How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hong Li's father, Hong Xiaochen, sternly refused, saying, "Daughter, don't blame your father for being strict. As the saying goes, a doting father spoils his daughter. If you want a good future..."

"I'm going to go play with Hei Yang."

"Ha, you should have said so earlier!"

Hong Xiaochen's mood instantly brightened: "Do you have enough money on you? Is it inappropriate to wear this?"

"I knew it……"

Hong Li's eyes had no highlights.

……

The pavilion in the center of the lake in Five Colors City is usually a gathering place for young masters and ladies. With its wide view and abundant sunshine, it is a great place to enjoy the scenery and have fun.

The stone tablet next to the pavilion is inscribed with some poems and articles. Among a group of mediocre works, there are a few articles that are quite eye-catching.

However, that had nothing to do with Hei Yang. Too many people meant too much trouble, and that was his assessment of that so-called "fun."

But today is different. After the snow, the lake is frozen over, and the world is renewed. Hei Yang thought that those people would be here to recite poems about snow, but in reality, it was deserted.

"They've probably all gone outside the city to catch that spirit chicken."

Hongli guessed calmly, white breath coming from her mouth: "They say that after it snows, the spirit chickens that can't find food are the easiest to spot."

"They all seem to be possessed."

Inside the pavilion, Hei Yang took a sip of the hot milk in his cup, a look of enjoyment on his face: "On snowy days, it's not just the spirit chickens that can't find food; jackals, tigers, and leopards are hungry too. I don't believe they can't see that."

"High skill breeds boldness."

Hong Li pouted: "We're all at the Body Tempering Realm. As long as we don't encounter any monsters, escaping shouldn't be a problem."

"That makes sense. After all, given the current situation, the spirit chicken is practically a destiny to immortality, and anyone would go crazy for it."

Hei Yang nodded in affirmation.

"Then why don't you go crazy?"

Hongli asked in return.

"Aren't you too?"

"It's cold, I don't want to move."

"really."

Hei Yang stared at Hong Li with dead fish eyes: "So, could you please stop pulling the blanket over your short legs?"

"But I'm so cold."

Hong Li replied matter-of-factly, "You're already a fifth-level Body Tempering expert, what's a little cold to you?"

"Aren't you too?"

"Different."

"What's the difference?"

"The dress I'm wearing."

"So you're the one who forgot your brain at home today, right?"

Hei Yang couldn't understand: "It's freezing outside, and you're here wearing a skirt and showing your legs. If you're not cold, who is?"

"It makes me so angry just thinking about it!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "Dad said that since I'm coming to see you, I should dress up beautifully—he said that since I'm a martial artist, I won't get cold even a little bit..."

Damn it, I also want to wear long cotton-padded pants and be wrapped up like a dumpling!

"Damn it, why don't you have to wear a skirt when you come here?!"

"How could this be?"

Hei Yang said indignantly, "Uncle has really gone too far!"

"really!"

"..."

"..."

"Get to the point." *2

"You go first!" *2

"Say it together!" *2

"Hesitate!" *2

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 4 Newton wiped away the nosebleed with satisfaction

"A large panel appeared in front of me."

"What a coincidence, so am I."

Name: [Lazy Dog/Slacker Rescue Tool]

Bound by: [Hei Yang] [Hong Li]

Current progress:

[Body Tempering Level 5 (Gray)]

[Hong Clan Spear Technique - Minor Mastery (Gray)]

[Black Clan Sword Technique, Minor Mastery (Gray)]

Incentives and rewards:

First meeting gift (to be claimed)

Six-fold Body Tempering Gift (Unclaimable)

Seven-fold Body Tempering Gift (Unclaimable)

Eightfold Body Tempering Gift (Unclaimable)

.........

"Have you figured anything out?"

Hongli yawned: "I think I suddenly learned your family's swordsmanship."

"I've learned your family's marksmanship too."

Hei Yangxu said with a narrowed eye: "Judging from the current situation, the matter is quite simple and clear."

I guess if you break through to the sixth level of Body Tempering, I'll probably break through as well.

"In other words, as long as one of the bound individuals works hard in their cultivation, it will lead to fierce competition..."

A cryptic light flickered in Hong Li's eyes: "So the other person can just lie there comfortably and sleep soundly, without having to do anything?"

"Theoretically speaking..."

A strange light flashed in Hei Yang's eyes: "Indeed!"

"Ha!" *2

"How could you think like that, you lazy dog!"

Hongli roared, "They're clearly trying to get us to work together and create a bright future. How could you be thinking of slacking off right away!"

"Didn't you, you lazy bum, say that first?"

Hei Yang looked incredulous: "How dare someone like that? They clearly want to get ahead, yet they're the ones who falsely accuse others?"

"You dare say you've never thought that way?"

"But I didn't say it out loud!"

"You're lying, you hypocrite!"

"You're just spouting nonsense, you're shameless!"

"..."

Hei Yang reminded him, "I brought this blanket with me. Since you're using my things, shouldn't you be a little more polite?"

"I brought the milk myself, and the sugar too..."

"The stove is mine."

"Oh."

"Oh?"

"It does not matter."

Hongli looked at Heiyang with a solemn expression: "I've made up my mind, Heiyang. I will help you catch the spirit chicken, and then you can become an apprentice of an immortal, embark on the path of cultivation as soon as possible, and strive to become an immortal and an ancestor!"

"And then you just stay home and do nothing, leeching off my cultivation progress?"