LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 6 I don't know either!

It's quite convenient to travel from Shanghai to Hangzhou. The three of them returned to LGD's base that same day. After arranging a room for Di Wu, Mai Zijian took him to the office.

At this moment, LGD's boss had been waiting in his office for quite some time. He had given the order so long ago, and it was time to review the results.

She was suddenly filled with anticipation. "I heard he's a contestant from YM?"

LGD's owner is a female boss who started working in the e-sports industry a long time ago, and is considered one of the industry benchmarks.

After all, LGD has achieved certain successes in both DOTA2 and LOL, especially during the S5 season when the Optimistic Family was at its peak, even defeating EDG, who had monopolized the LPL championship, in the Summer Split.

She sat with her legs crossed, waiting for Mai Zijian and Brother Hu to lead Di Wu to the office. The moment she saw Di Wu, she frowned and asked, "Are you Gnik?"

Although his hair color has faded, Gnik's white hair when he first appeared in the LPL was definitely the focus of everyone's attention.

This directly broke the record for good looks set by the brother-in-law in the LPL. He had already gained fans before even playing a match, but he is also a player whose fans dwindled the more matches he played.

"you."

"YM's players! Boss!"

“But even if it’s from YM, you can’t buy one and return it.” The LGD boss was speechless. OMG returned Gnik to YM after the match last year.

If I keep doing this, am I just picking up the junk that OMG doesn't want?

"Cheap! Cheap! Boss!"

Cheap? How cheap can it be? It's not like it's free. PDD isn't going to give away players, is he? He's not a philanthropist.
When LGD's manager whispered in the boss's ear, "We've settled the transfer fee, and PDD is giving us 50,000 RMB to take good care of him..."

???

Pour it... pour it for us?

For a moment, she didn't understand why PDD valued Gnik so much. He was just a player who had been returned by OMG. Maybe he had some outstanding strengths?
It seems like a really good value for money right now! His contract is only for one year, so let's give it a try!
"Hello boss! My name is Di Wu, you can also call me Peng!!! Why are you stepping on my foot?" Before Di Wu could finish speaking, Brother Hu next to him stepped hard on Di Wu's foot.

"Ahem, boss, you can also call him Gnik!"

The LGD owner breathed a sigh of relief. As the owner, she also wanted to express her expectations for the new player: "Gnik, do you know why we chose you?"

The real reason was that it was too cheap; Piao even paid him to play in the competition.

But outwardly, as the club owner, she still needs to instill confidence in the young people.

"Hmm, I don't know either! Last year was such a disaster, and they still have work this year! It's really not easy."

"Cough cough. Pfft!"

The LGD boss almost coughed up blood. He wanted to give the young man confidence, but this kid's words almost made him vomit blood and faint.

You know how badly you played last year!
【Ding! 】

[Humorous, absolutely hilarious! The host has grasped the core essence of the path to comedy, successfully impressing the LGD boss!]

[Reward: 5 Comedy Points]

Was it triggered by the system itself? Isn't it more than just a task-oriented system?

What a pity! I'm not supposed to be a comedic character, am I? I'm supposed to be a cool, handsome guy! Is this system treating me like Yang Fan?

I can only wait until the system re-analyzes my composition next month. This month, I must make my composition move closer to Faker or Xu Xiu's style. I can't continue to become like Xiaohu!
"Hey, keep it up! If you play well in the future, I'm thinking of investing money to strengthen your team!" LGD's boss, as usual, started promising his employees something tangible.

This is quite common in the workplace. Companies always have various motivational phrases to encourage you to work hard, such as "As long as you work hard, you can make money," "No pain, no gain," "Work hard, and the company won't let you down," "To succeed, go crazy and charge for money without hesitation," "Take a gamble, and you'll be rich for three generations; only by working hard can you avoid failure," and "Sleep on the floor today, sleep with the boss tomorrow."

Just listen and let it go; bosses are the kind of people who like to tell little lies.

Is it really possible to make myself sleep?

Di Wu couldn't help but sized up the LGD owner in front of him...

Perhaps I've thought of a shortcut? I think the boss is still quite charming!
【Ding! 】

Since the boss has already said this, boldly tell him your needs and your ideal teammates!

[Reward: 10 Comedy Points, 2 Proficiency Point]

Oh?
"really?"

Di Wu's sudden question surprised even the LGD owner. "Then I want Liu Qingsong!"

???

Who? Liu Qingsong? The championship-winning support player from last year's LPL Summer Split, and a crucial part of FPX's jungle-support synergy? Liu Qingsong?
This year, FPX has high ambitions to win back-to-back championships. They bought Khan this year, but putting aside how outrageous Liu Qingsong's current market value is, even if they had the money, FPX wouldn't sell him!
LGD's owner's face visibly darkened: "Liu Qingsong? You..."

Why don't you want Uzi?

"Huh? Is that possible?" Di Wu covered his mouth in surprise, revealing an embarrassed smile: "Won't it be too difficult? I heard his contract is very complicated!"

"you"

LGD's owner felt like his heart was about to stop. How could he actually dare to think about Uzi?
They even showed great consideration for themselves and the club, feeling that Uzi's contract was too troublesome and might make things difficult for the club.

"Actually, Flandre isn't bad either. Isn't LNG planning to rebuild? His contract should be simple!"

"You fucking dare to think like that?" LGD's boss didn't care about maintaining a ladylike image at this moment.

He stomped one foot on the table: "Get out! Go train. Believe me or not, I'll buy Yang Fan for you, and you can still be best buddies."

Yang. Yang Fan? It's Yang Fan again!
I want "God", not "K God"!

Those nightmarish memories resurfaced in Di Wu's mind once again.

Every single shot of someone being knocked back, every single scene of someone taking damage!
Just hearing that name made Di Wu feel like he was about to take off.

Do not! ! !
Painful memories lingered in his mind.

"I was wrong! No, no evil view! No Yang Fan!! No! Help!!" Upon hearing K God's name, Di Wu trembled and almost slid down to his knees on the conference room table: "If I am guilty, God will punish me. Please, never let Yang Fan be my teammate again!"

That small figure was etched into Di Wu's mind as if it were PTSD.

Even LGD's owner was stunned. Did Crystal hurt him that much last year?

Such a small misconception can cause such great harm~~~
【Ding! 】

[Reward: 10 Comedy Points, 2 Proficiency Point]

As Di Wu walked out of the office, he covered his face, wondering what would become of his career if things continued like this.
Ugh, I can't even imagine it!
Am I destined to gradually become a feudal entity? No way!!!
I'm already dirty!

This is also to save LPL, to change the LPL's completely ruined future, and to offer up my pure heart!
From the moment he stepped into the training room, Di Wu had already become a machine fighting for victory.

To become stronger, I'm willing to go against my own nature and temporarily become the King of Comedy!

As soon as he entered the training room, Peanut, who holds the senior position in the team, quickly stepped forward to greet Di Wu: "Hello, I'm Peanut! You can call me Wang Hu!"

Looking at the pure smile on Xiaohuasheng's face, Di Wu couldn't help but smile. At this moment, Xiaohuasheng was as innocent as a blank sheet of paper.

"My name is Di Wu. You can call me Eddie Peng, or you can call me Yan Zu!"

The three titles appeared in a row, and Little Peanut was taken aback for a moment.
Is this how Chinese culture is passed down? Chinese culture is so profound! Even names are so particular?

"Wanghu! It's alright. I know everything about you!"

"I know what you've been through, don't worry, Wanghu! I'm here! I'm here now!"

As soon as Di Wu said this, from Xiao Huasheng's perspective, a sacred light seemed to shimmer behind Di Wu.

Could this be my savior in LGD?
God knew that he couldn't win the game as the team's carry in LGD, so He finally sent someone to save him!

From now on.

"We'll endure hardship together!!!"

???

you.
The little peanut opened its mouth. "Sharing hardship?" Did I hear that right? Or is it a polyphonic character?

When the LGD owner passed by the training room, he saw Di Wu talking to Peanut and couldn't help but shake his head. In a sense, Di Wu also possessed the spirit of LGD.

"optimism!"

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(End of this chapter)