The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 502 This person is actually quite nice.
Yang Bangjie was ultimately not castrated.

In the end, what saved him was not the public order and good morals that everyone talked about, but simply the fact that the school bell rang.

It's all Wang Ze's fault for insisting on so much foreplay instead of getting straight to the point.

There was originally a chance for the story to develop into Yang Bangjie being hanged naked, and then Wang Ze standing sadly in front of him, silently bowing his head.

There might also be diffraction.

Alas, everyone knows that 350234 is divine, but why do we always overlook that 350235 is also a rare masterpiece?

Everyone was still eager for more, but Wang Ze, who most wanted to go through the back door, had no choice but to return to the classroom through the front door, while the others entered the classroom through the back door.

Seeing that everyone's return and the cessation of their conversation was an unstoppable trend, Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana, who were standing in the back row closest to the back door lockers and appeared to be chatting but actually didn't know what they were talking about or hear what the other person was saying, could only regretfully return to their seats.

Sigh, my ears haven't been strengthened enough yet.

……

"The homework is what I assigned yesterday. That's all. get out of class dismissed. Be careful on your way home."

In the afternoon, as the last math class came to an end, the penultimate weekend of the semester began.

"Wuhu! Weekend!"

"It's like being reborn! My back doesn't hurt anymore! My legs don't ache anymore! Even my hands and knees feel comfortable!"

"A freshman? Where did you get that? Get me one too!"

Qin Zeyu, who was packing his schoolbag, looked over after hearing Bai Bufan's cheers. His eyes were unfocused, and he stroked his chin, muttering to himself:
"Do you think it's possible that after I become a second-year student this year, when I'm queuing for food at the beginning of the semester, a pair of fair and slender hands will gently pat me, and when I turn around, I'll find that it's a sweet-looking, well-behaved, slightly arrogant, love-struck, jealous, clingy, gentle, high-ponytail, soft-voiced, and socially awkward freshman girl who is 164cm tall.

When she first arrived, she forgot her meal card. Seeing me, such a handsome and kind senior, she mustered up her courage and blushed as she asked for my help. After having dinner with me, she even made a promise to treat me to dinner at the same place the next day. But she forgot her meal card again. So we ate together for a whole week and gradually became familiar with each other. On the weekend, she added my contact information. Coincidentally, every time she forgot her meal card, she could find me in the crowd. She ran towards me and looked at my profile, her heart fluttering.

She was captivated by my gentleness, kindness, and good looks. That evening, during our dinner, she suddenly leaned close to me, stammering with her hands in front of her chest, looking at me with a tender and affectionate gaze, and said, "If you were by my side every day, I would never be afraid of forgetting my meal card again."

At this moment, I would stand up, turn away in silence, and when she is at a loss with tears in her eyes, I would turn back to her and say, "Hey, hey, hey, are you planning to just barge into my world so easily? Even if you're a cute junior, I can't forgive you. Really, then I'll punish you by making you eat every meal with me for the rest of your life." She would look at me blankly with her cute eyes, and then I would turn to her and say, "Silly girl, I promise you."

Hmm—isn't that too unreserved? Or should I wait and see if a more outstanding female student comes along to compete for me, triggering a romantic comedy-like love triangle, or even a lucky pervert scenario?

Oh dear, thinking about it like this suddenly makes me a little troubled. Now I don't know whether to look forward to the arrival of the second year of school or resist it, hehe~ hehe~”

Qin Zeyu, whose face was already beaming with uncontrollable joy, touched the stack of meal cards in his pocket, unable to stop smiling.

Suddenly feeling something was missing, I subconsciously looked to my left—

People leave, tea grows cold.

Empty, desolate, and boundless.

"..."

Whether it was his deskmate Zhou Baowei, or Lin Li and Bai Bufan next to him, there was no one in their seats now, and the chairs had been pushed under the table.

A gust of wind blew by, turning up a few pages of the books standing on the table.

"Hu-hu-"

It sounded like mockery.

Qin Zeyu: "..."

Damn it! ! !

Qin Zeyu realized what he had been missing: the scorn and humiliation from these beasts.

The problem is, their behavior of not even bothering to complain and simply ignoring us and running away seems even more humiliating!

Qin Zeyu looked to his right.

There was another person in the back row on the right—Chen Tianming, who was planning to stay at school happily with Yao Qiaoqiao this week.

Sensing Qin Zeyu's gaze, Chen Tianming looked over and then smiled calmly.

The smile is composed of two parts mockery, one part concern, seven parts pity, and ninety parts "haha." This person is truly a stray dog ​​on the street; he can't even forget the meal card tactic in his dreams, can he?

Qin Zeyu didn't want to live anymore.

I really don't want to live anymore.

If a 175cm tall, 36D-cup female senior were standing shyly in front of him, opening her arms and gently asking if he needed a hug or comfort, Qin Zeyu would definitely choose to bury himself in her chest until he suffocated.

As for whether this counts as suicide or homicide.

Qin Zeyu thought it could be considered euthanasia.

……

"Lin Li, remember to transfer the plane ticket money to me later."

Bai Bufan, who had already abandoned Qin Zeyu and was walking towards the school gate, turned to Lin Li and said.

"What about the airfare?" Lin Li raised an eyebrow, ready to listen to what nonsense this extraordinary person was about to spew.

Bai Bufan: "I've made up my mind. I'll take the plane tonight for you. Don't you think it's selfish of you not to pay for the ticket?"

as predicted.

"Hehe." Lin Li raised his middle finger.

Bai Bufan, who had intended to respond to Lin Li's passive-aggressive behavior, suddenly frowned, fell into thought, and after a brief half-second, looked up and asked:
"Lin Li, Bao Wei, tell me, in ancient times without airplanes, how did those boys who were starting to develop virility get through puberty? Wouldn't they have suffocated?"

Zhou Baowei: "Doesn't poetry provide the answer—'singing to express one's aspirations'?"

Lin Li scoffed, "They didn't have the concept of puberty in ancient times, so what's so great about getting through it?"

"Master, now that you've explained it, I understand!"

Laughing and joking, the three parted ways at the door and went their separate ways home.

Lin Li didn't go directly to Brother Sun's place, since wearing a school uniform out in public could easily cause some unnecessary trouble, and there was still time before the agreed meeting. So he went home first to change into his own clothes, then had a simple dinner before riding his bike to Brother Sun's barbecue restaurant.

As for this time, it should be the opening time for barbecue restaurants that are open until midnight. Lin Li had already told Brother Sun that if there was a time conflict, they could move it to the next daytime, or he could negotiate with the agent directly. Brother Sun said it didn't matter.

Of course, it wasn't about closing the store directly. Brother Sun's answer was—

"There's no wife in wife cake, no strawberry in strawberry tart, no cake in cow dung cake, no Hua in essence, and what's the point of Sun Ge's barbecue restaurant if there's no Sun Ge? It's not a big deal."

Transparent.

When we arrived, the barbecue restaurant was indeed open for business, but it seemed to have just opened and there were no customers.

In the middle of the shop, you can see an older, bald man scolding Brother Sun.

Judging from their appearance, they should be father and son.

Got it. No wonder the shop can still open even without Brother Sun. Looks like it's Uncle Sun's barbecue shop tonight.

Brother Sun also noticed Lin Li's appearance. While he was being lectured, he made a gesture to Lin Li, indicating that he should wait a moment.

Lin Li nodded, locked the bicycle at the door, and glanced at his phone.

Bai Bufan: Having a son is like raising a pig @Zhou Baowei, having a daughter is like growing cabbage. Some fathers are very gratified, having raised so many pigs for so many years, they will eventually be able to grow other people's cabbages. Some fathers are very upset, having grown so many cabbages for so many years, they will eventually be grown by other people's pigs @Lin Li.

Some fathers were furious that their own pigs had stolen their own cabbages, while others were desperate that their own pigs had stolen other people's pigs. @Wang Ze

Of course, some dads will be very confused because they find that the cabbage thinks of itself as a tomato. Even more tragically, some people work hard to grow cabbages, hoping that a good pig will come and root for them, but their own cabbages are thinking of rooting for themselves every day.

What's most infuriating is that some fathers have discovered that their pigs, in the end, turn into cabbages and become the prey of other people's pigs.

Some cabbages, once they grow up, will go to the market to sell themselves.

Super low price! Special offer!

@All members! I have a bargain here, 500 yuan a set, anyone interested?

Zhang Haoyang: Is the map of the Yan Kingdom really that long?

Zhou Baowei: I have a feeling that after spending 500 yuan, Bai Bufan will really give me a pound of cabbage.

Wang Ze: Who's going to seduce me? @All members

Wang Ze: Hello? Is nobody here?

Wang Ze: Who wants to be seduced by me? @All members

Wang Ze: Hello? Is nobody here?

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

Bai Bufan: You're starting to doubt my character, Baowei.

Bai Bufan: Actually, I'm too lazy to even send out real cabbages; I just take the money and run. "..."

OK, sometimes Lin Li also regrets looking at his phone.

I feel like this gaming group is somewhat like the Tang Dynasty, but not entirely.

—The group is full of Tang people, and some people tirelessly copy poems, which inspires one's own poetry, but there are hardly any poets among them.

This kind of half-Tang is the most painful, because it has neither the normalcy of an ordinary person nor the carefree life of a full Tang.

However, Lin Li was just saying one thing but doing another.

For gaming groups and stuff, dasiki~~
"Phew—here comes Lin Li."

Lin Li's thoughts were brought back to reality by the voice of Brother Sun beside him. He looked up and saw Brother Sun scratching his head and nodding at him with a smile.

Looking back at Grandpa Sun, who was heading to the kitchen, Lin Li smiled and said:
"Has the all-around amazing Brother Sun been punished by Father Sun?"

Brother Sun wasn't embarrassed at all, and waved his hand with a smile:

"Even an upright official finds it hard to settle family disputes. My dad is like that. Many times he clearly knows that I am doing the right thing, but just because he is the father of the family, he still has to say a few words to me. I'm used to it."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li took a deep breath, patted Brother Sun on the shoulder, looked at Brother Sun sincerely, and spoke with even greater seriousness:

“Brother Sun, you’re younger than your father, you’re stronger than your father, are you really willing to be a son forever…? People can actually have ambition…”

Brother Sun: "(；☉_☉)?"

No, wait a minute.

Brother Sun was so shocked that he forgot to breathe naturally and was forced to adjust his breathing to manual mode.

Is this the kind of persuasion a human being could give?
What kind of ambition is this?

If I'm not content to be a son my whole life, am I supposed to be my own grandfather?

"Hey kid, what's this? You're already plotting to become your dad's dad, huh?" Brother Sun laughed and scolded. "If you told your dad that, he'd beat you up, ha—"

Lin Li: "My father passed away when I was very young."

Sun Ge hadn't finished laughing when he said, "TAT."

"Aba aba aba—"

"..."

I'm so damn damn bad (choking up).

……

I almost felt embarrassed to charge the agency fee.

But on the way to the used car dealer's parking lot with Lin Li, Brother Sun suddenly changed his mind and thought, "Maybe I should accept this money too."

After all, it's hard to imagine that passengers would ask him questions like, "Brother Sun, with so many skewers at your barbecue restaurant, won't people keep cursing you online and threatening to kill you if you keep making skewers?" or "Brother Sun, do you think your experience in running a barbecue restaurant could be applied to a funeral home? From an energy-saving perspective, wouldn't it be more profitable to run a funeral home and a barbecue restaurant at the same time?"

These questions helped Brother Sun clear his breast ducts.

Guilt? What does it mean?
In short, the journey also deepened Brother Sun's understanding of Lin Li.

Parking lots for non-major used cars are naturally not in the downtown area, so after driving for about twenty minutes, we arrived at a place that could be considered a suburban area. It was relatively deserted, with most of the area still undeveloped, and the rent was cheap.

After all, when Brother Sun asked Lin Li about his requirements, Lin Li, who didn't actually intend to buy a car, directly stated that his budget was limited. Naturally, Brother Sun wouldn't help him contact those used car dealers who had access to relatively high-end vehicles.

"We'll be there in five minutes. Please wait in the car for a bit."

Upon arriving at the parking lot entrance and finding the door locked, Brother Sun contacted the other party and, after receiving a reply, relayed it to Lin Li.

"Uh-huh."

Lin Li nodded indifferently, but instead of waiting in the car, he got out to observe the parking lot.

The parking lot is surrounded by a stone wall about two meters high. The wall is mottled, covered with traces of wind and rain erosion and some stubborn dry vines.

The top of the wall was embedded with sharp, anti-climbing shards of glass, gleaming coldly, and as if that wasn't enough, a layer of barbed wire was wrapped around the wall.

On the wall facing the road, there is a window fitted with a large piece of frosted glass.

This glass must have been rarely used; its surface was covered with dust and stains, like a layer of murky oil film, distorting and blurring everything inside the wall.

Lin Li moved closer, trying to see the inside of the parking lot, but could only vaguely make out the outlines of several rows of vehicles of varying heights and some piles of debris under the dim, distorted light behind the glass.

There was an unusual sound underfoot. Lin Li looked down, then raised an eyebrow and exclaimed, "Holy crap?"

"What's wrong, Lin Li?" Brother Sun, who was in the car, also turned off the engine and got out. Hearing the sound, he looked over and asked.

"I found some money." Lin Li looked down and picked up a banknote that was being held down by a stone.

ten bucks.

Brother Sun clapped his hands suddenly: "Lin Li, I remember now, I lost five yuan here before. It should have been combined with other people's five yuan to make your two-star five-yuan card, which is ten yuan. Remember to return my five yuan later."

Lin Li gave a thumbs up, expressing his approval of this statement.

"My grass?"

"What is it now?" After hearing Lin Li swear again, Brother Sun looked over again.

"The money was deliberately lost."

"Hmm?" Brother Sun walked over and then saw the ten yuan notes stacked together in Lin Li's hand. After unfolding them, he found a piece of white paper on them with the words "Take this and I'll lend you a year of my life. Thank you."

Is there a hospital nearby?
After all, theoretically, this kind of money is most likely to appear near hospitals.

"Heh—" Brother Sun couldn't help but chuckle, "No, that's too stingy."

Other people at least use real money when they play this kind of "life-saving money" game, but you think you can borrow money with just ten dollars? You're just trying to fob me off like a beggar.

This thing exists if you believe it, and you'll get ten dollars if you don't.

However, this kind of life-saving money is indeed risky. Brother Sun picked up three hundred before and almost ate himself to death at a restaurant.

"Take it. We have a mother figure. Accepting the gift doesn't mean I agree. Just take it immediately."

Brother Sun wasn't worried about this at all; on the contrary, he was even more cheerful.

Are you kidding me? Even Zhuge Liang couldn't borrow money by setting up the Seven Star Formation, and this kid thinks he can borrow it by writing a note and spending a little money?

However, Sun was somewhat surprised to see that Lin Li held the money in his palm, clasped his hands together, pressed his index finger against his forehead, closed his eyes as if in prayer, and seemed to be muttering something under his breath.

Brother Sun blinked, then asked in a low voice, "Lin Li, you believe in this?"

"Yes, I believe you." Lin Li nodded.

"Ah... I see. Then let's just leave the money where it is."

Regarding matters of faith, Brother Sun did not intend to persuade Lin Li. As a member of society, Brother Sun knew very well that some things were troublesome and there was no need to deliberately interfere with others.

If persuasion fails, it's easy to be misunderstood; these are experiences shared by those who have been through it.

Following Lin Li's suggestion, we can wait for Lin Li to put it back before picking it up ourselves, thus minimizing the possibility of conflict.

Brother Sun is proud of his character and conduct.

Lin Li was stunned upon hearing this: "Why put it back?"

Brother Sun was also stunned: "Don't you believe in this?"

"Believe."

"Then you won't let go?"

"Isn't it wrong to reject someone's kindness?"

"You call this a gesture of goodwill?" Brother Sun asked, pointing at the note with a puzzled look.

"Isn't that right?" Seemingly losing confidence under Sun Ge's questioning, Lin Li's tone softened. He looked at the note and frowned slightly.
"This person not only lent me a year of my life, but also gave me ten dollars for free. He is simply a bodhisattva who saves all people. If I put the money back, I'll be sad when he ascends to heaven after he has achieved his goal."

Brother Sun: "(；☉_☉)?"

What the hell do you mean by "he lent you a year of his life"?

Brother Sun looked at the note.

"Take it, and I'll consider it a year's worth of your life. Thank you."

Hey, wait a minute.

(End of this chapter)