Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 148: The more you drink, the more you become
The sweet wine makes my throat hurt.

The old Taoist priest sat on the small stool provided by Zhang Ze, wearing a single piece of clothing, holding a cup of warm sweet wine in one hand and rubbing the soles of his feet with the other.

The wine belongs to Zhang Ze, the heartache is caused by being kicked by the water monkey, and the foot pain is caused by being stabbed by Huang Silang.

His protective magic weapon can defend against experts but not weaklings. All the punches and kicks from Xiao Tang and Datou were blocked by the magic weapon.

But he couldn't defend against the water monkey's kick to the heart and Huang Silang's pokes to the soles of his feet at all.

But it’s not Xiao Tang’s fault that they were ruthless, because the old Taoist priest didn’t look like a good person before.

The old Taoist priest himself is very dark and thin. He is said to be a Taoist master, but in fact he looks more like a mountain dweller who digs for food in the mountains.

The water monkey had robbed him of his clothes and he was standing next to the coffin with his bare black butt. Everyone who saw him thought it was the old zombie coming back to life.

The few people who had just participated in the righteous nine-on-one fight were not feeling very comfortable now.

Huang Silang was busy massaging the old Taoist priest's shoulders and legs at this time, and he was too embarrassed to meet his gaze.

Xiao Tang stood behind the old Taoist priest, like a child who had done something wrong, with his head down and not saying a word.

As for those big heads, they squatted in the corner of the tomb, counting their fingers.

"I've figured it out. The water monkey crawled in from the inner tomb. I guess the water level of the Yulong River surged a while ago, and the spring and underground water veins were connected." After taking a walk around the tomb, Zhang Ze figured out the origin of the water monkey.

"So what should we do with it?" Zhang Ze pointed at the water monkey.

The water monkey had been captured at this time and was kneeling on the ground under the pressure of a talisman.

But it seemed very unconvinced, and kept baring its teeth at everyone and making strange noises.

The old Taoist priest pondered for a moment before speaking.

"I, the Taoist priest, have lived through this life, and this evil obstacle is my calamity in this life.

You all remember this, it is not an ordinary water monkey. It is a water monkey that kicked the head of Longhu Mountain. It is a water monkey that has been tainted by luck and karma.

Grandson, please warm up a glass of wine for me and don’t spill it.

See how I, Grandpa, will put an end to this evil relationship today."

Huang Silang used his little arm to nudge Xiao Tang's heel, and Xiao Tang finally reacted and quickly took the still warm wine glass from the old Taoist priest's hand.

"Is Grandpa okay?" Xiao Tang whispered to Zhang Ze, holding a wine glass in his hand.

"What kind of person is your grandfather? Although he has returned to practicing Qigong, he can definitely beat a water monkey with ease. You should learn well. This is what your grandfather is teaching you." Zhang Ze took a step back to make room for the old Taoist priest.

"Grandpa doesn't blame me?" Xiao Tang still felt a little uncomfortable. After all, he had been quite ruthless just now.

"Your grandfather calls you his grandson and asks you to get the wine. It's okay, just watch carefully." After comforting Xiao Tang, Zhang Ze looked towards the old Taoist priest.

When the sect leader was training him before, although the sword energy he released was only powerful enough to establish a foundation, each sword strike was incomprehensible.

Now that he has the opportunity to see the old Taoist priest in action, Zhang Ze also wants to see what the mysteries of the Longhu Mountain Taoism are.

The old Taoist priest stood calmly ten steps away from the water monkey and waved his hand.

He wanted to take back the talisman that suppressed the water monkey.

However, after waving his hands for a long time, the old Taoist priest remembered that his cultivation had dissipated and he no longer had the ability to capture objects out of thin air.

But he was not embarrassed. The old Taoist pretended that he was doing stretching exercises and spoke to Zhang Ze in a natural tone.

"Hey, the one from the Sword Sect, go get that talisman for me, the Taoist."

"Okay." Zhang Ze picked up a stone from the ground, snapped his fingers, and broke the talisman on the water monkey's head into two pieces.

The water monkey escaped from the trap, but did not run away. It seemed that it also sensed that a trace of opportunity had fallen upon it.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came into the water monkey's mind, and it vaguely saw the image of itself controlling the water.

As chance allowed and thanks to the old Taoist priest's luck, the water monkey's intelligence had been awakened.

It now has only one thought in its mind.

That is, it wants to become an immortal, and it wants to start from the water monkey!
The moment the water monkey's eyes became clear, the old Taoist priest immediately raised his hand and pointed behind the water monkey and shouted.

"Look! A female monkey!"

"Gujiji!?" The water monkey, who could understand human language but had no idea of ​​the evil nature of human hearts, subconsciously lowered his head.

Then it heard the old man opposite say another word.

"The magic magic of subduing demons is the Five Thunder Golden Light Talisman, and the evildoers will die!"

I don't know where the old Taoist priest took out the talisman from. The old man's hand speed was amazing. Before the water monkey could react, he threw out the talisman that could kill a Nascent Soul cultivator.

The backlash from forcibly casting the talisman was offset by a magical weapon on the old Taoist priest's body.

Zhang Ze saw a sudden flash of white light in front of his eyes and heard a few thunderclaps in his ears. When he regained his vision, there was not even a ash left of the water monkey.

Its dream of becoming an immortal from a water monkey was shattered before it even began.

The old Taoist priest threw his Taoist robe away casually, as if he had experienced a life-and-death battle, and took the wine glass back from Xiao Tang.

"Grandson! Have you learned it?"

"Yeah, I learned it, Grandpa!"

Ah Li, who was lying on Zhang Ze's shoulder, whispered, "What did Xiao Tang learn?"

Zhang Ze shook his head, "I don't know."

Because the old Taoist priest's technique was too abstract and not in line with his status, Zhang Ze's thoughts unconsciously slipped elsewhere.

He suddenly felt that it might be a good thing that the old Taoist priest had been wandering outside for so many years. If the old Taoist priest had stayed in Longhu Mountain honestly, then Longhu Mountain would be really ruined.

Just as Zhang Ze was in a daze, the old Taoist priest patted him on the shoulder.

"It's boring to have wine alone, let's have something to eat, preferably pork elbow, the fatter the better." said the old Taoist priest.
But this is a bit difficult. Although Zhang Ze's treasure bag is like a rag basket, filled with odds and ends, he has no habit of putting cooked food in it.

The half roast chicken had already gone into Huang Silang's stomach, and now Zhang Ze only had some dried fruits and melon seeds in his treasure bag.

"Are sunflower seeds okay?"

"Okay, let's have a bite first." The old Taoist priest took the bag of melon seeds handed to him by Zhang Ze and sat back on the small stool.

"Grandpa, can I have a fasting pill?" Xiao Tang took out his gourd.

"No, no, your grandpa never eats this. It makes me sick."

The old Taoist priest, who was in a good mood because he had solved the problem of the water monkey, sat on a small stool and drank happily, taking a bite of melon seeds and a sip of wine.

While drinking, he also instilled some strange and twisted ideas into Xiao Tang.

Zhang Ze saw that the pot of sweet wine in the old Taoist priest's hand was empty, so he took out a new pot from his treasure bag. However, he didn't notice that this pot of wine was given to him by Chen Qin before.

The alcohol that the junior sister drinks is a bit strong.

So after just one sip, the old Taoist priest blushed. But he was also stubborn and never said he couldn't drink it.

After forcing down several drinks, the old Taoist priest, who was clearly drunk, suddenly put his arm around Zhang Ze's shoulders. Patting him like a good brother, he said, "You are from the Sword Sect..."

"I think you have an extraordinary destiny, and you will definitely have great opportunities in the future.

You are also destined to be with Xiao Tang, and also with me, Old Tang, so we are father and son.

So I’m telling you, just listen to my advice, Old Tang… The Sword Sect is meaningless.

Especially that guy Zhengyi, what a jerk! His disciples and grand disciples must be no good either.

If you hang out with them, you'll be ruined.

If you do this, you're a traitor. You'll be gone from this Sword Sect! If you follow me, I'll let you be the headmaster...

Xiao Tang... he will be the next one after you. You have had enough, he will be the one. He has had enough, I will be the next.

Among the three of us, whoever is happy will take the position.

The three of us have the final say in Longhu Mountain.

What do you think? "

Zhang Ze, "?"

(End of this chapter)