Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 217

“For the fifty dollars, you can’t commit this thing, I’ll hand it over when the event is over.”

There is really no way, Luan Yunping hastened to compromise a step, otherwise she might have to smash something out.

Wang Hepeng on the stage smiled, “Of course, these two sentences are also a joke. Everyone makes mistakes. It’s not worth worrying about this matter, so whatever.”

“That is!”

“I think my telescope should be replaced with a better one.”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“Anyway, today I am very happy, able to stand on this stage. Now everyone is here and it is not watching me come.”

“Who is it to look at?”

“My Master, Deyun Oiran.”

“Okay! No wonder people say that we are Sansu, this is all ruined.”

“Especially at the end of the year when I have to rush for performance. I was cheated on some live broadcast. It’s just a bunch of thieves, especially the head of thieves, who lied to me so much that I can’t do it.”

With a spit, the audience below was full of laughter, and everyone knew about it.

“Of course! At the end of the year, everyone will be busy. Don’t look at me standing on the stage for a long time, but I’m actually tired. My waist is sore and my legs hurt.”

“Yes! There are many places to participate.”

Wang Hepeng nodded, and pointed at Luan Yunping, “including his wife said 29.”

“What did my daughter-in-law say about you?”

“You are not as good as you were now.”

In a word, not only live music, but now the water friends watching the live broadcast are helpless to take advantage of Wang Hepeng, and the audience roars for a while.

Luan Yunping: “Who said that!! Why does this have to be said by my daughter-in-law.”

“It’s not just your daughter-in-law, Yue Yunpeng’s daughter-in-law also said the same.”

“Drink! Really?”

“A lot of daughters-in-law who talk about cross talk, they all say that to me.”

“This is popular.”

“Make friends.”

“Just make friends like that.”

There are also some baggages for a small chat, Wang Hepeng’s tone changed.

“Anyway, everyone loves to listen to cross talk and try to listen to it as much as possible. The time will pass easily. Don’t think we are only 20, we may be over a hundred years old.”

“Oh! Can you be a hundred years old?”

“Just say that, for example, one day Wang Hepeng will be 140 years old, this is almost a premature death.”

“This is still young, who is the one who went to 280?”

“I’m going to be one hundred and forty years old, and I’m going from that station… To get here, I can’t walk for 20 minutes.”

“Just walk for twenty minutes, and the audience must have a compliment.”

“Slowly move forward, right? I’ll help you to catch your breath.” Wang Hepeng put his hands together, his posture grew older, and he met the edge of the table to gasp, “Oh~~Thank you, I am a hundred and forty. .”

“Yes!”

“I can tell you cross talk, I’m so happy.”

“not easy.”

“Come and introduce Teacher Luan.”

“Oh, am I here too?” Luan Yunping didn’t know this, she curiously curious.

Wang Hepeng stretched out his hands on the stage, making square gestures, “In this box.”

“The urn.”

Hahahahaha!

A good baggage shook out, and I don’t know how many viewers are happy.

“This is red sandalwood.”

“Stop it for me first, why am I in this box.”

“Today is to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the death of Teacher Luan.”

“I should die for the first few years with me, right?”

Wang Hepeng didn’t care about it, still his old-fashioned look and tone, “Our brothers have been better for a lifetime since talking about cross talk, but I didn’t expect to die a hundred years ago. Haha, I’m so sad.”

“Is this sad? I laughed out loud.”

“Ms. Luan, let’s meet everyone.”

“How can I meet again!”

Wang Hepeng lowered his body, looked at the tabletop, flipped his right hand slightly to pretend to open the lid, and then slowly said: “Open the lid, I can’t hold it up.”

“Aren’t you able to meet up when you hold it up?” Luan Yunping looked at the feeling he was holding in his hand.

“Good guy! I’m one hundred and forty, I guess I have to have Parkinson…”

At this point, hundreds of people below can already think of the picture and laugh first. Luan Yunping’s eyes feel wrong, but she still speaks subconsciously, “Is this shivering?”

“Yeah! I’m holding your box, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo! “Wang Hepeng was holding things swaying everywhere.

I really want to have ashes, I don’t know how much I spilled.

Seeing this scene below, I can’t laugh anymore, haha ​​straight happy.

Luan Yunping’s tone became a little bit faster, and she was angry, “You are bashing me to ashes.”

“It doesn’t matter if you raise it.”

“how!”

“The key is that I have rhinitis, sneezing and runny nose.”

“Oh~” Luan Yunping stared at Wang Hepeng, and understood the meaning, “I only care about your rhinitis. It’s okay to raise me? Who are you?”

“That’s no way, I can only grab a handful and meet the audience.”

After speaking, Wang Hepeng rolled his right sleeve with his left hand, and stretched his right hand toward the pretend box on the tabletop.

“Partial meeting.” Luan Yunping suddenly came with a powerful compliment.

After Wang Hepeng grabbed it, his right hand formed a nest shape, and he laughed when he heard what he said, “It’s all burnt to ashes, how can I know where it is right?”

Luan Yunping quickly turned over this article, “It’s all you need to meet.”

“This is Teacher Luan…”

“Eh, take a look.”

“Ah, puff…”

“Blow! It might as well be raised.”

Luan Yunping’s words and laughter almost rose at the same time, and the laughter on the court continued.

Wang Hepeng continued to speak, “So you can’t play many games in this box.”

“That’s true, I can’t catch it a few times.”

“You will affect my income.”

“Hi! What should I do then.”

“I have to let my assistant carry a bag of concrete soot or something.”

“What the hell is this.”

“As soon as it is almost empty, I will continue for a while.”

“Okay! My ashes are adulterated.” Luan Yunping raised her hand and gave a loud voice.

A few burdens flickered, Wang Hepeng himself had to get into the topic as soon as possible. For this live broadcast, you can’t spare more time. “Joke is a joke, in fact, I am especially afraid that Teacher Luan is not in good health.”

“Yeah! You care about me.”

“Although we have not been together for a long time, we have been together for a year or two. It is not easy to say so many games. I hope you are healthy.”

Luan Yunping nodded, “Thank you!”

“But Luan Yunping looks like this on the surface. You smoke privately when you are under a lot of pressure. After all, you have to take care of a lot of things, and you have to take care of the salary of new and old actors.

Sometimes when I enter the backstage and he is sitting there smoking a cigarette, my heart is in my throat. ”

“What’s wrong with smoking occasionally?”

“He caught a cold today.” Wang Hepeng’s expression condensed, his eyes slightly concerned.

“No!” Luan Yunping frowned, looking at Wang Hepeng for explanation, “I’ll just smoke a cigarette, how can you tell that I have a cold?”

“White smoke comes from one nose and eyes.”