How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang said solemnly, "You are the better one to embark on the path of cultivation!"

"Wow, even now you're still arguing with me about this, we've been arguing for almost two chapters already!"

Hong Li looked at him with a look of disappointment: "The spirit chicken is right in front of you, you have to stand up straight, don't be as useless as me!"

Don't you know that if you don't seize a gift from heaven, you'll suffer the consequences? Such a great opportunity has been presented to you; you must learn to cherish it!

"Ah, I can't see it, I can't see it, I can't see any spirit chicken, Hongli, what are you saying? I don't think I can hear you either."

Oh dear, that's strange! My ears and eyes suddenly stopped working. Could they be frostbitten?

"Grass (a type of plant)"

Hong Li rubbed her temples: "I can't hold back anymore, my fists are hard, I want to give you two punches."

"Stay calm, stay calm."

This little clever chicken doesn't seem as good as this lazy dog ​​savior.

Hei Yang curled his lip and brought up the panel in front of him: "At least the gun skills knowledge that suddenly appeared in my mind is real and true, and this first meeting gift that is waiting to be claimed is a tangible benefit."

"Ha, you fake binder, it's clearly called Salted Fish Saver."

Hongli rolled her eyes, but her attention was successfully diverted by Heiyang: "So, is this how you receive the first meeting gift?"

[Successfully claimed. You have received a gift pack (white). There is an 80% chance of getting a white item, a 15% chance of getting a gray item, and a 5% chance of getting a green item.]

Without warning, a small box appeared in Hong Li's hand, piquing her curiosity: "Is this the so-called first meeting gift? By the way, after I receive it, can you still receive one?"

"What do you say?"

Hei Yang opened his hand, and a small box appeared in his arms: "It seems that everyone can receive it once, but I don't know what you can get from it."

"You go first."

Hongli urged, "Although I'm reluctant to admit it, it seems like you've always been luckier than me since we were little."

"One thing to say, it's true!"

Hei Yang liked hearing this and casually opened the gift package.

Congratulations on obtaining the skill book: Get Out of There (Green)

Skill: Get out of there when the wind is strong

Quality: green

Effect: Consumes 50% of your own stamina to instantly disengage from combat and disappear from the enemy's sight. At the same time, your speed is tripled for 10 seconds. This effect is ineffective against cultivators at or above the Foundation Establishment stage (excluding Foundation Establishment).

Summary: This idea is too difficult, let's back down!

"Wow, that's a powerful move!"

Hei Yang took a sip of hot milk and decisively chose to study. Almost simultaneously, a notification flashed before Hong Li's eyes.

Your contractor has learned the skill: Quick Strike (Green), and you have already learned this skill.

"Oh, so the skills obtained from the gift packs are also synchronized?"

Hongli quietly pulled the blanket a couple more times towards herself, and when she looked at her first gift again, her face showed anticipation: "A gift pack, each of us can receive it once, plus sharing... this is like using one reward as four!"

"That's true."

Hei Yang nodded and pointed to the first meeting gift in Hong Li's arms: "Isn't it your turn now?"

"Ha! The moment to defy fate has arrived!"

A strange light gleamed in the dead fish's eyes. Hong Li rubbed her hands together and suddenly opened the gift box: "Appear, the elixir of immortality!"

Wow, golden trash!

Hei Yang provided the voiceover in a high-pitched voice.

Congratulations on obtaining the item: Very powerful sleeping potion (white)

Item: A very potent sleeping potion

Quality: white

Effects: Colorless and odorless, difficult to identify. When used, it is added to wine or food and melts in the mouth. It is ineffective for cultivators above the Qi Refining stage.

Summary: Oh dear, oh dear! Fat ones are good for selling as beef, while lean ones are only good for selling as water buffalo meat!

"I feel like the things we drive out all have a kind of bandit-like vibe."

Hei Yang subconsciously ground his teeth: "However, this sleeping potion can't be used as two prizes like you said, since this kind of thing can't be used simultaneously."

"What do you mean?!"

Hong Li couldn't help but complain, "Why is it that you can get a green skill that works on Foundation Establishment stage experts, while I can only get a white sleeping potion that's useful for Qi Refining stage experts?"

"Don't act innocent after getting a good deal."

Hei Yang revealed dead fish eyes: "You leeched off my skills through synchronization, how am I supposed to leech off your sleeping potion?"

"How about... I sprinkle some into your hot milk, and you can try it as a flavoring?"

Hongli was eager to try it out: "Let's see how it goes?"

"climb!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "You, Hong Li, I treated you like a brother, and you drugged me, didn't you!"

"So tell me, what's wrong with this thing?"

Hong Li sighed: "You know, I don't have any enemies to deal with, and even if I did, it would be very difficult to successfully drug someone, right?"

To put it bluntly, it seems like something colorless, odorless, and powerful, but the conditions for its use are too demanding; it has to be swallowed... It feels like there's no room for maneuver.

"Well... it's not that absolute."

"Elaborate."

Hei Yang shook his head: "Think about it, if you drug your cousin who got a spot in the Five Elements Sect, wouldn't our chances of successfully taking him down increase significantly?"

"Stop, stop, stop, how did we get back to the topic of killing off your older cousins?"

A row of question marks appeared above Hong Li's head: "I feel like you're a bit dangerous. You might become a demon in the future. I might as well just report you and lock you up. It would be a good thing to rid the people of a scourge."

"Okay, okay."

Hei Yang revealed a comical expression: "Since I'm stuck in prison, I definitely won't be able to cultivate. You'll have to shoulder this great responsibility."

He even came up with the title "Black Sun".

After five hundred years of being imprisoned, I finally became an immortal.

About my cellmate who is getting stronger every moment.

I'm not interested in cultivation, but my cultivation level keeps rising.

"Is this okay?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "So you're saying a dead pig isn't afraid of boiling water?"

"Whatever."

"..."

"..."

As I said before, two lazy dogs together trying to come up with something useful is just daydreaming.

As soon as it got dark, the blanket was pulled up, and everyone went home to their own mothers.

"if I get it I am lucky, but if not, it is fate."

On his way home, Hei Yang comforted himself, "I've come to terms with it. Even if a lazy dog ​​has cheat codes, he's still a lazy dog. Asking me to work hard at cultivation is worse than killing me."

Hei Yang opened the door: "So be it. Someone as lazy as me is destined to never achieve enlightenment through cultivation. Otherwise, wouldn't that be too unfair to the hardworking Scroll King?"

Hei Yang turned around and closed the door: "Face reality, abandon illusions, I'm going to get straight to the point... Holy crap!"

"clang!"

Hei Yang felt a murderous intent coming from behind him. He subconsciously tilted his neck, then stiffly turned his head and looked at the kitchen knife embedded in the door. Suddenly, he became alert—the kitchen knife was less than three centimeters away from his neck.

The rooster, whom we had met once before, stood on the cleaver with a look of terror on its face. It was just a hair's breadth away from the end of its life.

"Hahaha, God truly blesses my son!"

Qing Yiyi's eyes gleamed red as she stared at the spirit chicken like a wolf: "Spirit chicken, you've actually delivered yourself to my doorstep. In that case, I'll thank you on behalf of my son, Xiaoyang!"

When my son becomes an immortal and an ancestor, I will set up a memorial tablet for you in our home to thank you for your heroic sacrifice today!

"Cack!"

The rooster squawked in terror. What was going on? The handsome rooster said he was going to take it home to meet his parents, and then they would live a shameless and carefree life together.

But this parent seems a bit off!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 6 Good brother... Die!

"Zhang San, Li Si, you two block the door! Er Ma, San Jin, you two flank from the left and right!"