Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 147 Our Sword Sect is Fully Responsible
This booklet is essentially a suicide note and a legacy.

The old Taoist priest is hiding here, just as Jin Daoren said, in order to live a different life.

But the matter of the mortal immortals was only exaggerated by the old Taoist priest.

What he actually needs to do is to give up all his cultivation, and then go back on the Taoist path to find a way to immortality outside of the Longhu Mountain Taoism.

This matter goes against the will of heaven. The old Taoist priest can calculate the heavens and the earth, but he cannot calculate himself. He doesn't know whether this matter can be accomplished.

Therefore, he left some backup plans, including Xiao Tang, this suicide note, Huang Silang and the seven Six Paths Immortals.

The cause of this incident and why it has become the current situation are really all the responsibility of the Sword Sect.

The cause was a while ago, more than 160 years ago.

The old Taoist priest got lost and arrived in Qingjing, so he stopped by Jiange to ask for a cup of tea and chat with Zhengyi.

The old Taoist priest naturally knew what was wrong with Zhengyi's leg, so the topic turned to the six sects' path that stopped at Mahayana.

I don’t know what Zhengyi said, but at the end of the conversation, the old Taoist felt that Zhengyi was being sarcastic to him.

Laugh at him for being afraid of death, laugh at him for being reluctant to give up his Mahayana cultivation.

So, the old Taoist priest got angry.

Because he really couldn't bear to give up his cultivation, Zhengyi was right.

But even though he was not wrong, he was still angry, and the witty old Taoist priest also came up with an idea because of Zhengyi's ridicule.

Since you are reluctant to give up your cultivation, you might as well keep it for the time being.

If the new path is blocked at that time, he will return this cultivation to himself.

Having made up his mind, the old Taoist priest left Qingjing and came to this empty tomb in southern Yunnan to start his big plan.

Those big-headed Taoists are the containers where the old Taoist priest stores his cultivation.

But this was the first time that the old Taoist priest had done such an imaginative thing, so he encountered some problems.

That was the final step, and once he took it, he might die.

Even if he didn't die and the matter was accomplished, if he wanted to regret it in the future, it would be impossible for him to return to Mahayana as he had originally imagined.

But it only reaches the level of transformation into a god, and there are still hidden dangers.

The method the old Taoist priest came up with was not as safe as he thought.

So, the old Taoist priest was stuck in this situation for a hundred years. When he couldn't sleep, he could only read pornographic books to help him sleep.

The one who helped the old Taoist priest make up his mind was Zhang Ze.

Or maybe it's Zhang Ze's crappy book "The Way to Heaven"

Where there are books, there will naturally be pirated copies. Coincidentally, the bookstores in southern Yunnan have pirated copies of the first and second volumes of "The Guide to Heaven".

When Liu Dahai handed in his tribute a while ago, these two pirated books happened to be mixed in with it.

Just like the young monk was worried about the jujube tree, the old Taoist priest also saw something else in the book.

He thought the line "Live nine lives in reverse order and become an immortal in the mortal world" was truly wonderful.

And it was so wonderful that just a few days ago, the old master made up his mind to take the last step.

Try living your life backwards first.

This is what is recorded in the first half of this small book, and the rest is the inheritance and instructions of the old Taoist priest.

He also specifically mentioned that if he died, he should remember to burn the last few volumes of "Dao Tu Qi Tian" for him.

Zhang Ze put away the booklet. He didn't expect that the book he copied would have such a great influence.

"Objectively speaking, I think the Pavilion Master should bear the main responsibility, and I only bear secondary responsibility." Zhang Ze defended himself.

Ah Li lay cocooned in Zhang Ze's arms, looking up at him and saying, "But if you hadn't written that crappy book, things wouldn't have turned out like this."

Zhang Ze returned the booklet to Xiao Tang. He turned to ask Jin Dao Ren, "Has the old Taoist priest not succeeded yet?"

"The old Taoist priest said that he would light one outside." Taoist Jin couldn't remember what he was saying halfway through.

"If the incense burns, the master will die."

"If the incense burns out, the great task is accomplished. We must open the stone gate and welcome the Master out of the mountain."

The two yin and yang heads hugged each other tightly and spoke one after another.

"I think the Six Paths Sages will have to break up without these two." Ari whispered.

Zhang Ze nodded in agreement, "What about the spiritual incense?" Zhang Ze asked immediately.

Several big bosses, including Yin Yang, were stunned for a moment, with expressions as if they were drooling even though they were cured.

"The incense burns for three days. Is today the third, fourth, or fifth day?"

"Where did you put it?"

"I forgot"

The seven Six Paths Immortals began to count the date on their fingers, and Zhang Ze and Xiao Tang felt uneasy.

Zhang Ze suddenly realized one thing, that is, these big guys don’t know how to count.

Xiao Tang was a man of action. He immediately began searching the cave and soon found a small incense burner in a corner. Good news: the incense was still burning.

Bad news, I don’t know how many days the spiritual incense has been extinguished.

The old Taoist priest has lost all his cultivation and has long lost the ability to fast. I don’t know if he has any food around him.

It would be terrible if the old Taoist priest starved to death behind the stone gate.

"Hurry, open the door!" Huang Silang shouted.

When the old Taoist priest arranged this matter, it was not there. When it came back, it only knew that the old Taoist priest was doing something important.

It didn't ask for specific details, because after a hundred years of getting along, it knew that even if it asked those big guys, it wouldn't be able to get the answer.

But I didn't expect these people to be so confused.

"Oh, okay." As they said that, several big heads assumed the Kamehameha posture again, intending to blow open the stone gate.

"Stop, stop, stop! If the old Taoist priest is scratching the door on the opposite side, he will really die if you go down like this." Zhang Ze immediately called for a stop.

A'li wanted to use earth escape to go directly through the stone gate, but was bounced back directly.

Several big-headed Taoist priests reunited at this time and quickly remembered the correct way to open the stone door.

Their figures flashed to the front of the stone gate, and they clapped their hands on the ground at the same time, injecting the yin and yang energies, as well as the power of the five elements, into the magic circle under them.

The formation that locked the stone door collapsed, and several big heads worked together to lift the stone door up.

Zhang Ze and Xiao Tang slid in when there was just a crack in the stone gate.

Then they saw a strange scene.

Behind the stone gate is a tomb chamber.

The main coffin in the tomb chamber had its lid wide open, and a Taoist priest in a Taoist robe was crawling into the coffin, as if he was avoiding some danger.

A dark and thin monster like a mummy was grabbing the Taoist's calf, as if trying to pull him out.

They all had their backs to Zhang Ze and Xiao Tang, but they heard the sound of the stone door opening.

The mummy was suddenly stunned, and the Taoist took the opportunity to kick him in the chest, making him take a few steps back and almost fall down.

The Taoist priest also took the opportunity to get into the coffin, closed the lid and hid himself.

The mummy let out a strange cry from its throat, as if it was in pain from being kicked.

Seeing this, Xiao Tang took out the Fire Kirin and fired a series of shots at the mummy, but all the shots hit an air formation and did not hurt the mummy at all.

"Don't hurt my grandpa!" Xiao Tang shouted, he pinched the magic formula with his hand and summoned his Taoist sword.

At this time, the stone door had been completely opened, and the big heads also saw the scene inside the tomb.

They immediately figured out the situation while their clever intelligence from their recent fusion had not completely faded.

The seven Six Paths Immortals simultaneously kicked the mummy, "Don't hurt my master!"

Huang Silang was a man who had never been weaker than anyone else. He pulled out a small fork from somewhere and shouted, "Hey, Master, don't be afraid. I'm here to help you!"

After saying that, he also pounced on it and started poking the soles of the mummy's feet with the small fork.

And that mummy was indeed formidable. Even seven big-headed people in the Spirit Transformation Stage could not break that layer of energy formation even with their punches and kicks.

Zhang Ze watched for a while and felt that the nine-to-one righteousness over there was enough, so he decided not to get involved.

He came to the coffin and knocked on the coffin lid, "Master, please come out. It's safe outside."

But there was no human voice responding from the coffin, instead a series of grunting sounds came from inside.

"Hing-chi-chi, gurgling, hing-chi-chi."

Zhang Ze felt that the voice was very familiar, as if he had heard it just yesterday.

He immediately lifted the coffin lid with force and saw a familiar face in the coffin.

He saw a pair of bright big eyes, a small nose on the big face that was cutely turned upwards, a big mouth that stretched from the ears, and black and green monkey hair around the face.

Water monkey.

Although it was wearing a Taoist robe, no one knew how it got in.

But this thing is a water monkey.

so.
"Damn, stop fighting! You are hitting the old Taoist priest!" Zhang Ze rushed over and grabbed Xiao Tang who was about to avenge his grandfather.

　Today's Goblin Fantasy
　　Do you think there will suddenly be a 145cm tall black straight introverted and gentle

　　A legal loli with a rational and scientific worldview

　　Attracted by the setting and outline I sent and started chatting with me privately

　　Although it looks soft, it has its own persistence and benchmark in creation
　　I will complain to you angrily about the excessive entertainment of ACG products nowadays.
　　And invited me to explore the glory of past classics

　　After reading the grand setting document I carefully wrote (without changing a single word of the text)
　　He perfectly noticed all the highlights and easter eggs of my design and was deeply impressed.

　　So she blushed and asked if she could write book reviews and fan fiction for me for the rest of her life.

　　sad

　　
　
(End of this chapter)