The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 504 The Car Pangu Begged to Drive When He Was Little
Chen Yuying: ????

Clearly, under his guidance, Chen Yuying has fully realized the importance of punctuation marks—she used to only mark one question mark, but now she marks a whole row.

Chen Yuying: You're an idiot.

Lin Li: Little sister, you're swearing like you're being coquettish.

Chen Yuying: I was just being coquettish.

Lin Li: What?! Xi Ling, stand at attention! My little dog's tail is wagging like a propeller! Ready to give orders, sir!!

Chen Yuying: Let's get back to the main topic, "pig's head."

Lin Li: Uncle firmly said that your family will send you there, right?

Chen Yuying: Oh, right.

Lin Li: Okay, remember to pick up the package tomorrow. I ordered a "high-powered flashlight," a "Tao Te Ching," a "suit," and a "white cane" from SF Express. You'll need them the day after tomorrow morning.

Chen Yuying: ?

Lin Li: I didn't imply anything, it's okay, it's okay. Even if Chen Tianming ignores me like Yao Qiaoqiao on the bus, and Wang Yuezhi is just my lunchtime buddy so he'll be a stranger to me at other times, then I'll be the only one left out of the four competition contestants from Class 4. I'll be all alone on the unfamiliar bus...

But it's all okay. I can live just fine on my own. Yingbao, you too. When you're riding in your comfortable little car, you must be happy and joyful, okay?

Lin Li: My life or death is unimportant. Life may try to chew me up and then excrete me, but it's okay, I have the tenacious teeth of an enoki mushroom!

"Chen Yuying: Stop trying to play the victim with your 'Little Bear Flying Kick'."

Lin Li: A man can never be poor, no matter how much he sells himself.

Chen Yuying: "Fist."

Lin Li: "Scissors."

Lin Li: Oh dear, I lost. It's a pity that now I can only choose scissors in rock-paper-scissors, since you are my paper.

Chen Yuying: Saying the same sweet nothings again after already saying them once will get you points deducted, and how did the topic veer off-topic again?

Lin Li: Yes, I received the notification. See you in Pingjiang this Sunday, "Salute."

Chen Yuying: Not necessarily.

Lin Li: Oh? There's a plot twist?

Chen Yuying: "Is it fixed or not?"

Lin Li: Do you know how adorable you really are?

Chen Yuying: Okay, actually, although my family did drive over on Sunday, after discussing it, my mom said she would drive me there. My dad naturally had no objection to this. Then my mom asked me to ask you if you wanted to ride over together on Sunday.

Mom said she'd really like to talk to you, but there just hasn't been a suitable opportunity.

Upon seeing this message, Lin Li, who had appeared relaxed and at ease, subconsciously straightened up and blinked.

Lin Li: Is that really true?

Chen Yuying: It's up to you. If you feel awkward, just say you can't.

Lin Li: You think I'd be embarrassed by something like this? Woman, you're looking down on me.

The last time Lin Li was embarrassed was when he was a child. He was amazed to hear that many people would have "double anus" surgery and asked the person on the spot if he could see their "double anus". In the end, he found out that he had mistakenly heard "double eyelid surgery" as "double eyelid surgery".

Boring.

But since then, Lin Li has decided not to become a doctor.

Otherwise, if a patient comes to me for double eyelid surgery, only to wake up one day to find that their stool splits when they poop, wouldn't that be the end of the world?

Chen Yuying: What I said was, "It's up to you. If you feel it would embarrass me and my mom, just say you can't come."

Lin Li: Oh, that makes sense.

Lin Li: Actually, I'm a little nervous, but I can overcome it. So if you think it's okay, then I'll go. If you think you'll be shy along the way, then please politely decline for me.

Chen Yuying: Then let's go.

Lin Li: Okay.

Chen Yuying: Then remember to tell the teacher, and then pick you up downstairs on Sunday morning.

Lin Li: Okay.

That should settle things. I'll talk to Yingbao later about her mother's preferences and personality, and try to unite with the Chen family to isolate Zhongdeng.

The balance of power will shift then – Zhongdeng? You want to enter the Chen family? Then let me discuss it with your daughter and wife first.

Yes, it's very vivid and gives me a sense of accomplishment.

Looking up, Wei Xuan and Brother Sun were standing beside her.

Lin Li had been chatting on his phone for a while, but the two of them were very tactful and didn't rush him. They were currently talking about some recent hot news.

For example, a man worried that birth control pills would harm his wife too much, so out of love for her, he would take birth control pills himself after every sexual encounter. When he found out that his wife was pregnant, he was bewildered and asked the doctor why she was still pregnant even after taking the pills.

For example, if the older brother is caught driving under the influence, the younger brother might pick him up while also driving drunk.

"Sorry, I chatted with someone for a while," Lin Li said with a smile.

"Girlfriend, huh? You're laughing so happily while you're talking about her," Wei Xuan teased.

"That's true." Lin Li didn't try to hide it.

"Shall we officially begin looking at cars now?" Wei Xuan asked tentatively.

"can."

“Okay,” Wei Xuan nodded and walked further into the parking lot, while asking, “Lin Li, you said before that your budget was not much. What exactly do you mean by ‘not much’? This parking lot has low-priced used cars, but the prices range from a few thousand to over two hundred thousand, so the range is quite large.”

Do you have any specific preferences regarding car models, usage methods, etc.?

"I really can't give you a specific condition," Lin Li said hesitantly, unable to provide a definite answer, since his real purpose wasn't actually to buy a car.
"I don't know much about the specific brand and model of the car. As for its purpose, it's just for daily commuting, so it's probably more about what I feel at first sight. If I like it, I might buy it."

"I understand." Wei Xuan nodded.

The most troublesome thing about being a salesperson is encountering customers who have no requirements, because it's easy to work hard for a long time only to end up with nothing.

But Lin Li had already paid in advance, so Wei Xuan's smile remained genuine: "Well then, Lin Li, I'll show you all sorts of cars, maybe we'll find one you like."

“Okay, that suits me perfectly.” Lin Li nodded.

"Should we start with the expensive ones or the cheap ones?" Wei Xuan asked.

"Let's start with the cheaper ones. It's easy to go from frugality to luxury, but difficult to go from luxury to frugality."

"Okay, then we've gone a little too far." Wei Xuan immediately stopped and turned around, walking back to a corner they had just passed.

A car appeared in front of us.

Most of the cars in the parking lot had tarpaulins covering them, but this one didn't.

A pinkish-white car—but clearly the kind of pinkish-white that fades from red, with uneven color distribution.

"You can get a Xiali N3 for 3200 yuan in cash."

"Then if you plan to pay in installments, you need to pay a down payment of 1,000 yuan. As for the car loan payments each month, if you pay in 12 installments over one year, you will have to pay about 190 yuan per month. If you pay in 24 installments over two years, you will only have to pay 99 yuan per month."

Wei Xuan introduced it enthusiastically.

Lin Li: "..."

It's hard to imagine that this amount could become a car loan.

I took a closer look.

The car has dents in many places, and the right front headlight is broken and taped back on with transparent tape. It's extremely rudimentary and made entirely of hard plastic.

To be honest, I feel that this price is even a bit too high.

If you violate traffic rules while driving this car—Traffic police: Fine of 200.

Lin Li: Here's the car.

Traffic police: 50 more is needed.

"What year was this car made?" Lin Li knocked on the car body, feeling a hollow response, and asked curiously.

Brother Sun: "It doesn't have a few."

Wei Xuan: "Made in 04."

Lin Li, who knew little about cars, ignored Brother Sun and looked at Wei Xuan with slight shock: "Older than me?"

Wei Xuan laughed and said, "For men, a car is actually like a half-wife. It's like marrying a woman three years older than you; she'll be more caring as she gets older."

"That's true. So, buying half a gold brick for 3,200 is quite a good deal." Brother Sun nodded. "Lin Li, why don't you give it a try?"

Then Lin Li heard Brother Sun mutter, "It's only from 04? I thought it was the car that Pangu kept asking to drive when he was a kid."

Lin Li: "Oo?"

Lin Li leaned forward to examine the interior, noting the classic hand-cranked windows he hadn't seen in many years, and then...

"Sister Xuan, why is the steering wheel on the ground?" Lin Li's lips twitched slightly as he looked at the steering wheel on the driver's seat, which was covered by a yellow sponge.

This time, she really couldn't hold back anymore.

“Wow, this is amazing,” Wei Xuan rolled down the car window, reached inside and opened the door, then introduced it to Lin Li: “These days, car companies love to add custom DIY modules, and this car is no exception, it’s even taking a shortcut to success.”

Other car customization options can only be selected at the factory, and making adjustments after you get the car is very troublesome.

"But this car is different," Wei Xuan put the steering wheel back in, "Look, the modules are detachable, you can take them off and use them anytime, and replace them anytime, it's very convenient~"

Lin Li: "()!!"

I see, that's amazing!!
"Would you like to give it a try, Lin Li?" Wei Xuan herself seemed to be unable to hold back her laughter.

"It can still be tested? This car can still run?" Lin Li was shocked again. "You actually stored gasoline in this car?"

if it is like this,
Of the price of 3,200, how much of the added value comes from gasoline?
"Not really," Wei Xuan laughed, "I'll let you try out the human resources department."

Lin Li: "?"

One minute later.

Lin Li sat in the driver's seat, legs crossed.

Normally, this posture is not allowed while driving.

Fortunately, things are not normal now.

With the combined efforts of Brother Sun and Wei Xuan, the car is slowly moving forward.

Lin Li is also doing well and is now enjoying the benefits of working as a rickshaw driver.

Even Camel Xiangzi would be spitting out a lump of dung if he saw it.

Lin Li: "Sister Wei, this car keeps making noise no matter how you push it."

Wei Xuan: "It's like a car music system."

Lin Li: "Hesitate, but, sister, some parts have fallen off."

Wei Xuan: "It's also a customizable detachable module."

Lin Li: "I understand, but my problem is that I didn't see where it fell from, and I don't know where it went back."

Wei Xuan: "It's okay, just find a place to put it. The reason it fell down is probably because the previous person put it in the wrong place."

Lin Li: "..."

"Never mind," Lin Li said, no longer sitting down. Although it was impolite for the driver to get out of the car while driving, he couldn't care less about such things now.

"Forget about this car. If I actually drive it on the road, I feel like I could open a two-dollar store on the spot after going over just one speed bump."

The main issue is that no tasks were triggered.

I thought that riding in these dilapidated mechs would trigger some kind of repair mission, but it seems I was too naive.

“Okay,” Wei Xuan hadn’t really expected to sell this junk anyway, so she nodded readily. “Then let’s look at the next one. At least it’s drivable. A Wuling Hongguang, a 2009 model, younger than you. It’s only 5,400 yuan, and it’s drivable without any repairs…”

It's a little better, but that's about it.

After touching it a few times and finding that it wouldn't trigger the mission, Lin Li stroked his chin: "How about we look at some expensive ones to balance our tastes? Whether we buy them or not is another matter, but it's better for our eyes."

"Agreed." Brother Sun nodded emphatically.

"Okay, then come with me to the garage." Wei Xuan didn't say anything, professionally fulfilling the customer's needs.

The higher price makes all the difference; not only is the car covered in a complete car cover, but you can also enjoy one of the few indoor parking spaces in this parking lot.

Wei Xuan lifted the car cover, revealing the car logo on the front that even Lin Li, who didn't know much about cars, recognized. She then solemnly introduced the car to Lin Li:

"Maybach S480! Only 24 RMB for full payment!!"

"24? Maybachs? S480s?"

Sun, who knew even more about cars than Lin Li, reacted much more strongly. Upon realizing it was indeed a Maybach, his voice cracked as he questioned Lin Li:
"Sis, tell me the truth, this isn't a pawned car, is it?"

"The GPS tracker on the car is at least BeiDou-level, isn't it?!"

Lin Li's introduction to Maybach was on the elevated highway on a rainy night. Although Chu Zihang didn't drive an S480, the overall price was about the same, close to 200 million yuan, and the high-end version would be even more expensive.

Judging from the fact that the car's exterior doesn't look too badly depreciated, it's really hard to imagine that it could be sold for such a low price on the secondhand market.

"You can rest assured about that. It's not a mortgaged car, all the documents are complete, and there's no GPS tracker inside."

Although the commission from selling this car is quite substantial, Wei Xuan didn't seem to particularly recommend it, offering only a calm introduction:

"The reason it's so cheap is because it's a wrecked car."

Sun Ge and Lin Li exchanged a glance.

Suddenly, I smelled blood.

When you turn on the air conditioning in this car, will it spray out blood foam and bits of meat?

"Sis, tell me," Lin Li asked earnestly, "Does S480 refer to the car model, or does it mean there are 480 people on this car?"

Damn it, once the spirit rings are activated, Tang San says, "Brother, you become the Sea God."

Wei Xuan: "(；☉_☉)?"

“But this car also has its advantages,” Brother Sun stroked his chin, thought for a long time, and decided to say a good word for Wei Xuan:

"Lin Li, you only recently got your driver's license, but if you drive this car, you can drive on the highway by yourself. After all, there are experienced drivers around you, and it might even have an autopilot system. You can't drive it by yourself even if you want to."

"If Tang Sanzang and his disciples had used this car to go on their pilgrimage, they probably would have been on their way to the Western Paradise the very next day."

"Hmm, that's not quite right either. It's not without its downsides. After you buy it, the bus might show as overloaded before you even get on."

Lin Li: "..."

"These are all minor issues. In conclusion, it's worth buying. I'll just put a Zhong Kui sticker in the car later," Brother Sun concluded.

Lin Li: "What should I do if Zhong Kui appears in my dream in the middle of the night and says he can't suppress the evil spirits?"

Brother Sun: "Let Zhong Kui look for the reasons within himself. Has his ghost-catching skill become more or less proficient over the years? Has he worked hard enough?"

Lin Li: "Wandering aimlessly."

Wei Xuan: "Oo?"

(End of this chapter)