The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 477 Xi Ling's Guide to Picking Up Girls [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

"Lin Li, if it weren't for the time constraints, I really wanted you to keep parking behind that guy so we could livestream and see his reaction."

Bai Bufan adjusted the seat to its maximum recline angle, lay down on it, touched the ceiling of the car with his hand, and spoke with a smile on his lips.

"Bu Fan, if you continue to have this habit of returning to the crime scene after committing a crime, you'll get caught sooner or later."

Lin Li was equally relaxed, as he had already parked his car and was simply waiting for Qu Wanqiu to come down at the entrance of her residential complex. Upon hearing this, he shared his criminal experiences.

"Damn, Lin Li, if you ever go to a public bathhouse in the north, you'll definitely get overcharged." Bai Bufan tapped on the car roof, and a booming voice came from behind him, laughing as he answered.

"Indeed, after all, I'm too old. Going to the bathhouse would make other men feel inferior, which would affect the bathhouse's revenue. It's only right to charge more money," Lin Li said seriously.

Bai Bufan rolled his eyes and sighed, "Idiot, what I meant was that you're too cunning. If you're too tired from rubbing, you should charge more."

"Likewise," Lin Li sneered.

“Indeed, mine is too big.” Bai Bufan nodded happily again.

"But let's not talk about the bathhouse," Lin Li added.
"Last time I passed by a newly opened bathhouse, the owner was shouting at the door, saying that there was a big opening discount: 10 yuan per person for the men's bathhouse and 100 yuan per person for the women's bathhouse. I was a little confused and wondered why there was such a big price difference between men and women, so I went up and asked."

The owner said, "That's how we operate here. By the way, sir, which one would you like to join?"

"So it's a buffet? If so, I think it's worth the 90 yuan." Bai Bufan stroked his chin.

"Worthless! I spent a hundred and found that the women's bathhouse was full of men too!"
I got angrier and angrier, so I went out and spent another ten yuan to get into the men's bathhouse, and damn it, it was full of men!

Lin Li angrily punched the back of the chair behind him and said hatefully.

"Did you choose a strategy that results in a huge loss over a small one, Haglin? If your life were streamed live, there would be no shortage of comments, right?"

"Then there will probably be even more porn stars." Lin Li didn't deny it, but only added.

"Speaking of which, are there any good movies you can recommend?"

"Didn't you say you'd quit this year? And you even recommended it?"

"It's almost next year, so it's better to be prepared."

"..."

The two chattered away in the car, jumping from topic to topic very quickly.

To be honest, it would be difficult for the average person to keep up with their pace. If they listened to them without thinking, they might just think it was a conversation between immortals.

Here I would like to mention a classmate surnamed Huang and a classmate surnamed Zhou, but unfortunately they are not here.

"Master, is Xiling coming or not?" A familiar female voice asked suddenly when there was a knock on the car window.

"No, no, we'll only go through Erxianqiao and Chenghua Avenue." Lin Li said with a smile as he unlocked the car door, then nudged Bufan with his elbow: "Sit the seat back."

Qu Wanqiu opened the car door and got in. Like Bai Bufan, she first looked around the interior of the car and then made some admiring sounds.

Lin Li stopped humming and looked at the road ahead... or rather, the system.

After a long period of training and passing several complex tests, you finally gained the Empire's approval and became a true mech pilot.

A friend jokingly entrusted me with a task; the speaker meant no harm, but the listener took it to heart. Since I have the ability, why not do what I can?

[Mission triggered!]

[Mission Two: Pilot a mech to complete at least 10 requests from citizens of an unfamiliar empire (0/10)]

[Mission Rewards: Physical Improvement: Mech Synchronization Index +10; Random Ability *1; System Currency *150]

Considering Qu Wanqiu's joke just now, is she asking herself to become a taxi driver?
After a brief moment of thought, Lin Li decided to put the task aside for the time being.

Anyway, it's a task with no time limit.

The task requirements also emphasized that the individuals must be strangers, meaning that even if one wanted to test the task's completion requirements, one could not target "three people and a dog".

Then we can consider it later.

As for immediately shifting the focus of tonight to the mission, Lin Li wasn't that pragmatic and had absolutely no interest in it.

Let alone this untimed mission, even if it were timed, Lin Li would probably just choose to give up and let things be as they are with the "three people and one dog".

"Am I driving?" Since seatbelts weren't mandatory in the back, Lin Li signaled as he started the car after Qu Wanqiu closed the door.

"Go ahead, go ahead," Qu Wanqiu nodded, then confirmed one thing: "Lin Li, you're taking me back tonight, right? It might be hard to get a taxi tonight, and you wouldn't want a girl like me to be all alone and wandering across towns in the middle of the night, would you?"

"It's a gift, don't worry." Lin Li nodded with a smile.

"That's fine. Should we go pick up Sihan or Yuying now?"

"Dingzi is closer, let's pick up Dingzi first."

“Okay,” Qu Wanqiu nodded, “So where are we going to play tonight?”

Lin Li still gave the same excellent answer: "I don't know."

"What do you mean you don't know?!"

"Didn't I tell you on the phone? The important thing about going out is the trip itself; the fun is secondary. Chirp, you can start thinking about where to spend New Year's Day once everyone's here." Lin Li said in a relaxed tone.

So you just went out without any plan at all!

"Because there's no need for a plan, even if tonight it's just driving around with you guys all night and chatting, I'll still find it enjoyable. That's my sincere affection and love for you 'Three Dogs'."

"Yue—don't be disgusting."

Even if Qu Wanqiu secretly agreed, at this moment she could only express her disdain with a gloomy expression.

"How about we drive all night tonight, on the highway? I want to see the Nibelungen," Bai Bufan said enthusiastically.

"Idiot, I'm an intern, I'm not qualified to drive on the highway."

"Lin Li, you piece of trash."

"If you're an experienced driver, I might be allowed on the highway. As for who's the incompetent one, I can't say for sure," Lin Li sneered.

"Bufan, call Dingzi for me."

"Row."

"Hello? Lin Li, what's up?" The call was quickly answered, and Ding Sihan's puzzled voice came through.

"We'll be downstairs in 26 minutes. Get ready if you need to, no rush, but don't keep us waiting too long." Lin Li got straight to the point.

Ding Sihan responded with "Ahhhhhh" again, but it wasn't a war cry, because these "ah"s were very expressive, ranging from the first to the fourth tone.

"Did I hear Wanqiu's laughter?"

"You heard me right, Sihan, it's me."

"Why are you asking so many questions? Are you coming out or not? If you don't, I'll come downstairs and beat you up! If you do come out, I'll treat you to midnight snacks tonight," Lin Li said, frowning.

Qu Wanqiu: "Why did I only threaten you and not offer any bribes?! Lin Li, you only said you were going to beat me up, right?"

Bai Bufan: "Why didn't I try to coerce or bribe you? Lin Li, you didn't even bother to warn me before you crashed into me, did you?"

"Heh, what kind of inducement is this?"

Upon hearing this, Ding Sihan chuckled. There were already rustling sounds on her end, suggesting she was preparing to leave, but she stubbornly refused to admit it.
"No fun, I don't want to go out tonight."

You've learned all of Jianjian's arrogant and tsundere ways, haven't you?

"Damn, you won't even eat the midnight snack I offered you?" Lin Li found it amusing.

"Sorry, late-night snack? I'm on a diet, I have absolutely no interest in that. If that's all you have, don't contact me again, I'm hanging up." Ding Sihan scoffed haughtily.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, gave a strange smile, and then spoke softly to the phone on the phone stand in the middle:

"Dingzi, other people lose weight because they're fat and don't look good. You're not good-looking to begin with, so why do you need to lose weight?"

"Besides, weight loss will reduce your breasts first, and if you lose weight again, they'll probably be gone."

Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu: "Oo?"

"..."

"Aaaaaaahh ...

This time it's a real battle cry.

It seems that Ding Sihan is not at home but in Baidi City, because the sound of monkeys crying on both sides of the river can not be stopped on the other end of the phone.

Where are you now?!

"Beep—" Lin Li smiled without saying a word, and simply reached out to hang up the phone.

He then continued driving, watching the road. Amidst Qu Wanqiu's laughter, and clearly noticing Bai Bufan's admiring gaze in the passenger seat, Lin Li smiled faintly:
"Not bad, this is one of the communication skills I taught you for talking to girls."

"Look, we were supposed to be the ones asking the girl out, but thanks to my excellent conversation skills, it's now the girl who's anxiously asking where we are. I guarantee Dingzi will definitely accept my invitation tonight."

But we can't get carried away at this point. Now that we know the outcome, we should simply hang up the phone and play hard to get, directly manipulating the girl's psychology to make her unable to resist.

This is the art of communication with the opposite sex. The charm and techniques of language are all here. Study it carefully, you'll definitely find it useful in the future.

Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up: "My mentor!"

After learning this, having your WeChat team and friends on your contact list is a huge victory. "Lin Li...you...you're finished...you...just wait to die...cherish your...last half hour of life..."

Ding Sihan's voice came from behind Lin Li's ear, clear as day.

Now it was Lin Li's turn to burst out laughing. He glanced at the rearview mirror and saw that Qu Wanqiu was holding her phone speaker to her ear.

Clearly, Ding Sihan probably knew that calling herself would be hung up again, so she went around to Qu Wanqiu instead.

"Chirp chirp, you traitor! If I get scared and have a car accident, will you pay for the repairs if the insurance company refuses to cover it?" Lin Li laughed as he listened to Ding Sihan's resentful mutterings.

"So, the concern was the repair cost, not the people in the car?" Bai Bufan gave another thumbs up, considering the possibility of jumping out of the car to save his life.

After being scolded by Ding Sihan a few more times, she finally hung up the phone and prepared to leave.

Qu Wanqiu doesn't wear makeup much, but she enjoys studying it, so even though she has half an hour, it probably won't be enough.

"What kind of music are you playing?" When only the three of them and the car's music were left in the car, Qu Wanqiu finally couldn't help but complain.

"Fragrant mist rises gently, swirling in the wind, like a light veil dancing; treading through snow-covered rivers, entering sacred mountains, one overhears the cry of a snow leopard."

The melody is familiar, like "Blue and White Porcelain," but the lyrics are off. Although it's very artistic, it's not the original. The most frustrating thing is the singing voice; it makes your lungs itch, like it was sung by your mother.

"She's a singer who's even better than Jay Chou. Ding Ay Chou's 'Ding Hua Ci' is a song that ranks highly among the most awesome Ding-style songs," Lin Li explained.

It's impossible to keep playing "Amateur" on repeat for so long. Bai Bufan has a lot of non-anthropomorphic songs on his phone, with Ding Qu making up half of them, so it's their turn now.

Qu Wanqiu: "?"

Ding Ay Chou's eccentric behavior really made Qu Wanqiu lose her temper.

And he is indeed a bit stronger than Jay Chou.

"Hey, why is Jay Chou called Jay Chou and not Jay Zhou?" Qu Wanqiu suddenly asked curiously.

“Oh, I know that. It’s the spelling method used in Taiwan. Zhou is pronounced ‘chou’, not the pinyin system used in mainland China.” Bai Bufan answered immediately upon hearing this.

"I see." Qu Wanqiu nodded, then stopped complaining and leaned back in the car, enjoying the song.

This is real music!

……

The meeting point was right downstairs from Ding Sihan's house, a very familiar spot.

After parking his car at the entrance of the residential area, he sent a message saying he had arrived.

"Bang!!!"

Ding Sihan, who had clearly said she would be down in three minutes, suddenly jumped out of the driver's side window, knocked on the window, and then yelled.

They probably crouched down and sneaked over. As for how they found the car without telling us their location, it's because there was a traitor in the car.

Lin Li wasn't scared by this, but he rolled down the car window with amusement: "Childish, boring trick."

Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, why is your crotch area wet? Are you sweating?"

Lin Li: "Of course it's pee. This level of fright isn't enough to make me sweat."

"Dingzi, you're really staring at this spot? Damn it, get down here!" Lin Li said with a disdainful laugh while protecting his crotch.

Pointing out the obvious made Ding Sihan blush, but she immediately grabbed Lin Li by the collar through the window:
"You haven't forgotten what you said half an hour ago, have you, Lin Li!"

"We'll settle both the old and new scores! You can just die!!"

"You've misunderstood! Let me explain!" Lin Li said quickly.

"Okay, I'll give you a chance."

“I haven’t forgotten,” Lin Li said seriously, looking at Ding Sihan. “What I said half an hour ago was, Ding Zi, other people lose weight because they’re fat and don’t look good. You’re not good-looking to begin with, so why do you need to lose weight? And if you lose weight, you’ll lose breasts first, and then you’ll probably lose them all. Right? Not a single word was wrong. I remember it all.”

Ding Sihan: "..."

So, he was explaining that he had "misunderstanding" that Lin Li had forgotten about this matter?

Ding Sihan smiled.

Lin Li died.

By the time Lin Li finished watching the advertisement and was revived, Ding Sihan had already gotten into the back seat of the car and sat next to Qu Wanqiu.

Then, naturally, she asked about tonight's plans. And just like Qu Wanqiu, she witnessed Lin Li's nonchalant, arrogant tone as he replied, "I still don't know what to do tonight."

After a brief silence and disdain, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu excitedly took out their phones to discuss and search for plans for the evening.

"You said traditional cigarettes taste bland and even dogs wouldn't smoke them~ I only want to enjoy my Rick 5~ I promised to smoke them a lot~ Half a day isn't enough~ Why are you going to take my Rick for yourself~"

After driving for a while, listening to her cousin Eason Chan's song "Transfer of Addiction / (Under the Red Pagoda Mountain)", Ding Sihan suddenly thought of Chen Yuying and looked up at Lin Li:

"Hey Lin Li, didn't Yu Ying say in the group chat that she's going out tonight? Will she be able to pick someone up?"

"Don't worry, how could I make such a mistake?" Lin Li smiled. "I reminded her not to leave a long time ago, but unfortunately it seems that she found out I was going to see her tonight."

Lin Li also casually called Chen Yuying.

"Hello~"

"I'll be at your building in seven minutes."

"Sure."

"Okay, see you later?"

"Uh-huh."

After a brief conversation, the call ended.

"See? We found out beforehand." Lin Li chuckled and shrugged.

"That's true, but who knows if you deliberately told her in advance to give Yingbao time to prepare?" Ding Sihan clicked her tongue and nodded, then asked with concern:
"Won't Yingbao feel like it's just the two of you, and when she sees the three of us standing around, will she force a smile?"

"No, don't forget I asked everyone's status in the group chat. She's not an idiot like you."

"Lin Li, you'd better die!!"

"Are you willing to?"

"I'm going to tell Yuying later that you're flirting with me."

"yue——"

"Lin Li, what are you spitting out!"

"Bai Bufan, what are you spitting out again?!"

It didn't take long for Lin Li to arrive at Chen Yuying's apartment building.

Unlike the unsuspecting "two dogs," who arrived by car before getting out, Chen Yuying, who was prepared, could see her standing in front of the building as soon as she turned the corner.

Under the warm yellow glow of the streetlights, she stood quietly in the cool night breeze, wearing a knee-length off-white cashmere coat. The soft fur trim around the collar accentuated the gentle lines of her jawline.

Underneath the coat was a knitted dress, with a glimpse of ankle peeking out from under the hem, followed by a pair of simple snow boots.

Her hair wasn't curly today; it was long and smooth, draped over her shoulders. She tilted her head slightly, her gaze searching for oncoming traffic. Even from a distance, you could see the whiteness of her cheeks, like a newly blossoming night-blooming cereus.

Chen Yuying didn't recognize Wu Min's car, so she only locked onto her target when the "special" car started to slow down and turn.

As the distance shortened, Lin Li and Bai Bufan could be clearly seen through the front window.

Her eyebrows suddenly curved upwards, and a light, bright smile bloomed on Chen Yuying's lips. She tilted her head to the side, waiting quietly.

"Bufan, I just taught you how to get a girl to go out with me. Now I'll teach you how to say sweet nothings to a girl."

Lin Li smiled and said something to Bai Bufan, then pulled the car over to Chen Yuying's side, rolled down the window, and spoke in a low, bubbly voice:
"Beautiful lady, do you have body odor?"

Bai Bufan: "Oo?"

My dear teacher, you...

“Otherwise,” Lin Li raised a greasy eyebrow, “why are you so alluring, like a fox?”

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Li added a wink, something he hadn't done in a long time.

Bai Bufan: "oO?"

Tsk.

Bai Bufan felt that saying there was still one WeChat team member left in the friend list was too conservative.

If Zhen Bailin were to consider Lin Li as his mentor.

The WeChat team probably couldn't help but delete themselves.
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