LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 5: Everyone stand up?! (Revised)
"Drip drip!"

The ringing of the phone woke up Mr. Piao from his deep sleep. He answered the phone groggily, "Hello? Who is it?"

"Hey! Xiaodian, look at the video I sent you! Xiaodi's live stream went viral yesterday!"

"It exploded?"

PDD blinked. What do you mean by "exploded"? He was streaming in my channel yesterday!
He quickly flipped through his phone and opened the video that Qi Xiaodian had sent him. It showed Di Wu performing the "apology exercise" for him yesterday.

PDD's vision went black, and he stared blankly at the bedroom ceiling.
Am I still dreaming?

"Teacher Piao~~~ Wake up! You're meeting with DGL today, don't you remember?"

It wasn't until Di Wu's voice came that Teacher Piao slowly sat up.

Looking at Di Wu's indifferent face
Is this really Xiao Di's usual self? He likes to show off, and he is indeed handsome, but was this kid always so unconventional?
Are you the type who's secretly passionate?
"Ouch, my butt still hurts from what you did yesterday! Duck meat!" Teacher Piao realized his words were a bit inappropriate as soon as they left his mouth.

Di Wu's face twitched slightly.
"This is you...me."

He sighed deeply. This is terrible, this is really terrible!
What terrible things did I do to Teacher Piao?
"Um"

The two looked at each other in understanding.

"The weather is nice, isn't it?" Teacher Piao pulled back the curtains beside him; the weather was overcast and rainy.

"Ahem, perfect weather for signing a contract!"

The two tacitly agreed not to mention anything about what happened the previous night.

At the LGD club base, LGD's manager crossed his arms and looked at the data on Mai Zijian's tablet.

"Gnik?"

"Last year, we played fine before team fights, but as soon as team fights started, OMG's two carries would get killed instantly."

Actually, Gnik is a bit wronged. Some people even suspect that Krystal used a script, as she could always find Gnik in the crowd after using a skill!

"What can we do? YM is the only option now, why don't we give it a try?" Mai Zijian looked hesitant: "Mainly because it's cheap!"

Upon hearing the word "cheap," the LGD manager's expression finally relaxed a little.

Gnik? It's not exactly a bad choice!
"Let's go! Take the contract with us and head to YM's prize pool to see if we can pull out a guaranteed prize!"

The two had just stepped out of the office when they met Peanut's gaze. Peanut smiled politely and nodded at them: "Going out? Meeting the new mid-laner?"

Although his Chinese isn't perfect, after playing so many matches, communication isn't a problem. After all, Silas learned a lot of Chinese from the Korean influence.

It's not particularly difficult to learn; for a competent professional player, this is just the basics.

Peanut had heard before that the team would be adding a mid-laner, and he was really looking forward to it.
"Wang Hu! We'll bring you one."

Just as Mai Zijian was about to speak, he met Xiao Huasheng's expectant eyes. He couldn't bear to lie to Xiao Huasheng.

"An optimistic player!" After holding it in for a long time, Mai Zijian could only manage to utter this one sentence.

Gnik had no other choice but to try this out. The boss asked them to change the lineup, so they could only give it a shot. Hopefully, YM can bring them good luck.
"Hmm? Such a complicated look in his eyes? Will the new contestant be easy to get along with?" Peanut couldn't help but rub his temples.

Putting everything else aside, he was very happy playing in the LPL. Although he often had to carry the team, he felt like he was fighting alongside his teammates.

“I’m looking forward to it!”

Inside the teahouse's private room, Teacher Piao and the LGD manager exchanged a glance and nodded.

"Have you brought anything?"

Where is the goods I ordered?

Teacher Piao pointed at Di Wu, who was sitting next to her eating rice noodles: "Hurry up, take him away!"

???

Mai Zijian was somewhat taken aback. Yesterday, Teacher Piao seemed a little reluctant to part with her, so why did his attitude change 180 degrees today? What happened last night?

"Ahem! You're that Xiao Di, right? I'm LGD's manager, my surname is Hu, you can call me Brother Hu!!"

LGD's manager extended his hand to Di Wu, who nodded and shook it: "Then you can call me Eddie Peng!"

"Ugh... What a lame pun!" The LGD manager even felt a shiver run down his spine.

"Actually, I'm a rather reserved person!" Di Wu gave a polite but slightly embarrassed smile.

LGD looked at Piao Laoshi, who was still standing and hadn't sat down, and smiled obsequiously, but didn't dare to sit down at all. Mai Zijian, seeing that his manager wasn't sitting down, naturally didn't dare to sit down either.

So, the four of them were in the private room, with only Di Wu sitting there eating the food on the table. He couldn't help but wonder, what was wrong with the LGD manager and coach? Piao Laoshi wasn't sitting down because his butt hurt, did they also have butts that hurt?

Teacher Piao's butt hurts because he burned it with mosquito coils yesterday. What did they do last night?!
Di Wu dared not ask, much less think, after all, he was going to LGD! Piao Laoshi's face darkened, and he quickly said, "Let's sign the contract! I have no problem with that!"

Upon hearing the contract, the LGD manager pulled it out and whispered tentatively to PDD, "This... PDD! The transfer fee... maybe we..."

"It's okay! Just apply a base coat!" PDD looked at Di Wu beside him.

This kid is lucky to even have a competition to play in, what more could he want? Do you think I need him to make money?

At this moment, Piao Laoshi really doesn't need those few coins. Given his relationship with Di Wu, it would be quite an achievement to even get him into the LPL.

Previously, sending players like Xiaoming, Ning, Tian, ​​and Knight to play was indeed a good move, and selling them at a low price was a loss for me, but Gnik…

OMG returned all of these, how could they let me lose money?

I do not believe!
"Just a basic training ground?" The LGD manager was somewhat taken aback. YM is now a very famous youth training mecca.

He originally thought that even though Gnik's performance last year was mediocre, he was still a YM player, so the transfer fee should be at least several tens of thousands. But PDD only asked for a minimum fee.

"What? You think it's not enough?!"

"No no no!"

LGD's manager quickly grasped PDD's hand: "No, that's great! That's great! Thank you so much for your help, Teacher PDD. If we achieve good results this year, you will definitely be the first guest at the celebration banquet!"

"Celebration party?"

Teacher Piao's lips twitched slightly. A victory celebration banquet? Neither IG nor FPX went.

Are you still thinking about a victory celebration, LGD? In any case, at least we've sold Di Wu out. After today, he's an LGD player.

Suddenly I feel a little lonely.

Teacher Piao couldn't help but sit down, but the burning sensation on his buttocks made him stand up again.

I'm so pathetic, get lost!!! You little idiot, get me burned with mosquito coils!

The LGD manager and Mai Zijian, who had just sat down with Piao Laoshi, also quickly stood up when they saw Piao Laoshi stand up.

what?
Di Wu was stunned for a moment. What did this mean? Why did he sit down and then stand up again? And what about me...?
【Ding! 】

The atmosphere has been built up to this point, shouldn't you do something?

[Everyone stand up!!!]

[Reward: 10 Comedy Points, 1 Fizz (Level 3) Proficiency]

???

Yang Fan's Happy Fish? Comedy is fine, as long as he gets the Little Fishman proficiency, won't he feed K God's fish to his heart's content?

Hey K, I'm here!
Ok?
But Di Wu suddenly remembered something—something he hadn't considered properly.
Yang Fan can't even reach his rank?! Useless! I feel like my mastery level with Fizz isn't as high as with Orianna!
Seeing Di Wu suddenly stand up with him, Teacher Piao's face darkened even more. What did this mean? Why are you standing up? Is this brat mocking him for not being able to sit down because his butt is burned? Why are you standing up?
Di Wu's behavior seemed to be saying...
"Would I burn your butt with a mosquito coil?" "It was just a small thing! Did you say thank you?"

You better make it big in the LPL and never come back, or I'll make sure you're sleeping under a bridge.

Once Teacher Piao signed the contract, the money and goods were settled. He didn't receive much in transfer fees, just the most basic transfer fees according to industry practice.

Teacher Piao pulled the LGD manager aside and gave him a cold look: "Let me make this clear beforehand, Gnik isn't a player of Knight's caliber. Don't have too high expectations, and don't put too much pressure on him!"

"If it really doesn't work, you can just return it to me! Don't ruin Gnik's life!"

"emmm..."

Teacher Piao thought for a moment, still a little uneasy: "Show me the payment QR code!"

"what???"

The LGD manager was taken aback. A QR code for receiving payments?
"I'll give you some reserve funds. Don't give them directly to Gnik. Although his family isn't well-off, he's very strong-willed. Please take good care of him. Don't tell anyone it's from me!" Teacher Piao scanned the QR code and transferred 5 yuan to the LGD manager.

It wasn't until Teacher Piao handed 50,000 to the LGD manager that the manager came to his senses. 50,000? He's giving me 50,000?

Is this considered paying extra? What kind of amazing thing did I just buy? Does Teacher Piao really value Gnik? I wonder what kind of magic he has!
"Of course! Of course! We'll take good care of that kid."

When the cold cash was deposited into the account, the LGD manager was still somewhat dazed.

PDD turned away with a dark expression, leaving only Di Wu beside the two of them. At that moment, PDD's figure perfectly overlapped with that of a domineering CEO in the eyes of the LGD manager.

PDD! He truly deserves to be called a living saint in the industry!!
If PDD hadn't been born, the LPL would have been plunged into eternal darkness!
The LGD manager was so moved that he bowed to the back of the teacher who was covering his buttocks.

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　Please give me the follow-up reading! I'm begging you, I'll do anything for it!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)