Sanzang's words are not very hurtful, they are extremely insulting."
He was ugly and spoke rudely, leaving Pigsy speechless.
……
The world of Journey to the West.
After being chased and beaten by Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie took advantage of the VCR playing on the sky screen while everyone was watching it to quietly escape from Sun Wukong's golden cudgel.
Then when he looked up, the pig's ears drooped down, and its snout kept turning downwards.
“Master, that’s really unfair of you. I may not look human, but how can that be considered ugly?”
"Compared to you, I'll let you be. You're still a human being, but compared to this stinky monkey, I'm much more handsome."
Sun Wukong chuckled, grabbed Zhu Bajie by the pig's ear, and lifted the pig over.
"Idiot, what did you say?!"
Pigsy chickened out, "No, nothing, I was just asking where Master is."
Tang Sanzang, who was inexplicably kicked again: ? ? ?
……
Senior brother, oh senior brother, the world.
Bian Zhuang summoned a mirror, smoothed his hair in front of it, and looked distressed.
"How could someone as handsome as me be reincarnated as a pig?"
"If I turned into a pig, wouldn't the fairy Chang'e dislike me even less?"
Bian Zhuang looked at his handsome and dashing reflection in the mirror, then glanced at Tianmu's pig head, and was filled with worry.
He leaped to the water god's side, cupping his hands in a gesture of respect, and pleaded, "Lord Water God, is there any way for me to escape this calamity?"
The Water God sighed, patted Bian Zhuang reassuringly twice, and met his expectant gaze with cold indifference, saying, "A person's life passes by very quickly, and so does a pig's."
……
After watching the video clips of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, everyone in the myriad realms couldn't help but turn their attention to the last one—Sha Wujing.
"Could this Sha Wujing also possess some unique 'abilities'?"
"But he seems quite honest, so he can't be like Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, right?"
Just as everyone was staring at Sha Wujing in confusion, the scene on the screen suddenly changed!
[If we're talking about who's the most polite among the four, it's definitely the third disciple, Sha Wujing. Please watch the video!]
[A shouting match took place on Chechi Middle School Road]
Pigsy retorted, "There are so many people using false names, how do you know it's us?"
The three immortals, Tiger, Deer, and Sheep, declared confidently, "We saw it clearly!"
Sha Wujing stepped forward and bowed to the King of Chechi Kingdom.
Seeing this, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, halfway through their tirade, quickly joined in and bowed to the king above.
Then the three brothers rolled up their sleeves, jumped up and down, and continued their shouting match with the three opposite them!
[Tang Sanzang, standing ramrod straight: ???]
……
The world of Journey to the West.
Sun Wukong had already put away his golden cudgel, and Zhu Bajie deliberately stood far away from him...
But Sun Wukong was too lazy to leave this fool at the moment. He looked at Sha Wujing with some surprise and said, "Junior Brother Sha, I didn't realize you were the type to be polite first and then use force."
To be honest, this etiquette wasn't anything special; Sha Wujing was usually quite honest.
But this was the first time Sun Wukong had ever seen someone bow before launching into a tirade.
“Amitabha,” Tang Sanzang frowned and admonished, “Wujing, although you bowed to the king, which is not too impolite, it is still inappropriate to engage in a verbal battle with someone in court.”
Sha Wujing listened attentively, but Sun Wukong was displeased.
“Master, what you said is inappropriate. At that time, the three of us were arguing with those three demons. Although Bajie and I were added later, we still paid our respects.”
"On the contrary, Master, you can't even offer a proper greeting."
Pigsy chimed in, "That's right, it's so impolite to just stand there like that."
Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, his anger surging up his head, making him dizzy.
Traitors! They're all traitors!
……
heaven.
Unlike Tang Sanzang's angry rebuke of Sun Wukong and his three rebellious disciples, the gods in Heaven were almost moved to tears of joy when they saw Sha Wujing and Sun Wukong bowing to each other.
"It seems that being imprisoned for five hundred years and then going on the pilgrimage has indeed been effective; even the Great Sage knows how to be polite."
Venus was quite moved. He flicked his whisk, his expression somewhat gratified.
In the past, it would have been considered good if the Great Sage hadn't attacked directly. He had already turned the Heavenly Palaces 5 and 7 upside down; he certainly wouldn't have paid his respects before starting to smash things.
He opened his mouth and called me "Old Jade Emperor," and then he started hitting me.
"It's a good thing, a good thing indeed!" the gods exclaimed, and even the Jade Emperor nodded in agreement.
……
Journey to the West: A World in Action
The golden cudgel was firmly planted in the ground, and Sun Wukong, who had just been rescued from the underworld, yawned while leaning on the golden cudgel.
“Master, you should learn from this.”
"Treat others with courtesy before resorting to force. Why bother with the fact that he is the king of Chechi Kingdom? How can you neither help your disciple nor show courtesy?"
He shook his head and said earnestly, "You should learn more from Junior Brother Sha in the future."
"No need, no need!" Sha Wujing quickly waved his hand, retreating as he did so.
Suddenly, a shadow fell over Sun Wukong's head. He looked up blankly and saw Tang Sanzang with a face full of black aura.
"Sun Wukong, come here to your master!"
[139] Why didn't the monsters steal the ginseng fruit when they captured Tang Sanzang? The four immortal treasures of Journey to the West revealed! Fang Yuan was drooling over them!
The screen continued to rotate.
The eye-catching title immediately catches the eye:
What are the four items that grant immortality in Journey to the West?
The canopy was divided into four equal parts, each presenting four different things.
[One: The Queen Mother of the West's Peaches of Immortality.]
The Heavenly Peach Garden has 3,600 peach trees. The first 1,200 trees have small flowers and small fruits, ripening once every 3,000 years. Eating them grants immortality and a healthy, light body. The middle 1,200 trees have layered blossoms and sweet fruit, ripening once every 6,000 years. Eating them allows one to ascend to heaven and achieve eternal life. The last 1,200 trees have purple-veined, yellow-kernel peaches, ripening once every 9,000 years. Eating them grants one lifespan equal to heaven and earth, and the same age as the sun and moon!
The peach orchard in the sky is lush and green, laden with peaches of varying sizes and colors.
...
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