How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Addicted to erotic content!!!"

"What the hell..."

Veins bulged on Hong Li's forehead as she punched Hei Yang's head until it was smoking, gritting her teeth and saying, "So that's all you remember, right!"

"Report! I added three more exclamation marks!"

"climb!"

Hong Li snorted and held up a finger: "In short, don't let me see any further breakthroughs in your cultivation level. If anyone breaks through again, he/she will be punished by serving that person for a month! He/she will be at their beck and call without complaint!"

"hiss!"

Hei Yang gasped, unable to suppress a look of shock: "Sister Hong Li, this is too cruel! Should we change the punishment?"

For example, how about I warm your bed for a month or something?

"Ha, the punishment I'm talking about is much more extensive than what you're describing!"

Hong Li snorted and said firmly, "We have to use strong medicine to make the other party abide by it. Otherwise, what's the point of an oath?"

"What's wrong, Hei Yang? Oh, you're too scared, aren't you?"

"Oh ho ho, you're trying to provoke me, aren't you!"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "Let me tell you, based on past patterns, we've almost always taken turns fusing and advancing our supernatural powers."

I just fused with a supernatural power, and I'm still in a saturated state, so I need some time to digest it.

So, it seems like you're a bit more likely to be next!

"Ha, don't try to scare me!"

Hong Li waved her hand dismissively: "As long as you don't think about it, don't use it, and don't ponder those supernatural abilities, their experience bars will stay stuck there. How could they possibly merge on their own?"

Think about it, let's not even talk about instant kills, that's against the rules.

Isn't the other shore something you realized after hearing the story of the sloth and feeling moved by it?

Nirvana was something I accidentally merged with because I was so excited by the storyline.

The subsequent exile was also orchestrated behind the scenes by me, cough cough. It turns out that as long as neither of us causes trouble, stops overthinking, and only thinks about slightly risqué nonsense all day, we're invincible, okay?

"hiss!"

Hei Yang gasped in astonishment: "Is that even possible?"

"How about that? It makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?"

Hongli looked at the dumbfounded Heiyang and smiled smugly: "There's nothing I can do, Hongli's mind just works fast, she's naturally intelligent."

Someone like that brainless Black Sun simply can't sort out their thoughts so quickly!

[Your contract partner (Hong Li) is quick-witted, her clever mind is working furiously, and she is merging with the supernatural power of Zi.]

[Supernatural Wisdom (Purple) is out of control. A massive amount of wisdom and ideas are flooding into the mind, resulting in a super-strong boost to comprehension, and entering a state of sudden enlightenment!]

[Enlightenment Successful! Divine Power of Ultimate Wisdom (Purple) Has Been Fusioned]

[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has broken through to the seventh level of the Golden Core Realm, and this has been synchronized.]

"Ah?"

Hongli tilted her head, her small eyes filled with great confusion.

"What the hell? How did he reach the seventh level of the Golden Core realm? Was this your doing, Black Sun?"

"Ahem, I've had professional training, so no matter how funny it is, I won't... *pfft*..."

Hei Yang's expression twisted, his head drooped, his shoulders trembled violently, and finally, he couldn't help but burst out laughing!

"What the hell? Hahahaha, Hongli, are you here to make us laugh? You little rascal, flashing in to feed the enemy, huh?"

"You should have said so earlier! You, Hongli, wanted to serve Heiyang dutifully for a month! Why did you have to make up excuses? Hahahaha!!!"

Hongli: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! This doesn't apply!"

Hongli's face instantly turned bright red, and she hurriedly waved her hands to argue, "That, this supernatural power, it's unreasonable!"

Black Sun, did you see that? Look at it! Other supernatural abilities all require a buffer period!

It only took a few lines of text, yet it cheated! It violated the spirit of competition! It doesn't count!

"Hey?"

Hei Yang didn't speak, but just looked at Hong Li with a comical expression.

Hongli: "..."

"that……"

Hei Yang chuckled and patted Hong Li on the shoulder: "Little Li isn't someone who goes back on their word, is she?"

Even if someone were to break their promise, they wouldn't break their promise to Hei Yang, right?

"me……"

Hongli lowered her head, gritting her teeth as tears of humiliation streamed down her face, tears of shame for being betrayed by that bastard: "I, I promise, I'll keep my word!"

"This is the right thing!"

Without changing his comical expression, Hei Yang suddenly shook his shoulders and sighed, "Oh dear, what's wrong? Why are my shoulders so sore all of a sudden?"

"You must be tired from raising your hand to swear earlier! Um, Li?"

"I, I know..."

Hong Li pouted and reached out to massage Hei Yang's shoulders: "Satisfied now?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Hei Yang laughed heartily, feeling as refreshed as if he had just drunk an ice-cold soda on a sweltering summer day (not good for his health, too cold is not good).

"Hahaha, Hongli, you've finally met your match! Dad! Mom! Did you see that?!"

Hong Li has finally met her match! Hahaha, she's brought glory to her ancestors! She's brought glory to her ancestors!

Hei Yang took out the photo stone with his other hand and snapped a series of photos of himself and Hong Li: "Wow, such a memorable moment should be recorded."

Later, when the family reminisces about the past, I'll point to the photo and say to Xiao Huo, "See that? This is the historic moment that determined our family's status!"

Hongli: "..."

"This guy's gone mad..."

A row of black lines appeared on Hong Li's head.

“Hongli, what do you think about printing this out, framing it, and hanging it above our bed in the bedroom?”

That way, I can see this scene every time I wake up, which might help me remember it better...

"up to you."

A tic-tac-toe sign appeared above Hong Li's head, and she tightened her grip slightly: "I have no complaints!"

"How about hanging one in Xiao Huo's room too? So she can admire her dad's heroic image anytime!"

"up to you."

Hongli's face was as black as the bottom of a pot: "I have no complaints, but you have to ask Xiao Huo's opinion."

"Hehe, then you tell me..."

Hei Yang smiled broadly: "How about we send a couple of photos to our parents too, so they can see how much we love each other?"

"It's pretty good."

Hong Li gritted her teeth, making a grinding sound: "I have no objection."

"Then we'll print them out as flyers or small newspapers and distribute them throughout the city..."

"Crack!"

Hei Yang's words came to an abrupt halt, interrupted by a crisp sound.

Hei Yang: "Hong Li, what was that sound?"

Hongli: "Huh? I don't know? Maybe Xiao Huo is playing inside."

Hei Yang: "Hong Li, I feel a little pain."

Hongli: "I knew you cared about me and wouldn't bear to see me being bossed around for a month. You're so kind!"

Hei Yang: "Hong Li, is my arm broken?"

Hongli: "Ah, I think so, what's wrong?"

Hei Yang: "Um, you did this, didn't you?"

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "It's me."