How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"call……"

Hong Li straightened up, placed her hands on Hei Yang's shoulders, and stared into his eyes with a solemn expression.

"I'll ask you one more time, will you answer or not!"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow and retorted without any politeness.

"What, you still want... um?!"

The sensation on his lips made Hei Yang's eyes widen as he looked at the girl so close to him. Her breath on his face filled him with a bunch of questions.

"mua!"

Hongli moved her head away, her face slightly flushed but her eyes sparkling as she looked at Heiyang. She put her hands on his shoulders and chuckled.

"So? You've agreed now, haven't you?"

"you you you……"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "How dare you? You think I..."

"Mua! Will you say yes or no?!"

"You think this will solve..."

"Mua! Will you say yes or no?!"

"One thing at a time, I am..."

"Mua! Will you say yes or no?!"

"I……"

"mua! mua! mua!"

Hong Li raised her head, tossed her slightly messy long hair, and looked at Hei Yang in front of her. The latter had red marks all over his face and looked dazed, as if his soul had been exorcised.

"How about it!"

Hong Li grabbed Hei Yang's head with both hands, her eyes flashing.

"Do you agree or disagree!"

“Alaaa…”

Hei Yang's eyes were glazed over, smoke was rising from his head, and he made incomprehensible sounds.

"Not good enough, huh? Let's try again..."

"Yes, yes, yes, I agree!"

Hei Yang looked bewildered and blurted out the answer instinctively.

"I'll do whatever you say... Xiao Li, you... you can open as many as you want... no problem..."

"Ha! I knew you were the best to me, Black Sun!"

Overjoyed, Hong Li hugged Hei Yang and unleashed a barrage of attacks.

"mua! mua! mua! suck... mua!"

Hong Li released her hands, and Hei Yang, who had gone limp, fell backward onto the blanket behind him, staring blankly at the ceiling. His eyes seemed to be brimming with hearts, and a faint... uh, silly smile tugged at the corner of his mouth!

Yes, this is clearly a manifestation of his soul's sublimation and profound enlightenment, a truly virtuous act!

Having successfully persuaded Hei Yang with words, Hong Li made a comeback, looking confidently at the remaining gift boxes, rubbing her hands together, and opening the box!

"come on!"

Hongli muttered strange incantations.

"Come forth, my invincible, supreme, peerless, and most powerful treasure across all realms! Wow! Another purple epic!"

Hong Li's eyes lit up, and she was about to reach out to check the information when she suddenly remembered something and her expression turned serious.

"Wait a minute, could it be a matching set of those coffins from earlier...?"

Hong Li's lips twitched, and she quickly shook her head, trying to shake off the strange thoughts in her head.

"How could that be? Couples live in the same coffin, there's no such thing as matching items!"

"Pah! What am I saying? Neither of us can possibly die! Damn it! Who wants to lie in a coffin?! Not even an urn!"

Item: True Dragon Bone Wine

Quality: purple

Effects: Calms the mind and spirit, strengthens the kidneys and replenishes Qi, warms and tonifies kidney Yang, enhances soul strength, and perfects the source of spiritual power...

Synopsis: Back then, dragons weren't a rare species. Later, the dragon gave birth to nine sons, each with its own unique color, aroma, and flavor...

"Ah this..."

Hong Li looked at the small wine bottle in her hand, her lips twitching, revealing crescent-shaped eyes.

In a sense, this is quite a treasure...

However, as for medicinal wine...

It seems you can't drink too much at once, and it's not good to drink on an empty stomach either...

Moreover, given their combined alcohol tolerance, the purple medicinal wine...

Hong Li rubbed her temples, glanced at the corpse lying beside her, then looked at her hand and suddenly made a funny face.

Hongli quietly climbed to the head of the bed, opened the bedside table, took out a clean small cup, opened the bottle of medicinal wine, held her breath, and carefully poured some in.

After putting away the medicinal wine, Hongli gently climbed over to Heiyang's side with the small cup in her hand and patted him lightly.

"Black Sun~"

"what?"

Hei Yang opened his eyes groggily.

"Oh, Xiao Li, what's wrong?"

Hongli: "Open your mouth, ah—"

Hei Yang: "Ah..."

Hongli: "Time to take your medicine!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"Ugh, cough cough..."

Hei Yang felt a force pressing against his nose, and tears welled up in his eyes.

"Xiao Li, ugh, what's this?"

"Oh, it's nothing, just good stuff!"

Hong Li smiled and gently pried open Hei Yang's mouth to pour the contents in.

"Just a tiny bit of medicinal wine."

"medicine?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Wine!"

"Oh dear! Why say so much!"

Hongli gritted her teeth, emptied her mouth, and covered Heiyang's mouth, pressing it down hard.

"Fine, I'll drink it. Would I ever harm you?"

"Well!!!"

Hei Yang's eyes widened suddenly, his hands and feet trembled violently, then his eyes rolled back and his limbs fell limply to his sides.

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's lips twitched. She moved her hand away and carefully placed her fingers under Hei Yang's nose. Feeling his faint breath, she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Cough cough, looks like he's drunk."

Hongli chuckled awkwardly, dragged Heiyang's corpse (crossed out) and laid him upright on the bed, covered him with a blanket, and looked at Heiyang's flushed cheeks after drinking, Hongli's eyes were a little unsteady.

"that……"

Hongli muttered to herself, feeling a little guilty.

"I hope he won't beat me up when he wakes up..."

Pah! Pah! Pah! Why are you hitting me?!

I didn't do anything bad, and I didn't even dare to drink the good stuff!

However, on the other hand…

Hongli leaned closer to Heiyang, poked his face with her finger, and couldn't help but smile.

"Speaking of which, I haven't really seen Hei Yang when he's drunk. He looks... well, how should I put it... cough cough... hehehe!"

Suddenly remembering something, Hongli lowered her voice and cautiously probed.