How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"How could I possibly do nothing?"

"Elaborate."

"I can eat, sleep, and read novels and biographies..."

"What a coincidence, I can do these too, and I personally think I'm better at them than you."

"No, no, no, you can't handle these things!"

"How will you know if you don't try?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "Since there always has to be a slacker who drags things down, why can't it be me?"

"Can't you even have any ambition?!"

"Your current goal is to cultivate diligently, which is my greatest pursuit."

Hei Yang snorted and pulled the blanket closer to himself: "Anyway, you're not even 1.6 meters tall, so you won't need much..."

"He who eats another's food is bound to do so; you drank the milk I brought."

"But I've already finished drinking, what can you do about it?"

"You want to fight, huh?"

"Come on, come on!"

"Forget it, it's too difficult to stick my hand out of the blanket."

"Too."

"Sigh..." *2

"Didn't Mom and Dad always want to set us up?"

"You're finding out today?"

Hei Yang countered with a question.

"But after thinking about it, I feel that we're still not quite right for each other!"

Hong Li said earnestly.

"Elaborate."

"Think about it..."

Hongli gave an example: "You're a lazy dog, and I'm a lazy dog. If we were together, I'm afraid we'd both starve to death in a few days."

So, even if I'm going to find someone, shouldn't I find someone gentle and considerate to take care of me?

"Makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded: "I also hope that an aunt can see through my stubbornness, but there is another way."

"Elaborate."

"I heard that once you reach a certain level in cultivation, you can abstain from grains, and then you won't have to worry about starving to death."

"good idea."

Hongli wholeheartedly agreed: "So when are you going to catch the spirit chicken?"

"climb!"

The pavilion in the middle of the lake is in an awkward situation once again!

Like I said before, it's really easy to feel sleepy on snowy days, and it's the same on rainy days... and it's the same on sunny days...

Thinking about it this way, it seems like I'm sleepy every day, not because of physical fatigue, but simply because I want to sleep.

"Actually, besides catching the spirit chicken and becoming an apprentice to that unknown immortal, there is another option."

Hei Yang shook his head, shaking off his sleepiness: "The Five Elements Sect is definitely more reliable than a mysterious immortal, right?"

"That's not necessarily true. What if he's a master who roams the mortal world?"

Hong Li didn't even bother to open her eyes: "Besides, I already said that the Five Elements Sect has no place for you or me. Those are the spots for my cousins."

"That's not necessarily the case."

Hei Yang rested his hands on his chin, his face grim: "As long as we get rid of my cousins, hehehe, the Five Elements Sect spot will be a piece of cake then?"

"good idea."

Hong Li's tone was completely calm: "Go and get rid of them. I'll support you in spirit."

Of course, if this gets out, I will despise you in my spirit, and I will abhor your act of attacking your own kind, and I will sever all ties with you from now on!

"?"

A question mark appeared above Hei Yang's head: "You got to be the good guy?"

"I think it's pretty good."

Hongli swept her long hair over her face and covered her eyes to sleep: "Give up. Two giants in words but dwarfs in deeds, they can't come up with any solutions together."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang wanted to refute, but then thought it made a lot of sense: "Tell me, is it possible that, for example, that spirit chicken suddenly appears in front of us and crashes into your arms?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Hongli scoffed, "Are you just waiting here for something to happen? If that kind of mess really does occur, I'll eat the stove right here and now!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Before Hongli could finish speaking, a rooster crowed suddenly. Startled, she shuddered and nearly fell to the ground: "Hey, hey, hey, no, no, um..."

At the critical moment, Hongli's head was less than a centimeter away from the floor when she forcibly stopped.

"Phew, thank goodness, I'm a martial artist too..."

The scenery in front of her was all upside down, and Hongli couldn't help but complain, "Why didn't you pull me up?"

"Because I want to see if your skirt can defy gravity."

"The results of it?"

"Does not."

"What the hell..."

Hongli sat up abruptly, straightened her skirt, and glared angrily at Heiyang: "I'll kill you!"

"Oh my, are you blushing?"

"Climbing is because it causes blood to flow backward when you're upside down, do you understand?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang reached out, and the rooster that had been crowing earlier flew onto the table in front of them: "Look how scared you are! This is my rooster. I thought it was lost. Turns out it just went out for a walk."

No way, does anyone really think a clever chicken would be stupid enough to take the bait?

If a pheasant comes, I'll stuff this blanket up its nose right now!

"Cack!"

"Ouch...bang! Okay, no need for help anymore."

Black Sun fell to the ground, his face expressionless: "Let me tell you, I think I've got a concussion!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 5: You two, can't you have some ambition? I'm getting anxious watching you, and I still have to look after Mom!

"This is……"

Hei Yang rubbed his head, looking at yet another chicken that had suddenly appeared, a subtle expression on his face: "No way, can't be?"

"Powerful legs, wings that seem to carry the wind, eyes that sparkle, blood boiling with fervor..."

Hong Li's lips twitched: "This really seems to be a spirit rooster. Hei Yang, your rooster is amazing, it hooked up with a rich woman after just one trip..."

"No, this isn't just a rich woman, this is a destiny bestowed by heaven!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Seeing the rooster follow, the rooster's eyes lit up. He flapped his wings and flew down from the table, tilting his head at the rooster as if to say: Elbow, come inside with me!

"Cack!"

The rooster flapped its wings a couple of times and caught up with the rooster in an instant, disappearing into the frozen lake in no time.

"Uh, my chance to become a deity is gone."

Hei Yang's lips twitched: "These two, could they really be hooking up? What has my rooster done to deserve this?"

"What's it to you!"

Under the blanket, Hongli kicked Heiyang's trouser leg: "Go after them! Just break them up..."

Uh, I mean, as long as I snatch that spirit rooster away from the rooster and offer it to that immortal from the Huang family, I can embark on the path of cultivation from then on…”

"I think..."