My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 23 Let's sign up for a class!

Li Wei was persuaded.

The key point is that the branch president said something that really resonated with him.

free!

Since transmigrating to this world, Li Wei has felt like a happy ball, someone anyone can kick around.

The loan company cursed him dozens of times, Chu Youling and her family kicked him into a loophole in the Heavenly Dao, and Sister Corpse used him to practice dribbling, up and down.
Grandma Cat sent him to a cult.

The Great Thief of Heaven - Dark Web even wants to kick him into the Heavenly Court.
He's really had enough!
Before I transmigrated, I was a good student.

It's all your fault!

If it weren't for you all, how could I have unleashed my true nature and experienced joy I had never felt before?!

Can not go back……

There's no going back!
Li Wei looked up at the sky and let out a heavy sigh, saying, "Indeed, no matter what world you're in, you can only rely on yourself!"

The branch president couldn't help but ask again, "So, you've figured it out?"

"Ok!"

"Are you sure you want to cultivate diligently and pass the entrance exam for Yang Lei?"

"Of course!"

"Absolutely no regrets?!"

"No regrets! From now on, only Li Wei will handle this."

Li Wei was preparing to set a goal for himself, just like the protagonist in a novel who believed in the saying "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river," and "Never underestimate a young man's potential."

Who knew that the branch president would suddenly tear off her casual clothes, then quickly pick up the dark lolita outfit she had just thrown on the ground and put it on.

"I finally managed to fool you, you brat! Damn it! Wearing any other clothes would have been like running around naked, it was so embarrassing!"

You scoundrel!
The amount of fabric you're wearing is so little it's practically like you're running around naked, isn't it?

Li Wei's forehead twitched, and he couldn't help but wonder, "Why am I so abnormal, yet I still don't fit in with them?"

The madness of this cultivation world is simply too wonderful!

Feeling cheated, Li Wei smiled wryly and said, "So, everything you said before was a lie?"

"Of course it's all true. At first, I really treated this as a job. Being an internet celebrity is about building your reputation! There's nothing shameful about it!"

"They've been pretending for hundreds of years, so who can tell the difference between the real and the fake?"

The branch president stared adoringly at the lolita miniskirt being inspected, but when she saw it was covered in dust, her veins bulged: "Damn it! It's still dirty!"

"Luckily, I have a backup!"

As the branch president spoke, she changed into another Lolita-style mini skirt.
This time it was a princess style with white lace trim, and he also happily rewarded himself with a pair of white stockings.

snort!
I successfully persuaded Li Wei, that jinx, to leave the church and wreak havoc on Heaven. I don't know how many heinous evil forces and innocent believers who committed murder and arson were indirectly saved. It's no exaggeration to say that I have made great contributions!
Can't I reward myself?
So all of this is what I deserve!
After changing clothes, the branch president felt like he had come back to life.

"Young friend, I will now assist you in establishing your foundation! I happen to possess a perfect foundation-building method, which I believe will shine brightly in your hands!"

After forcing himself to accept the branch president's art style, Li Wei discovered that the old man also had a unique and endearing charm.
Actually, when you think about it carefully, it's not that outrageous!
What's wrong with older people developing hobbies?
Li Wei relaxed and rubbed his hands together, saying, "Then what are we waiting for! Let's get started right away!"

It must be said that the branch president truly lived up to his reputation as a key student who was admitted to the Capital Immortal Path University back then. Once he started teaching, he quoted all sorts of classic texts and broke down the knowledge of the Qi Refining stage for Li Wei, giving him a real eye-opener.

Then he tasted it and realized that everything they taught was wrong!
The spiritual energy within my body remained completely still, showing no reaction whatsoever.

"What's going on? Aren't you a Nascent Soul cultivator? How can you still make mistakes when teaching Qi cultivation?"

The branch president was also puzzled and was sweating profusely: "Don't worry, let me check."

You won't know until you check.
It turns out that the branch president's teaching materials and cultivation methods from back then had a certain loophole, so they were banned by the Heavenly Dao!
So you're using a notebook that was banned seven or eight hundred years ago to teach me modern cultivation techniques?

Li Wei was furious.

But the branch president was even angrier.

"Damn it! Why didn't I discover this loophole back then?"

Everyone was doing the same set of questions, but someone actually found a hidden gem within them?
Who can bear this!

Li Wei gave him a sympathetic look:
"I think you should just wash up and go to bed, and find someone else to teach me."

The branch president, who had been pounding his chest in frustration, fell silent.

Li Wei was stunned: "Seriously? A cult as big as yours can't find a single person who excels at taking exams?" "If someone could pass exams, why would they come here?"

"Now what?"

The branch president pondered for a moment.

raise your head,

Seriously:
"How about we sign up for a class?"

Li Wei was so angry he laughed.

What is my identity?
The spy personally selected by the Great Sage!
Do I still need to enroll in a class?
What a joke! !

"You two have made the right choice by enrolling in this class. We have a lot of experience with students like Li."

The man in the suit made them tea, tidied the table, and handed them several stacks of promotional materials.

what?
You ask him why he can do so many things at the same time?

Of course, it's because he has so many hands at the same time!
Li Wei looked at the teacher in front of him, who was like a spider with one head and six arms, climbing up and down the ceiling, serving tea and dripping water, and his expression was already used to it.

"This is the tutor you found for me?"

The branch president carefully studied the promotional materials: "Don't worry, I've inquired. This class is the most expensive in the entire Xinhai, and their fees are even among the highest in the whole Zhongzhou, so there's definitely no problem!"

"This parent has excellent taste!"

The teacher jumped down from the ceiling, landing precisely on the office chair. After spinning around once, he sat down in front of the two people: "The most expensive is not necessarily the best, but the best is always the most expensive. This is an eternal truth."

"Since we dare to charge this fee, we naturally have channels to get your child into the school they want! Let me see, you want to apply to Yanglei High School, is that right? Very good! Young man, you have ambition!"

“But having ambition isn’t enough; you also need money to stand out from the competition!”

"I wonder how much money you two have prepared for your university education?"

The branch president raised an eyebrow and said, "Hmm? You dare call your tuition fees of a few million yuan 'funding'?"

The teacher smiled with increasing satisfaction; he liked parents who were so domineering.

"No, no, no, no! Sir, you seem to have misunderstood me."

"Judging from your appearance, it seems that no one in your family has participated in the immortal examination for many years. These funds are for planning purposes."

"planning?"

"That's right! These days, only third-rate parents focus on grades; first-rate parents focus on planning!"

"If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself at those top immortal cultivation universities. It's already good if one out of ten gets in."

"The rest are admitted through various means such as guaranteed admission, summer camps, and special recruitment programs. Of course, the most common way is through direct donations to the school! These are all within the scope of the plan,"

"Therefore, funding is very important; funding determines a child's future!"

"If you choose the lowest-priced package, I guarantee you'll pass the written test!"

"If you choose the intermediate package, I can guarantee you a donor birth spot directly."

"If you choose the Supreme VIP option, we will provide you with a one-stop gold-standard service from enrollment to ascension to heaven, opening all the doors to the Heavenly Court for you!"

"This is our package price list, please take a look."

As the branch president took the menu, he said smugly to Li Wei, "See? I told you that you should find professionals for professional matters, right?"

Saying,

He picked up his teacup, sipped it, and checked the price list.

As the leader of a cult branch, with thousands of henchmen sucking my blood, surely I can afford to buy [something]?
"puff!!"

The branch president spat out his water after seeing the price.

"Why the hell don't you just rob someone?!"

The teacher calmly wiped the tea leaves off his face: "How can you call it robbery when it's a matter for scholars?"

"not to mention……"

"Robbery can't compare to starting a class, parents!"

The branch president still really loves little girls, he really... I'm so upset...

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