Witty Naruto Life

Chapter 31 An unknown graffiti
This is definitely not a Shura field!

Naruto had never done anything that crossed the line with Tenten. Moreover, his previous interactions with Tenten could be described as just banter between friends, and he had never flirted with Sakura.

As friends, it's normal to talk to each other occasionally and have some physical contact, right?

Besides, Sakura is not Naruto’s confidante, and their friendship now is at most a revolutionary friendship.

That's right, revolutionary friendship. Naruto felt that he had found his niche perfectly.

So she is unreasonable to be angry!
But considering that this girl, apart from being good at games, still had the mind of a little girl and was a little sensitive and fragile, Naruto subconsciously explained to Sakura:

"I went to purchase some ninja tools for her family a few days ago and took care of her business, so she'll be in a better mood when she sees me."

Sakura said nothing, just staring at Tenten as she walked towards him with a smile: "Naruto, when will you come to see me again?"

Naruto had already made an appointment with Tenten that he would play with her when he had time.

After all, most of her time was either watching the store or going on missions with the physical training class. Gai and Lee had an obvious lack of emotional intelligence, so only Neci would occasionally talk to her.

The appearance of Naruto made her dull life suddenly become interesting.

"Hmm?" Sakura's voice rose unconsciously and she looked at Naruto.

"Ah~ You mean purchasing ninja tools, right? I'll come find you once I pass the preliminary test." Naruto ignored the confusion in Tenten's eyes and said hello to the back: "Hey, Li, long time no see."

Xiao Li walked forward solemnly and looked at Xiao Ying with burning eyes.

"Finally... If you don't come, I'll get a big bump on my head again." Naruto secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

According to the original novel, it is now Li's turn to perform.

Li Zhengzhong stepped forward, his teeth showing off confidently, "Your name is Xiaoying, right? I've been paying attention to you for a long time, and there have always been many boys pursuing you..."

But before he could finish, Sakura waved her hand and said, "No, there's absolutely no chance for us. Speaking of which, Naruto..."

"Ah?" Xiao Li felt as if he had fallen into an icy cave. He didn't expect the girl in front of him to react so calmly.

Moreover, all the attention seemed to be focused on Naruto who kept explaining beside him.

"Naruto-kun..." Xiao Li murmured softly, his eyes burning with fighting spirit.

I didn't have enough fun playing with him last time, so this time I must find a chance to test his cards!

Neji from the back stepped forward, "Let's go, Lee, Tenten."

After saying that, he looked at Naruto deeply and walked forward. Tenten and Li hesitated for a moment and followed him.

After returning to Konoha, Neji found time to ask the elders of his family, and found out that the infamous Nine-Tails was living in this person's body.

In other words, he thrived in the contempt of the villagers and was able to easily deal with Li's physical skills.

Not simple...

After a while, Class 7 also walked towards the classroom, and the atmosphere was a little subtle.

Sakura didn't buy what Naruto said at all, but after being distracted by Rock Lee, she couldn't think of what to say and was brushed off by Naruto's rapid-fire response.

She suddenly felt a tightness in her chest—not secondary development.

Seeing that his powerful peers were all focusing their attention on Naruto, Sasuke felt a surge of anger in his heart, unable to vent it.

Seeing that the situation had finally calmed down, Naruto breathed a sigh of relief and suddenly became calm.

The three of them arrived at the classroom, and just like in the original story, the door was blocked by two disguised special jonin, Izumo and Kotetsu.

"Hmm, it seems that there are no time travelers nearby...eh?" Naruto was thinking, but he saw Sakura walking over with an expressionless face, and visible blue chakra suddenly gathered in her right fist.

"Listen, a Chunin is equivalent to a squadron leader in a unit. He is responsible for any mission failure or the death of his subordinates... Wait, what are you going to do?!"

Before Izumo could finish his words, a girl with a pink high ponytail rushed over like a tiger, and smashed her fist with a sonic boom into the floor in front of the two of them!

"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

The surrounding Genin were unable to react and were knocked down by the blast of energy from the fist hitting the floor, looking quite embarrassed. Before Izumo could react, Zitie beside him signaled him not to move.

The boy in blue clothes and black hair was pressing a kunai against the back of Izumo's neck, and Zitie also pressed the long-handled kunai on his back against Sasuke's chest.

Sakura kept pounding the ground and stared at the two of them: "Stop playing these illusion tricks and get out of here."

Naruto was stunned. Were these two people hit by a cannon? Why are they so reckless!?

He quickly stopped Sakura who was about to beat up the two of them, and quickly signaled Sasuke to put down the kunai, saying that he would have a good talk with the two brothers.

Naruto smiled apologetically, "Haha, sorry, my two partners are in a bad mood today. I apologize to you."

"Everyone's pressed for time. Why don't you two remove the illusion? Honestly, everyone can see through it."

Sasuke couldn't help but glance at Naruto. So you're the peacemaker, right?
Zi Tie's face was twisted with anger. Are all Genin nowadays so arrogant?
Just as he was about to attack, he suddenly felt his hand lighten. He looked forward and saw that the long-handled kunai in front of the black-haired boy had broken into two pieces!

He suddenly turned to the blond-haired, blue-eyed young man, who looked at Zitie with a playful expression. "Saying the same thing once or twice is fine, but saying it again is rude, don't you think?"

For some reason, Zitie felt a strong sense of rebellion in his chest, and the hairs on his body stood up.

It seemed like his eyes were red just a moment ago... Was I seeing things?

"Count, count that you pass." Izumo broke the illusion, allowing everyone to pass, and left with Zitie.

The Genin stared at Naruto blankly, somewhat doubting their lives.

His methods were a bit too advanced for them. Was this really the level of a Genin?

In the shadows, the two took several deep breaths in a corner. Izumo said softly, "The pressure that just came..."

"It's very strange," Zitie murmured, "I seemed to feel something, but the feeling disappeared all of a sudden."

"That boy's trick," Izumo reminded, and then sighed, "It seems this Chunin Exam will be interesting."

Because the moment came and went quickly, the two of them did not have any distracting thoughts.

the other side.

"What move did you just use?" Sasuke couldn't help but ask Naruto.

"Keep it a secret." Naruto smiled mysteriously and did not respond.

Sasuke snorted coldly, turned his head away, and digested the shock in his heart alone.

Sakura lowered her voice and asked, "Is it the Nine-Tailed Fox?"

"Ah."

This was the result of Naruto's special training during this period. He condensed a little bit of Nine-Tails' chakra into a thin silk thread, increased its hardness to the maximum, and then instantly split the kunai in Zitetsu's hand into two halves.

There are many similar operations. As a ninja, his assassination ability has been greatly improved.

The three of them quickly arrived at the classroom door, where Kakashi was waiting.

"All three of you are here, which is not surprising." Kakashi smiled and said, "Are you ready?"

"Of course." Naruto said, and was about to push open the door and walk into the classroom.

Suddenly, Sakura patted Naruto's shoulder with an extremely serious expression.

Naruto followed Sakura's gaze.

The scorching July sun shone through the window onto the three of them, and near the window, there was a faint, small graffiti that would go unnoticed unless one looked closely.

Naruto took a closer look.

The graffiti was a picture of a boy with a hedgehog head, fox whiskers, and sticking out his tongue.

Naruto only felt a chill running from his heels to the top of his head.

(End of this chapter)