How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"It seems...to be?"

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang opened his eyes, looked at the solid ceiling, and suddenly thought of something.

"Do you remember how many gift boxes we have now, including this one?"

"I have eight."

"I have seven."

"Fifteen in total."

"so……?"

Hongli opened her eyes, exchanged a glance with her boyfriend, and nodded.

"Let's drive together and see if there's anything fun!"

"Let's put them together first."

Hei Yang rolled over, and with his arm around Hong Li's waist, he also rolled her over, so that the two of them went from lying down to face down, and they stood up with the large pillow upright to make room for her.

Hong Li hummed a song softly as she took out the gift boxes one by one and placed them in front of the two of them, stacking them together with Hei Yang beside her.

Fifteen in total, five at the bottom and one at the top, stacked into a five-story tower.

"call……"

Looking at the pyramid in front of her, Hongli couldn't help but sigh.

"They look very wealthy. Fifteen of them. I wonder if they can afford to pay for their future retirement."

"Would you like to know if you try it?"

Hei Yang stretched out his hand halfway, then suddenly looked at Hong Li.

"You first or me first?"

"Ha, it has to be me first!"

Hongli confidently waved her fair right hand.

"Watch my lucky hands give you a great start to the year!"

"Is there a possibility..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, "Isn't Little Red Hand the hand of some guy with the surname Hong?"

"Shut up, Hei Yang, just watch me show off."

Hong Li gave a soft snort and reached out to open the top gift box.

"Come on, open the door and have good fortune!"

"send!"

Black Sun cursed from the side.

"Send it to you, you big dummy."

Hongli looked at the purple light in the gift box, raised an eyebrow, and beamed with delight.

"See? See? I got a purple item on my very first try! I told you I have lucky hands!"

Hongli checks the item information.

Item: Opening the coffin to see joy

Quality: purple

Effect: A moisture-proof, insect-proof, rot-resistant, and sturdy coffin. As long as you lie inside and close the lid, even a Nascent Soul stage cultivator will be completely helpless against you!

Note: Once the coffin is closed, it can only be opened from the inside, so please make sure you are already inside before it is closed.

Synopsis: Even if I'm dead, nailed to a coffin, I'll still shout in my decaying voice: Who the hell put a coffin in this gift box?! Step forward!

Ahem, actually, coffins are auspicious symbols in many worlds across the myriad realms. Really, believe me, I'm just stating the facts, I won't lie!

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"boom!"

Hong Li opened her arms expressionlessly, and a ball of Nirvana Fire reached out to burn the coffin. However, the coffin remained unharmed despite being bathed in the Nirvana Fire, which was extremely provocative.

"Ha, hu..."

Hong Li took a deep breath and continued burning the coffin.

"Ahem, um, Xiao Li..."

Hei Yang cautiously reminded them, "This can protect against Nascent Soul stage cultivators; we probably can't burn it."

"I know, so what? I just don't like it."

Hong Li said calmly, "If I can't burn it right now, I'll burn it for hundreds of years..."

Even if I can't burn it, our children will burn it, and if they can't, our grandchildren will. The coffin won't be restored, but my descendants will go on endlessly..."

"Sister Li, it can't be that bad..."

Hei Yang's forehead was sweating, and his mouth twitched as he grabbed Hong Li's shoulder.

"Is it really necessary to sacrifice our entire family tree because of this?"

"Ugh..."

Hongli was stunned. Her expressionless face turned to Heiyang, and she quietly looked at her boyfriend's helpless expression. Tears quickly welled up in her eyes, and then she burst into tears, hugging Heiyang's neck.

"But it bullied me, it bullied me! Black Sun!"

I want retirement funds, not my coffin money!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Waaah, I'm so angry!

"Alright, alright, it's just opening a box, no need to get so worked up."

Hei Yang patted his girlfriend on the back, comforting her, "If you don't want to drive it, then don't. We can drive it again when we're in the mood..."

"No."

"Ok?"

A question mark appeared above Hei Yang's head as he watched Hong Li wipe her tears on her chest, pull her head away from Hei Yang's embrace, and look annoyed.

"If I just refuse to open it like that, wouldn't that prove I'm scared and that I've given in to it?!"

Hong Li snorted coldly: "Don't even think about it! Watch me do it again! This time I'll definitely avenge my humiliation!"

“Hey hey hey…”

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with dead fish eyes and a suspicious expression.

"Hey, isn't it my turn now? You're not thinking of getting a free chance to open a box, are you?"

"Oh, what's yours is mine, and even you are mine. Do we need to be so particular about who's who?"

Hong Li waved her hand confidently: "That one doesn't count, it doesn't count, I'll open another one!"

"Refuse to play dumb, act foolish, or be a scoundrel."

Hei Yang grabbed Hong Li by the back of her collar, looking speechless.

"Didn't you calculate that giving you fifteen gift boxes to open first already means you have one more than me?"

Even if you switch positions twice, you'll still be driving the same amount, so what's the rush?

"Ha, isn't that wrong?"

Hongli counted on her fingers as she calculated for Heiyang.

"I already had one more gift box than you, so isn't it only natural that I should open one more?"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow, then used both hands to support Hong Li's arms and turn her to sit down next to him.

"What I didn't return to you earlier is mine, but are you mine too?"

And then, less than half a minute later, you're starting to settle accounts with me again, right?

"Well, Hongli, you've got a real knack for double standards!"

"Well……"

Hongli felt a little itchy as her arm was being supported, so she gently shifted her body, looked up at Heiyang, and muttered something under her breath.

"You're three days older than me, you're the older brother, can't you give in a little?"

"It's only three days, there's no difference."

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow and said, "If you want to be the older sister, that's fine with me, I don't mind."

"Wow, Hei Yang, how can you be like this!"

"Is this the first day you've met me?"