Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 29 Naruto's Diary (Part )

The rest of the people took off their hats. The tall one was Kakashi, the one at the bottom of the mountain was Neji, and there were Sasuke, Sakura, and Tenten who were fishing at other spots.

After confirming Cardo's whereabouts, all that remained was to capture him without harming any innocent people.

It is best to be able to defeat the enemy without bloodshed.

During this process, having Cardo constantly talk and converse with different "local bosses" can allow him to focus on the conversation itself and ignore details that are easy to reveal. Therefore, Naruto and his team deliberately set up twists and turns when polishing the "script".

Cardo looked at the few people with a cold expression, and suddenly he had the idea of ​​sacrificing himself for carelessness.

He quietly moved his hands to his waist.

"You saw it all," Sakura said calmly, "Don't try to play tricks, or you'll have to suffer some physical pain."

Naruto added, "After all this fuss, is this the level of our dear king?"

Kakashi also stepped forward: "Anyway, surrender."

Cardo looked around, the resentment in his heart erupting like a gusher. I just made my debut not long ago, and you want to put me in jail?

Shit, do you really think I’m a chaebol?
Even chaebols wouldn't get this kind of treatment, right?!

Cardo glared at everyone fiercely and roared at them: ",!"

[Damn you bastards, go to hell!]

With that, he pulled out a dagger from his waist and charged towards everyone... before being subdued by Naruto in a second.

But as soon as these words came out, several people showed confused expressions.

Tiantian murmured: "What is he talking about..."

Kakashi, Sasuke, and Neji also looked a little confused.

Naruto expressionlessly took out a towel and covered Cardo's mouth tightly: "It's a secret code between their relatives."

"Huh?" Everyone looked at Naruto.

"I learned a few phrases while lurking in the gathering place, like 'xiba' for 'salute' and 'ke ei si ei ge yi' for 'loyalty'."

"I see," Tiantian's eyes sparkled, "Naruto is amazing, he can actually lurk in the gathering place."

"Do you know what a gathering place is?" Neji asked from the side.

"do not know."

"..."

Sakura glanced at Naruto and tried to smooth things over: "Anyway, this guy has a strong ability to deceive people. I suggest that we don't let him say a word before taking him back to Konoha."

To be on the safe side, Cardo cannot say too much.

"Well, it's decided." Kakashi nodded.

……

【Naruto's Diary】

In Konoha's 64th year, the first Wave Kingdom raid concluded. Haku, Zabuza, and Kado were to be brought to Konoha to await trial. I also took time to gather my thoughts, reviewing my actions in a diary, and preparing for any future suspicions from Konoha's higher-ups.

Of course, the diary is written in Chinese, and I will destroy it after reading it a few times.

After all, there were a few places where I behaved abnormally. To sum it up in one sentence - some parts were too witty and not "Naruto-esque" enough.

I plan to find an opportunity to put all the blame on the Nine-Tailed Fox, the evil tailed beast's idea. What does it have to do with me, Uzumaki Naruto?
In addition, the Korean that Cardo spoke before he was captured reminded me that when I traveled to this world, I seemed to have learned Japanese naturally, and I talked to my companions unconsciously, but I would occasionally switch back to Chinese when talking to Sakura.

It would be better to communicate in Chinese in important private chats in the future.

I'll record this here first. Come to play with me every day, hehe. ...

On June 6, when the bridge was about to be completed, Cardo used a rock to cut the rope and was caught by me while escaping.

He was shouting and yelling, saying "I am the protagonist" and "You insects are not worthy of breathing the same air with me". I treated him to some dragon fruit, and he said he felt much more sober.

Then I started to tease him, and he started complaining about society and his fate. But when he started to curse his mother, I punched him and knocked out his front teeth. What bad luck! How could there be such a useless person!

But I also started to think about a question: What if Cardo returns to Konoha and is tortured by someone like Ibiki to reveal the truth about his time travel?

This child cannot be kept!

……

On June 6, the bridge was completed. Sakura and I planned to let Cardo escape again and led him deep into the woods.

I had prepared various traps there in advance, and originally wanted to let Cardo fend for himself, but the trap ended up hurting a wild boar in the woods. Then the wild boar exploded, broke free from the trap, and while running wildly on the road, it hit Cardo's abdomen!

He quickly fell to the ground, and by the time Kakashi and the others arrived, he had lost too much blood to be saved.

Late that night, Sakura came to me with red eyes and asked if what we were doing was considered murder?

Sakura and I are the same. Although we have experienced many battles, we have never actually killed anyone. Moreover, for a girl born in modern times, watching someone slowly lose their life in a hidden place is too cruel.

I told her what Cardo had said, and said that according to the dialect in my hometown, this is not called committing sins, but accumulating merits.

She finally stopped crying, and then asked if she could sleep next to me for one night, and I agreed.

Hiss, Sakura-chan's waist keeps leaning towards me, it's really difficult for me!

Are you using this to test your officers?!
……

On June 6rd, I returned to Konoha and it really felt like I was back home.

Unexpectedly, Hiruzen came to visit me at home in person, gave me some fresh fruits and vegetables, and said that he had asked someone to clear out all the expired food in the refrigerator.

Haha, you might as well just say, I have a spare key to your house!

Following the speech I had prepared on the way back, I began to vividly describe how the Nine-Tailed Fox had influenced me, and emphasized the Nine-Tailed Fox's wisdom, implying that many of the ideas I had during my time in the Land of Waves were thought up with the help of the Nine-Tailed Fox.

Hiruzen showed concern at the right time and asked me if I had any adverse reactions, and I said no.

He was silent for a moment, chatted with me for a while, and then left. Before leaving, he reminded me not to take Konohamaru to do anything strange.

Hehe, old man, you don’t want Konohamaru to be led astray by me, right?

In short, I want to build closer relationships with Konohamaru. Being alone is cool, but having connections is obviously more stable.

……

On June 6th, Sakura found time to visit Shiro, asking if they could exchange some tips on Ice Release. I doubt it's going to work out, given how sensitive the situation is right now. I'm afraid Konoha will need to spend time managing its relationship with Kirigakure and won't be allowing anyone to visit.

But Sakura reminded me, so I started to take time to continue practicing the control of the Nine-Tails' chakra.

What’s surprising is that I can actually walk on water independently without any practice!
This means that controlling the Nine-Tails Chakra during this period has brought me huge benefits.

Well, further training can also be carried out, including but not limited to: flying with the Nine-Tails Chakra, fighting, running, writing calligraphy, painting, building blocks, threading a needle...

What does it mean to finely control chakra? (Tactical retreat jpg)

……

June 6th, shock!

(End of this chapter)