How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

After a three-second pause, Hong Li instantly realized what had happened and instinctively gave a comical smile: "Goodness, I almost fell for your trick."

"You're going to put up with it, huh? You're going to pretend, huh? I'll see how long you can keep this up."

"what are you talking about."

A hint of confusion appeared in Hei Yang's eyes: "I don't quite understand."

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, we both know what's going on."

Hong Li smiled slightly, propped her head up with her hand, lay on her side on the bed, looking like she was watching a good show.

"Hmm, commendable willpower. But I have some good news for you: the effect will only last for one day before it disappears. Isn't that short-lived? I think so too. It should last at least a year!"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

Hei Yang looked disdainful: "But just the tone of your voice makes me want to punch you."

"Oh yeah, yeah, I'm such a jerk."

Hongli laughed and pointed to her face: "Come on, hit me! Make me cry!"

"Damn it, are you crazy?!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but curse out loud.

"Yeah, indeed."

Hongli nodded in agreement, reached over to grab a bunch of snacks from the bedside, picked out a milk candy and popped it into her mouth: "I have a serious illness that makes me feel uncomfortable all over if I can't hear you begging for mercy, why don't you have one too?"

[Hongli sent you 1 candy. Do you want to accept it?]

Hei Yang: "..."

"Receive it."

Hongli urged softly, "Why won't you accept it? Don't you like eating it too?"

"recent……"

Hei Yang said calmly, "I've quit."

"Huh, really?"

Hong Li looked at him suspiciously: "Or is someone too afraid to eat because of a toothache?"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang scratched his head, accepted the candy, and popped it into his mouth: "But it's okay to have it once in a while."

Hongli: "!!!"

"Good, that's ruthless!"

Hongli showed an expression of admiration: "I respect you as a true man!"

"baffling."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "If you keep talking like this, I'm going to turn off the video and go back to sleep."

"you dare!?"

Hongli's face darkened: "Chat with me for a while. How can you sleep soundly when I can't sleep?!"

"If you can't sleep, count sheep."

"Nonsense, completely unfounded!"

“Then count the black sheep.”

"It doesn't work, the more I count, the more excited I get!"

"..."

Awkward conversation ensued...

Five minutes of awkward small talk...

Ten minutes of awkward small talk...

Two hours of awkward conversation...

"Ugh, I can't take it anymore, I really can't open my eyes."

Hei Yang yawned widely: "It's almost dawn, I'm going to catch up on some sleep..."

"Well……"

Hongli hesitated, a look of astonishment on her face, and a sense of defeat welled up in her heart.

Why isn't it working? Could it be because it's been unused for too long and has expired?

Or was the posture used for the curse incorrect, requiring the recitation of a special incantation, or perhaps some mysterious ritual?

For example, offering souls and flesh to evil gods, or even offering pigeon soup as a sacrifice...?

"Hey!"

Hei Yang's voice brought Hong Li back to her senses. Hei Yang rubbed his temples and said, "I'm turning it off. You should get some sleep too. If you don't want to sleep, go cultivate. Wake me up this afternoon."

"Wait a moment!"

Hong Li stretched out one hand and picked up another curse card between her fingers: "Wait for me a little longer. I might not have performed well just now. This time, I'll try a stomachache curse card. If that doesn't work, I'll admit defeat!"

You should cooperate a little and react a bit, don't make me look like a clown!

"Xiao Li..."

Hei Yang spoke softly.

"what?"

Hongli looked confused: "What's wrong?"

"Does it have to be this way?"

Hei Yang murmured softly, "Is it necessary to exterminate them all?"

"Huh? You're saying..."

Before she could finish speaking, Hong Li suddenly froze, then her eyes lit up slightly, and she gave a sweet smile: "Oh ho ho?"

"Ugh."

Hei Yang sighed, took a deep breath, and focused his energy: "Hong Li, are you fucking ************?! Damn it, you're an idiot! It hurts so much! ************ How could there be such a heartless prop?! !!!"

Hei Yang couldn't hold back any longer. He waved his hand and conjured a handful of cold water, then poured it into his mouth: "Hey hey hey, what is this? It doesn't make sense! I've done good deeds and maintained good oral hygiene all my life, why do I have a toothache!"

You bastard, you tricked me and then forced me to eat your candy! I'll f*** you!

"Pfft, hahaha! No, stop it, Mr. Hei, quickly regain your calm and collected demeanor! Right now, hahahahaha!"

Hongli couldn't help but burst into laughter, which made Xiao Huo, who was by the bedside, quietly cling to the bed with its wings and peek out with a puzzled look: "Mom, what's wrong? Did something happy happen? You're laughing so hard you're crying..."

"No, it's nothing, you don't need to worry about me, hahaha..."

Hongli clutched her stomach, gasping for breath: "Huff, haha, I can't take it anymore... huff, calm down, calm down... pfft hahaha!"

"Hong Li!!!"

Black Sun's furious roar rang in my ears: "You just wait, don't fall into my hands, or you'll regret it!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Li pursed her lips, looking completely unconcerned: "You've said this countless times since I was little, and I've still managed to survive until now."

Besides, even without today's events, if I had actually fallen into your hands, I still wouldn't have fared well...

Hmph, I still have that much self-awareness.

So, you'll just have to bear this toothache!

Oh, I forgot to mention, I have eight more curse cards like this.

Let me tell you a little secret: once you reach the Golden Core stage, this curse card will be useless. Hmm, you know what I mean?

"Can we change the terms?"

"you sure?"

"You're not giving us a way out, are you!"

Hei Yang covered his cheek, his face fierce, and lined up the four gift boxes he had accumulated from the seventh level of Qi Refining: "You wait, wait until I open some fun things for you!"

"Brother, you're dreaming."

Hongli couldn't help but sneer, "You think you can just open any box and get whatever you want? Do you think this gift box belongs to us? It's all random, okay!"

[Black Sun: [Image]]

Item: A very sturdy wall

Quality: purple

Size: 6 meters long, 0.5 meters wide, and 4 meters high (normal shape)

0.06 meters long, 0.005 meters wide, and 0.04 meters high (in its portable form)

Effect: It's really sturdy and can withstand attacks from Nascent Soul stage and below!