The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 503 Ellipsis is a profound subject
Is this right?
Right?
Isn't it right?
Is that right?
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Look! The left brain unleashed a powerful attack on the right brain, a truly spectacular move! The wrinkles on the right brain were completely smoothed out. Can it fight on? Yes! It can! It stood up! It didn't disappoint its fans; the right brain not only stood up, but it launched a combo! It even executed a series of attacks! Left and right straight punches followed by a left hook and a spinning top punch! Oh my god, the left brain's brain matter is so badly damaged it can't even be used in a hot pot! But the left brain hasn't given up yet; it's still fighting! It's still using its last bit of nerve—

—Brother Sun feels like he's having a boxing match going on in his head right now.

Arno has a sharp point that can help him think, but Sun doesn't, so he can't draw a conclusion and is a bit confused.

hiss--

The phrase "I'll lend you a year of my life" seems to be open to interpretation in many ways.

Because you don't know whether it omits "lend to you" or "borrowed from you".

Therefore, the two meanings will be completely different.

Your Chinese language skills are impressive, aren't they?
Brother Sun couldn't help but think of his high school days.

I remember doing a Chinese language question that was abbreviated, called "The homeroom teacher's eyes shed tears of happiness," which I think was an original question from one year's college entrance exam.

My thought process at the time was like this.

The subject is the homeroom teacher's eyes, which can be shortened to "eyes".

The noun is "tears of happiness," which is a liquid and can be abbreviated to "liquid."

The verb is "to flow down".

Therefore, the final abbreviation is "The homeroom teacher's eyes shed tears of happiness" = "Eye discharge".

In the end, he not only made a huge mistake, but was also criticized by his Chinese teacher.

They almost got drowned in a pig cage.

It's worth mentioning that my deskmate's answer was "the homeroom teacher's daily routine," which was half right and half wrong, but he was still criticized by the Chinese teacher.

I almost got drowned in a pig cage along with myself.

In short, back to the present, it's clear that the person who wrote this life-borrowing note was not only stingy, but also made the same mistake as themselves back then, omitting parts that shouldn't have been omitted. How foolish!

With that thought in mind, Brother Sun nodded and gave a thumbs up:
"Lin Li, you're right. He's actually a pretty good person. Maybe he's trying to emulate Guanyin's good deeds, sacrificing himself and cutting off his arm to save others, hoping to become an immortal himself."

"What a magnificent existence," Lin Li nodded in agreement, happily pocketing the ten yuan and the other party's one year of lifespan.

"Severing an arm to save someone... If the other party has such a will and carries it out, it is unknown whether they can eventually become a top-level true immortal like Guanyin, but at the next level, it is definitely no problem for someone on welfare."

Brother Sun: "(゜▽゜)?"

Below the level of a top-tier True Immortal, it turns out he's a recipient of welfare.

You're probably in more than one level this time.

Tsk, you say you believe in this?! You're more like an adaptive believer!

There was a time when Brother Sun felt that, influenced by the customers he met every day, he was becoming less and less like a human being.

The legend of Brother Sun has spread to the legend of Father Sun.

It is said that in 91, a customer's son missed getting into the top high school by one point in his exam. During the exam, he wrote down how many countries there were in the world, but his son wrote down 195. In the end, he entrusted the matter to Grandpa Sun. Grandpa Sun nodded and acted quickly. In October, he helped him get the answer right.

It's already quite unlike a human being, isn't it?

But today, facing the forest.

Brother Sun finally realized that beyond being inhuman, there was a realm that was fundamentally inhuman!

Although Lin Li is young, he is actually a senior!
While Sun Ge and Lin Li were lost in their own thoughts, another car arrived at this somewhat desolate land. It slowly stopped as it passed the two of them, rolled down the window, and revealed the face of a woman who looked to be close to thirty years old.

"Brother Sun! I'm so sorry I'm late. There was a bit of traffic on the way over there. I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting! I'm so sorry!"

The visitor was none other than the used car broker whom Brother Sun had arranged to meet beforehand; her name was Wei Xuan.

"I just arrived, didn't wait long, little sister." Sun Ge's thoughts drifted away from the definition of humanity as he politely greeted Wei Xuan, "Shall we go in now?"

“Okay!” Wei Xuan nodded, drove her car behind Brother Sun’s car at the door, got out, took a bunch of keys from her waist, and started to open the door.

"So this handsome young man is planning to buy a used car, right?" As she opened the door, Wei Xuan, a saleswoman, habitually chatted with the "customer".

"Yes." Lin Li nodded.

"Okay, you can look at any of the cars here later, and if conditions permit, you can even test drive some of them. If none of the cars in this garage suit your taste, I actually have other resources that I can recommend to you, both online and offline..."

Wei Xuan gave a warm introduction.

They didn't treat Lin Li perfunctorily just because he looked young and didn't seem to be a wealthy person.

However, the reason for this was that Lin Li had already given her a fee in advance. Regardless of whether Lin Li bought the car in the end, Wei Xuan did not need to return the several hundred yuan fee she received to Lin Li.

In other words, there will definitely be profits tonight.

For this reason, it doesn't matter if Lin Liguang doesn't buy it. After all, he's just a middleman. Even if he sells it, his commission won't be particularly high. If it's one of those old, beat-up cars in the garage, to be honest, if he sells it, his commission won't even be as much as Lin Liguang's.

How could we not be warm and polite?

With the sound of chains scraping against each other, the lock was unlocked... the first floor.

Sun, who habitually helps push the door open, found it wouldn't budge and looked suspiciously through the crack, discovering there was a lock.

"We're not done yet," Wei Xuan said with a smile, as she began to change to another key that had been labeled.

"Wow, you've got three locks on this door," Brother Sun scratched his head and joked with a smile, "Looks like everything parked here is a treasure. Lin Li is in luck."

"It's not exactly a treasure, but there's no other way. This place is too remote and the area is too big. We often run into thieves who come to steal parts. Last year alone, we caught three. Didn't you see that the broken glass and barbed wire on the wall are all new? They're all to keep out these kinds of people. We've also installed a few surveillance cameras, but full coverage is too expensive, and these car thieves would deliberately damage them."

Ultimately, the company decided that the more rudimentary approach was the best option.

Wei Xuan shrugged indifferently, her tone not particularly concerned.

After all, it was company property that was stolen, and the salary offered by the company was not enough to make them feel indignant and have a sense of belonging.

Reviewing is what it means to have a clear conscience when it comes to earning a salary.

With the threat of external threats constantly increasing, the empire should have been united in its efforts to address them. However, external threats are always accompanied by internal troubles. There are always those who covet the mechs that do not belong to them and engage in despicable acts of theft, violating the laws of the empire.

This kind of behavior and atmosphere must not be tolerated. Every theft reduces the success rate of dealing with external enemies. As a recognized member, I absolutely cannot allow it!

[Limited-time mission triggered!]

[Mission Two: Within two months, stop and punish at least three acts of stealing mechs (0/3)]

[Mission Rewards: Physical Improvement: Mech Synchronization Index +20; Random Mech-Oriented Ability; System Currency *200]

Lin Li, who was waiting for the door to open, raised an eyebrow when he saw the message that popped up in the system.

See? See? My plan is perfect.

This is just the beginning; I haven't even done anything yet, and I've already successfully triggered a task.

And it's a classic punishment mission.

It looks like Xi Ling, the Black Silk Heroine, is about to make another appearance. Uncle Yang, Uncle Yan, your little achievements are here!
This is when Wei Xuan's advantages as a woman become apparent.

Among the people Lin Li knew, there was also Yu Jian'an, a driving instructor, who had access to some used car resources. However, since most of the resources he had were from his friends, Lin Li still resolutely threw himself into Brother Sun's arms.

All that's seen is the laughter of the new bride; who cares about the weeping of the old?

Lin Li felt that if he found a male agent, no matter how much nonsense he rambled on, the system wouldn't see him as a creature from the mecha world, and he wouldn't be able to trigger the mission at all.

As his thoughts reached this point, Lin Li raised his eyebrows again.

In that case, this task might be more difficult than the "Xiaoyao San" task.

Not only because Xiaoyao San only requires two counting units while this task requires three, but also because there is a high probability that even if a male criminal suspect is caught stealing a car, he will be nothing in the eyes of the system and will not be counted as task data.

So this time we absolutely have to catch the female thief?

Lin Li's brows furrowed and then relaxed again as he took out his phone.

Just send out the task assignments first.

Lin Li poked the "stool's" hemorrhoids and found it quite amusing.

Lin Li: Reply if you see this.

"Stool: 11111 Bro, I'm here, I've always been here."

Lin Li: The Desolate Heavenly Emperor has come back to life.

"Stool: Bro, what case are we going to punish this time?"

Lin Li: Cases related to vehicles, such as the theft of electric bicycles, car parts, or even complete vehicles, are all acceptable.

"Stool: Oh, I understand. I'll pass it on to Li Sheng right away."

Lin Li: By the way, cases involving theft of high-speed trains, airplanes, tunnel boring machines, etc. are also acceptable.

Lin Li suddenly remembered that one of his missions was triggered while riding a high-speed train, and that these electrified vehicles were also considered mechs by the system, so he added the scope.

"stool:……?"

"Stool: Bro, you call this 'okay'? Brother Sheng is just a gangster, he's a bit short of being a terrorist. Bro, these theft cases are going to be a bit tricky."

Lin Li: I'm just broadening the scope for you, not saying it has to include these kinds of cases. I can accept the simplest cases like stealing batteries or car parts, but this time there's one more requirement.

"Stool: Brother, you say it."

Lin Li: There must be women involved in the case, and there must be women arrested when they are apprehended.

Stool: Huh?

"Stool: Bro, what's going on?"

"Lin Li: Fans on the Black Silk Hero official website have expressed their opinions. Some female fans say that since my debut, I, Black Silk Hero, have only targeted men, which is clearly discriminatory against women. Even if I announce that I support changing 'Great Britain' to 'Great Ghost Head Country,' it won't quell the public's resentment. Therefore, this time, I must take down women to set the record straight."

"Stool: OO"

"Stool: Bro, you actually have an official website?"

Lin Li: The focus is off.

"Stool: Bro, send it to me from the official website, I'll definitely get more clicks if I follow them."

"The stool retracted a message."

"Stool: Bro, are there any requirements for women, like age, appearance, etc.? If they have to be pretty, how pretty do they have to be? Are there specific requirements for height, bust size, etc."

Lin Li: "?"

When did the campus intelligence clerk start working part-time as a pimp?

She's holding her own beauty pageant here.

So, what, are you going to wait until the criminal is caught and then threaten her with, "Ma'am, you don't want your boyfriend to find out you're stealing batteries to support him, do you?"
Should we thoroughly investigate the female thief?

Reverse Investigator series or anything like that, forget it, it won't pass censorship.

Lin Li: No need for any of that. As long as the biological sex is female and the person identifies as a pure-blooded woman, age and appearance are not important. I just intend to carry out normal acts of punishing evil and promoting good. Don't overthink it.

"Stool: Oh, brother, I understand."

"Stool: Okay, I'll tell Li Sheng all the requirements now. As for cases involving electric bikes and cars, he definitely has friends in that industry, but I'm not sure if there are any women involved. If not, it might take some time."

Lin Li: OK, no problem. Contact me if anything happens.

"Stool: Okay, bro."

The chat came to a temporary end, and Lin Li simply didn't contact Yang Liang and Yan Aosong.

Asking if they could take him along for the case was pointless; the two uncles clearly weren't interested. Giving them advance notice would only be a Damocles' sword hanging over their heads, so it was better to surprise them later.

The three layers of security at the main entrance had been removed. Wei Xuan and Brother Sun had just gotten into their car and driven it into the parking lot. At that moment, the two of them were inside waving to Lin Li, who was playing on his phone at the entrance, signaling him to come in.

"They're here." Lin Li walked up quickly.

Although I've already triggered a task and achieved my goal, there's no rule that I can only trigger one task a day. Maybe I can trigger other tasks in the next stage. Besides, I'm already here, so I'll definitely continue to explore according to the original plan.

As Lin Li stepped forward, he noticed that his phone's "Special Contacts" had sent him a message.

"Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's Book of Life and Death, Merit -999"

Chen Yuying: ?

"Chen Yuying patted the wooden fish, merit +999"

Lin Li: Baby, I have a plan. I want to put a blind person on a treadmill and tell them that they can get home by walking on it.

Chen Yuying: ?

"Chen Yuying patted the wooden fish, merit +999"

Lin Li: Hehe, so what's wrong? You can't hold back your longing for me anymore?

Chen Yuying: No, that's not true.

Chen Yuying: Aren't I supposed to take an exam at Pingjiang Academy the day after tomorrow? The teacher has already told the parents about the travel arrangements, so my parents asked me how I plan to get there.

Lin Li: Oh, I see. So what did you say? To go in your own car, or to take a bus?

Chen Yuying: My dad firmly said he could pick me up and drop me off for the exam when he had time. Young Master Lin, tell me, why is that?

"Lin Li: Maid, you should have ended that sentence with a question mark (?") or an exclamation mark (!") instead of a period (."). Punctuation is very important for conveying meaning; often, changing the punctuation completely alters the meaning of a sentence."

Lin Li: For example, you meant to say "I want to eat hot pot tonight," but you said "I want to eat punctuation marks tonight." See, doesn't that completely change the meaning?

Chen Yuying: ??????

(End of this chapter)