Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 28 Friends no prisoners yes!

Naruto covered his head and bared his teeth, "Is there any news about Cardo?"

Kakashi nodded. "He's been spotted at the border of Wave Country. It seems he's planning to sneak into a foreign country and start a new life."

After Team 7 wiped out Zabuza's forces, they spent several more days eliminating hidden dens of all sizes. During this process, Inari ran around, calling on the frightened workers to come out and build the bridge again.

But Cardo was already one of the richest men in the world, and he still has the ability to make a comeback.

Naruto thought for a moment, then smiled at Kakashi and said, "Boss, I do have an idea."

"Oh?" Kakashi became interested: "Tell me about it."

……

The border of Wave Country.

The sea breeze, carrying a salty, damp scent, blew past the towering masts. Warehouses stood neatly in the distance. By the harbor, the azure waters shimmered, waves gently lapping against the embankment.

Cardo changed into work clothes, put on a long hat, and kept scanning the crowd on the coast.

He was only one step away from escaping from this troubled place and starting over in an unfamiliar place.

Come to think of it, he was a little overwhelmed when he just came to this hellhole.

In his previous life, his looks were not as handsome as Gong Yoo, but he was also a rare talent. With a pair of long and straight legs, his friends and relatives said that he was simply Lee Kwang Soo's stand-in... Well, to put it another way, Lee Kwang Soo looked pretty good too.

However, his experience has nothing to do with Lee Kwang Soo's. He took the civil service exam for five consecutive years, but his results were nothing. He had no choice but to work as a cashier in a supermarket while preparing for the exam.

He prides himself on being very hardworking. For example, every morning he would copy down all the knowledge points he learned yesterday, and the notebooks filled with words would be piled up in the compartment. Another example is that he borrowed money from his mother to enroll in a large number of cram schools... Yes, he borrowed money, and he would pay it back as soon as he got a job and made money.

But his mother didn't understand him. She actually said that these notebooks took up too much space at home and should be thrown away as waste!

Damn it, how can he just throw this away? This is proof of his hard work!
Later, his internal conflicts became more and more serious. Fortunately, his friend invited him to participate in a group sharing session. Everyone confided in each other and licked each other's wounds. He finally felt the long-lost warmth.

Things happened naturally afterwards. He gradually gained the attention of his team leader and was recommended to participate in training, where he learned advanced concepts such as "sacred doctrine" and "spiritual awakening".

He was skeptical at first, but the patriarch said that these could solve all the problems facing mankind and placed high hopes on him.

My friend, you have the chance to become the savior of mankind!

From birth to now, he had never been so respected by anyone. The clan leader's words were like a heavy hammer, completely shattering his psychological defenses.

He began to spread the organization's teachings to everyone around him. Later, he simply stopped preparing for the exam. After all, how could preparing for the exam be as important as saving the world?
Throughout this whole process, my mom was the only one who firmly opposed it from beginning to end, even threatening to report me to the organization. He was furious. It was fine if she didn't support me when I was preparing for the exam, but now she's trying to stop me from saving the world. Can't she just stand by me?!

Okay, okay, don’t expect to get the tuition money back!

Later, it seemed that he had tried too hard and passed out. When he opened his eyes, he saw a completely new and strange world and this short and bloated body.

Damn it! How did it get on such an ugly body...Oh, he's a rich man, that's fine.

Why did I travel through time? Because I worked hard to save others in my previous life, so God rewarded me and allowed me to enjoy life in this life.

As long as Koreans are alive, they cannot live without chaebols, but isn’t it enough for me to be a chaebol?
But I cannot be complacent. I must continue to preach in God's kingdom and let the light of truth shine on the earth.

Hiss, wait, there seems to be a profession called ninja in this world. It looks so familiar. I seem to have heard of it somewhere in my previous life?

Never mind, for now I’ll continue preaching in the Land of Waves. It looks like this should be the Novice Village, and my great journey begins here.

Damn it, what’s wrong with these people? Can’t they even handle a three-person escort team?

Tsk, the newly built settlement was robbed, and the highly paid assassin was defeated. What's going on? I'm the protagonist! That guy named Daz is hiding... that bastard! I'll have my friends search the mountain! Let's see what you're going to do!
It’s over, it’s over, it’s over, they are coming to attack, we have to run away quickly.

It's the Ninja! The key to all of this is the Ninja. Damn it, why is it that every time I want to do something big, there is an obstacle that appears, and I clearly haven't done anything wrong!

You Konoha bastards are as clueless as Mom... Wait, wait until I make a comeback, I'm still a hero! In the words of Chow Yun-fat, this is called a hero's character!

Cardo finally locked onto several people who were suspected to be snakeheads. He began to slowly approach them one by one and kept observing them.

"My dear...my friend, would you like to take the water route?"

The man turned his head, lowered the brim of his hat, and made a five sign.

Ka Duo was surprised, but the price was a little high, which surprised him: "Friend, I don't have much cash with me, so I'll give you a discount and introduce you to more customers later."

The man revealed a blue pupil: "Introducing guests? Are you stupid?"

Cardon felt his blood rushing up, and just as he was about to argue with the man, he was immediately pulled away by another tall man.

The tall man lowered his voice and said angrily, "Are you crazy? That man is a ninja from Konoha. He came here specifically to fish!"

Cardo was horrified, but remained calm on the surface: "Why do you say he is a Konoha ninja?"

"Look at his eyes! Idiot, this is one of the ninjas guarding Daz, his name is Uzumaki Naruto. Now look at his hair."

Cardo looked closely and saw that there was indeed a little yellow hair showing around the man's hat!
"I was so scared, luckily he didn't recognize me..." Cardo was secretly shocked and immediately hurried to catch up with the tall man.

When they reached a dark corner, the tall man told Cardo another number.

"What? More expensive than the guy just now!?" Cardo's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but wonder if he was being fooled.

"If you want to walk, go ahead. If not, get lost. This is a customized service. Meals are provided throughout the trip, and a map is given after you get ashore. Do you understand?"

At this time, another person walked over with his hat lowered, and the tall man immediately showed vigilance in his eyes.

"Down the mountain, can we please keep our distance? This is the business I brought in."

The man named Yamashita looked at Cardo and said with a smile, "Brother, I've been paying attention to you for a long time. Do you think you want to take the water route?"

"My price is half his, and I also provide food and accommodation."

The tall man was angry and immediately took something out of his pocket.

Upon seeing this, Cardo quickly held down the tall man, quietly handed him a piece of silver, sent him away, and asked the man down the mountain some more questions before officially finalizing the price.

He continued to turn left and right down the mountain, and finally came to a hidden shore where an opaque houseboat was docked.

"right here?"

"Correct."

Cardo walked in carefully, but there was no one inside.

He was just wondering when several more people walked in from behind.

"Hey, dear friend." The young man with blue eyes and yellow hair took off his hat and looked at Cardo expressionlessly.

(End of this chapter)