Anime Crossover: Chuunibyou Diaries Come True, Everyone's Gone Mad

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Countless figures rushed out from various buildings.

"Waiting for the destined one? I am that destined one!"

"Bullshit! Watch me, I'm going to use cheats!"

"Get lost, that's mine, mine!"

Nobody can sit still.

This includes those highly capable individuals who stand at the very top of the world.

joke!

Who wants to give it up?

Kang was able to conquer the multiverse with just one artifact; there are three of their worlds!

Three!

Isn't this taking off?

It would be a waste not to take it!

With the news of the Three Divine Artifacts out, who wouldn't want them? Who wouldn't go crazy for them?!

Baudelaire lost!

A renowned romantic transcendent.

He immediately pushed his lover away, summoned a gigantic carnivorous flower that looked like it came from hell, and plunged headfirst into its mouth.

"Flower of Evil, take me to the strangest place you can think of!"

He skipped the pointless step of checking the energy monitor and let the Flower of Evil follow its intuition.

The Flower of Evil, with its big, beady eyes full of confusion, burrowed back into the ground and wandered off in a random direction.

154 incubators? What makes them so special?!

boom!

Underground, the two forces from different directions collided.

puff!

Both of them left the underground and came to the surface at the same time.

"Who is it? Don't you know the traffic rules?!"

Baudelaire stormed out, tearing open the mouth of the Flower of Evil.

"Yo~"

The other person greeted them.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be an old acquaintance.

"Hmph, Dante, you're still alive."

"Haha, I wanted to ask you that too: haven't you been killed by your lovers yet?"

The two friends, who hadn't seen each other for many years, greeted each other very warmly.

Boccaccio watched from the side, his head twitching.

"We have other things to do, Dante."

"Ok?"

"right!"

After Boccaccio's reminder, the two of them simultaneously remembered what they should be doing now.

Baudelaire, in particular, had a glint in his eye.

He not only recalled his past bickering with those two immortal old men, Dante and Boccaccio, but also Dante's ability—the Divine Comedy allows him to freely travel between Heaven and Hell.

If we were to create a ranking of who is most likely to be found, Dante would definitely be in the top three!

Meanwhile, most of the members of Dante's Sicilian Renaissance Society are support-oriented, meaning their abilities are all unpredictable, but they can't compete with the Romance Society members in terms of pure combat power.

If we can draw upon Dante's power, we can increase our chances of success significantly.

"My friend, relax and don't overthink it!"

Dante was several times older than Baudelaire, so he could easily see through the latter's scheming.

He waved his hand, picked up Boccaccio, and left, leaving behind a parting remark:

"I'll bring the artifact to show you once I find it!"

Before the words were even finished, the two people had vanished without a trace.

"Pah! Who wants to see that!"

Baudelaire was furious.

"Why walk so fast? I was just thinking, I didn't do anything. What bad luck!"

As he spoke, he gritted his teeth and crawled back into the Flower of Evil, continuing his journey.

Perhaps it's because my luck is not good today.

As the flower of evil ran, it bumped into Verlaine, who was plowing the ground with gravity.

Baudelaire: ...I'm so unlucky to have met this traitor who's always causing trouble!

Verlaine: ...I'm so unlucky to have met this scumbag who only knows how to flirt and date!

The two spat at each other as a sign of respect.

Then, without saying a word, he turned around and left without looking back.

You can beat someone up anytime.

If you waste time and someone else takes the artifact, that would be something you'll regret!

The same thing happens everywhere, on the ground, underground, in the air, and at sea.

At times like this, you have to stop even if you encounter your father's killer or a threat to your clan's extermination!

With this amazing artifact, what can't you have?

The numerous individuals with special abilities displayed their unique skills and used every means at their disposal.

While doing so, he also made sure to update his diary.

Ideally, you should use the clues provided in the diary to find the location of the artifact.

However, they all knew the chances were slim.

After all, the God himself said that he was too lazy to pick up what he casually threw away.

Everyone bit their handkerchiefs: Damn it! If I had known, I would have preferred to run a junkyard and have the God dumped here!

No exaggeration.

If they could find a magical artifact, they would be willing to live and eat next to a garbage dump for ten or twenty years!

In fact, the artifact was worth doing this for!

As is widely known, in the "leveling-up" genre, the protagonist often experiences setbacks for at least three years, and at most ten, twenty, or thirty years, with no upper limit.

As the saying goes:

Don't bully young poor!

Don’t bully the poor middle-aged people!

Don’t look down on the poor old people!

Some protagonists may have lived ordinary lives for seventy or eighty years before obtaining a cheat code, from which they soar to great heights and fly through the skies!

Which of the three magical artifacts is the worst?

None of them are bad!

For example, a cheesy pickup line generator that looks a bit odd and funny.

He said to his girlfriend, "Are you home yet? No, a place without you isn't home."

This sweet talk could trigger the "wherever you are, that's my territory" effect.

Every place your girlfriend has been will belong to you for various reasons.

Tell your girlfriend, "I've done some calculations, and you're missing me in your five elements."

This sweet talk could trigger the 'red thread' effect.

He and his girlfriend are bound together by fate.

It's also possible to gain the ability to divine – after all, there's a phrase in romantic sayings like "to calculate with one's fingers".

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