My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 22 Please, please, let the fat twins go!
When the branch president saw Li Wei lift Pang Shuang up and throw her onto the bed, his face twitched slightly, but he managed to remain calm!

He believed that the brat was just bluffing.
Then Li Wei started taking off his coat!
The branch president took a deep breath and continued to sneer.

Li Wei started pulling down his pants!
Feeling awkward, Li Sixiang felt he should be under the car, not inside it.

Where can you find a son doing things while his father is watching over him?
So he quietly turned to leave.

But to everyone's surprise, the car door was already welded shut. The branch president grabbed Li Sixiang's arm and said confidently, "Don't worry, this brat is just trying to scare us! I don't believe he can resist the temptation of Shou Shuang!"

The two stunning beauties beside them struck a pose, lifting their long skirts to reveal their own pairs of exquisitely white and delicate thighs.

But to everyone's surprise, Li Wei didn't even glance at it and pounced on Fei Shuang.

You're really hungry!

The branch president's eyes widened!
This scene was too shocking even for a cult leader!
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How could anyone withstand such a test!"

Li Sixiang was almost in tears: "President, please let me go! I really don't belong here!"

"Dad, don't go!"

Li Wei added another lock to the car: "These are all his men. What if this old scoundrel denies everything after you leave? I'm really risking my life to keep you company!"

Now I just hope that after I eat this piece of fatty meat, this old guy will really turn a blind eye to me and let me off the hook!
The leader of a cult,

You can't go back on your word, can you?

Li Wei closed his eyes, steeled his resolve, and prepared to charge.

Finally unable to bear it any longer, the branch president grabbed him and held his wrist tightly, saying, "Little Li! I'm too old to watch this, please forgive the fat sisters!!"

"I watched them grow up, I can't let you ruin them!"

"We're willing! You old bastard, let go of me right now!" Before Li Wei could even speak, the two fat sisters screamed and wailed.

"It's been three years, President! Every time we play the game, it's always the skinny sisters who win, while we two sisters haven't gotten a single thing, not even a loot box!"

"Please, please grant our request this time!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!"

The branch president immediately flew into a rage: "Shut up! You two disgraceful bastards! This kid is a heartless scoundrel. Do you think he'll take responsibility for what he did to you?"

Is it possible that we are not responsible?

"Ugh! I'm so angry! Get out of here, all of you!!"

The branch president's usually foolproof public relations tactics failed him completely this time, and in a fit of anger, he kicked everyone out!
Only Li Wei and the branch president remained in the room.

The branch president began to approach.

The branch president approached him while removing his dark Lolita dress.
Li Wei's expression changed drastically as he retreated.

not good!

This old jerk looks like he's going crazy.

Is he thinking that since the young fat meat is useless, he's going to make himself some old cured meat instead?

If that's the case, then Li Wei guarantees to surrender on the spot and start cultivating diligently from today onwards. As long as he doesn't die from cultivation, he'll cultivate to the point of death!
Who knew the branch president took off her clothes just to change them?

After taking off that eye-catching Lolita dress, he put on casual clothes and looked much more normal.

"Little Li, there were a lot of people just now, and I spoke a little loudly. I apologize to you here. Please, for my old age, let me cultivate myself properly."

"That's Yanglei High School! It's a top-tier university that countless young cultivators dream of attending!"

"If you go there, you might find a way to get rid of us?"

"You agree, right?" Li Wei was taken aback, and couldn't help but re-examine the "Mad Girl" in front of him, his expression strange as he said:
"Branch leader, if I understand correctly, were you just encouraging me to turn against the dark web?"

"Hehe, actually, don't let my appearance fool you. I'm a professor at Xinhai University, and I always wear a suit and tie to work! The so-called good and evil don't make much difference to me."

"The Dark Web Church's platform is still too small compared to the Heavenly Court. I will definitely run away if I have the chance!"

With that, the branch president threw down the Lolita outfit she was holding: "Who the hell actually likes wearing this to work? It's all just work..."

“But that’s not what you said to those believers.”

“Xiao Li, you are a smart person and a truth-seeker, so I can talk to you like a smart person, but I can’t talk to those idiots outside like that.”

"After all, most talented and ambitious people are already working under the Heavenly Court. If I want to gain something for nothing, I can only attract a group of fools with a belief like the Dark Web, and hypnotize them with madness and extremism so that they can work for me."

"So in reality, the faith on the dark web is just a slogan, just like Amitabha Buddha. And our unconventional ways of doing things, and our 'shaggy' costumes, are just religious symbols used to form cohesion."

"You don't actually think the Great Sage cares about us mere mortals, do you?"

"Anyone can register a branch as long as they pay a naming fee to the Dark Web Headquarters every year. So it's just a P2P platform used to support the Great Sage. It's not as sacred as you imagine."

The branch president is truly open and honest.
Having endured so many years to finally see the opportunity to reach the Nascent Soul stage, he didn't want to squander it.
Now all hope rests on Li Wei. If this kid doesn't take initiative, then even if we force him to reach the Foundation Establishment stage, it won't make a difference.

He couldn't possibly take the Yang Lei exam in Li Wei's place, could he?
After their conversation, Li Wei did seem to be deep in thought.

Seeing this, the branch president felt even more confident.

“Xiao Li, you’re not like your father. I know you don’t want to be controlled by others for the rest of your life, but what’s the point of you shamelessly giving up and ruining the registration process?”

"When the Great Sage gets angry, even if he doesn't kill you, he'll definitely make you serve here for the rest of your life."

"Do you really want to stay in this hopeless cult branch?"

"Then you're finished!"

"You know, I was quite brilliant when I was young. I successfully established my foundation at the age of 18 and was even admitted to the Immortal Path University in the capital, becoming the pride of my hometown! And do you know how many years it took me from the foundation establishment stage to the golden core stage?"

"Four hundred and thirty-six years!"

"I worked hard for those big corporations for 436 years before I finally formed my core, and it was a mixed core at that. At that time, everything was dark before my eyes, and I couldn't see any hope of reaching the Nascent Soul stage!"

"Fortunately, I was enlightened by the Great Sage of the Dark Web. By establishing this church and sucking the blood of those thousands of believers, it took me three hundred years to finally achieve Nascent Soul."

"Even so, I am considered one of the most fortunate among the masses. Think about it, how many three hundred or four hundred years do you have in your life to squander?"

The branch president patted him heavily on the shoulder:

"Ordinary people see us as crazy and attention-seeking, but they don't even have the right to be attention-seeking; they can only live numbly under the shroud of the Heavenly Court."

"But this time, you and I have a chance that even madness couldn't buy—a chance to defy fate!"

"Shouldn't cultivators defy fate and change their destiny?!"

"Of course I admit that there are risks involved in going undercover, but what doesn't have risks? You could choke to death even if you just drink a sip of water!"

"So just consider it as your own spiritual practice!"

"Next, our New Sea branch's secret vault, as well as my personal collection, will be opened to you. You can devour all of this like a glutton, turning it into your own nourishment, and personally acquire the power to break free from the shackles of the dark web."

"This is your only way to gain your freedom!"

……

P.S.: I understand the logic, but I'm really not used to your art style, President!

Give me back my Gothic Lolita naked male character!!!
(End of this chapter)