How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Heiyang, Heiyang? Are you awake? Are you asleep? Speak up!"

Hei Yang: "Zzzzzzzzzzz"

"Hey hey~"

Seeing that Hei Yang was sleeping soundly, Hong Li opened her storage bag, rummaged around for a while, took out the memory stone her aunt had left her, and looked at Hei Yang again, a slight smile playing on her lips.

"Getting a 17-year-old innocent boy drunk and then taking cute photos" (crossed out)

"Help me take a selfie of my shy fiancé who's too embarrassed to open his eyes" (Correct)

"hey-hey……"

Hong Li first took the photo stone and snapped photos of Hei Yang's face from every angle. Then, she used her spiritual power to lift the stone, brought her head close to Hei Yang, and made a peace sign for a photo...

"Kakakaka..."

"call……"

Feeling that it was about right, Hong Li sat up, poured her spiritual energy into the recording stone, and admired her work with anticipation.

"Yes, it looks really good, and this group photo is perfect. They look like a perfect match!"

However, it always feels like something's missing...

Hongli secretly glanced at the still-sleeping little boy Heiyang, her fingers creeping forward stealthily, crawling to the edge of the blanket, hooking the corner, and gently lifting it...

"Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka..."

"..."

"..."

"Pfft..."

Hong Li gently rolled out of the quilt, her face flushed. She tightly gripped the recording stone in her hand, channeling her spiritual power into it. She stared wide-eyed at each image, her face growing redder with each look, yet the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up in a smile.

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, is this something I can watch without paying?"

Wow, wow, Hei Yang is quite good at hiding! I didn't realize he was so good at it, slurping...

"I'm making a fortune! I'm making a fortune! Seeing good stuff will make you live longer, hehehe..."

It wasn't until Hongli's eyes were almost touching the recording stone that she realized what was happening. She coughed lightly twice and wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth without leaving a trace.

Mou Li first furtively looked around a few times, then quietly placed the recording stone in the most hidden spot in her storage bag. She then pretended to be nonchalant, tidied the corner of the quilt, and straightened the black sun.

"Well, I don't know anything about what just happened, and I didn't do anything."

Hong Li nodded affirmatively.

"Yes, that's it. I suddenly spaced out, and Hei Yang fell asleep next to me without me noticing. So, I kindly covered him with the blanket. Yes, that's right!"

Hongli glanced guiltily at Heiyang and, finding nothing amiss, secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Her wicked little hand then reached for the remaining gift boxes.

"Well, since Hei Yang has accidentally fallen asleep, let Miss Hong Li, his fiancée and best friend, continue to drive for him!"

"Don't worry, I'll only open a tiny bit; the rest will be for Black Sun!"

Hong Li smugly hummed. Sure enough, ignoring the first one, she got two purple ones in a row. She really is lucky!

open!

Wow, blue is rare!

"Ok?"

Hongli raised an eyebrow.

Item: Fire Crystal

Quality: blue

Effects: Essence of Nanming Fire, alchemy materials, weapon crafting materials, array formation materials, gem inlaying, enchanting specialization, equipment enhancement, breakthrough materials, summoning materials, auxiliary cultivation, purification of Nanming Fire...

Description: Advertising space for rent (available for lease)

"It seems like something strange got mixed in at the end..."

Hong Li revealed her dead fish eyes and couldn't help but complain, "Damn it, the quality is starting to decline. Is all the luck I've accumulated over so long going to be so short-lived? Damn it!"

"This thing, no matter how I look at it, is unlikely that Hei Yang and I will ever use it. We can't exactly bite it with our teeth, can we..."

Hongli's gaze shifted upwards, as if she saw a little red-headed figure smiling and calling out "Mom."

"Hmm, I'll let Xiao Huo play with it sometime when I have some free time..."

Hong Li put the crystal away and pouted.

"But then again, Xiao Huo used to be so clingy to me, but now it's been almost two days since I last saw her. Doesn't she miss me at all...?"

That's true, after all, both of her mothers spoil that girl rotten, even though I don't get that kind of treatment..."

Hongli suddenly felt a pang of bitterness in her heart. Her parents and Xiao Huo—she had arrived first, after all. Her parents and Xiao Huo should have provided double the affection, so why was it like this…?

Little Fire stole her parents, and her parents stole her Little Fire, boohoo...

In this materialistic society, people are cold and indifferent; only the dark sun still retains some warmth.

Hongli pulled Heiyang's arm and hugged it, her mood gradually recovering.

Ugh! Let's open the box!

Wow! Excellent green quality!

Item: Smashed Cup (Signature 2.0)

Quality: green

Effect: One-time use item. Smash the cup to summon fifty Foundation Establishment stage swordsman/axeman heroes to serve you. The summoning lasts for six hours.

Summary: Regarding version 1.0, we received many customer complaints that our cups were too good to break, so we upgraded the user experience and now the cups are easier to break.

"Hmm, so how did the person who didn't break the item manage to survive and file a complaint..."

Hongli couldn't help but complain out loud.

"Also, although, my luck stat's durability is low, right? It's dropped from purple to green already?"

Hongli turned her head to put away the cup, then turned to look at Heiyang, raising an eyebrow.

"Yang, you don't mind sharing a tiny bit of your cute girlfriend's luck, do you? If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes!"

"..."

"Ha, I knew you were the best to me!"

Hongli grabbed Heiyang's hand and placed it on the fifth gift box, gently pressing down: "Open!"

"Wow! Golden Legend!"

This time, Hong Li seemed to vaguely hear the gift box having its own voiceover, and then she saw a gourd phantom appear inside the gift box.

Prop: Minotaur Must Die!

Quality: gold

Effect: When a minotaur is detected nearby, the throwing knives in the gourd will automatically pop out, killing the minotaur instantly and leaving no survivors.

Realm level affected: Tribulation Transcending stage and below

Range of effect: A radius of ten miles – ten realms (approximately the size of ten travel realms), the range can be manually adjusted.

Synopsis: One slash, one minotaur; the pure-love warrior is the best in the world!

Note: Limited edition souvenir from the meeting between the Pure Love Alliance and the Bull Hunting Legion in the 772nd year of the 11th Era of the Myriad Realms.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 269 Back then, I pretended to be a gentleman among my classmates for a year or two, but unfortunately, I was exposed.

"Black Sun, wake up! Black Sun, wake up! Black Sun, wake up!"

"Ugh, Xiao Li, stop fooling around..."

Hei Yang opened his eyes groggily, feeling someone pushing him, and instinctively reached out to grab them.

"Uh……"

It felt rather solid. Before Hei Yang could react, a short exclamation rang out, and a sudden force snatched the object from his hand, though something was still left behind.

"Uh?"

Hei Yang woke up, sat up, shook his groggy head, and turned his head to look at his hand with a confused expression. Uh, a white cotton sock?

"so……"

Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li, whose face was full of shock, and immediately noticed that only one of her feet was wearing a sock, while the other foot was bare.

"you you you……"

Hongli crossed her legs, gritted her teeth, and stammered "you you" for a long time before finally managing to squeeze out the words.

"What are you doing! You woke up suddenly and startled me!"

"Uh……"