Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 345: Fat Dragon Appears, Be Careful

Zhang Ze slammed the brakes to a stop. He flew out of the boat and circled it three times, but still couldn't see A'li.

"Fell down?" The junior sister also flew out of the boat and helped Zhang Ze look around.

The junior sister's suspicion was reasonable because this was not A-li's first plane crash.

A'li's plane crash in Qianji Pavilion was a common accident.

Ever since she learned to fly, Ari has developed a new hobby, which is to change her shape while flying in the air.

But it is probably because he eats too much every day and often has sticky blood, so A Li often forgets what he is changing into.

Once this happens, it will trip over itself and forget how to fly, and then crash from the air, falling to the ground like a piece of iron.

Therefore, warning signs were set up in several places in Qianji Pavilion where A'li liked to stay.

The warning sign had a picture of a cheerful and sunny fujiji wearing a helmet, and next to it was a warning message saying "Fat dragon is around, be careful above your head."

Hearing the question from the junior sister, Zhang Ze scratched his head and said, "Ali didn't eat much this morning, just three pigs. This shouldn't be the case."

But after thinking for a while, Zhang Ze couldn't think of any other possibility, so he could only helplessly accept the fact that this stupid dragon fell from the sky again.

"But where did A'li fall?" The little sister looked back, and all she saw was the endless vast forest.

"Don't worry, I have a solution."

Zhang Ze returned to the flying boat and began to search under the seat at the bow. Soon he pulled out a thick book from under the chair.

Flying Boat Operation Guide

"Let me see." Zhang Ze flipped through the pages of the book. After skipping over chapters such as "What to do if a flying boat crashes" and "What to do if a flying boat loses control," he finally found what he needed in the pages about determining responsibility for the accident.

Putting the operation manual as thick as a brick aside, Zhang Ze returned to the operation array.

He fiddled with it for a while, and after a while, a light appeared on the bow of the flying boat, and A'li's shadow was projected out.

"What is this?" asked the junior sister.

"Boat recorders are used to determine responsibility for accidents.

"When A'li was sitting at the bow of the boat, she seemed to have triggered the magic circle of the boat recorder. I saw a bright spot on the operating table that was always on, but I didn't pay much attention to it." Zhang Ze replied.

The image was silent. The two only saw A'li opening his mouth wide and drinking the wind. But before long, he suddenly made a throat-choking movement, then he retched, and then his body tilted to the right and fell from the bow of the boat.

The image disappears here.

Junior Sister, "Ali, can you survive even if you drink the northwest wind?"

"No way, it...what is this?" Zhang Ze was about to defend A'li when he saw a line of text appear next to the operating table.

[Accountability for the accident: Fatty blackmails others]

[Handling suggestion: You can crash to death (Note: This behavior is the personal behavior of a temporary employee and has nothing to do with Nadutong Feizhouxing)]

Zhang Ze, “.”

Zhang Ze waved his hand to disperse the floating words and began to calculate the location where A'li fell with his fingers.

The wind speed, weight, and the deviation path of A'li's cricket pupa in the air, each piece of data was entered into the formula in Zhang Ze's mind.

After a series of complex and precise calculations, Zhang Ze sadly discovered that he seemed to have made a mistake.

I don’t know which step went wrong, but if I continue counting, A-li will be home.

"Junior sister, please help me." Zhang Ze turned and looked at Chen Qin.

Seeing Zhang Ze looking at her, the younger sister quickly shook her head and said, "I don't count. It's too brain-consuming. Um. I'll give you this."

The junior sister fumbled in her sleeve for a while and found a piece of land.

As the second invention of Qianji Pavilion, it is a must-have item for Dongzhou monks at home and on travel. It is now a star product as famous as small walnuts. It seems that the product is no longer as simple as it used to be.

After dozens of iterations, the full name of the territory in the hands of the junior sister is:
The ultimate invincible listen to everything, eight stars and eight diamonds, listen to the VIP exclusive customized version

This thing can do almost everything except that it can't transmit messages like the little walnut.

In addition to the most basic mapping of terrain and exploring secret areas.

It can also clean flying swords, shave, cut hair, act as a temporary alchemy furnace to refine elixirs, spray water, discharge electricity, start fires and barbecues, and has monster illustrations and magic weapon illustrations.
Zhang Ze looked at the territory in his junior sister's hand, looking unwilling.

Ever since he regained some memories of his previous life, Zhang Ze has had a mysterious confidence in his brain.

I am a genius, he began to brainwash himself.

A mere magical instrument is not as powerful as my great mind.

Now he was somewhat reluctant to use the tools, but when he thought of A Li's disappearance, Zhang Ze still took over the task.

After rummaging through a bunch of messy functions for a while, Zhang Ze found the mode he needed.

Zhang Ze tapped his fingers lightly and heard the ground begin to deform. After the deformation was completed, he heard a pleasant sound coming from the ground.

Recorded by Fu Ji.

"Return to zero, one plus two equals"

——It’s the dividing line of the calculator that’s causing the trouble——

The place where Ari crashed.

"Ari, you big idiot."

Rongrong, still in egg form, rolled out of the bag. It turned around and made sure that the beautiful eggshell was not scratched. Then it flew up and hit Ari on the head, making a sound of metal colliding.

Hitting someone on the head with an egg is not a sign of weakness.

It was actually quite unfair for A-li to crash this time. It was not because of its own mistake, but because it was attacked by a UFO.

With his mouth wide open, he sat at the bow of the boat, drank the north wind, sang songs, and lived a happy and fulfilling life.

But unexpectedly, something suddenly got into his mouth. The thing appeared out of nowhere and got stuck in his throat with a "click".

It looked like a round thing, but because it was moving too fast, Ali couldn't see it clearly.

The flying boat moved forward and the thing moved backward, back and forth, and it got stuck in A'li's throat, almost choking her to death.

Everything went dark before its eyes and it fell off the flying boat.

Fortunately, it usually eats a lot and is strong, so it did not hurt any bones after falling from such a high height.

A'li ignored Rongrong and continued to kneel on the ground, holding his throat.

I have to get that thing out, it's so uncomfortable when it's stuck.

"Ugh, burp."

After poking for a while, A'li, who had just been retching, suddenly became quiet and his expression became solemn.

The fluffy egg was startled. It stopped attacking the back of A-Li's head and asked with concern.

"What happened? Poisoned? Did that thing explode?"

"No, no, I swallowed that thing." Ali wiped his mouth and got up from the ground.

Fluffy, “.”

"Don't worry, you'll be fine after eating it. By the way, where is this place?"

Only after swallowing the thing stuck in her throat did Ari have the mood to observe the surrounding scenery.

Looking around, the area within a few miles was destroyed by magic, the ground was covered with unknown black ashes, and the trees in the distance that had not yet fallen were also covered with sword marks.

It seemed as if someone had fought a great battle here.

"What's this? Is there a fight?" Rongrong asked.

"That should be the case." A'li put on the small schoolbag again, put Rongrong in it, and then picked up a handful of black ash from the ground and licked it like a great detective.

"Pooh, pooh...it tastes so bad." After spitting out the unclean things in his mouth, Ari began to analyze it in a serious manner.

"The ones fighting should be two Nascent Soul cultivators, one a sword cultivator, and the other a Buddhist disciple. They're not from our family, so they should both belong to the outside sect. Moreover, they are both very strange." Ah Li paused for a moment, smacking his lips before continuing, "There's a strange smell in their auras. I guess they used some secret method to forcibly improve their cultivation."

"How do you know?" Rongrong was puzzled.

"This is a talent, but I can't teach you. I am a dragon who has tasted all kinds of flavors in the world. I was born to be a detective." A Li said proudly.

"Hehe, but do the Nascent Soul cultivators of the human race have such great destructive power? The scope of the destruction is too large, right?" Rongrong asked.

"In fact, there is no need for Nascent Soul. Even a Golden Core cultivator can unleash this power." A Li replied.

"Ah?" Rongrong didn't understand.

As its fame grows, Qianji Town has now evolved to the point where Nascent Soul cultivators can be found everywhere.

This does not include people from the six sects.

These people are called seniors and ancestors elsewhere, but in Qianji Town they are just younger brothers, and some unscrupulous businessmen have to be punished.

At the same time, because there are too many gangsters and the old gangsters lead the new gangsters, there are many frictions in Qianji Town every day.

If it can be mediated, then mediate it. If it can’t be mediated, then you can only go to the ring and practice.

Rongrong had seen this kind of competition more than once, and he thought it was just so-so and could not compare with the majesty of his Phoenix clan.

But seeing the scene here now, Rongrong's cognition has been somewhat overturned.

"I didn't see it like that in Qianji Town?" Rongrong asked. "You mean those in Qianji Town? Because they were all fighting in secret." A Li, the senior, explained to Rongrong, the inexperienced youngster.

"Because if you break something you have to pay for it, and no one wants to get into trouble.

"Besides, that's Qianji Town. If you shout 'Good morning, elders' on the street, at least one of the six old men will reply.

"If you're going to fight or cause trouble, hold back. The elders generally won't bother to intervene. But if you go all out and tear down a house, you'll be arrested and have to pay compensation. Going even further and injuring innocent people, you'll be buried alive in a sword tomb if you're caught."

"I see." Rongrong said, understanding. "So what should we do now? Go find those two people who were fighting?"

Ah Li shook her head. "It's too much trouble. This has nothing to do with us. Let's just wait here for Zhang Ze to pick us up."

"Okay." Seeing that A'li was not interested, Rongrong gave up the idea of ​​going to watch the fun.

The dragon and the phoenix were chatting casually. After a while, A'li's tail moved. He looked back and saw a strange old man looking at him in the air.

The old man's dress was really strange. He didn't wear a Taoist robe, but a bright red satin jacket embroidered with gold and silver patterns. He had one hand behind his back and the other hand stroking his beard. The jade ring on his finger shone brightly in the sun.

But the strangest thing is the hat on the old man’s head. It looks like a gold ingot and a treasure bowl, but it is upside down on his head, covering his eyes.

Like the God of Wealth.

Seeing the old man's rustic outfit, Ali felt that he and Lily would have a lot of common topics.

A'li looked at the strange old man, and the strange old man was also looking at A'li.

The old man's name was Sanbao, a name he had changed for himself three hundred years ago, saying it was a lucky name and that opening an auction house with it would guarantee him big money.

Also, due to his personal habit, he likes others to call him Mr.

As the owner of Longxukou Auction House, Mr. Sanbao felt that he was really lucky today.

You can pick up a rare and exotic animal when you go out for a walk and investigate unusual movements.

Seeing A'li's chubby appearance, Mr. Sanbao liked her very much. She looked like a lucky charm, and her round belly was like a gold ingot, which could bring good luck to the house.

He wanted to kick the strange beast directly into his pocket and take it away, but when he saw A'li carrying a small bag, he hesitated.

The bag on its back indicates that this strange beast has an owner.

Mr. Sanbao has always believed that harmony brings wealth, and that forceful seizure is a short-sighted approach.

There is a lake between three mountains in Longxukou, and cultivators from three tribes come and go. Who knows who is the young master of the demon tribe and who is the heir of the six sects? If you offend them, you will have no chance of running this auction house.

The previous owner of the auction house was kicked out of Longxukou because he bullied a poor teenager and offended the wrong people.

Mr. Sanbao has always taken this as a warning.

But he was really reluctant to give up the strange beast in front of him. After thinking for a while, Mr. Sanbao came up with a good idea.

All I have to do is get this little thing to follow me voluntarily.

I am not a thief, this exotic pet wants to go home with me on its own.

If the owner doesn't come to look for it, then you can keep it yourself.

If they come looking for it, I will just return it to the owner. I just picked it up and helped to take care of it for two days. I haven't done anything bad.

Having made up his mind, Mr. Sanbao fell from the air, half-knelt on the ground, stretched out his hands, and made a white gesture to A-li.

"Suck, suck, suck~"

He didn't know how to tame animals, but when he occasionally went for a walk in the city, he would see people teasing puppies in this way, and when he teased them, the puppies would run over and wag their tails.

I think spirit pets are pretty much the same thing.

"Suck, suck, suck~"

He sucked again.

A'li looked at the strange old man and was confused for a moment. After thinking about it for a moment, he suddenly realized.

Understood.

Ah Li also squatted down, imitating Mr. Sanbao. She stretched out her hands, hooked her fingers at Mr. Sanbao, and made the same sound.

"Suck, suck, suck~"

Mr. Sanbao, "?"

Why is this little thing imitating me?

Rongrong was speechless when she saw Ah Li's actions, and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

Ah Li replied softly, "Say hello. This way of greeting should be the custom here in Longxukou. We are new here, so of course we should follow the local customs."

Fluffy, "Are you sure?"

Ahri, "I'm sure and certain."

Mr. Sanbao didn't understand, and A-li misunderstood what he meant, so the man and the dragon teased each other for a long time.

No one came over to wag their tail.

Although he didn't understand what the strange beast in front of him meant, Sanbao just thought it was parroting and didn't get angry. Seeing that it didn't run away, he felt more confident.

It's time to take the next step.

He took out a golden stick from his arms, which was inlaid with glass gems. He carefully cast a spell, and the spiritual energy turned into a thread, which caused a gem to hang down, and a sparkling cat toy appeared in Mr. Sanbao's hand.

Mr. Sanbao kept sucking and gently waving the cat toy with one hand.

A-Li looked at the cat-funny list in Mr. Sanbao's eyes, her eyes lit up, and she stood up and ran towards Mr. Sanbao.

Fluffy, "What are you doing?"

Ah Li, "After the greetings, it's time to treat us to a meal. Didn't you see that the old man has already brought out the food? I ate three pigs this morning and I'm starving."

Rongrong, "Are you... sure he's treating you to a meal?"

Ah Li, "Don't worry, we are polite. We will just ask later. I must confirm before we start eating."

Rongrong was still a little worried, but Ah Li was too quick and had already run to Mr. Sanbao. He pointed at the cat toy with his chubby little hand and asked, "Is this for me?"

Mr. Sanbao was delighted to hear that Ah Li could actually speak. He felt like he had found a treasure. He smiled and replied, "Here you go, here you go. By the way, little one, what's your name?"

"Ari." Ari replied.

"Then why don't you come with grandpa? I have a lot of things like this at home. If you like them, they can all be yours." Mr. Sanbao's old face was wrinkled with smile.

"Really?" Ali opened his eyes wide.

"Of course it's true. I, Sanbao, never break my promise." Mr. Sanbao smiled and touched A'li's head.

"Then can you give this to me first?" Ali pointed at the cat toy in Mr. Sanbao's hand and asked politely.

Mr. Sanbao, "Here you go, here you go, Doudoufei...Doudou...Hmm?"

Mr. Sanbao waved the cat toy, intending to play with A-li for a while, but he didn't expect that A-li, who had been slow just now, would suddenly move as fast as lightning. He grabbed the cat toy and stuffed it into his mouth. His mouth was like a bottomless abyss, and there was a suction force coming from it.

Mr. Sanbao suspected that if he didn't let go, he would probably be sucked in as well.

After a cat toy went into his stomach, Ah Li smacked his lips and politely extended his hand again, asking, "Anything else? This isn't enough."

"You eat this?" Mr. Sanbao, with nothing in his hands, was a little shocked.

Ali shook his head, "No."

Mr. Sanbao breathed a sigh of relief. He had heard that some exotic beasts liked to eat gold objects, but it was just a snack and could only be considered a quirk.

If this A'li is like this, I can still afford to support her.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to relax, A'li took out a big book from the treasure bag hanging around his neck.

The Complete Collection of Natural and Natural Treasures of Dongzhou

Ali spread the book out on the ground and flipped through it while ordering food from Mr. Sanbao.

"I want this as an appetizer. I've been really into Lingbao jade lately. The best quality is 500 years old. This kind of jade tastes the best and has a sweet aftertaste."

"Don't use the Sword Sect's flying sword as a staple food. The Sword Sect has recently changed their craftsmanship, and the new flying sword makes me cough and burns my throat when I eat it."

"Just give me ten bowls of braised pork with rice."

"For staple food, I'm eating this kind of spiritual energy ball now. It's best if it's made by a cultivator before the Spiritual Transformation Stage. If possible, add some refined gold powder, so that the taste will be more layered."

"I want to drink iced black jade paste. It has no calories and helps lose weight."

"For after-meal snacks, the elephant feed prepared by the Beast Taming Sect is very much to my liking. The pointy-headed ginseng grown in the Medicine King Valley would also be fine."

Mr. Sanbao was stunned by Ah Li's announcement. He only did a rough calculation and backed off, thinking that his small auction house couldn't afford to support this living father.

It just so happened that at this moment, Mr. Sanbao sensed the fluctuation of spiritual energy in the distant sky, and it was approaching him.

Mr. Sanbao thought that it was the monk who destroyed the forest here who had returned, so he subconsciously picked up A Li and retreated to a distance.

He had just retreated three feet when a flying boat appeared upright at the spot where he had just stood.

"Dragon thief, return my A-li to me."

Someone shouted in the smoke and dust.

(End of this chapter)