Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 30 Naruto's Diary (Part )

June 6th, shock!

Today I bought a large bag of water balls and prepared to start the first stage of training the Rasengan. I was originally planning to make balls with one hand, so I was prepared to wait for a while, and finally, I succeeded in less than an hour!
As expected of me! (Just kidding, it must be because I used the Nine-Tails Chakra to practice before)
Then just as I was about to proceed to the second stage, Sasuke suddenly appeared from nowhere and began to ask me what I was doing in a very awkward manner, saying that he had been observing me for a long time.

Is this version of Sasuke so idle?
I wanted to get rid of him quickly, so I said, "You should take advantage of the time to familiarize yourself with your Sharingan and get the three magatama soon." Sasuke's eyes widened and he kept asking me how I knew.

What can I say? I can’t say I’ve read the original novel, right?

Then an idea suddenly occurred to me, and I said that I learned all this from reading Kakashi teacher's book.

Wasn't Kakashi always reading a book? On the surface, it was a romance book, but in reality, it contained tips on how to use the Sharingan. He'd used a "Paradise of Intimacy" cover to avoid suspicion.

Then Sasuke walked away thoughtfully... Well, I hope the boss is okay.

……

On June 6, I "ran into" Hinata near the training ground. I warmly invited her to go to Ichiraku for a visit, but on the way, whenever I got a little closer, Hinata's face would turn red and she would look like she was about to faint.

This is a difficult situation! What's the point of having a relationship if we can't even have physical contact? It seems like the only option is to take a long-term approach and slowly desensitize.

Then she finished more than a dozen bowls of ramen...

I wondered if the Big Eater character wasn't an original anime setting? Could it be that this Ninja World follows the anime setting? Or perhaps, is it both in the anime and the manga?
Let’s go, let’s go, I’d better go find my Tiantian.

We found her family's ninja tool shop, and I first offered to help clean up the ninja tools. Then, while she was cleaning up, I accidentally touched her little hand, leaned very close to her, and so on.

Zhonghua Niang's little hands were slippery, and I was able to touch them, hehehe~
Tiantian looked quite shy, but she didn't resist too much.

It won’t take long to get it!
On the way home in the evening, I ran into Xiaoying again while she was buying groceries. She casually asked if she wanted to come to my house for dinner. Of course, I agreed and had dinner with her family.

After eating, we talked about the plot for a while, and then she said that she missed home a little.

Seeing that she was in a particularly low mood, I said, it took you 6000 attempts to kill the Valkyrie alone at level without taking any damage. This difficulty of being homesick is definitely no problem for you!
Then she corrected herself, saying it was 6231 times...

I'm sleepy, so I went home. It's boring.

……

On June 6, Kakashi finally recommended the three of us to take part in the Chunin Exam. When I thought that Iruka might kidnap Moegi later, I first tied up the three members of Konohamaru in the wild, and then beat up the assassins who came.

Hey, why do I feel like the assassin is here to rescue people?
But Iruka must have passed the test. Afterwards, I told Konohamaru, "It seems your ninja awareness is still not up to par. What if I'm a bad guy in disguise? I'm really in trouble today. As a punishment, he should buy us all some Ichiraku Ramen."

Konohamaru was very angry with me, so I promised him that I would teach him Shadow Clone and Harem Techniques later, and only then did he give up.

In the evening, I met Iruka, who also said he would treat me to ramen and asked me about my recent situation for a long time.

Ah my Iruka, my true father!
Today is another day for free ramen~
……

On June 6, more and more ninjas from other villages began to arrive in Konoha Village, and I began to consciously take Konohamaru and the others away from the village and go to the forest to train.

But I can't guarantee that there won't be any new travelers sneaking in.

Show off in front of Temari... I'll leave the opportunity to show off in public for later.

During this period of time, I also observed Konohamaru and found no signs of being possessed by another body. So is it possible that all the time travelers arrived in the ninja world at the same time?

Or did the time travelers come in batches?
Well, I hope it’s not the second possibility.

After writing the last sentence, Naruto read the diary from beginning to end, and finally tore it into pieces and threw them in different places.

……

July 7. Ming and Ying met up near the Ninja School fifteen minutes early.

According to the original work, the initial test was conducted by Ibiki. Naruto, who originally thought that he could pass the test by simply handing in a blank paper, was poured a bucket of cold water on the head by Sakura.

"You said Ibiki might not be the examiner for the first round?" Naruto said in shock.

Sakura, with dark circles under her eyes, said in a deep voice, "It was only when I was about to fall asleep last night that I realized that Ibiki might be busy interrogating Haku and Zabuza during this period. He might not be able to spare the time to take charge of the exam."

"But... maybe I can't spare the time."

"Well, just saying maybe."

Sakura paused, then continued, "Actually, I don't think it matters how the exam goes. In the end, it's likely that only Shikamaru will have a chance of passing. But that's not the problem. The main problem is the time traveler."

"There's no way. Even Orochimaru managed to sneak into the Chunin Exam, let alone a time traveler."

Naruto pinched his aching brow and asked, "By the way, did your right eyelid twitch today?"

"No."

After hearing this, Naruto breathed a sigh of relief.

Naruto had only recently heard about the fact that bad things would happen whenever Sakura's right eyelid twitched.

"He's here, be careful what you say."

Naruto followed Sakura's gaze and saw Sasuke walking over with a gloomy look on his face.

A few days ago, he specifically asked Kakashi for "Intimate Paradise", and Kakashi once suspected that he had reached puberty.

My little brother is not taking revenge, but is flying empty instead?
Later, after Sasuke had tried to persuade him, Kakashi reluctantly said that this was really... that kind of... oh, it's hard to say!
In short, it definitely has nothing to do with the Sharingan!
In order to prevent Sasuke from returning empty-handed, Kakashi gave Sasuke some pointers on how to use the Sharingan, and also told him the origin of his eyes.

Sasuke slowly clenched his fists, but there was a hint of hesitation in his eyes when he looked at Naruto.

You said to beat Naruto, Kakashi did share some useful information, but if you don’t beat him, you will feel uncomfortable.

"Naruto, I'm looking forward to it," Sasuke said in a low voice, "having a fair fight with you!"

Naruto tilted his head, "Fine, I won't use the power of the Nine-Tails to fight you."

"You!" Sasuke felt like he was being mocked.

"Really? I can't possibly beat you to death," Naruto said, his eyes widening. "You're an Avenger. How can an Avenger be killed by his teammates?"

Sasuke laughed angrily and immediately expressed his desire to exchange martial arts with Naruto.

However, before Sasuke could roll up his sleeves, he heard a girl's cry from a distance:

"Naruto!"

But Tenten, Neji and Rock Lee slowly walked over, especially Tenten, whose eyes were filled with smiles when she saw Naruto.

Naruto said heartbroken.

He turned stiffly to Sakura beside him.

The latter looked at him coldly and took out a pair of gloves from his pocket.

(End of this chapter)