How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

[Black Sun: ???]

[Hei Yang: The whole sect knows about Xiaolong's sleepwalking output?! His cultivation career is probably over! (Sad)]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: Wake up first, go wash your face before you talk to me.]

[Black Sun: You're going to suffocate me... Ugh... Wait, let me find my clothes...]

[Hong Li: !!!]

[Hongli: You're not wearing any clothes right now?!]

[Hei Yang: Nonsense, sleeping naked is so much more comfortable...]

[Hongli sent a video request]

Hei Yang declined the video request.

[Black Sun: ???]

[Hongli: Tch.]

[Hei Yang: Hmm, you're awake now. Tell me, what big trouble has Xiaolong gotten into this time?]

Well, he's all grown up now. If something happens, he'll have to take responsibility for it himself. It has nothing to do with me, his older brother...

[Hong Li: It's not that he caused any major trouble. Hei Xiaolong has done a great service. I heard he's even going to be awarded the position of honorary elder!]

[Hei Yang: As expected of my younger brother, I could tell from a young age that he was destined for greatness!]

But jade needs carving to become a work of art; Xiaolong's success today is undoubtedly inseparable from the excellent guidance he received from his older brother since childhood!

Hongli: ...

[Hongli sent a video request]

[Hongli: Try refusing me one more time!]

[Video connection established]

Seeing Hei Yang fully dressed on the other side of the screen, Hong Li sighed regretfully and explained.

"The story goes something like this: a while ago, Hei Xiaolong and my aunt teamed up to explore a ruins instance in the Northwest Sea."

Halfway there, my aunt cut off the connection, and Hei Xiaolong and the others continued forward, only to discover that the ruins were actually the legacy left behind by an ancient Nascent Soul stage expert.

Unable to make up their minds, they quickly sent someone back to inform their sect. However, they did not expect that the news would soon reach the ears of the local powerful sect, the Rolling Wave Sect, because there was also an exploration team from the Rolling Wave Sect nearby, led by a Foundation Establishment cultivator.

The people from the Rolling Wave Sect wanted to use their numbers to clear the area and drive Xiaolong and his group away, but they didn't expect that Xiaolong would fight against three of them single-handedly, using his Earth-level divine ability, Ice River Heavy Water, to hold out until the sect elders arrived.

However, the Rolling Wave Sect was not to be trifled with. Because it was close to their own territory, they quickly mobilized their forces. Neither sect had produced a Nascent Soul stage expert for many years, so neither was willing to give in and both seemed determined to obtain the ruins.

Fortunately, both sides were still respectable people. As righteous sects of the immortal realm, they suppressed the urge to engage in direct hand-to-hand combat and reached an agreement, setting a series of rules.

Specifically, each sect will send two Golden Core stage leaders and a maximum of thirty Foundation Establishment stage members. The two teams will enter the ruins together, and then each will show their abilities.

During this period, both sects must strictly control their disciples and elders to prevent the conflict from escalating and causing unnecessary bloodshed.

"Hmm, that sounds alright. Both sides have exercised restraint, which is probably the best compromise, right?"

Hei Yang commented listlessly, "But what does this have to do with you? Don't tell me you've been drafted."

"No, not at all. I'm a new disciple who's been with the sect for less than a year. It would be a waste of a spot to recruit me."

Hongli waved her hand, then sighed and rubbed her forehead in exasperation.

"But that's not the point. The point is, I was just happy to find out that I could apply to live away from home for a long time without even leaving the sect, when I was betrayed by your brother from a distance."

The sect is currently under lockdown. Until the problem is resolved, disciples inside the sect cannot leave, and those outside cannot return…

"Then you just wait."

Hei Yang yawned: "You don't need to take over. I'm still at the foot of the mountain with you. Mom and Dad haven't replied yet. You can just lie in the sect."

"That's what I said, but I still feel a little unwilling to accept it..."

Hongli sighed, then suddenly remembered something: "Oh, right, Auntie also said that those at the Golden Core stage can teach their family members cultivation techniques!"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow, perking up: "Is that so?"

"Hmm, this way, the big problem blocking our way is solved!"

Hongli clenched her fist excitedly: "As long as you work hard to cultivate to the Golden Core stage, you can help Mom and Dad. Aren't you excited?!"

"As long as you cultivate diligently until you reach the Golden Core stage."

Hei Yang, expressionless, seized on the key phrase: "What, Miss Hong, are you trying to distance yourself from this?"

"Oh dear, that's not the point."

Hongli chuckled and said, "The important thing is that our wonderful life together is just around the corner!"

In such a joyful moment, we shouldn't worry about those little details!

"Damn it, don't you dare mouth insults to me! And don't look at me with that contemptuous look! And don't give me the middle finger! And... damn it, you want to fight, huh?!"

Hong Li couldn't help but roll up her sleeves in exasperation, revealing her fair and slender arms: "Do you believe I can jump out of the screen and punch you right now?!"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang withdrew his middle finger, raised an eyebrow, and lightly patted the bed sheet next to him, his expression defiant.

"Come on if you dare. You can teleport here anyway, but I want to see how you'll jump back after you jump out."

Well, I can't guarantee what will happen then. But, someone better not cry later. You'll have to bear the consequences yourself, so think it through..."

"!!!"

Hongli glared at her: "Threatening me, huh! Do you think your sister is easily scared?"

"Come on then."

Hei Yang continued patting the bed sheet: "Hmm, this bed is pretty sturdy. Come on, don't be a coward. We're about evenly matched, it's a 50/50 situation."

"..."

Hong Li was silent for a moment. "Fifty-fifty" meant that there was a 50% chance of losing, and the battlefield was more unfavorable to her...

but……

"Ha, Black Sun, do you think I would surrender so easily?"

Hong Li smirked as a card slipped into her hand: "If I can't teach you a lesson this time, I'll take your surname!"

"Wait, what are you doing?!"

Hei Yang's brow twitched suddenly, and a bad premonition arose in his heart: "Xiao Li, calm down, let's talk this out!"

"Well, even a day as husband and wife brings a hundred days of kindness; when will this cycle of revenge end..."

"Heh, chickened out?"

Hong Li turned the card over, revealing a villainous smile: "Too late! It's best to nip it in the bud!"

Item: [Toothache Curse Card]

Effect: Causes the selected target to suffer from unbearable toothache for an entire day!

Scope: Foundation building period and below

"Black Sun, pay the price!"

Under the boy's horrified gaze, the girl activated the card with a wicked smile!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 140 No one can be unlucky forever, right?

"Ahhhhh, my dear wife, I was wrong, please stop torturing me!"

"Hmph, it's good that you know you're wrong. Who's in charge of the family now?"

"You decide, you decide, okay!"

"Oh ho ho ho ho!"

A smile appeared on Hong Li's face as she imagined what would happen next while activating the card in her hand.

She watched the black sun on the screen expectantly, waiting for the curse to take effect.

"..."

Hei Yang stared at Hong Li expressionlessly: "And then?"

"Ah?"

Hong Li frowned. Hei Yang's calm demeanor was illogical...

The curse should have taken effect, so why...?

Could it be a counterfeit product? That can't be!

"..."