Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

She is the original owner of the Clow Cards, now the owner of the Sakura Cards, an 11-year-old girl who is still in elementary school.

—A naive and innocent human girl, I get it!

Sakura: "..."

Is the overlap rate a bit too high?

"W-what?! Sakura, what kind of look is that?!"

Noticing her gaze, Xiao Ke got angry.

"I'm not a con artist! I didn't take advantage of you! And I'm definitely not called Cupid!"

"I'm not like Kyubey! I'm Cerberus, the most prized creation of the world's greatest magician, Clow Reed!"

Xiao Ke shouted the last sentence out loud, and her voice cracked.

"Haha, of course you're not a liar..." Sakura tried to laugh it off.

"Damn it! You mean Sakura, how could you doubt me! I don't care, I'm going to eat five, no, ten donuts!"

"Uh……"

"Aaaaaah, you're still hesitating?! That's too much! You're punished to offer ten donuts every day for the next month!"

"..."

After Sakura coaxed and cajoled him gently, she resorted to using her fists as big as casserole dishes.

With three big bumps on her head, Xiao Ke finally got the treatment of getting two extra donuts every day.

congratulations!

congratulations!

"Tch!" Touya glanced at it disdainfully.

"Hey, you brat, you just 'tsk'ed, didn't you?!"

"cut."

"...You damn brat! Apologize to me right now!"

boom! boom! boom!

The Kinomoto residence became lively once again.

Sakura's forehead was covered in cold sweat, and she was utterly speechless.

She turned to look at her two elderly fathers—Kinomoto Fujitaka and Hiiragi Sawa Eriol.

"Oh, Sakura."

The two elderly fathers wore inexplicably similar smiles.

“Just do whatever you want to do.”

"Yeah!" Sakura nodded vigorously.

"I'm so lucky to have met Ke, but Kyubey is so awful, he actually deceived a little girl!"

Sakura, who also belongs to the girl group, felt a strong sense of empathy and waved her clenched fist:

"I'll make them pay!"

"Even if Kyubey is powerful, I'm still going to give them a good beating!"

Sakura, who currently only knows that Kyubey is lying, doesn't know exactly what those cute creatures did. If she did find out, she'd probably be so angry she'd cry.

They are a bunch of hyenas who will pounce on any potential profit, like hyenas smelling blood.

I remember once, they even came after my reincarnated self.

[They've lost all shame, constantly pestering me to be a magical boy.]

【Huh?! I look like a magical boy?!】

"A magician, a young magician?"

Just imagining the god transforming into a magical boy sent chills down everyone's spine.

Oops!

Won't they be silenced if they know about this?

hiss~

Is it too late to close your eyes and not look now?

Or they could try to hypnotize themselves and forget about it!

Everyone was on the verge of tears.

But... it's okay if she's not a human girl, she can be a magical girl?

Does that mean that as long as someone has enough talent, even a man can do it?

"Damn it! Why isn't Kyubey coming to find me? I want to be a magical boy too!"

In the gym, a muscular man who is 1.9 meters tall clenched his fist, his muscles bulging.

"I want to be a magical boy!"

Once someone starts something, things begin to go strange.

"That's right! Can't tough guys have a girlish heart? We tough guys have rich emotions too!"

Another burly man was in a horse stance, his thigh muscles bulging like an inflated balloon.

"Exactly! Even tough guys can be just as soft and delicate as girls! Pick me!"

"This is my lifelong dream! Kyubey, I want to be a magical boy!"

"Why can't we be magical girls, no, magical boys? Kyubey is going too far! Where is he? Where is he? I need to have a serious talk with him!"

A group of burly men rushed out of the house and began searching for Cupid.

Cupid: Don't come any closer!!!

...

Even those who aren't particularly perceptive noticed the problem.

'Annoying,' 'Wool-puller,' 'Disguised,' 'Exploited,' 'Like a hyena that smells blood when there's profit'... all these descriptions make Kyubey seem like a bad guy.

In this situation, would the deity still say that they can make a deal with the incubator?

What do incubators rely on?

They can't sleep at night if they don't know the details!

...

It must be said that Kyubey does possess some skill, though not much.

In that reincarnation, I was just like any other human, and I accidentally fell into their trap, signing a contract to become a magical boy.

[Chubi certainly didn't lie to me; they never lie, they just tell half the story.]

Signing a contract does allow you to make wishes, but the price you pay is far greater than you imagine.

So-called magical girls are actually just witch trainees.

.... .... .......

Kyubey's goal is to see the magical girl's despair.

...

Upon seeing this, many people's minds went blank.

what? What?

Magical Girl = Witch Trainee?

Is Kyubey's goal to make magical girls despair?

What does all this mean?

Why do they seem to not understand?

People who had no concept of magical girls and incubators found it hard to understand.

The main problem was that there were too many intermediaries, leaving them completely bewildered.

It's really hard to sort out the cause and effect in a short time.

However, those who don't understand it definitely don't include the think tank.

There are always some exceptionally intelligent people in the world.

For example, Hiroki Sawada.

His intelligence is beyond question.

After all, how many people can become graduate students at the world's top science and engineering universities on their own at the age of ten?

Did they develop a DNA tracking system on their own?