Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

Tell your girlfriend, "I want to buy a piece of land, to buy your unwavering devotion."

This sweet talk could trigger a random space.

—After all, no one has ever said how 'devoted' someone is, right?

...

The spoken sweet nothings may not match the generated content, and any effect may be triggered.

That is, it is uncontrollable.

In addition, the prerequisite for using a cheesy pickup line generator is—

You must say corny pickup lines that are appropriate for the context and the person you're talking to!

Talking to yourself won't work, and talking to yourself in a completely different way won't work either.

But that's about it.

Compared to its advantages, these disadvantages are insignificant!

It's just a little awkward, isn't it?

Isn't it just about spending a lot of time thinking of sweet nothings?

Isn't it just that you might need to flirt with a lot of girls at the same time, which could potentially create a love triangle?

Please——

Almost zero cost!

The rewards include all sorts of abilities and items.

What else do you want?

If you're lucky, you might even trigger a super prize, like a ball or a universe – that's nothing!

The upper limit is fantastic!

Isn't this better than a time machine?

The second one, the Eye of All Forms, is equivalent to a pair of eagle eyes plus a random buff booster.

Add a buff to the left eye; you can choose between a beneficial or detrimental buff, and the buff effect is random.

My right eye looks like a backpack.

Like the Sharingan, it records the buffs that have been used before, and can be used directly when needed. However, unlike Kakashi, it can only record ten buffs instead of thousands.

If you want to keep a new and better buff that randomly appears in your left eye and use it at any time, you need to discard one of the previous buffs to free up a slot.

It looks like a support ability.

but.

The Eye of All Forms contains all kinds of buffs!

Debuff is a form of human dementia.

Check out this buff that guarantees 100% armor penetration;

Check out the invincible buff: "No one can defeat me with my background music playing."

Check out the ultimate debuff: [Ultimate Unlucky Guy]!

There's nothing it can't do!

The host of the Eye of All Things vs. the host of the Corny Pickup Line Generator – it's still uncertain who will win!

Moreover, Kang the Conqueror's time machine is of the fifth order.

Therefore, an artifact that is no less powerful than a time machine must be at least Tier 5!

If some schemer were to obtain this, its power would be so great that even Bai Ze's abilities on the surface would have to bow down!

—Of course, that's impossible.

Some things are obvious once you think about them.

If a deity can so easily discard these divine artifacts, how could he not leave some for his disciples?

The interval between the ninth and tenth entries in the diary was long enough.

The infinite treasure trove of Bai Ze has been filled, and the divine artifacts that have grown into Bai Ze's hands are enough to play with!

In terms of individual stats, a fifth-tier artifact has no effect on him.

As for divine artifacts, it would be incredibly easy for Bai Ze to create something like a Fantasy Killer Plus, damage reduction, or invincibility. There might even be one waiting for him to take out of the treasure vault right now.

If anyone thinks they are fearless just because they have obtained a divine artifact by chance, then Bai Ze will stand here and wait for your arrival!

……

That said, the third amazing tool—the life simulator—does not belong to the first two categories either.

While strength is important, experience and wisdom gained through long-term practice are equally important.

Life simulators can simulate different lives.

To others, it was only one night, but to the host of the artifact, it was a lifetime.

Everyone else did nothing all night but sleep.

The host of the artifact, however, experienced a complete life, learning different knowledge, skills, and experiences.

The difference between the two is obvious.

If one could simulate a thousand lives, the effect would be no less than that of Byakuran communicating with parallel worlds, and perhaps even better!

Because no matter what, Byakuran can only connect to himself in a parallel world, and the world backgrounds and such are not much different.

Life simulators are not limited by background, race, or power system!

Furthermore, the abilities gained during the simulation can be preserved and concentrated in one person!

Isn't this even bigger than Bai Lan's hanging?

Big!

That's a really big hanger!

If it weren't for the fact that the rewards from the artifact wouldn't exceed its own level, Bai Ze himself would want it just based on the above explanation!

However, he has many other similar magical artifacts.

Moreover, with his own strength, a fifth-tier divine artifact would be of no help to him at all. It wouldn't even be a useless trifle, but rather a chicken butt and feathers, only good for others to use.

Who is this "other person" who is destined to meet them?

...

[If you're lucky, you might be able to make a deal with the incubator.]

"Huh? What's an incubator?"

Another new and unfamiliar term.

Some people couldn't help but shudder, a sense of foreboding rising in their hearts.

Based on past experience, it seems the main point of this diary entry is coming.

Connecting the context, the deity actually said that he would trade the divine artifact with the incubator?

Incubator?

What kind of incubator needs a magical artifact?

With this powerful artifact, can't they destroy the Incubators?

Why make a deal with the incubator and give away the amazing tool?

Isn’t this such a waste?

What merit or ability do these incubators possess?!

...

[Speaking of which, the Incubators are also a very disliked force throughout the myriad realms.]

On the surface, she seems cute and adorable, a magical messenger who grants wishes; in reality, she's just a guy who preys on people.

[Because human girls have the richest emotions, they like to disguise themselves as cute Pokémon-like dolls, giving themselves adorable names like Kyubey, and taking advantage of girls' naivety and their desire to become magical girls to achieve their goals. They are just a bunch of emotional con artists!]

155 Magical Girl? Witch Trainee?

"Magic... girl?"

Sakura glanced at Cerberus beside her with a mixture of belief and doubt.

Normally, it's a plush toy with white wings, resembling both a cat and a mouse.

So cute!

The sealed beast created by Clow Reed to protect the Clow Cards. It once helped her collect the Clow Cards, and now it helps her transform the Clow Cards into Sakura Cards.

—A magician, got it!