The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 475 He's Fully Responsible, What Are You Afraid Of? [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

Even though he hadn't cultivated any skills, a warm current flowed through Lin Li's body.

Because he was taking a shower.

Humming a casual tune, bathed in the gentle flow of water, Lin Li's thoughts drifted.

It seems the class monitor knows about my plans.

But it doesn’t matter.

After all, there's the joy of a sudden appearance, and the pleasure of knowing in advance.

Either way is fine.

However, I hope Zhongdeng doesn't develop sensitive skin, because from a certain perspective, tonight is another day of forcibly taking Yingbao away from him.

I'm a pure lover of Crypt Lords.

A smile involuntarily crept onto his lips, but Lin Li quickly patted his mouth, reminding himself not to laugh, or he would lose merit.

This deduction of merit has nothing to do with Zhongdeng. Lin Li considers himself a little emperor and is currently taking a bath. It is common knowledge that the joke about the emperor bathing is detrimental to merit. This is the reason. Please be aware.

"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit—"

The patting motion on the corner of my mouth was a little too forceful, and I accidentally bumped my elbow against the mixing valve, turning the warm water into scalding hot water.

Your mother!

This is the most difficult device in the world to operate. Sometimes, Lin Li even wonders if the area where people feel comfortable is actually smaller than a quark.

Otherwise, why would there be scorching lava a little further ahead, but turn into an extremely cold glacier a little further back?

Fortunately, the cultivator's physique was exceptional, and with his divine sense fully activated, the water temperature returned to normal after careful adjustments by bomb disposal expert Lin Li.

"call--"

After doing all this, Lin Lixuan turned his gaze to the system.

Task 2 is complete.

[You have received the following rewards: Title: Protector of Flowers; Physique Improvement: Overall Recovery Ability Increased by 50%; Random System-Oriented Item *1; System Currency *100]

[Guardian Angel: When wearing this title, any female character will be immune to damage if she is within ten meters of you; the target can only be changed after at least three hours of being designated.]

Task 5 is complete.

[You have received the following rewards: Physical Improvement: Stamina cap increased by 100%; Random System-Oriented Item *1; System Currency *100]

The two tasks were completed in turn: sending Zhu Ning back and handing over the young man's juice to the Allies.

This was Lin Li's real purpose in sending Zhu Ning back, and the result did not disappoint him.

As for the results of the two system items, they are as follows—

You have received the "Initial Discount for the Shop System".

You have obtained the "Sub-Title (100%)".

[Store Mechanism - Initial Discount: When the store refreshes its inventory in the future, there is a small chance that the refreshed items will have a random discount, which can be used to purchase the item once.]

[Secondary Title: After use, you will equip an additional secondary title, and the effect of that title will be 100% active.]

I previously got a secondary title with a 50% effect, but this time it's 100%. Now I can wear three titles at the same time, which is quite useful.

As for the former, it's another matter of luck, while Lin Li thinks that something that can be directly emphasized as having a low probability in the description should be considered a once-in-a-lifetime event.

You should know that we previously had a "Shop Mechanism - Probability Designation" feature, and we've refreshed it several times now, but we still haven't had a single chance to designate a refresh.

But something is better than nothing, so let's just say it's better than nothing.

The most regrettable thing was that no discount coupon was issued. Looking at the 1200 system currency on the panel, Lin Li hesitated for a moment, but still spent 1000 to buy the "Proof of Telepathy".

[Proof of Telepathy: After being refined, when worn on the body, the wearer's soul cannot be perceived by the outside world, and the soul will continue to be nourished and enhanced.]

There is a chance to enter the "telepathy" state, which greatly enhances one's spiritual abilities and allows one to capture the thoughts of other beings; the "telepathy" state lasts from ten seconds to ten minutes.

If one actively shatters the "Proof of Telepathy," one will inevitably enter a ten-minute "Telepathy" state. After shattering, it requires a week to repair itself. Upon recovery, one can no longer passively enter the "Telepathy" state, nor will it nourish the soul or render it imperceptible.

It would be best if there were a 50% discount or something, which would save 500 system currency, but as the saying goes, buy early and enjoy early, buy late and enjoy the discount.

Consider it as a way to allow your soul to begin being nourished and enhanced earlier.

I had enough currency but was reluctant to buy things, mainly because I didn't know how much system currency would be needed to travel to the all-female world, so I wanted to keep it for later use.

I'm not worried for now. I still have 200 left after spending it all, which is enough.

Like the "Proof of Telepathy," the "Proof of Celestial Beings" can change at will in a small volume after it is manifested, except that the color is white instead of silver. Lin Li simply let it intertwine with the "Proof of Celestial Beings" and the "Water-Avoiding Bead" that was being absorbed.

The final result was surprisingly good, turning into a very delicate-looking piece of jewelry.

After changing his clothes, Lin Li went downstairs and found Wu Min's car in the underground parking lot.

Lin Li got into a regular black sedan, opened the door with the spare key, turned on the navigation, started the engine, and set off.

With the car on navigation and music playing, and occasionally using his phone to chat in group chats as if he were still at home, Lin Li left Xiling safely.

Wu Min was worried about having a car accident, but that was impossible.

Lin Li firmly remembered the driving safety secret Kobe Bryant specifically told drivers when he retired: "Slow down! Look carefully before you drive!"

The translation is: "Why have I never been in a car accident in my life? First, don't drive too fast. Second, always make sure to check your surroundings several times before you act."

Always missed.

Follow the will.

After driving for half an hour, we successfully arrived at our destination.

Lin Li took out his phone and sent a message to Bai Bufan.

The other party did not reply immediately, so Lin Li opened the online gaming group.

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

"Zhang Haoyang: Everyone says that Genshin Impact doesn't exist in the real world, and I just laugh. Whenever I play badminton and the wind blows it away, I stand there and smile helplessly, saying, 'Hahahaha, Venti, stop messing around.' When I'm scared by thunder, I think of the Thunder General's appearance, and I'm no longer afraid. When I travel and see towering mountains, I marvel at Zhongli's greatness. When I see lush green trees, I think of Nashida's adorable appearance."

Wang Ze: When you see a cup leaking electricity, do you laugh and say, "General Thunder, stop fooling around?"

Qin Zeyu: When you're hiking and see a mudslide, do you laugh and say, "Lord Zhongli, stop masturbating?"

Zhou Baowei: When you see it raining, do you laugh and say, "Lady Funina, stop spraying me with water?"

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

Yang Bangjie: So every time you see the tree hole, do you laugh and say, "Lady Naxida, stop seducing people?"

Zhang Haoyang: ?

Zhang Haoyang: Holy crap, I love Genshin Impact so much! I've discovered that Genshin Impact is a get-out-of-jail-free card. No matter how outrageous my comments are, as long as Genshin Impact is on my homepage, the first law will automatically be triggered. At most, I'll get a critical comment saying I'm just playing Genshin Impact, but my parents are safe.

Lin Li: Actually, it's a tacit acceptance that it's no longer there.

Zhang Haoyang: ?

Zhang Haoyang: Lin Li, can't you say something nice for once?

Lin Li: "Fireworks" actually implies "stars" because "rainbow" no longer includes "flowers."

Zhang Haoyang: ?

Ignoring Zhang Haoyang's question mark, he opened the group voice chat and found that Bai Bufan was not among the online members.

Just as Lin Li was about to call Bai Bufan, Bai Bufan replied to his message.

Bai Bufan: What's wrong?

Lin Li: What are you doing right now?

Bai Bufan: Just died while playing a game.

Appropriate timing for chatting.

Lin Li: Staying home tonight? Not going out?

Bai Bufan: I need to go out of the market. There's been a lot of trouble around my neighborhood over the past two weeks, and I'm too scared to leave the house.

Lin Li: What is it?

Bai Bufan: Recently, there have been frequent incidents of indecent assault, causing a great uproar, and the police have even come.

Lin Li: What are you afraid of, you're a man?

Bai Bufan: I'm afraid of being recognized.

Lin Li: Then you really should be afraid.

Bai Bufan: So what do you want from me?

Lin Li: Go downstairs.

Bai Bufan: ?

Bai Bufan: What is that?

Lin Li: Hurry up and get downstairs. Stop whining like a woman.

Bai Bufan: I'm being perfectly straight, not crooked.

Lin Li: Downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs...

Bai Bufan: Wait, what? Didn't I say I was still playing games?!

Lin Li: Can you pause for a second?

Bai Bufan: You son of a bitch.

Lin Li: I'm giving you five minutes to get downstairs. Hurry up, or come out and fight me if you're a true brother. Bai Bufan: ???

Bai Bufan: Are you downstairs?

Bai Bufan: My game won't end in five minutes! What will happen to my virtual parents if I go downstairs now?

Bai Bufan: ?

Bai Bufan: You fucking stopped replying to my messages, you beast!

Bai Bufan: Speak! Look in my ASS!!

Bai Bufan: Damn it! You beast! Just you wait! Buy me eight resurrection armors later!

Bai Bufan, feeling the silent treatment, gave his phone the middle finger and sent a message in the game team chat saying, "Sorry, my sister just said she saw my wife and her husband go to a hotel, so I have to go offline." He immediately got up, grabbed a coat from the chair next to the bed, and walked out.

Although I think Lin Li is indeed a bit crazy, I am also a little happy and looking forward to it.

Tsk, if Lin Li weren't downstairs, he would really be angry this time.

Of course, it has to be the kind where we can make up.

But if he's really downstairs, then let him go out.

Even if Lin Li was just passing by, and then told him to come downstairs and then go back, treating him like a fool, Bai Bufan would accept it. At most, he would curse at him to his face, but he would never get angry.

Send them all, bro.

Bro.

Meanwhile, Bai Bufan's parents, who were in the living room, watched him hurriedly walk towards the entrance and start putting on his shoes. Bai's mother asked with some surprise, "Bufan, are you going out?"

Bai Bufan: "I don't know."

Mother Bai: "?"

"What do you mean by 'you don't know'?" After a moment's hesitation upon receiving this answer, Bai's mother continued, "What were you doing downstairs?"

Bai Bufan: "I don't know. I was wondering why I went downstairs."

"When are you coming back?"

Bai Bufan: "I don't know."

Mr. and Mrs. Bai: "?"

The two exchanged a glance. Oh no, it seems their large size is completely ruined.

I think I should cancel the account now; leveling up an account is too expensive.

"Dad, don't be impulsive! It was Lin Li who called me to go out! But he didn't tell me anything! That's why I didn't know!"

Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed his father getting up and starting to pull out his belt. Bai Bufan hurriedly put on his shoes and said urgently.

"Lin Li? Is he downstairs at home?" Although Mr. Bai did not attend the parent-teacher conference, he had naturally heard of Lin Li, so he asked with a puzzled look.

Bai Bufan paused for a moment before giving the standard answer: "...Dad, I really don't know this time."

Father Bai: "?"

Before the belt hit the ground with a whooshing sound, Bai Bufan had already opened the door and run out.

I jogged to the first-floor entrance, looked around twice but didn't see Lin Li. Just as I was about to take out my phone to greet him with the family tree, a loudspeaker blared from not far away.

"Beep-beep-"

Bai Bufan looked up and saw that the front window of a parked car across the street had rolled down. The driver inside was looking straight ahead, showing only his profile, pretending to be smoking, with his left hand out of the window, looking nonchalant.

"You even installed it, huh!" Bai Bufan paused for a moment, then pointed at Lin Li and laughed and scolded.

There weren't many people on the roads in the residential area, so Bai Bufan looked around and then jogged directly towards Lin Li.

Having finished his act, Lin Li smiled and looked at Bai Bufan, who was heading straight for him, preparing to greet him—

"Ouch!! Someone's been hit!! This car hit someone!! It hurts so much!! It hurts so much!!!"

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"

Bai Bufan didn't head straight for Lin Li, but for the front of the car. After lying down on it for a moment, he started rolling around on the ground.

Damn you!
Trying to scam me, huh?

Xiao Zhou's influence eventually reached Xiao Bai.

"People's hearts are no longer what they used to be—the world is going to the dogs—they hit someone and then don't take responsibility—" Bai Bufan wailed hoarsely, until the next second:
Car: "Vroom—"

"What am I doing?"

Bai Bufan was immersed in his art when he suddenly heard the sound of a car starting up. He sat up abruptly and saw the bright headlights and Lin Li grinning menacingly in the driver's seat.

Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"

Oh dear, I've gone too far. It looks like I'm really going to get hit and killed.

"Don't be impulsive! Don't be impulsive! Lin Li! Especially your feet, don't get excited!" Bai Bufan scrambled to his feet.

"Forest--"

Bai Bufan didn't finish speaking because the car started moving.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Damn it! Lin Li, you're not human! You really crashed into me! You're alive now!!"

Bai Bufan began to flee, and Lin Li began to give chase.

He runs away, he chases, he can't fly.

"Bu Fan, I'll take full responsibility, what are you afraid of?" Lin Li grinned and shouted out of the car window at Bai Bu Fan, who was fleeing in front of him.

"You still ask me what I'm afraid of? I'm afraid of dying!" Bai Bufan even had the leisure to turn around and give the middle finger, laughing and cursing.

"Bufan! What are you running for? You're a grown man, don't run around like a child. It's embarrassing if the neighbors see you like that."

Upon hearing his mother's voice, Bai Bufan subconsciously looked up and saw his mother leaning out from the balcony.

Bai Bufan kept his head up as he ran, first pointing to himself, then to the car chasing him from behind: "Mom, didn't you see? This car is going to hit me!"

“I saw it,” Bai’s mother nodded, “but he’s entirely responsible, so what are you afraid of?”

Bai Bufan: "..."

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

My own mother.

It seems she desperately wants her cold, impersonal child to be replaced by warm, digital numbers in her bank account to keep her company.

Never mind, let's just consider it fulfilling our filial duty.

Seeing that Bai Bufan had given up in despair, Lin Li parked the car steadily, then leaned out and waved to the building, greeting it with a smile: "Hello, Auntie!"

"Hey! Okay! Lin Li," Bai's mother said with a smile and waved her hand, "You've already got your driver's license?"

"Yes, I just received it recently."

"Wow, that's amazing! Is this your mom's car?"

"Yes, my mom went to play mahjong, so I borrowed her car."

"Oh, where are you planning to go tonight?"

"Auntie, I didn't know."

These words sounded like question marks coming from Bai Bufan, but from Lin Li's mouth, Bai's mother only smiled kindly.

"Okay, you guys have fun. Are you going to stay until after midnight to celebrate the New Year before going home?"

“Yes, that should be the case,” Lin Li nodded, and then immediately said, “But don’t worry, Auntie, I’ll bring Bufan back. It’ll be absolutely safe and efficient.”

“It would be too much trouble to send it back. Xi Ling lives so far from here. No need, no need. You can just have him take a taxi back.” Mother Bai quickly waved her hand politely.

“It’s okay, it’s convenient. I have a classmate nearby who needs a ride. She’s a girl, and I can’t let her take a taxi home alone after midnight.”

"Oh, if it's on the way, then that's fine. If not, then you don't need to bring Bufan."

"alright, I got it."

"..."

Bai Bufan listened to the conversation between his mother and her son.

It moved a billion people to tears.

Anyway, my cousin wanted to cry.

Not interesting.

When his mother finally realized that the current way of talking was not very elegant and stopped the conversation, she gestured for Lin Li and Bai Bufan to go play first, and she also went to do her own thing.

Bai Bufan finally sighed, stood in front of the car, his face ashen.
"Lin Li, come on in!"

Without maternal love, life would be meaningless.

Lin Li: "OvO".

Car: "Buzz—buzz—"

Bai Bufan: "Wait!"

"Wait!!"

"I was just joking, bro!! Stop the car! Your priority right now is to comfort me! Stop the car! Don't crash, don't actually crash, damn it!!"
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