My version of Heavenly Dao is too old, so it's full of bugs.

Chapter 24!

In the chilly wind,

Li Wei and the branch president walked out of the training institution.

The two squatted down on the road in front of the gate and started picking up the herb.

The branch president pondered for a while, then suddenly said, "Why don't we just sign up..."

Although it's a bit pricey, it's still worth the money compared to the promised coronation of a deity by the Great Sage.

"Huh? And how am I supposed to explain this? My family has had three generations of ordinary education, but suddenly I have hundreds of millions left for education planning?"

"If I'm that rich, why would I borrow money from more than a dozen companies?"

So forget it!

Did Li Wei think that Lei Bu wasn't catching him fast enough, or that Tiandao Intelligent Big Data's detection wasn't sensitive enough?

Ok,

Even if we take a step back and assume that Lei Bu is blind and can't see such a huge achievement, there's still the Ministry of Finance.

Never doubt the professionalism of the Gods of Finance!

As the saying goes, only the way of Heaven and the practice of taxation are unavoidable.
When a person dies, they can go to the underworld and start a new account, but if you dare not pay taxes, the God of Wealth in the Ministry of Finance will teach you what true awe is!
Among all the gods and Buddhas, the God of Wealth has the most officials, the most temples, the widest reach, and even his own private army.
Even Brother Yang from Guanjiangkou has to address the finance commissioner as "Brother" in a friendly manner, otherwise his budget won't be approved.

So you, little Li Wei, dare to not pay taxes?

Come here
Let's see where all this money came from!

So if Li Wei dares to sign up today, he'll probably be lucky enough to get a seat in the tax prison tomorrow!
"Sigh! I thought my generation had it tough enough, but I never imagined your generation would have it even tougher."

The more the branch president smoked, the more uncomfortable he felt.

He couldn't help but reflect on his thoughts.
Why have they only been focused on murder, arson, and all sorts of evil deeds all these years?
No one has paid attention to the education of young people, no wonder it feels like each generation is worse than the last!

No snowflake is innocent during an avalanche. If things continue like this, our cult will also be ruined by the environment!
Can the task given by the Great Sage still be completed?

The branch president felt increasingly terrified as he thought about it.

"If you don't follow the planned path, you can only rely on the entrance exam. But top schools only give one out of ten spots to students who take the exam. If I remember correctly, Yanglei is recruiting 3600 people this year. If one-tenth of those spots are given to students who take the exam, that's 360. And the total number of graduating students in the entire Central Prefecture this year is..."

He took out his phone and checked, "13.2 million cultivators! Among them, nearly 500,000 have reached the Foundation Establishment stage."

"Oh shit!"

"This is so curly!"

Li Wei wholeheartedly agreed: "No wonder you wanted to join a cult back then. With so many people, even delivering takeout would be a fight."

"It's not that we're fighting tooth and nail, it's that there's simply no way to do it."

The branch president sighed and said, "The food delivery business is already monopolized by the local deity of Xinhai. That guy is best at creating clones. With his Ghost Immortal cultivation, he can create thousands of clones and rule the entire market!"

"Those college students who want to get into the industry can't beat him in a fight, can't outrun him, and can't even hold a bowl of soup as steadily as him. He's already eaten up all the available portions!"

"Stop talking, or I won't want to go roll it anymore."

Li Wei slurped up the herbal medicine in his mouth and suddenly said fiercely, "Old Feng, send me to the cheapest training class in the city."

The branch president asked in bewilderment, "You get what you pay for! Do you really think a place like this will get you into Central China University of Technology?"

"Hmph! The cheapest training courses are for poor people. Poor people have nothing but exams, so they know best about exams!"

The branch president gasped in shock: "So, you want to join too?"

"Take me there quickly before I change my mind!"

Li Wei, you really are a ruthless person!
The branch president thought this guy's plan to attack the fat twins was ruthless enough, but he didn't expect him to be even more ruthless than he imagined!
Great Sage!

Did you see that?
Choosing this guy was definitely the right decision!

Without another word, the branch president took out his phone to find a place while leading Li Wei outside.

As they walked, Li Wei stopped.

"What, you've changed your mind so quickly?"

"No! I just suddenly remembered that I went through all that trouble to prepare for the exams, and yet some people can get into school just by spending money on 'planning'. It's infuriating!"

The branch president clenched his fist, echoing the sentiment, "Indeed!"

"So why don't we just pull off a heist? Damn it, what kind of training institution is this that dares to charge the head of our Xinhai City Dark Web branch? They're practically slapping us in the face!"

The branch president's face immediately turned extremely cruel: "That's right! As everyone knows, I value my reputation above all else. Now that they're not giving me face, they can't blame me!"

grandson!

Did they ask me before making any "planning" decisions on my turf?
boom! !

On that day, a massive explosion occurred at the training institution, seriously injuring a group of wealthy second-generation individuals who were all hospitalized. The Lei Department officials, who had already finished their shifts, were forced to work overtime to handle the situation.

Seeing this, Li Wei and the branch president gained even more joy.
"As expected of the branch president, you are meticulous in your work. Even the Thunder Department was completely fooled by you and could not find the real culprit at all."

"Same here. The image of you hanging that training teacher on a tree and attracting a flock of crows to peck at your chrysanthemums is quite festive."

"Hahahaha!"

Having enjoyed themselves, the two didn't forget their business. Following the navigation, they arrived at an old house in the old town of Xinhai City.

Just by looking at the heavily fortified doors and windows all around, now completely sealed off, you can tell that this place is of extraordinary value.

As soon as the door opened, the pungent, bookish smell emanating from dozens or even hundreds of people crammed together wafted out, awakening Li Wei's long-dormant memories.

The image of the teacher in the white coat on the podium giving everyone a pep talk was even more breathtaking for Li Wei!
"Everyone, please look at the big screen. The person you see now is the goddess that Zhao Zhuang in our class has a crush on. Don't you think she's beautiful!"

"Pretty!"

Are her legs long?

"long?"

"Want to know more about her background?"

"miss you!"

"Hehe, your teacher knows what you want, so I personally checked it out for you yesterday!!"

"What?!!!"

Zhao Zhuang, a disheveled student in the crowd, suddenly broke down and screamed in disbelief, "Impossible! This is absolutely impossible!"

The teacher casually took a puff of his herbal tea and sneered, "Your goddess is amazing! Not only is she tight-lipped, but she's also very ambitious!"

"To get into university, all it takes is 10,000 yuan each time to send her on her journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, enduring eighty-one tribulations without regret! She is truly a role model for us all!"

"To commemorate this feat, I couldn't resist taking a picture to remember it. And you know what? She looks even cuter when she's asleep."

The scene changes, revealing the goddess's sleeping face; it's clear she doesn't like to sleep with a blanket.

Seeing is believing, Zhao Zhuang finally broke down: "Waaah, why, why did this happen?"

The boy's worldview collapsed completely, and the cruel reality was like a shot of adrenaline injected into his veins.

He got it!
(End of this chapter)