How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Introduction: A wall may be able to block the wind, but it may not be able to block the rain.

[Hongli: Hahaha, that's hilarious! Is that all? Even the purple quality is terrible? You might as well just ram your head into a hole. I'm embarrassed for you, hahaha!]

[Black Sun: Ha, again!]

[Black Sun: [Image]]

Skill: High-Frequency Warrior

Quality: blue

Effect: When the high-frequency mode is activated, the position will be reset every five seconds during use. No matter how far you move during this time, you will return to the original point.

In high-frequency mode, you are immune to 70% of the damage you receive, and your evasion rate is greatly increased!

In high-frequency mode, there is a 70% chance that your attacks will miss damage.

Synopsis: Come on! Let's see who's the most unpredictable! (Just kidding!)

[Hongli: Oh, so what? If you learn this skill, I'll learn it too.]

[Hongli: Give up. Sometimes you just have to accept your fate. Good luck doesn't always work out, and I think I'm very qualified to talk about that...]

[Black Sun: [Images][Images]]

Props: Dancing Youth Gift Pack

Quality: green

Effect: Dance Cards *6 (Makes the selected target perform the dance you specify, lasting for one hour)

Scope: Foundation building period and below

Introduction: The third set of national middle school broadcast gymnastics, dancing with youth, begins now!

[Hongli: ?]

Item: Double the Happiness

Quality: green

Effect: 2 Truth or Dare cards (selected... you know what I mean!)

Adventure Card *2 (…you know what I mean!)

Summary: From any perspective, this kind of prop is unlikely to bring anyone joy! (Sad)

[Hongli: ???]

[Hongli: ?! ...

[Hongli: Brother, I was wrong, I'm your little Li, sob sob...]

[Black Sun: Hehehe...]

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 141 You wouldn't want to look like that in front of your family, would you?

At this moment, Hei Yang had a strange expression on his face, showing a smile of revenge, but at the same time, he was grimacing because of a toothache. His appearance was quite frightening!

Perhaps, this is what they call a wicked smile!

"Gudu."

The sound of swallowing saliva echoed in Hong Li's throat. Looking at Hei Yang's eager expression, she felt a chill run through her body and her legs went weak.

"No way, what kind of incredible luck is that?!"

If I were to fall into your hands, I wouldn't fare any better...

[Hmph, I have that much self-awareness.]

No one can be unlucky forever, right?

Not long ago, Hong Li's words traveled through time and space, echoing in her mind, and slapped her hard across the face several times!

For a moment, Hong Li felt her brain groaning and trembling, gradually crashing.

The girl is withdrawn...

"Hey! Stop overacting!"

Hei Yang spoke, ruthlessly shattering Hong Li's armor of self-isolation: "Hurry up, are you mentally prepared?"

"Black Sun, waaaaah..."

Hongli rubbed her eyes, squeezed out a few tears, skillfully lowered herself, and pitifully looked up at Heiyang: "Does it have to be like this?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang flipped the Adventure Card with his fingertips, revealing an innocent expression: "Hmm, Xiao Li, do you think I should let you have a passionate and intense training session, or a thrilling and exciting costume experience?"

Ah, what a coincidence, I have two cards! I might as well change clothes and cultivate at the same time! Ouch, my tooth hurts, ouch…”

"Yang, don't do this..."

Hongli's voice trembled: "I'll die, I won't be able to live! Waaah..."

"Now you know how to play the victim, huh? Too late!"

Hei Yang, for the second time, deliberately lined up the dance cards neatly and showed them to Hong Li, in order to continue to wear down her fighting spirit and torment her mind!

"Well, Xiao Li, you said you prefer steel... cough cough, I mean, stripping... cough cough, no, cough cough, anyway..."

Hei Yang gave a comical look: "I mean, which one do you want to choose?"

"What, what which one..."

Hongli's expression stiffened: "Um, Xiaohuo is watching, Heiyang, don't go too far!"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "Miss Hong, you don't want your daughter, Xiao Huo, to see you in that state..."

"sorry!"

Hongli lowered her head decisively and skillfully admitted her mistake: "I'm so sorry, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have provoked Lord Heiyang. I won't do it again. Please forgive me. There won't be a next time. Please..."

"You know you're wrong?"

"wrong!"

"What's wrong?"

"First of all, he ordered around Lord Heiyang in a condescending manner, which is a crime of arrogance!"

Then, disturbing Lord Heiyang's sleep in the middle of the night, and even attempting to spy on him through video, he committed the crime of ( )!

Then, he slacked off in his cultivation and instead pushed the task onto Lord Black Sun, thus committing the sin of laziness.

After the plan failed, he became enraged and plotted against Lord Heiyang, committing the crime of rage!

After Lord Heiyang was ambushed by the sinner Hongli, Heiyang, knowing that the other party had a toothache, still ate candy in front of him, committing the sin of gluttony!

When Lord Heiyang gave me a way out, I was still ungrateful and dared to try to seize more. This is the sin of greed!

Because Lord Heiyang gets everything he wants, opening whatever he pleases, I cursed his good fortune as a dog's luck; this is the sin of jealousy.

Hong Li's expression was sincere and her attitude earnest: "I have deeply realized my shortcomings, so please don't harm me!"

"I beg you, sir, to show mercy. I'll do anything!"

"You said it!"

Hei Yang snorted lightly: "Alright, now I command you to cultivate to the Golden Core stage as quickly as possible!"

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Let's discuss the matter of you poisoning me!"

Hongli asked timidly, "Could you be gentle?"

"Tsk tsk, since that's how it is..."

Hei Yang clicked his tongue and took out a dance card.

"Well, let me show you the culture of another world!"

Hmm, Hongli, let's start with an hour of ballet. Hmm, the Nutcracker!

Sigh, I guess I'm still too soft-hearted.

"No! I'm not ready! What clamp...uh..."

Before Hongli could finish speaking, a look of horror suddenly appeared on her face. Instantly, she felt her limbs become uncontrollable and she sprang up from the bed: "No way, it's coming already?"

"Eh?"

Little Fire poked its head out of its nest: "Is Mommy talking to Little Fire?"

"Oh, you're still not asleep?!"

Hongli's body stiffened, and she cried out in anguish, "Little Fire, don't look!"