Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 218

The burden shook, the audience laughed wave after wave, and Luan Yunping on the stage couldn’t help but laughed a few times.

Shaking his head, “The observation is really detailed.”

After waiting for the laughter to diminish, Wang Hepeng on the stage continued to speak through the microphone, which was much more serious than the performance just now, with persuasiveness, “Position!”

“What’s wrong!”

“Gold and silver treasures, wealth and glory are all fake. Good health is the most important thing.”

Luan Yunping agreed with this, “Yes! I mentioned this topic again.”

“The rich, the powerful, the powerful, and the identity, take advantage of the amount of gold and oil.”

“It’s all clouds.”

“Dying with both hands holding empty fists… Oh, I have a wrist, I am a famous actor, I am the first brother Deyun, then you also get sick.”

“Yeah! Something to keep out!”

“If you can’t stop it, everyone will get sick, including our host today, those who know and those who don’t.”

For the young master who pays attention to Deyun, he will almost know that these other leisurely things have been rounded up by him. For a time, many audiences in the audience said they knew each other.

“Look, I do know that. It’s the host with the big face just now. He is the younger brother of the Master and the eldest grandson of Mr. Hou. He is also known as Master Shaohou! Hou Zhen! He has also gone to the hospital.”

“What’s up with him?”

Wang Hepeng did not rush to explain, put a hand on the edge of the table, and slowly said, “Hey, I have to introduce this person before this. He is very good.”

“You talk about it.”

“Don’t fight for fame, don’t win profit, don’t be greedy for money, don’t look good!”

“very nice!”

Luan Yunping gave a thumbs up and exaggerated.

Wang Hepeng couldn’t breathe, but he suddenly screamed at the side, “But he is very lazy!!!”

“Um?”

“If there is one person left for De Yun one day, it will be him.”

“how?”

“Too lazy to rebel!!”

“Well, I’m lazy even to rebel.”

A lot of people laughed in the audience.

Wang Hepeng continued his laughter, “There are two other hobbies ｀ˇ!”

“What two hobbies.”

“The first thing is that he likes to talk. He chats with you, so you don’t need to pay attention to him. It’s not like the two of us chat with one sentence.

He doesn’t need to, he is talking about himself, oops, your brains can boil.

It’s too annoying.

I was really annoyed the other day, I bought him a plane ticket and sent him to the beach. ”

Luan Yunping said, “This is the beach.”

“Come back from the beach, let me take a look!” Wang Hepeng’s tone increased a bit, his expression distorted, “Good fellow, the teeth are all black!”

“Huh? What’s the matter?”

“I’m facing the sun, #￥#**% talk a lot.”

“I can still speak to the sun.”

“Just so capable, the second hobby is to love to eat, and to eat everything.”

“What do you eat?”

When Luan Yunping asked, Wang Hepeng glanced at the microphone in front of him, “There were originally four microphones today, but now there are only three.”

“He ate one.”

“It’s like gnawing sugar cane in the background, chewing it.”

“Oh!!”

“That’s not it, he went to the hospital a few days ago. He hurt his body because of his mouth.”

“How do you call it a mouth injury!”

“I ordered a dish for dinner, called cashews ~ chicken!”

Wang Hepeng chanted these four words, the words were unpleasant, and the audience below did not respond. After all, it was the first time I heard about them, and they didn’t know what was waiting for them.

Luan Yunping also looked unaware and curious, “What’s wrong with this dish?”

“As soon as this dish was served, Teacher Hou began to talk.”

“What did he say.”

Wang Hepeng squeezed his throat and put his hands together, and he had the energy of Hou Zhen. “I like to eat cashew chicken! Because it has cashew nuts and chicken, it is called cashew chicken.

The cashew nuts are crunchy and fragrant in the mouth.

The chicken was chewed and squeaked and fragrant. ”

“Is this a taste?”

“The two of them are crunchy and fragrant in your mouth. But there is a problem with today’s dishes. There are two pieces of meat that don’t look like diced chicken or diced meat.

Of course, the cashew nuts are not unpalatable.

The diced meat was crunched and fragrant in the mouth.

But if I want to eat cashew nut meat, why order cashew nut chicken?

Just because I like to eat cashew nut chicken, I didn’t order cashew nut meat.

You shouldn’t have diced meat in your dish.

I recognize it if only cashew nut meat is needed. How about pine nuts in it? ”

“Why is it so messy, it’s in this dish.” Luan Yunping really spit on Wang Hepeng’s words from Master Hou.

“Of course you have to say that diced meat with pine nuts is fine. The pine nuts are crunchy and fragrant. Just look at the pine nuts and there are a few peanuts here. Of course, the peanut chicken is also very delicious, and the peanuts are crunchy in your mouth Chin Beierxiang…”

“Ouch, drink, and say…”

“¨”Talking!” Wang Hepeng switched back from the role, “Just say forty minutes, the whole world is quiet, the kitchen is no longer cooking, no one in the house moves the chopsticks, no one is walking at the entrance of the restaurant. .”

“Clean the street.”

“There was a person next to him, ordered a cowboy bone, took a knife to cut the beef, forty minutes, the main heart jumped out.”

Luan Yunping: “My heart is broken.”

Wang Hepeng picked up the fan on the table and compared it to a knife, and stabbed forward, “I really didn’t remove it, take this knife and run to Teacher Hou’s ass! Shut up! Poof!!!”

“Hi! This one is quite composed, you said this stuff.”

“This knife is on Teacher Hou’s ass. As soon as Teacher Hou turns around, guess what I ordered just now.”

“Say it!”

Hahahahahaha!

“good!”

“Quack chick!”

With a bang, the audience was about to explode, and the audience burst into laughter. This burden was lost too well.

Wang Hepeng’s imitation of the broken mouth of Lord Hou was deeply imprinted in their minds.

Especially the four words cashew nut chicken, this is simply too capable.

On the barrage of the live broadcast, there were all four words for cashew nut chicken.

It’s so fun for everyone.

“Young Master Shao! It’s the person who made the news just now. It can make me laugh to death. Art comes from Life. It’s true.”

“Wang Hepeng really didn’t say anything wrong. Master Young Master is really of this nature. Didn’t you delay the report when you played on your mobile phone last time? It’s so cola. Deyun is a place where there is a sea of ​​talents.”

“This dish is called cashew chicken. I like to eat cashew chicken, because it has cashews and chicken, so it is called cashew chicken. After the cashews are finished, they are crunchy and fragrant. After the oil is finished, put it into your mouth, squeaky, squeaky and fragrant. Chew these two things into your mouth, squeaky, squeaky and fragrant!”

“Haha! I’m going! Why can the barrage be able to make a voice? At this time, my mind is constantly being taken over by this broken mouth!”.