How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang: "..."

"Red Glass"

"Haha, that just means my technique isn't good enough. You can't say I'm slacking off! I used a lot of effort!"

"Enough with the nonsense! You stop right there! If I don't break all your arms and legs today, I'll change my surname to yours!"

"Oh, we're all family. Why are you being so formal?"

"stop!!!"

"Hahahaha~~"

…………

"Ugh..."

Little Fire yawned, poked his head out from under the covers, and looked out the window: "It's not even dawn yet..."

I think I heard my parents laughing happily?

"Well, the family rules say that you don't need to pay attention to your parents' voices; just treat them as background noise..."

Xiao Huo scratched his head, then suddenly realized, "So that's what you mean by this situation?"

"Hehe, it feels so safe to hear my parents' energetic voices late at night."

Little Fire smiled happily, lay back down, and rubbed her little face against the pillow: "Goodnight, Mom and Dad. Little Fire loves our home so much!"

……

"Help! Hei Yang has killed someone!"

"Stop! Don't run!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 312 Activation, Time Difference Zero: Forcibly making the time difference of all living beings in the world synchronize with mine!

Item: Absolute Pass *2

Quality: gold

Effect: A one-time consumable item. When used in any "barrier", "array", "special space", "world rift", or "temporal turbulence", it allows free passage regardless of any obstacles.

Introduction: Our original intention was to help adventurers who accidentally wandered into dangerous places to escape danger, but there are always some scoundrels who use it to spy on people!

"Here, this is our trump card."

In the bedroom, Hei Yang Hong Li, dressed in loose light gray and pale pink pajamas, sat cross-legged facing each other on the bed.

Hong Li pointed to the pass and nodded, saying, "If we really get captured and can't come back when we reach the Tribulation Transcending stage, this will be our second life!"

We'll use this pass to get through the barrier and come back!

"However, since it is a disposable item, it must be used carefully."

Hong Li said seriously, "If we come back and get arrested again, then we're finished!"

We only get one chance, so we must be extremely vigilant and develop a plan to deal with this situation!

"No, you have two chances, okay?"

Hei Yang revealed dead fish eyes: "You only need to use one ticket to bring one person back, and the other person can be teleported directly to the other person. Isn't that just two people on one ticket?"

"Hiss, as expected of Hei Yang! You're always full of bad ideas!"

Hongli couldn't help but exclaim, "Absolutely, absolutely, um, Yan'er is so naughty, so naughty!"

"Screw you, that's called using your brain."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and glanced at Hong Li: "So, where should we start our investigation?"

"Hmm, indeed, that's a problem..."

Hongli frowned, remembering that there were her elders outside the barrier, and couldn't help but ask, "By the way, Heiyang, do you have any of those, well, you know, those strange little things like very old-looking books or antique rings?"

Perhaps it contains methods for overcoming tribulations passed down from our ancestors?

"Come on, if the Five Colors family had left anything behind, they wouldn't be in this state."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I didn't know before, but now that I know how powerful our elders were, the thought that their descendants were almost wiped out by that weasel makes me feel a bit absurd."

Imagine a gathering of villains, where a certain evil Heavenly Emperor says: "Ah, that Five-Colored Family is truly formidable; even with all my might, I could not defeat them."

An ancient giant said in a deep voice: Indeed, their combined power is probably unmatched. At least in all my years of wandering the heavens, I have never seen such a powerful force.

A certain supreme being from another realm: Damn it, with the Five Colored Clan here, the northwest of the Roaming Realm is as solid as a rock, and we can't conquer it at all!

Weasel: Ha! A bunch of little brothers! I wiped out the Five Colors family!

Hei Yang: "..."

What a strange association, it's completely inexplicable.

"OK then……"

Hongli hesitated for a moment, then said, "Let's ask someone else!"

"You can ask Yin Zisheng Yao Qingkong, Elder Shui Ran, Grandma Meng, can't you?"

"Oh, Yin Zisheng and Yao Qingkong have gone into seclusion to handle government affairs. They said they want to get rid of all those things before they come to the Medicine King Sect."

Hei Yang stretched out his fingers and said, "Elder Shui Ran went to take charge of the Five Elements City Conference, so he probably doesn't have time right now."

As for Grandma Meng, I heard she was arguing with Yama about the retirement benefits for underworld employees after their retirement.

Lately, there hasn't even been time to serve soup; they've replaced her with that trainee Meng Po, who's currently in her probationary period.

"Goodness, everyone's too busy, huh..."

"That's right, after all, not everyone is as free as us."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"However, I heard that Yin Zisheng and the others are coming soon."

Hei Yang added, "The Medicine King Sect cultivators have arrived near Five Elements City, you know that, right?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li gave a deadpan look: "To be honest, I disagree with this."

"What if the Medicine King Sect creates some kind of deadly poison one day, and a gust of wind blows them all away from our Five Elements City?"

"Well, they said that the Medicine King Sect outside the city is the main hall's residence and won't be used for alchemy. They learned from their previous experience and simplified things by setting up alchemy halls in various corners of the Aoyou Realm, saying it's to avoid being wiped out in one fell swoop."

Hei Yang explained, "Moreover, it can also help local people see a doctor, and it has already become a chain of charitable sects!"

"So positive energy!"

Hongli gave a thumbs up: "Our space travel world will only get better and better!"

"of course."

Hei Yang chuckled and nodded: "I'll continue. After the Five Elements City Tournament ends in March, Elder Shui Ran and the others will be free, so you can ask them."

As for Yin Zisheng, he'll probably come around May or June. We can ask him then.

Grandma Meng said that we should let her know the wedding date after we set it, and she would come in person.

"Yes, she said if she doesn't make it, it must be because the King of Hell has plotted against her, so we'll have a chance to avenge her later."

Hongli: "..."

"That's true, it's more reliable to ask these kinds of questions in person."

Hongli sighed, somewhat puzzled: "By the way, have we actually set a wedding date yet?"

"Huh? You weren't listening when we were talking?"

"You forgot that my mom dragged me to learn how to cook back then?"

"Oh, that makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded: "It's confirmed, but we've set two dates: May 15th and August 5th. We'll choose one of these two."

"Ha, is there even a need to choose?"

Hongli couldn't help but say, "The sooner the better! I can't wait to have the wedding now! Delayed until August? My God!"

"That's what I thought too, but they seem to have other considerations. They said they'd let us know which one is more suitable after we discuss it..."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Anyway, it's definitely going to be this year, there's no escaping it."

"Alright, then we'll just have to wait..."

Hong Li put away the pass and chuckled: "Then let's move on to the exciting and long-awaited part!"

"Huh? Are you sure?"

"Of course!"

Hongli waved her hand, and four boxes appeared in the center of the bed: "Four for each of you, until they're all opened!"