Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 343 I See You

The man sitting opposite Little Walnut had an old and hoarse voice, with a slight tremor when he spoke.

"Who are you?" he asked again.

Zhang Ze didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt like this man had chicken feathers stuffed in his mouth, and his voice was very stiff when he spoke.

But he was sure that this person was definitely not a young monk.

Although the little monk is also a prankster, he is not so boring.

Not to mention the sound of the chicken feathers, there is only one contact in his little walnut phone, how could he not know who he is?
"The little monk was groped? If that's the case, then the thief is too arrogant."

'What is he going to do?'

Zhang Ze didn't speak immediately, but the person on the other end became anxious, and the old voice asked again.

"who are you?"

Zhang Ze thought for a moment, put his finger to his lips, made a gesture to silence his junior sister and A'li, and then spoke in a hoarse voice.

"I'm Jiangbao, who are you, and where is my brother Crow?"

"Sauce-sauce explosion?" The mysterious man over there was stunned for a moment, and after a long while he continued.

"It doesn't matter who you are, I want to tell you."

But before the mysterious man could finish his words, he was interrupted by Zhang Ze.

Zhang Ze, "I'm not important. Why did you ask me my name just now?"

"This sir." The mysterious man ignored Zhang Ze and spoke to himself.

He was interrupted by Zhang Ze again, "Don't say so much useless things. Hurry up and ask Crow to come over. When will he pay the rent he owes?"

The mysterious man said, "Stop making noise! ​​Just listen to what I have to say."

Zhang Ze, "I don't care where you sit, just call the crow over."

"Shut up and listen to me first," the mysterious man shouted. "I have an opportunity for you, do you want it?"

Hearing that the main event was about to begin, Zhang Ze stopped playing around and snorted, "Alright, tell me."

The mysterious man cleared his throat and got to the point.

Zhang Ze was stunned by the first sentence and suspected that he had been the victim of a telecommunications scam.

An unexpected name came into Zhang Ze's ears.

"I am the founding emperor of Dongqi, the mighty and powerful Emperor Xuande, Xiao Qingyun."

"Now that I have been reborn, the mundane things of this world no longer enter my sight, for I have discovered the eternal secret in my eternal slumber."

"Jiang Jiang Bao, you are also destined to be with me. Are you willing to become my disciple and inherit these four true self traditions like that crow?"

The junior sister who had been listening on the side almost screamed out in surprise. She covered her mouth with one hand and poked Zhang Ze with the other hand, with an expression as if she had discovered a big secret.

But Zhang Ze was not so excited. It was not a coincidence. It was just that after this person spoke for a long time, Zhang Ze always felt that this voice was familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere before.
"May I ask what inheritance you have, senior?" Zhang Ze asked in a deep voice.

"You are a teachable boy. It's okay for me to tell you. Just listen carefully." The mysterious man's voice was filled with excitement that could not be concealed.

“To inherit the so-called true self, one must first cultivate the four great ways beyond the heavens.

"One says, the way to victory in a hundred battles, those who master it are invincible and offer their blood as a sacrifice to the throne of God.

"Secondly, the path of blissful joy, those who cultivate it will preserve their true nature and attain immortality.

"Third, the way of compassion and longevity: those who cultivate it will provide for the world and enjoy eternal bliss.

"Fourth, the Way of the Mysterious Heaven of All Laws, those who cultivate it will be able to transform into a myriad of laws and achieve sainthood through a hundred strategies.

"After integrating these four great ways beyond the heavens, one can obtain the immortal inheritance, cultivate into the Golden Body Taixu Immortal Venerable, ascend to the Golden Throne, reach the highest level of sublimation, and suppress eternity."

Zhang Ze, “.”

Listening to the mysterious man's nonsense, Zhang Ze's face became darker and darker.

It was not until the mysterious man promised him the position of leader of the 13th Extreme God Group that Zhang Ze asked indifferently.

"Excuse me, Senior, how can I learn these four wonderful methods?"

"Hehe. Well, this is easy. Bring 500 spirit stones to Longxukou. Follow my instructions and place the spirit stones in the designated location. In three days, I will give you the initiation and transmission of the power."

Seeing Zhang Ze took the bait, the mysterious man couldn't hide the smile in his voice.

Zhang Ze also chuckled, then turned to look at his junior sister who had transformed into a clerk.

The junior sister frowned and broke the pen in her hand with a snap, then threw it into A'li's mouth along with the notebook.

Before the Qinghe meeting, the little earth fairy had been so obedient that she didn't step on an ant nest for three days. As a reward, Zhang Ze told the little earth fairy a story about a four-armed divine emperor who had cultivated immortality for 40 years.

The junior sister was there at the time, so only the three of them knew the story.
So based on this somewhat idiotic scam, the identity of the mysterious man is self-evident.

"Jiangbao, what's that noise over there? What are you laughing at?" The little fairy, unaware of being exposed, continued to pretend to be a big shot.

Zhang Ze sighed, "Little Earth Fairy, why did you go to Longxukou? And why did you steal people's walnuts?"

"Oh, I'm so sorry, you..." Little Walnut's voice was a little flustered, but soon he picked up again, "Stop talking nonsense. What earthly immortal? I don't know him."

"Hey you, I'm Zhang Ze, the little monk..."

Zhang Ze was about to ask for details, but before he could finish his words, the call was hung up by Xiao Dixianer.

Zhang Ze, “.”

"What should we do?" asked the junior sister.

Zhang Ze, "Just catch it. They're all together anyway, so we don't have to run around."

After saying that, he turned around and opened the magic circle that controlled the speed of the flying boat to the maximum.

It’s not my own car, so I don’t feel bad about driving it.

——Welcome to Dixianer Park——

Dragon's beard mouth.

A few hours ago, when Zhang Ze was fighting against the girl with twin ponytails, the little fairy escaped from the auction house.

The reason he was able to escape was not because he was good at stealth, but simply because no one cared about him.

The auction house didn't know he was lost, and MeeMee didn't even think about getting him back...

The root cause of this situation lies with the little monk.

Although the auction encountered some setbacks due to the little monk's disruption, the cactus was still sold at a satisfactory price.

Even if one cannot directly ascend to the Mahayana stage, even if one can only improve one realm, it is still worthwhile for a casual cultivator.

After a tense and exciting bidding, the cactus was won by a middle-aged monk nicknamed Dai Ge.

That is, before the cactus appeared, he had thought of taking a picture of the little earth fairy.

Brother Dai planned to buy the little earth fairy and give it to his youngest sister as a toy.

However, plans cannot keep up with changes. After getting the cactus, in order to avoid any further complications, Dai Ge secretly left with his youngest sister as soon as the auction ended, and their whereabouts are unknown.

Naturally, he put the matter of the little earth fairy behind him.

As for Mee Mee, after realizing that the little monk might know Zhang Ze, she left the auction house early and chased after him.

So after the auction ended, the money-losing little Earth Fairy became a piece of scrap that no one wanted and was thrown aside.

Put it together with potatoes.

If nothing unexpected happens, the little earth fairy with his mouth blocked would probably be forgotten forever in this warehouse.

But fortunately, the auction house had a stupid dog that was even dumber than him. The little fairy used potatoes to lure the stupid dog over and opened the cage with the help of the stupid dog.

Without the dog's help, the little fairy would probably have to stay in that cage forever.

There is no need to elaborate on the process of climbing over the wall and crawling through the dog hole to escape from Longxu City.

He left Longxu City very smoothly, regained his freedom, and was free to fly high in the sky.

After leaving the city, he instinctively ran to the east. After running a few miles, he passed by a melon field outside the city and picked up half a leftover watermelon, some change, and a cloth bag.

It seems that someone picked melons in this melon field and ate them by himself, and finally forgot his bag here when he left money.

In the bag, besides a storage ring that couldn't be opened, there was only a broken bowl and a small walnut.

The little earth fairy has some qualities, but not much.

After symbolically shouting a few times whether anyone wanted it or not, he quickly put the bag on his back, left the change behind, and ran away.

The little fairy picked up the bag not for any other reason, but mainly because he had his eyes on the little walnut.

He had been coveting this thing for a long time and had always wanted it, but Zhang Ze wouldn't buy it for him, so he couldn't steal it, and if he asked Lily for help, he would be cheated.

In short, this is the treasure he has always wanted.

The first thing the little earth immortal did after getting the little walnut was to start his long-planned plan to unify the world.

The little earth immortal always felt that all he needed to unify the world was a small walnut.

...Outside Longxu City, in a dilapidated temple in the mountains, the little earth fairy sat on the ground, put the small walnut he had picked up aside, took out the chicken feather from his mouth, picked up the branch again, and continued to write and draw on the ground.

"That's not right. How did he see through the local fairy's flawless deception?"

In order to increase credibility, Xiao Dixianer not only changed the order of the story, but also disguised himself as an emperor to increase persuasiveness, and even controlled the amount of fraud to a very reasonable price of five hundred.

With Xiao Dixian'er's wisdom, he felt that this plan was perfect and flawless.

However, apart from the call from Zhang Ze, the little earth immortal had been dialing randomly for the whole morning and made no less than thirty calls.

All I got was insults, insults, and more insults.

Only two people didn't scold him.

One of them, whose gender was unknown, hung up the phone before the little immortal could speak.

The other person who didn't scold him was Zhang Ze.

"That bastard clearly said that scammers only target people with lower intelligence than themselves. Local immortals are unrivaled in wisdom, so they should be able to scam everyone with ease."

"What went wrong?"

The little earth immortal was puzzled.

This is the little earth fairy's plan.

He planned to use his superb deception skills to cheat 30 million spirit stones within five days.

Then he took the spirit stones and went to the auction house that looked down on him and slapped them in the face. After slapping them in the face, he went to slap the face of the woman named Mee Mee.

The purpose is to tell them what it means not to bully the poor earth immortals.

After beating them all, he naturally felt like a king and a tyrant, and his younger brothers came to pay him respect.

Within half a month, he took over Nadutong and the auction house.

It will take another month to unify Longxu City and the surrounding area within a radius of 100 miles.

Then he unified the north within a year.

Take over Dongzhou two years later.

Once the three-year period is up, it will be time to march westward and unify the world.

The plan was perfect, but it was stuck at the first step and I hadn't scammed a penny yet.

The little earth immortal thought about it for a long time, but still didn't believe it, so he pressed the communication button three times and tried again.

As expected, I was scolded three times again.

The curses were quite dirty.

"Shouldn't it be? Why can't I cheat?"

Xiao Dixianer thought about it for a while, but still didn't realize that there was something wrong with the entire plan and even with himself.

Perhaps because it had overused its brain, it suddenly let out a "haha", broke the wooden stick in its hand, and went crazy in the dilapidated temple.

A set of Earth Immortal Turtle Fists with great force.

But it had no destructive power and only made the dilapidated temple full of smoke and chaos.

The smoke and dust grew thicker, and the little earth fairy was so excited in the fight that he didn't watch his step and tripped over a stone, falling with a thud on the broken bowl that he had picked up with the bag.

It was said to be a broken bowl, but it was actually a bowl. The bowl was completely black, as if it had been smoked or burned by fire, and it was impossible to tell what material it was made of.

The little earth fairy's head was stuck right in the bowl.

As darkness fell, the little earth immortal began to move around, bumping into the collapsed altar three times before he managed to pull the bowl off his head.

I don’t know if it was because of being hit or pinched, but the little fairy suddenly became a little smarter.

"No, I can't stay here any longer. Zhang Ze must have discovered my location. If I stay any longer, he will definitely capture me again."

"Got to run!"

The little earth fairy rolled on the ground, got up, and began to use chicken feathers to clean up the plan for unifying the world that he had written on the ground.

He had deliberately avoided this side when he was boxing just now.

"This plan must not be spread outside!"

After destroying all of his shocking plans, the little earth fairy breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the package beside him, and walked away.

But as soon as he reached the door, he turned back, picked up the broken black bowl from the ground and put it into his bag.

"Whatever I picked up is mine. This bowl is quite worn out, maybe it will be useful for begging in the future."

Muttering to himself, the little earth fairy ran out of the dilapidated temple with a clattering sound.

As for where to move the position, Xiao Dixianer actually didn't have any idea. He only knew that he had to be as far away from Longxu City as possible.

So as to avoid being caught by Zhang Ze.

After running in the mountains for a long time and breaking the teeth of two tigers that wanted to eat him, he finally stopped in a clearing in the woods on the edge of a cliff.

Looking at the towering ancient trees around him and the endless forest outside the cliff, the little earth fairy confirmed one thing.

Lost myself.

Longxukou is an area of ​​three mountains with a lake on either side. Apart from a lakeside plain outside Longxu City, to the north are the snow-capped mountains of the northern border, to the east are the ancient green forests of Dongzhou, and to the west is the Rongshan Plateau of the Western Barbarians.

Anyway, no matter where it is, for the little earth fairy, it is like an insurmountable chasm with no trace of human beings.

The lost little fairy found a big rock on the edge of the cliff, sat on it cross-legged with her bag on her back, wondering whether she should give in and kneel down to beg Zhang Ze to save her and take her home.

After all, even if Zhang Ze is no longer a human, Qianji Town is still better than this primeval forest.

"Am I an idiot? If I had known this would happen, why did I run away? If I hadn't run, wouldn't I have been home by now?"

Little Earth Fairy slapped himself and decided to put aside the plan of unifying the world for the time being and go home to play for two days first.

But when he made up his mind and was about to ask Zhang Ze to rescue him, a loud noise suddenly came from the ancient forest under the cliff.

The sound was so loud that it not only scared away the animals and birds, but also made the little earth fairy's hands tremble with fear.

The little walnut fell to the ground, bounced a few times and fell off the cliff.

"Hey!"

The little earth fairy hurried to the edge of the cliff and looked down, wanting to jump down and pick up the walnut, but as soon as he showed his head, he retracted it.

He seemed to have seen something unclean.

After a while, he put the black bowl on his head and pulled out some weeds to cover it up. After he thought everything was fine, he raised his head again and looked down.

Below the cliff is not a deep river valley, but an ancient forest plain extending to the east.

There was a man standing there.

The man was wearing a monk's robe and had a kind face. He was a young monk.

But at this moment there were no pupils in his eyes, only darkness.

The surrounding ancient forests were completely destroyed and turned into black dust.

With him as the center, a black hole with a radius of one mile appeared.

"Who is this?" the little earth fairy muttered to herself.

He didn't recognize the little monk. The little monk was the one who left Qianji Pavilion before being picked up by Zhang Ze.

The two have never met.

The little monk looked ahead and muttered something, but the little earth fairy was too far away to hear clearly.

But soon, the little earth fairy realized what this somewhat evil monk was doing.

He is casting a spell.

As the last syllable fell from the little monk's mouth, a black Buddha appeared behind him.

Condensed from ashes and with resentment as its bones, the dead ancient forest and the creatures in the forest became the nourishment of the black Buddha.

On the broken lotus platform, there is a black Buddha with three heads and eight arms, and three inverse Dharma wheels hang behind his head. Sanskrit characters in blood appear on his chest, converging to his dantian like blood vessels, and merging into a rotating black lotus qi sea at his dantian.

This Buddha is just an illusion. His eight arms do not hold any magical instruments, nor do they form any seals. He is just hanging in the air.

It doesn't seem to be fully formed.

Looking at the black Buddha that couldn't be more evil, the little earth fairy shuddered, retracted his head, and prepared to run away quickly and stay away from the black Buddha.

Love is what it is, it has nothing to do with him, he wants Zhang Ze to take him home.

Just as he moved his butt back a little, he heard the little monk's voice in his ears.

This time it was crystal clear.

"I see you."

(End of this chapter)