The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 476 Wu Song's sister said purple has a lot of charm [Requesting monthly votes]

Bai Bufan realized one thing: Lin Li was a cunning and despicable person who couldn't play games.

And harboring a great deal of dark thoughts in his heart.

For example, you might want to be a cosplayer, cosplay a speed bump on a national highway, lie on the road and lift up your skirt, wait for Lin Li to drive over you, and then look at you with disgust and say, "You're disgusting, aren't you?"

Ugh, anime is disgusting.

However, if we look at the scene from the balcony where Bai's mother was just standing, it's very clear what was happening downstairs: the two children were just playing, and her own son was having a great time.

Otherwise, how could one explain that their son would only run away on the road, since as long as he hid in the nearby residential building, the car would naturally be unable to chase him?

Could it be that her son is mentally disabled?

how is this possible.

That's why she was in the mood to joke around a bit before going home, letting her son get hit by a car. This is the boundless love of a mother, giving her child warmth and strength in the gentle ripples of water.

Just now, the paternal love of the Bai family, as vast as a mountain, was still permeating the air.

—The mountain is usually just standing there, unmoving, so Bai's father didn't move either, to show his fatherly love.

"Damn it, why didn't I run to the side? Am I an idiot?"

After being led around on the road like a dog for nearly a hundred meters, Bai Bufan suddenly thought of this incredibly clever method, instantly veered off course, and arrived at the foot of a residential building.

Seeing this, Lin Li naturally stopped playing and stopped driving.

He unlocked the car door and waved to Bai Bufan with a smile.

"Alright, get in the car. What kind of outfit is this? Why are you still wearing school pants?"

"Damn, you still have the nerve to say that? When I asked you why, you wouldn't tell me, and you just kept nagging me to come down. In the end, you just stopped replying to my messages. I grabbed a jacket and rushed down. I was almost planning to wear slippers."

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan turned around and complained, raising his middle finger and grumbling.

“It doesn’t matter if you wear slippers,” Lin Li chuckled, honking the horn. “Get in, get in. I can’t possibly open the door for you.”

Bai Bufan opened the front door, and before he even sat down, he suddenly asked Lin Li in a seductive voice:

"Brother, if I sit in the passenger seat of your car, will your girlfriend be angry?"

"Yes, you've reminded me. Go to the back seat." Lin Li nodded calmly.

"No way," Bai Bufan said, plopping down without any hesitation. "You're going to pick up Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, right? When everyone's here, I'll feel so uncomfortable sitting next to them.

"Knowing that, why are you still saying all this nonsense?" Lin Li responded with the middle finger and started operating the navigation. "Fasten your seatbelts, let's go."

"Are there good and bad seat belts? You only have one here, is this one a bad one?" Bai Bufan asked, somewhat confused, as he pulled on the seat belt beside him.

Is this a faulty seatbelt that I can't fasten myself?

The grass, standing tall, ignored him.

It's like they're treating themselves like idiots.

"..."

"You fucking catch that joke! I look like a clown if you ignore me like this!!"

Bai Bufan laughed and cursed as he punched Lin Li.

“Otherwise,” Lin Li chuckled, glancing mockingly at Bai Bufan after entering Qu Wanqiu’s address. Seeing that Bai Bufan had fastened his seatbelt, he stepped on the gas: “Let’s go.”

"Tsk tsk tsk." Although he had indeed ridden in cars countless times, Bai Bufan still felt a sense of novelty and strangeness when he turned his head and saw Lin Li, the driver.

There's a mix of relief and wistfulness in a father seeing his child truly grow up.

This complex emotion didn't last long, because after Lin Li noticed his gaze, he deliberately acted leisurely, even driving with one hand in a dashing manner, putting on a show.

But Bai Bufan still went along with it and praised, "Driving is indeed cool, tsk, I want to drive too. When I turn 18, I'll be the first to get my driver's license."

"Actually, I think the rule that you have to be 18 to drive is unreasonable," Lin Li said seriously upon hearing this.
“I once conducted a survey on men, and the results showed that, among a large number of car accident samples, the number of accidents caused by minors was far less than that caused by adults. Yet the law restricts minors from driving, which is simply absurd.”

"Wow, Lin Li, you're a true statistics expert." Bai Bufan gave him a thumbs up.

I feel like Lin Li is the kind of person who asks everyone on the train during the Spring Festival if they've bought tickets home, and then concludes that everyone has bought tickets.

It feels like they're interviewing every player who's ever played Russian Roulette with real guns and ammunition, and then concluding that Russian Roulette is very safe and that no one ever dies.

"It's alright, just average, not exactly an expert." Lin Li waved his hand modestly.

"Please move into the left lane in advance and make a U-turn at the intersection ahead," the navigation system prompted.

"Really?" Bai Bufan reacted strongly, looking terrified. "Lin Li, stop driving! If you keep going, you'll turn into Louis XVI! I'm out here for fun! Turning around is a real pain—"

According to unofficial historical records, when Louis XVI was being escorted to the execution ground, the guards kindly reminded him, "Turn around in 100 meters ahead."

Louis XVI's favorite road was the highway, because U-turns were prohibited there, making it a veritable paradise.

"Don't worry,"

This time, Lin Li finally didn't make Bai Bufan act like an idiot, and actually cooperated by responding to his words.

"Don't trust navigation systems; they often spout nonsense."

"He just told me to 'keep going straight and stay in the middle two lanes.'"

You probably don't know this because you haven't taken your driving test yet, but if I want to drive in two lanes at the same time, I have to stay in the middle, which means I'm crossing the line and getting points deducted. I can only say that navigation systems are full of tricks; just listen to the good parts.

"Oh, I see. I'm relieved." Hearing Lin Li's words of comfort, Bai Bufan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"By the way, Bufan, could you send Qu Wanqiu a private message so she can prepare?"

With a smile, remembering the important matter, Lin Li slightly turned his head but kept his gaze fixed on the front, raising his chin in a gesture of acknowledgment.

"Aren't you going to come downstairs and surprise her with another message?"

"Girls are different from boys. Boys can be given some time, but for girls, it's best to tell them in advance. And even if we arrive, we don't need to rush them. Let them take their own time. Anyway, there's still plenty of time tonight."

Lin Li explained.

"You didn't give me 'a little time' either," Bai Bufan sneered.

Lin Li: "You are neither a boy nor a girl, you were born, so naturally you fall into the third category."

Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"

“Your mother gave it to me—”

After jokingly cursing, Bai Bufan picked up his phone, but after thinking for a moment, he chose to take Lin Li's phone instead.

"You tell me, I'll send it."

“You little rascal,” Lin Li scoffed, “I’d put a question mark on her.”

Lin Li: ?

Qu Wanqiu: ?

Lin Li: ?

Qu Wanqiu: ?

Lin Li: ?

"..."

The two stubborn individuals began to fight.

In the end, Qu Wanqiu, being the more filial daughter, chose to concede defeat.

Qu Wanqiu: Are you crazy, Lin Li? What are you doing?

"Lin Li has enabled location sharing."

"Qu Wanqiu has joined the shared location feature."

Qu Wanqiu: ?????????

"Qu Wanqiu initiated a voice call."

"Lin Li? Why did you come here? Did you come to play? Or what?" After the call was connected, Qu Wanqiu, that rude girl, didn't even greet me and immediately launched into a barrage of questions.

"I've already picked up Bufan, and we'll be at your house in 12 minutes. Chuchu, do you want to put on makeup? If not, this should be enough time, right?" Lin Li said with a smile, getting straight to the point.

"Huh???" Judging from her voice, Qu Wanqiu was just as bewildered as Bai Bufan had been.

"Anyway, just come downstairs when you're all ready. Don't rush or feel pressured. I drove here, so I'll wait comfortably downstairs. Don't worry. But if you make me wait for more than an hour, you'll know what it means to change your attitude."

"Ah... um... okay... so... we're going out tonight, right?"

"if not."

"where to have fun?"

"do not know."

Qu Wanqiu: "Huh?"

"Oh, it's not important. Chuchu, do you know what's most important when you go out with friends?" Lin Li chuckled casually. "Friends."

Remembering the saying that friends are the best asset, Qu Wanqiu suddenly felt the bond of friendship.

Lin Li: "What friends? Friends are nothing! Come out! Come out first! If you keep dawdling, I'll beat you up when we meet."

Qu Wanqiu's newly grown sapling broke off suddenly.

"I know, I know! It's so annoying! Slow down. Message me when you get there. I should be downstairs in about twenty minutes." Qu Wanqiu's voice suddenly turned irritable.

"Know--"

"Qu Wanqiu is so rude. We haven't even said goodbye yet, and she just hung up the phone." Lin Li sighed, feeling worried about his daughter's future.

"Heh," Bai Bufan chuckled, then patted the car frame: "Play some music, play some music. How can you drive without music? Finally, I can play the songs I like. How do I connect this car to Bluetooth?"

"Play some authentic folk songs," Lin Li reminded Bai Bufan after connecting him to the car's Bluetooth.

If Bai Bufan were to play the film now, he would have to take Bufan Masala.

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's a song by the singer who said purple has a lot of charm."

"Wu Song?"

"Yes, yes, that's him."

Bai Bufan reassured Lin Li and then pressed play.

Another sleepless night~ Lying alone in my lonely bed~

Oh, it's "Plain Face," it's a nice song.

"I admit I miss your wife a little~ because she's so beautiful~"

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"

wrong.

The original lyrics seem to be different.

"I know I shouldn't overthink things~ The huge room feels so empty~ Thinking of how loving you two were fills me with endless sorrow~ Every time I see her, she's different~ (different outfits, different makeup~) I'm not a pervert~ (I only admire her when I look at her) The bright moonlight shines on her face~ Her captivating face makes me nervous~"

"If I look at her again... her eyes will electrify me... I'd be incredibly shameless if I stared at her like that... even though my thoughts are shameless, I can't change them... good bro... light a cigarette... if we bump into each other, just pretend we didn't see each other..."

"If I look at her again, maybe I'll still feel something. After all these years, brothers, let's bury our grudges in yesterday. Loosen your fists. Can't you hit someone without hitting them in the face? I lied to you before. Actually, she was—my first love."

It was so good that Lin Li almost peed his eyes listening to it.

It turns out it wasn't "Bare Face," but "Ordinary Person."

The music was probably composed by Wu Song, but the lyrics were probably written by Cao Cao.

But good music doesn't discriminate based on lyrics.

At first, you might be wondering about it, but by the time you get to the second half, Lin Li and Bai Bufan are already swaying left and right and singing along to the rhythm.

"If I could look at you one more time..."

As he hummed the song, the car entered a relatively spacious but slightly congested area. Lin Li kept the instructions firmly in mind and maintained an appropriate speed.

"Can I hit someone... damn it." Lin Li frowned slightly and turned the steering wheel.

At that moment, a black sedan that looked modified and had an exceptionally loud engine suddenly accelerated from the right lane and overtook us, almost hugging the front of the cars in the lane.

Because of the deceleration, Bai Bufan was jolted by the seatbelt due to inertia. After recovering, he frowned and said, "Is this idiot in such a hurry to be reincarnated?!"

"I've seen plenty of Sigma men, but this is the first time I've ever seen a Sigma man."

Lin Li honked the horn once, annoyed after seeing that the driver was a man.

That's how it is when you're driving; it's really hard not to swear.

Many people genuinely make you wonder how they obtained their driver's licenses.

But whether it was Lin Li's horn that provoked the Sigma man, the black sedan in front of him immediately began to brake repeatedly without warning, its red brake lights flashing incessantly in front of Lin Li's car.

Lin Li slowed down, unhurriedly, and shook his head with a hint of helplessness:

"His parents just had to be greedy for that extra bit. Couldn't they have just skipped the A part? Sometimes I really wanted to just step on the gas and crash into them. Anyway, there's a dashcam, and he'll be primarily responsible."

“That’s not the case,” Bai Bufan reassured Lin Li. “There’s no need for that, Lin Li. You need to know the principle of avoiding conflict with the happy. Don’t get angry with someone whose only source of life is grave robbers.”

The so-called "happy person avoidance principle" means that if you have a happy family, when others provoke, provoke, or even insult you, do not get entangled with them, but know how to avoid and tolerate them.

Because the happier person would suffer the greatest loss if they were to compete with someone else. You can't jeopardize your own happiness just to win a temporary victory or to show off. For them, they're already unfortunate enough; their cost is the lowest, so they don't care.

Lin Li chuckled upon hearing this. If he really wanted to mess with the other party, he didn't need to actually crash into them; a simple poke with the invisible sword would have been enough to make them behave. However, after hearing Bai Bufan's advice, he couldn't help but glance at Bai Bufan:
"Damn, Bufan, you're so unlucky, yet you're trying to follow the principle of 'the happy ones avoid'? Happy people avoid people like you who are unlucky, afraid you'll suddenly lose your temper and go crazy. And you've even started the 'the happy ones avoid' principle. Where is the happiness in your life? But avoiding is indeed your principle, because all you do is sulk. You're a coward."

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan couldn't hold back any longer: "You fucking bastard!"

What a quack doctor! What a terrible doctor! After this treatment, I feel much worse.

"Come on, Lin Li, step on the gas! Today I'll show you the principle of the unfortunate charging forward! Charge forward like a pig! Charge forward like a pig!"

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan, who nearly died instantly, raised his clenched fist, preparing to self-destruct.

But the car in front didn't continue to provoke him. Perhaps his sudden braking wasn't intentional, but simply to slow down, because he turned and cut into a parking space on the side of the road, stopping the car.

The driver got out of the car decisively and walked into the nearby residential area without provoking the other cars or engaging in any other behavior.

It seems to be just ordinary lack of manners, not to the extent of Sima.

There's no need to puncture the tires, but it feels like doing nothing is a bit of a letdown.

Lin Li suddenly smiled slightly.

He then parked his car next to that car.

"Huh? Lin Li, what are you writing?" Bai Bufan asked curiously as he watched Lin Li suddenly stop the car and take out banknotes to start writing.

Lin Li didn't explain immediately, but waited until he finished writing before smiling at Bai Bufan: "Just make a harmless little joke with the other party."

The note read:

"Sorry bro, I scratched your car. Here's a drink for you."

Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then frowned and thought for a long time. After finally understanding Lin Li's plan, he smiled strangely.

"Holy crap, that's so cheap!"

Then Bai Bufan enthusiastically suggested, "Hey, Lin Li, do you have a red envelope? Don't just offer him a bottle of water. Let's leave a note with a red envelope saying we'll compensate him 200, but the red envelope will be empty. He'll think the money was stolen!"

Lin Li: ""

……

After finishing dinner, the man patted his stomach and walked towards his car while flossing.

Then he frowned and noticed a note on his windshield.

Isn't this a public parking space? Where did this ticket come from?
The man, whose mood had suddenly soured, quickly stepped forward.

"Sorry bro, I scratched your car. I've already fixed it with a black pen, but I still think I should compensate you 200. I've put the red envelope under the paper."

man:"?"

Good news, it's not a ticket.

The bad news seems even worse than a ticket!
Your mother!

I've only driven this car for a few months!
Forget about compensation, the man immediately began anxiously circling his car to inspect it.

where?
where?
Where exactly did it get scraped?!
Holy crap!! Using a black pen to repair scratches is such a ruthless trick!
How the hell am I supposed to find this?!

However, the man was relieved, at least it proved that the scratch wasn't very noticeable and could be "repaired" in this way.

No wonder they only compensated 200.

Sighing, the man, who planned to go home and take a closer look at where the scratches were after the next car wash, decided to go get the red envelope first.

Pick up the note.

Sure enough, there were red envelopes below.

empty.

"..."

man:"?"

What about money?

What about money?

Where did my money go?
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(End of this chapter)