Who let him join the Sword Sect!
Chapter 146: 6 out of 7 Immortals are Common Sense
Chapter 146: Seven of the Six Paths Sage are common sense
Although it is not known how the old Taoist priest did it, these stone Taoist priests in the Spirit Transformation Stage are indeed the work of the old Taoist priest.
After a brief conversation with these big-headed Taoist priests, Zhang Zexin said that the old Taoist priest was worthy of being called the old Taoist priest.
What he produced also had some flaws.
These stone Taoists cannot count, or they have intellectual problems.
They count but not themselves.
The big-headed Taoist priest in the lead raised his thick finger and pointed at the heads of the other Taoist priests, "One, two, three, four, five, six."
"I...there are six of us." He spoke haltingly.
Seeing the looks of these Taoists, even Xiao Tang was speechless, while Huang Silang, who was lying on Xiao Tang's head, was obviously used to it.
"You see, there's nothing wrong with me naming them Six Paths Sage." said the naming master Huang Silang.
Zhang Ze thought about it and decided not to dwell on this somewhat stupid question anymore.
"I wonder what my names should be," he asked.
But this simple question seems to be a bit difficult for these bigwigs.
In order to play tricks, Huang Silang used their names and called them the Six Paths Sage.
The old Taoist priest usually calls them Big Head, so they don’t know what to call themselves.
The big heads squatted aside, gathered together and began to study their own names.
Not sure if it was an illusion, but Zhang Ze felt that after they got closer, their IQ seemed to be higher and their speech became much more fluent.
Although I still don’t know how to count.
After discussing for a while, the big-headed Taoists dispersed again, and their not-so-bright IQs began to fade away like the tide as they distanced themselves from each other.
"We are all stubborn stones enlightened by our Master."
"We have different teachers, so we plan to use the magic we learned to call ourselves..."
"I am the Golden Taoist." The first big-headed Taoist's entire body turned golden.
The four people behind him also began to change colors and introduced themselves as Wood Taoist, Water Taoist...
Zhang Ze greeted the five Taoists whose expressions had changed one by one, and then he looked at the last two.
The two men now had one white face and one black face.
The white-faced big head bowed to Zhang Ze and said, "I am Taoist Yang."
Just as Hei Lian was about to introduce himself, the clever Ah Li suddenly said, "I understand, you are Yin..."
However, before he could finish his words, Zhang Ze picked him up and covered his mouth.
There are some things that children should not say casually.
Not counting the previous life, from the time he was born in Lunshidan, A'li was just a baby less than three months old.
"Okay, we understand. You don't have to say anything." Zhang Ze smiled awkwardly at the black-faced Taoist.
The Taoist with a dark face was a little puzzled, but he nodded and said no more.
However, Zhang Ze has no problem for the time being, but those big guys have problems.
"Who are you? Why are you looking for Master?" asked Taoist Jin.
Although Zhang Ze introduced himself at the beginning, these big bosses didn't seem to remember him.
The big heads suddenly changed their previous kind and dull expressions, and their hands lit up with the light of yin and yang, and the five elements of Taoism.
ready.
It seems that if Zhang Ze and Xiao Tang's answers do not satisfy them, these people will resort to a righteous seven-on-two fight.
"You, you big heads! Stop, stop, stop! This is the old Taoist priest's little grandson!" Huang Silang didn't know what was wrong with these people today. He jumped to the ground and waved his little hands to stop the big heads who suddenly started to go crazy.
"Really?" Taoist Wood tilted his head and looked at Xiao Tang. "I have some impression. There was indeed a child back then." Taoist Fire nodded.
"Stay away from me, it's too hot." The Water Taoist nudged the Fire Taoist with his elbow.
But as the two of them moved away, his intelligence obviously declined a lot. The water Taoist dispersed the spells in his hands and looked around in confusion, as if he had forgotten what he was going to do.
The smartest ones were the Yin and Yang Taoists who were hugging each other in a somewhat perverted posture and performing a combination of skills.
"Do you have any evidence?" They finally asked a somewhat constructive question.
"Yes, Xiao Tang!" Zhang Ze patted Xiao Tang, who had never seen the world.
Xiao Tang quickly took out the old Taoist priest's tattered book and his own Dragon and Tiger Mountain waist badge.
The seven Taoists took the two tokens and got together again. After rigorous logical reasoning, they acknowledged Xiao Tang's identity.
Zhang Ze was also regarded as a good person by the way.
"Sorry, we suddenly remembered that our master asked us a few days ago to..." Mu Dao Ren said the last sentence, but he couldn't remember the word.
"Idiot, Master asked us to protect him." Yin and Yang, who were at the pinnacle of intelligence among the Six Paths Sage, looked down on their other brothers.
"Yes, Protector, no one else can get close." The remaining five said in unison.
After saying that, they looked at the huge stone door at the end of the cave. The stone door was now completely sealed, leaving no gap.
"So, what is my grandpa doing?" Xiao Tang asked curiously after looking at the stone door.
In order to ensure smooth communication, several big-headed Taoist priests are now very close to each other, and their seven big faces are like a wall in front of Zhang Ze and Xiao Tang.
Their intelligence reached its highest point at this time, and they finally found the instructions of the old master a few days ago in their almost empty brains.
"Master said that he has figured it out. He wants to live his life in reverse and become an immortal in the mortal world," said the Taoist priest.
Zhang Ze, "Huh?"
Zhang Ze felt that he had come to the wrong place. He glanced at the stone gate, fearing that a red-haired old monster with an unknown age would suddenly jump out from behind the stone gate.
Xiao Tang didn’t think as much as Zhang Ze, but he didn’t understand it either.
Seeing that the two were confused, Taoist Jin wanted to explain, but the question was too profound.
Even if the Six Paths Sages worked together and their intelligence reached its peak, they would not be able to explain it clearly.
Taoist Jin fumbled with his tattered Taoist robe, took out a small booklet from it and handed it over.
Zhang Ze wanted to take it, but Jin Dao Ren didn't give it to him and handed it to Xiao Tang instead.
"This was given to us by our master a few days ago." Taoist Jin thought for a moment and continued, "Master said that if anything happened to him, he would leave this booklet to someone who was destined to receive it. But he's fine now, so uh, take a look at it yourself. I don't understand."
Xiao Tang took it, flipped through it and handed it to Zhang Ze with an expression as if he wanted to say something but hesitated.
Zhang Ze took the wrinkled booklet, opened the first page, and then he was stunned.
Ali followed Huang Silang's example and climbed onto Zhang Ze's head. He found a comfortable position and lay down, looking down at the booklet in Zhang Ze's hand.
"Heh, it's all your Sword Sect's fault," A'ri commented.
Zhang Ze wanted to refute, but it seemed that what A Li said was indeed correct. Judging from the words on the first page, it was indeed their responsibility.
"It's all our Sword Sect's responsibility. A'li, you are paid by the Sword Sect, and you are not allowed to stay out of this matter at a time like this." Zhang Ze took A'li off his head and held her in his arms.
"I have a legitimate business in Qianji Pavilion Pedestrian Street. I'm a self-employed individual. This matter can't be blamed on me." A'li argued cunningly.
There were only two sentences on the first page of the small notebook in Zhang Ze's hand.
[If someone is destined to inherit my legacy, please tell the Sword Sect a message for me.]
[Zhengyi, you ignorant and foolish boy, how could I be a coward who is afraid of death? Pah.]
The head of Longhu Mountain confronted the leader of Jianzong, so it was no wonder that Xiao Tang had that expression just now. Zhang Ze couldn't comment on this matter, so he could only continue watching.
(End of this chapter)
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