How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

A small, flat peach tree was carefully planted in a newly emerging little secret place called the Plantation.

Don't let its small size fool you; it carries an immense burden. Its branches are laden with the entire family of Black Sun Red Glass cacti... cough cough, something doesn't sound quite right...

Oh well, never mind all that. In short, it's the family's hope right now!

Vitality Gathering Array, Soaring Wood Control Array, Everlasting Spirit Spring Array...

Each spirit stone is buried in the surrounding soil, providing ample nutrition for the healthy growth of the small peach.

In front of the tree, two people and an otter lay sprawled.

Black Sun and Red Glass lay on their backs, while the sloth lay on its side.

At first glance, it's Mu Da Bu, cough cough...

"I'm so exhausted..."

Hong Li didn't want to move at all, her eyes were lifeless: "I feel like I've lost half my life, my health bar is about to turn red!"

I, Hong Li, have never lived as delicately as this peach since I was born and grew up. It has spirit stones and formations. It's clearly a tree, so why is it so precious?

Look at the tenacious vitality of the grass pushing against the big rock, and then look at your delicate appearance, peach.

We're all plants, and they work so hard, while you can't even grow your own. Don't you feel ashamed?

"You're saying so much to it now..."

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "It can't understand anything either. It doesn't even have any intelligence. Speaking of which, is this species supposed to be devoid of intelligence...?"

Like the peach orchard in mythology, it's planted with trees that are only for fools..."

"You don't need to ask me such profound questions."

Hongli was too lazy to think: "I'm just Hongli, I can't give you an answer."

"Too……"

Hei Yang let out a long sigh and fell silent.

"My life..."

The sloth, half-dead, said, "I've never done so much work in my life. Uh, I don't think I've ever done any work in my life..."

"You two, what have you done? I feel like I've used up all my energy for the next, and the next, and the next, just to help you plant these trees!"

"Don't be so mean."

Hong Li said softly, "There is no reincarnation in the Realm of Soaring, so you won't have a next life."

Sloth: "???"

This has left her completely stumped.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about those weird questions..."

The sloth sighed and looked up at the peach tree: "Is this the thing I need to protect?"

"Hmm, that's true."

Hei Yang glanced at the slender branches of the peach tree and couldn't help but complain, "But speaking of which, this peach tree isn't very big yet, and the branches are so thin. I wonder if it would be uncomfortable for you to sleep on it?"

"Well……"

The sloth paused for a moment, then said nonchalantly, "No problem, I don't care where I sleep."

"Sleep quality is very important!"

Hong Li said in a completely calm tone, "Wait until we bring you a small, soft bed so you can try out how warm it is. Isn't that more comfortable than hanging on a tree branch?"

"Mmm, in a second, you'll fall in love with this feeling; from then on, the otter will be there as long as the bed is there, and the otter will be gone if the bed is gone!"

"Ah this..."

The sloth revealed its crescent-shaped eyes: "Is it really that exaggerated?"

"Hmm, when you're asleep, who knows where they are? You don't feel anything, you don't feel anything at all!"

"Tch, you're totally out of your depth, aren't you?"

Hong Li revealed a disdainful expression: "Although you sleep longer than Hei Yang and I, you are far ahead in terms of quantity."

But in terms of quality and experience in sleep techniques, you're far behind!

"Ha, methods and experience are for the weak."

Faced with a challenge in its own field of expertise, the sloth refuses to admit defeat: "Do you know how valuable it is to fall asleep instantly?"

The weak can only survive in specific environments, while the strong have experienced all kinds of hardships.

I've soaked in lava pools before, but I always ended up getting spewed out along with them..."

"Aba aba, I don't care, I'm right!"

"Hongli, you're so childish..."

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

"Black Sun, shut up!"

"Oh……"

Suddenly, the secret realm fell silent, and the two people and the otter peacefully closed their eyes—who can't fall asleep instantly?

[Your contracted partner (Black Sun) has successfully fused with the divine power of exile and advanced to the sixth level of the Golden Core realm. Synchronization is now complete.]

.........

"broken……"

Hong Li stepped out of the secret realm, looked at the starry sky, and couldn't help but rub her sleepy eyes: "I woke up and my cultivation level broke through another small realm. I'm even closer to the Tribulation Transcending stage. Hei Yang, you deserve to die!"

"What does this have to do with me..."

Hei Yang followed behind Hong Li, closed the secret realm, and said speechlessly, "It fused its supernatural power on its own, and it accidentally reached the sixth level of the Golden Core stage. Moreover, you were the one who fused it, so how can you blame me?"

"hateful!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth and said, "From now on, no one is allowed to break through to the Tribulation Stage until a solution is found, understand?"

"Uh, I'll try."

"What do you mean, 'try your best'? You promise!"

"Uh, I promise."

"you swear!"

"Uh, I swear..."

Hei Yang paused, revealing dead fish eyes: "Speaking of which, what oath do I need to swear? What's the oath?"

"Um, let me think..."

Hongli tilted her head back and thought for two seconds, then touched her chin and nodded: "Okay, I'll say one sentence, and you repeat it!"

Now, please raise your right hand and repeat after me.

"Okay, you say."

Hei Yang obediently raised his right hand.

Hong Li: "Today, I, Hong Li, hereby swear!"

Hei Yang: "Today, I, Hong Li, hereby swear an oath!"

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "Don't make me curse at you."

Hei Yang: "Ahem, I understand."

Hei Yang: "Today, I, Hei Yang, swear an oath here!"

"Until we find a solution to the problem of 'not being able to return home to enjoy life after transcending tribulations and ascending to immortality,' we will resolutely not push our cultivation level upwards unless there are special circumstances!"

"Same as above."

"Huh? You're the same person as the boss!"

"Same as above, no padding for word count!"

"Wow, what a good reason! He's so gentle, I'm going to cry!"

Hongli wiped away her tears of emotion and continued, "The long night is coming. I will not cultivate, comprehend the Dao, or improve my realm. I will refuse to engage in involution!"

I will enjoy my youth to the fullest, be lazy and indulge in pleasure, and be addicted to eroticism, eating, drinking and having fun!

I am a lazy dog ​​in the dark, and a salted fish at dawn!

I am the blanket that keeps you warm, I am the one who lies down to face life!

I do not wake at dawn, nor do I sleep at dusk!

I vow to dedicate my life and everything to the people I love and to life itself, and never again waste my energy on pointless mental strain!

This is true today, and it is true every day! It is true tonight, and it is true every night!