Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 344: Didi's Substitute and the Twin-Tailed Kamikaze Team

The little earth fairy froze on the spot, keeping her legs raised and her butt sticking out, not daring to move.

Realizing there was no hope of escape, he closed his eyes and began to draft a suicide note in his mind.

But after drafting for a long time, he sadly discovered that he was a poor man.

Excluding the bag he picked up from the melon field, all the belongings on his body were just this pair of overalls.

"Leave the suspenders to Zhang Ze, the waistband to Yu Shu Lou, and the buttons to Banla Xing Pan."

After the poor little earth fairy finished distributing his inheritance, he sighed in his heart.

'It's a pity that this local immortal died here before he could accomplish his great cause. If I have an afterlife, I will definitely avenge this.'

"It's a pity for Zhang Ze. He will lose a perfect enemy. I'm afraid he will live in loneliness for the rest of his life because of my absence. It's sad and lamentable..."

"I... hey, why hasn't that evil monk taken action yet?"

When it comes to waiting to die, the biggest fear is waiting too long. The atmosphere will disappear after a while.

The little earth immortal waited for a long time, but the black Buddha's big hand did not refine him. His heart began to beat, and he suddenly felt that being alive was pretty good.

You'd better keep the overalls for yourself, they are very comfortable to wear.

The little fairy mustered up her courage, secretly opened her eyes a little, and looked down the cliff.

He found that what the little monk had just seen did not seem to be himself.

"Come out, you've been following me for so long, is there something wrong?"

The little monk looked at the forest in front of him and said softly.

As soon as the words fell, Meow Meow emerged from behind an ancient tree. She did not answer the young monk's question, but instead looked at the black Buddha statue behind him.

That thing is dangerous.

And this monk's current state is also very strange, he...

Meow Meow was hard to describe, but she was 100% sure that the little monk at this moment was the same person as the one in the auction house just now.

There was no change in his spirit and soul, nor was there any sign of him being invaded and controlled by external evil.

Everything he did came from his heart, but for some reason it was completely opposite to how he was in the auction house.

Mee Mee's expression remained unchanged. She cleared her throat and said, "I'm just passing by, but I just happened to have something I wanted to ask the Master. I wonder if the Master could help me solve this problem. I..."

Before Meow Meow could finish her words, the little monk shook his head and said, "No."

Baa, "?"

Before she had time to think about it, Mee Mee's figure disappeared and appeared in the distance, and a huge Buddha's handprint appeared where she had just stood.

Looking at the little monk again, Meeme discovered that he had merged with the black Buddha and was sitting cross-legged in the qi sea of ​​the black Buddha's dantian.

His eyebrows were lowered and his appearance was solemn, but against the backdrop of the black Buddha, he looked even more eerie.

Mee Mee looked at the little monk who was becoming more and more evil. She took a step back and prepared to run away.

I was just curious and wanted to know who Zhang Ze was.

I have no interest in cleaning up the Buddhist community.

Zhang Ze can do whatever he wants, just run away.

But just as she was about to run away, a voice sounded in her ears.

It's an 'old thing'.

【Mission: Eliminate Evil】

[Mission objective, kill that bald guy]

[The mission is too difficult. The evacuation route is being searched. The evacuation route has been confirmed.]

【Evil Elimination Mission is mandatory to accept】

【Compulsory processing of leaving the service】

[Because you have insufficient points, to ensure the success of the task, Didi's proxy service is activated]

[Please be prepared, the proxy betting will begin after the beep.]

[All remaining points in this life will be automatically distributed]

[More deductions, less compensation, nine out, thirteen back]

You owe me seven thousand

【Didi～Mission begins】

"Damn it..."

Meeme was stunned by the old man's operation. Before she could curse, she lost control of her body, just like when she entered the body of the little earth immortal.

She was drilled by the 'old thing'.

The remaining points were automatically distributed, and Meow Meow's aura began to increase until it reached the limit she could currently bear.

At this moment, Meeme was emotionless, like a machine.

Precise and targeted.

Two flying swords appeared in Meeme's hands. She once again dodged the Buddha's handprint that appeared out of thin air, flashed behind the black Buddha, and slashed the Dharma wheel with her sword.

"Oh, interesting." The little monk with his eyes closed chuckled.

Before the flying sword could strike, the little monk blew up the outermost circle of the Dharma wheel himself.

As the Dharma Wheel shattered, the one behind the three-headed black Buddha opened its eyes, roared like a lion, and rushed towards Meeme.

In the first round, Black Buddha lost a Dharma wheel, and Mee Mee lost an arm and two flying swords.

[One flying sword 500 points]

[Points deducted, -1200]

"Fuck you, can you count? And can you be steady? If you can't, can you let me do it myself?"

Meow Meow was trapped in her own body, and her heart was bleeding as she watched the 'old thing' manipulating her body and playing with her points.

It’s not your own thing, so you won’t feel bad about using it.

The 'old thing' ignored Mee Mee and continued to control Mee Mee to rush towards the black Buddha.

This time it summoned ten flying swords.

[Points deducted, -6000]

It controlled Meow Meow, whose figure was erratic, appearing and disappearing from time to time, with sword lights shining like rain around it.

The power of a master.

The aftermath of the sword energy chopped the surrounding ancient trees into pieces, and those broken branches and wood became nutrients for the Black Buddha.

A vortex formed with them as the center, constantly swallowing up the forest.

Although he lost an arm, as he gradually gained control of MeeMee's body, the 'old thing' gradually gained the upper hand.

However, the Black Buddha showed signs of fatigue, and his movements gradually slowed down. The little monk also had blood oozing from the corners of his mouth, and his breathing gradually became heavy.

Finally, the little monk revealed his flaws.

The 'old thing' seized this opportunity, combined the ten swords into one, and with a powerful sword energy, he chopped off the black Buddha's robes and stabbed the flying sword into the virtual image that was as solid as a substance.

It also pierced the little monk's chest and abdomen.

But the Black Buddha did not disappear. At the moment when the little monk was stabbed, the Black Buddha lowered his head and looked at Mee Mee with compassionate eyes.

"I caught you." The little monk opened his eyes.

The Black Buddha clasped his hands together and grabbed Meeme in front of him.

The second level of the anti-Dharma wheel behind the Black Buddha's head also shattered at the same time.

A decaying illusory Buddhist kingdom descended above Meeme's head. Although it could not trap Meeme in it, it interfered with her spellcasting.

Because her escape technique was interrupted, Meow Meow was a step slower.

At the same time, the innermost anti-Dharma wheel also turned into fragments.

The Black Buddha raised the other six arms high, as if grasping something, and a pitch-black and broken bell hammer appeared in his hands.

The Black Buddha grasped the bell hammer and smashed it down hard.

Not suppression, but destruction.

The illusory Buddhist kingdom that was forcibly summoned was destroyed at the moment of collision with the broken bell hammer.

The pressure and waves released swept over everything around, including Meow Meow and the little monk himself.

The little earth immortal didn't know if it was an illusion, but at that moment he felt that time almost stopped. When he came to his senses, the area within several miles was razed to the ground.

The little earth fairy covered his mouth and almost screamed out. At the moment when the Buddha Kingdom was destroyed, he saw Meeme's body turned into dust.

The black Buddha disappeared.

The young monk stood there with his upper body naked, ignoring the wounds on his chest and abdomen. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and frowned.

He always felt something was wrong.

Logically speaking, the woman who had been following him should have been killed by him, but why...

I always feel that she is still alive.

It seemed like something escaped just now.

The little monk seemed to notice something and turned to look towards the cliff.

He saw the little earth fairy and also saw the shadow behind the little earth fairy.

The 'old guy' who failed in his substitute role is nowhere to be found.

Meeme's soul floated behind Xiaodi'er. When she saw the little monk looking at her, she subconsciously entered the body of the little earth fairy without thinking.

His movements were as smooth as flowing water, just like a skilled worker.

"Shit, emotional detachment means detaching into this thing? But why is this thing here? Shouldn't it be at the auction house?"

Meeme didn't understand, but she didn't care. As soon as she entered the little earth fairy's body, she shouted.

"Stop looking and run!"

"Run? Where to run?" asked the little fairy.

Before Mee Mee could finish her words, she suddenly felt very tired and fell into a deep sleep inside the little earth fairy's body.

Although the little monk didn't know what had happened, he had no intention of leaving anyone alive. He raised his hand and a black light hit the little earth fairy's forehead.

But no trace was left.

Little monk, "Hey? Why is it so hard?"

The movement of his hand remained unchanged, but this time he added three points of strength. As he cast the spell, the flesh and blood on his right hand crumbled, and the second black light hit the little earth fairy's forehead.

It also did not hurt the little earth immortal at all.

"What is this?" The little monk was stunned.

The little earth immortal touched his head and then remembered his amazing physique. He stopped running and stood up immediately.

"Hey, you evil monk! What can I do to you? If you can hurt me, I'll call you daddy and you'll have to kneel down and apologize!"

The young monk didn't hear the little earth fairy's barking at all. He lowered his head and thought carefully. After a moment, he suddenly realized something and looked at the little earth fairy with eager eyes.

"It's the innate Dao fetus! Come!"

Although he said "come", the little monk took a step forward, came to the top of the cliff, and stretched out his right hand, which was only left with bones, to grab the little earth fairy.

If you can't break it, why not just capture it?
But before he could touch it, he suddenly withdrew his hand.

He got burned.

The black bowl held on the little earth fairy's head lit up with a brilliant light, the black ash dissipated, and the glazed treasure bowl burned the little monk's bony fingers.

The next moment, the treasure bowl disappeared with the little earth fairy.

Teleport away.

Little monk, "."

Being betrayed by one's own magical instrument was obviously not a pleasant experience, but the little monk didn't say anything. He bent down and picked up the cloth bag that the little earth fairy had forgotten and took out the ring from it.

A flash of light appeared, and a cassock was draped over the little monk.

The moment he put on the robes, his flesh and blood began to regenerate, and after a while, his right hand was back to normal.

The mountain breeze blew the hem of the monk's robe, but it could not blow away the gloomy air around the little monk.

He stood at the edge of the cliff for a long time, looking at his masterpiece.

"What a sin." The little monk said softly.

The vitality of this forest has been completely destroyed. If it is not for the means of Medicine King Valley, it will take at least one hundred and eighty years to recover.

"The action just now made quite a noise, someone might come over soon."

"It's not advisable to stay here for long. Well, don't forget this thing."

He scanned the area with his spiritual sense, jumped off the cliff, and picked up the small walnut.

Then the figure disappeared, and when it reappeared, it had arrived in a valley.

The little monk found an ancient pine tree and sat cross-legged under the tree. Looking at the small walnut in his hand, he suddenly smiled.

"I wonder how Mr. Zhang is doing? I miss him so much." As he said that, he clicked on the only contact.

After the communication was connected, the little monk spoke.

"Guess who I am?"

A moment later, Zhang Ze's voice sounded.

"I'm your father. Are you done yet? Just wait, I'll catch you in a moment."

Without waiting for the little monk to reply, Zhang Ze hung up the message.

Little monk, "."

"Hehe, why are you so angry? I didn't provoke you." The little monk snorted coldly and crushed the walnut.

On the flying boat.

It’s not far from Longxukou and we’ll be there soon.

"Who is it? Is it the little earth fairy?" asked the junior sister.

Zhang Ze put the small walnut back into his pocket and said, "Well, it's still the little earth fairy who is harassing us. Don't pay attention to him. Let's go to Nadutong first and then catch him."

"Yeah." The junior sister nodded and didn't say much.

Zhang Ze's mood was a bit complicated at this time, not only because he was getting closer and closer to Longxukou, but also because his radar started beeping, and he always felt that something big was going to happen.

A'li was not panicked at all, and looked like he was just here for a trip. He sat outside the protective magic circle at the bow of the flying boat with a small bag on his back, opened his big mouth, and blew the wind towards him, making a strange Uluru sound.

It was a lot of fun.

Zhang Ze ignored A Li. After all, it could fly back by itself if it fell.

He was still thinking about the matter of going to Shedutong, and for a moment he felt a little anxious and worried.

Just at this moment, the little walnut shook again.

Zhang Ze was already in a bad mood. He didn't even look at the contact. He picked up the small walnut and frowned.

"I've already told you, just wait, I'll deal with you in a minute!"

He thought it was still the little fairy sending harassing messages.

However, there was silence on the other end of the Little Walnut line for a long time, and then Li Yueqi's voice rang out.

"What are you going to do to me?"

Zhang Ze, “.”

He coughed awkwardly. "Ahem, well, I thought it was just another harassing message from Little Earth Fairy. Don't worry about it. What's going on? Is there something going on at Qianji Pavilion?"

Li Yueqi sighed faintly, seeming a little disappointed. "It's nothing serious. I just wanted to tell you that Lily made a mistake again."

Zhang Ze didn't take it seriously. "That's not normal. She makes mistakes every day. Did she spend money recklessly again, or did she blow something up again?"

Li Yueqi, "Neither, she's doing new research..."

Zhang Ze was puzzled, "Isn't that a good thing?"

Li Yueqi, "Are you sure?"

The sound of Li Yueqi's footsteps could be heard from the other end of Little Walnut. After a while, she walked into another room and the sound of flipping papers could be heard. She seemed to be looking for something.

At the same time, Zhang Ze could vaguely hear the whistling sound of a whip hitting the air from time to time in the background, as well as... Lily's screaming and begging for mercy, saying she wouldn't dare to do it again next time.

"What on earth did she do?"

Zhang Ze was quite curious. The last time Lily was beaten like this was the last time.

"Wait a minute, I found it." Li Yueqi found the evidence that Lily had hidden and had not had time to destroy from a pile of waste paper. She cleared her throat and read it to Zhang Ze.

"Lily, the author of 'Six-Legged Twin-Tailed Kamikaze Force Project'.

"First, the Twintail Special Forces are miniaturized, making them more concealed.
"Second, increase the charge and teach the twintails to self-destruct.
"Third, the integration of the Beast Taming Sect and the Sword Sect, implanting the characteristics of the flower mosquito into the twin ponytails, and combining them with the Sword Sect's sword-controlling techniques, allowing the twin ponytails to cultivate both physical and poison, and achieve the ability to strike wherever they point, with all the swords returning to the sect...

"Fourth, we will develop new varieties and adapt to various environments, striving to dominate all terrains, from the deep sea to the snowy areas, from deserts to volcanoes."

"fifth,"

The more Zhang Ze listened, the more sweat poured down his back. "Stop talking. Where did this plan come from?"

Li Yueqi, "Didn't I tell you the author was Lily? This is what's going on."

The cause of this incident has to start with Zhang Ze. After Zhang Ze led those giant cockroaches to the Tianshi Mausoleum, although they were all killed by Master Cheng, he also caused quite a bit of trouble.

In order to ensure the safety of the mortals and the young Taoist priests around him, Master Cheng began to clean up the Tianshi Mausoleum. However, Qingqing didn't know about it and was shocked.

There seems to be a lot of dirt around the Tianshi Mausoleum.
There is more than one nest of cockroaches, all of which have skull abnormalities to varying degrees and have the ability to sneak. They are all in a sleeping state until they are disturbed.

Some large individuals have lived for an unknown number of years.

It looked like even Master Cheng was a little out of breath.

This incident naturally alarmed Old Tang. This time, Old Tang also remembered that he was the headmaster of Longhu Mountain. He rarely made trouble, but went to the Beast Taming Sect to ask for reinforcements.

For this kind of thing, the people from the Beast Taming Sect are more professional.

As luck would have it, Lily happened to know about this.

Lily's imagination ran wild. She thought that the boss seemed to have said before that everything can be combined in pairs.

If both chicken and balls can be combined.

So, is there any use combining stealth cockroaches and bombs?

Lily did what she thought. She drafted a plan as quickly as possible, then packed up and prepared to go to Tianshi Mausoleum to catch a few cockroaches to study.

Fortunately, Zhang Ze had foresight. Before leaving, he told Fu Ji to keep an eye on Lily and not let her do anything wrong.

These days, no matter where Lily goes, there is a little rotten girl watching her in the dark.

In the sewer, on the ceiling, in the trouser pockets, in the drawers, and in all the dark places, there are the figures of the little fuji.

Therefore, before Lily walked out of the gate of Qianji Pavilion, she was blocked at the door by Da Fu Ji and her men and was captured on the spot.

And Lily's plan, which might cause long-term disaster, also failed.

Li Yueqi, "Got it? That's how it is."

After listening to Li Yueqi's story, Zhang Ze was speechless for a moment. After a long pause, he said to Li Yueqi, "Beat her. Let her learn her lesson. Otherwise, she might cause trouble next time."

After chatting with Li Yueqi for a few more words, Zhang Ze put away the walnuts and suddenly felt very tired.

The junior sister stepped forward and held his hand, whispering, "Don't be afraid. They probably don't know that we led the cockroaches there."

Zhang Ze, “.”

The speed of the flying boat also slowed down. Zhang Ze held the railing of the flying boat and looked down, and saw Longxukou right below.

"I'm not worried about that. Forget it, we're here, let's go into the city first." Zhang Ze shook his head.

But just as he was about to pack up and get off the flying boat, something unpleasant happened.

A'li, who was sitting at the bow of the flying boat and drinking the northwest wind, disappeared.

(End of this chapter)