Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 219

Wang Hepeng made a lot of noise on the scene and on the Internet, and the corner of Luan Yunping’s mouth raised. This Hepeng passage is really interesting, and he can figure it out.

“He doesn’t hurt this.” In his voice, he hurriedly said.

“I order diced cashew nuts. The cashew nuts are crunchy and fragrant after the oil, and the chicken diced is crunchy and fragrant after the oil.”

“All right! Stop talking.”

Wang Hepeng: “At this time, all the people in the restaurant jumped up and pressed him underneath, covering their mouths, drawing knives and knives, and carried this person to the hospital for stitches.”

“Hurry up to the hospital.”

“The doctor was shocked! Hou Zhen made a big hole in his butt, took off and disinfected him with alcohol cotton, and wiped it for 20 minutes.”

“Why is it so long.”

Wang Hepeng stretched out his hand to wipe while playing the role of a doctor, “Teacher Hou, you all say you love to talk, and you have time to talk in the future.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Let’s take a shower.”

“Well…” Luan Yunping’s eyes moved, and her voice stretched a little bit, “He is rubbing mud here.”

“Big black pi egg! Let the doctor wipe out a small white circle. Eight catties and a half of cotton!”

“Oh!!!”

“I have to take down the mattress and wipe it clean for him.”

“Oh, this is so big.”

“The doctor’s trouble, Hou Zhenle: You think I would be happy to come to the hospital!”

“what happened.”

“Originally, I went to eat.” At this point, Wang Hepeng’s smile flooded his face, and he ordered a little, “Guess what I ordered.”

Luan Yunping knew this thing, “This is going to start!!!”

“Yes! Cashew nut chicken! The cashew nut is crunched and squeezed into your mouth after the oil is finished…”

“Hey! Here again!”

“Do it again in forty minutes.

The doctor is sweating, Hou Zhen asked after finishing talking, doctor, am I easy to sew?

The doctor said, if you didn’t speak, I would have sewn it for you. ”

“Listen to him.”

Wang Hepeng wiped his forehead, “Doctor, sweat, sweat, and with a bang, the glasses fell to the ground. These glasses are 37,000 degrees.”

Luan Yunping: “Oh!”

Wang Hepeng: “The microscope was modified.”

Luan Yunping: “It’s like a blind man.”

Wang Hepeng: “Without these glasses, the doctor would be invisible and unable to perform this operation. But this doctor is very dedicated and has to sew it based on his feelings.”

Luan Yunping: “This…how do you sew by feeling?”

“Hey~~” Wang Hepeng sighed, and rolled his cuffs with his hands, holding the needle with his index finger and thumb.

Hahahahahaha!

Just a word that didn’t come to the end, completely amused the audience. What does it mean to sew on with eyes?

It’s terribly wrong to sew it wrong.

“How hanging this stuff is.”

Wang Hepeng ignored Luan Yunping’s voice, holding the needle and thread conscientiously, with a little bit of his hand, he was happy, and opened his teeth and claws, “Okay, that’s it, let’s go.”

“Not small yet.”

“It’s not a thing to do it for these years. You can sew it so hard that no wind can run away.” Wang Hepeng said as he began to sew, until it was almost stitched, his head was lowered and his teeth were tugged, biting off the end of the thread.

Luan Yunping was shocked at the side, “Let’s take a bite.”

“Get up!” Wang Hepeng waved his hand and continued, “Hou Zhen stood up and lifted his pants, but he felt wrong, his throat was a little tight.”

“That’s right, you can speak with confidence.”

“After I touched it with my hands, I cried. Oh, this doesn’t work. The hole I brought myself was sewed.”

“Well, I’ll just say Xuan!!”

There was another burst of laughter.

Not from ear to ear.

Can imagine what kind of filling that place is.

The burden of this cross talk is so dense that it makes the audience laugh so much that their cheeks hurt, but the atmosphere of the New Year’s Eve is naturally the happier the better.

Who doesn’t figure this.

“There is also a bow on it.”

“Where is a bow.”

“The doctor used to do cross stitch.”

“Hi, I have never heard of it.”

After another teasing, he slowed down the voice slightly, and Wang Hepeng fiddled with the things on the table. At this moment, the table was more than an ordinary crosstalk tool.

The little things given by the audience are not good.

As soon as his energy came back, Wang Hepeng continued, “Look! Hou Zhen went to the hospital, and we still have one.”

“Who!”

“Sun Yue! Everyone knows this!”

Audience: I know~~

The atmosphere is getting more and more lively, the audience is happy, and there are a lot of troubles.

“Just tell Yue Yunpeng that the cross talk is fatty, more than four hundred catties, if he doesn’t wear his pants, you don’t know why.”

“This is too big, invisible!”

“The flower on the show is like a table.”

“I don’t know how old it is.”

“It seems that I was also hospitalized not long ago.

When he got home, his daughter-in-law told him: I’ll say goodbye to you! ”

“how?”

“The family hasn’t had a child in these years. This time, you are going to be a father. The expected delivery date is next Wednesday!”

“Is this child Sun Yue’s?”

Luan Yunping held such a hand, and Wang Hepeng, who had been watching the audience all the time, turned his head slowly, staring at him with both eyes, secretly let out an angry voice, “It’s not his, it’s yours!”

Luan Yunping looked like she didn’t have any defense when she asked the question.

The two people stared at each other for several seconds and did not speak or move a bit. At this time, silence is better than sound, and the amount of information is huge.

“Ha ha!”

“Call~~”

When the audience arrived here, the roaring sound followed.

Luan Yunping, who was smiling for a long time, said, “Don’t talk nonsense, you have to be buried afterwards, believe it or not.”

“I thought I almost solved the case.” Wang Hepeng himself raised the corner of his mouth, and then said with his own words, “Sun Yue’s fatty is so happy. After looking forward to it for so many years, he finally became a father.

Pushing open the door, shouting everywhere, I am going to be a father, I am so happy! ”

“Also happy.”

“At that time, I was hitting the first snow in Beijing. I don’t know who built a snowman. Fatty walked over and kicked the snowman.

Huh! I have a son! collapse! ! With a kick, the leg was broken. ”

Luan Yunping stopped, “Does kick a snowman break my leg?”

Wang Hepeng began to explain, making gestures in his hands, “This is the snowman, piled up outside the fire hydrant.”

“Who is so wicked!”

“Big Fatty Sun Yue is here, the snow is getting bigger and bigger, and it’s covered by him. Whoever beats that, has a look, ooh… this snowman is piled up with a lot of money.”

“That’s right! There is still smoke from the nose and eyes.”

“I found it at 1:30 in the night, carried it home, and threw it on the kang to thaw.”

“Good guy, just got it out of the refrigerator.”

“Fatty Sun Yue woke up at five o’clock in the morning, feeling uncomfortable all over, turning over with a struggle in his waist, hitting the kang and falling off, pop~pop~pop!”

“Huh? Isn’t it a sound? Why do you still play so many times?”

“A lot of oil and meat!”

“Hi!”.