The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 442 could perhaps be considered a plot twist.

Lin Li, having finished his service, walked calmly toward the school gate, keeping his achievements and fame hidden.

From the direction of the restroom behind us, we could still faintly hear Zhang Jing's suppressed roar.

Based on the content of his roar, it seems he intends to first grind Zhang Jing's mother to dust, making Zhang Jing a single-parent family, and then cut Zhang Jing's father in half, allowing Zhang Jing to regain a two-parent family.

You're a miracle worker, buddy.

In this way, he can vent his anger without causing any real loss to Zhang Jing, his life will not change, and the two can still be good friends afterward.

Lin Li clicked his tongue in admiration.

It's true that you should learn as long as you live.

It seems we should not underestimate the heroes of the world. Although the feng shui of other towns in Nansang may not be as good as that of Xiling, there are still some brilliant wisdoms among outsiders that we can learn from.

If you look down on all outsiders because of this, you'll eventually suffer a major setback.

Reflect!
Lin Li glanced at the time; there were only five minutes left before the exam officially started, but he still returned to the signboard.

Every bit of progress we can squeeze out is a piece of cake.

Lin Li felt no sense of urgency whatsoever. After all, being late didn't mean he couldn't take the exam. As long as he wasn't too late and got disqualified, it was fine.

But precisely because there were only six minutes left, the number of students appearing at the door at this time was not only much less than before, but almost every one of them was walking hurriedly and looking anxious.

Almost all students from other schools would ask Lin Li, a student from the school, again after seeing the sign to get a definite answer and avoid having to go to the wrong place and search all over again.

But Lin Li did not take them to the examination hall again.

Time is too tight, and everyone is running to get there, so it's not good to build rapport. Plus, you'll definitely prioritize getting to the exam hall over the restroom.

Moreover, accepting his services will lower his SAN value. It only lasts five minutes, and after the service is finished, there probably won't be much time left for the victim to adjust his mental state. If this affects the victim's competition performance, it goes against Lin Li's original intention.

Bai Bufan is bad, but he shouldn't be this bad!

Therefore, Lin Li at this moment is just a normal human volunteer, offering guidance to all the hastily prepared test takers.

They would even thoughtfully ask if these people had brought any tools such as pens, pencils, and rulers, and if not, they would give them any extras they had.

Of course, students of this school should not come to ask for it; if they do, we will kill them.

Alumni are greeted with hunting rifles, and enemies are met with fine wine. Respect.

This method of progress tracking is definitely slower than using the toilet service, but it's better than nothing.

"..."

"Thank you, thank you!" A boy who had received the guidance said, turning back to express his gratitude as he jogged away.

"You're welcome. There's still time. Slow down, or you might fall and die."

"……Thanks."

Lin Li turned around to greet the next person, but suddenly raised an eyebrow – it seemed that an extraordinary person had arrived at Nansang Middle School.

It's obvious that this person's aura is out of place with those around them.

While others rushed in a hurry, getting out of their families or taking a taxi at the gate and immediately running into the school, he walked into the school step by step at a very slow and leisurely pace.

The person had their head down, with the hood of their sweatshirt pulled up, and a mask covering their face, making it impossible to see their features. This only highlighted their powerful and unique aura.

Lin Li couldn't help but feel a sense of kinship—clearly, this guy, like himself, probably thought that the preliminary round of the competition wouldn't be too difficult, and that advancing was a sure thing, hence his calm and leisurely demeanor.

Yes, there are still five minutes left before the exam, what's the rush?

Based on the fact that the boy was wearing his school uniform over his hoodie, it can be determined that he is a student of Nansang No. 2 Middle School, which is also located in Xiling.

Well done, you didn't embarrass Xiling!

After praising it in his heart, Lin Li looked away when someone next to him asked for directions.

The boy slowly approached the exam room sign. When he heard Lin Li's voice as he helped other candidates answer questions about the exam room layout, he slightly raised his head, adjusted his direction, and walked towards Lin Li.

Lin Li narrowed his eyes upon noticing this. "The king wants to see the king?"

Finally, the boy approached Lin Li and then finally raised his head, his eyes under the brim of his hat looking at Lin Li.

"Hey, classmate," the voice came through the mask, carrying a tense, suppressed quality, making each word sound distinct: "Excuse me...where's the toilet lately—"

Lin Li: "?"

The fabric along the brim of the boy's hat was soaked with sweat, and fine beads of sweat kept seeping and rolling down his forehead. Although his mask covered half of his face, his eyes were filled with anxiety and... pain.

After the boy finished speaking, his body seemed to tense up slightly, almost uncontrollably.

"Eek~ Ah~"

Along with the silvery cry, a faint but unmistakable "thud" sound came from behind through the fabric.

Not only did the sound come out, but there was also a foul stench.

Lin Li: "..."

Hey, wait a minute.

It seems my judgment was wrong.

This guy might not be a master as calm and confident as I am; he just seems to have run out of ideas.

It's not that he's not in a hurry; the reason he's walking slowly is that he's already reached his physiological limit. He's afraid that if he takes even a slightly larger step or makes even a slightly more forceful movement, his taut sphincter muscles will instantly break down.

It's not that he doesn't want to move, it's that he's afraid to move.

"Wind Control" was quietly activated, preventing the stench from reaching him. Looking at the progress of the task that had come to him, Lin Li nodded: "I understand, classmate. Of course I know. I'll take you there now."

After saying that, Lin Li stepped forward and reached out to help the poor man who was covered in excrement.

"Eek~ Ah~ Don't touch me~" The boy almost screamed, his voice filled with misery.

After Lin Li's hand stopped moving, the boy hunched over like a bowstring, held his breath, and looked terrified: "No need to help... really... I can walk by myself... just walk slowly..."

Lin Li raised an eyebrow, naturally not insisting: "Alright, then you can come with me."

"Thank you, thank you—" The other person nodded slightly in gratitude and took a difficult step forward.

"Approximately how far?" the boy asked through gritted teeth, clinging to a glimmer of hope.

"Walk about 100 meters," Lin Li replied, turning around.

The boy froze, his face turning even paler: "100... is that... too much? Is there... a smaller... option?"

Lin Li nodded: "Yes, is 0.1 kilometers acceptable?"

Boy: "＿"

Your mother.

What I really want to ask is if there are any quick routes, like walking on a lawn, to shorten the distance, not that I'm suggesting you change your workplace.

But at this moment, the boy had no right to complain.

Because there is a high probability that something will be ejected before the trough.

"It'll be quick, hang in there," Lin Li encouraged.

The boy has stopped talking, or rather, he is no longer in a position to talk.

Seeing this, Lin Li took out the "duck blood bottle" and absorbed the fecal matter from the boy's body.

Can't finish inhaling.

No sooner had it been absorbed than it quickly regenerated on his body.

It seems to be a true physiological limit, and there is no way to improve it significantly due to psychological changes.

There was still a lot of urine inside, but it was filled up in no time.

When the "help" disappeared, after taking only two more steps, the boy stopped abruptly, squatted down, trembling all over and sweating profusely.

Lin Li shook his head and sighed.

In that case, the only option is to break the limits!

Ta-da! Special attack weapon—"Poop-holding charm"!
With a talisman materializing in his hand, Lin Li quickly approached the boy, pulled down the hood of his hoodie, pricked him with a needle to draw some blood, and then slapped the talisman, whose online name was "Limit Breaking Talisman" and whose real name was "Shit-Holding Talisman," onto the back of the boy's neck.

"I know a little about massage techniques; I think it might help you. Will it work?"

As he stuck it on, Lin Li used words to cover up his actions.

"...Yes, really!" The boy turned slightly to the side in disbelief, glancing at Lin Li beside him out of the corner of his eye. He nodded in response, his voice trembling with the sobs of someone who had just escaped a disaster.

As for the incident of being pricked in the neck with a needle, as the saying goes, "The emperor guards the steel gate, and the monarch dies for the country." The boy was so focused on guarding the steel gate that he didn't even realize it.

"That's good. Hang in there, the toilet is just ahead." Lin Li smiled and gestured.

As for using a "limit-breaking charm", Lin Lizhen didn't think it was a big deal.

Lin Li used to be generous with the "Limit-Breaking Talisman" when he thought it was very precious. Now that his horizons have broadened considerably, he knows that the "Shit-Holding Talisman" is a very low-grade talisman in the cultivation world.
Anyway, there are still two left in the [warehouse], so wasting one won't make a difference.

Furthermore, Lin Li quickly realized that he had not wasted his time.

Task 2 is complete.

[You have received the following rewards: Physical Improvement: Comprehension increased by 10%; Random Ability *1; System Currency *100]

Not long after I led the boy to the restroom, the system suddenly popped up this message.

The progress bar, which was just a little short a moment ago, has now reached its perfect state.

Lin Li was slightly taken aback.

Then it dawned on me.

How can this way of expressing goodwill not be considered "extraordinary"? How can it not be considered "warmth"?

Could it be that the true nature of this mission is to make him use the methods or magical artifacts of a cultivator to warmly entertain students from other schools, and that all the paths he has taken so far have actually gone astray?
Holy crap, so you weren't born with a system?

But it doesn't matter anymore, as long as the task is completed. After all, whether it's a black cat or a white cat, as long as it doesn't hiss, it's a good cat.

Lin Li looked at the abilities granted by the system.

You have gained the passive ability "Skill Adaptation".

[Adaptive Cultivation Techniques: Any cultivation technique that previously restricted a cultivator's physique or race, which you would not have been able to cultivate, can now be practiced without altering your own physical condition after you have obtained and fully reviewed it.]

The speed of cultivation gradually increases over time, eventually reaching half the speed required for perfect mastery of the technique.

It turns out to be a passive ability.

After reading it, Lin Li understood.

It's like if you obtained the Sunflower Manual, you could cultivate this technique without castrating yourself.

The cultivation speed will be very slow at first, but as time goes by, it will reach half of the maximum cultivation speed.

In the world of cultivation, this ability would be considered quite powerful. After all, the cultivation world generally has many cultivation techniques that only those with exceptionally rare innate bodies can practice, and these techniques are often incredibly powerful.

With this ability, it's like you can practice any of these techniques as long as you can get your hands on them.

If this ability is upgraded, the final cultivation speed could probably be the same as, or even faster than, those who possess a true Dao Body.

It has quite a high growth potential.

Unfortunately, most of the cultivation techniques that Shanqing Daoist and Deng Wen left behind were based on their own circumstances, and few met their ability requirements, so the benefits they provided were relatively small at present.

While he was pondering, Lin Li had already led the boy to the restroom on the first floor.

"We're here. Go to the restroom now."

"Thank you! Thank you!" The boy, whose condition had improved considerably, didn't rush inside immediately. Instead, he turned back and thanked him repeatedly, his voice filled with gratitude: "Excuse me, my name is Bi Feixiang. What's your name? Thank you so much! Will you still be here after the exam? Can I treat you to a meal?"

Bi Feixiang implicitly acknowledged that Lin Li was not a test taker, but a volunteer sent by the school.

"It's alright, no need," Lin Li waved his hand. "My name is Bai Bufan, this is what I should do, you go in and pull it up."

After repeatedly expressing his gratitude, Bi Feixiang finally went into the toilet stall.

While listening to the rustling sound of someone pulling down their pants, Lin Li had a sudden thought and used the "Invisible Sword" to remove the "Poop-Holding Talisman" from Bi Feixiang's back—now that the mission was complete, Lin Li was too lazy to wait for the guy to finish using the toilet before taking the talisman.

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—”

Almost the instant the talisman fell off, Bi Feixiang, who had been quite relaxed, suddenly let out a roar like a beastly ancestor, transforming into the ultimate jetpack warrior.

Oh wow.

Lin Li suddenly remembered,
Bao Wei left the talisman on until he finished using the toilet and it lost all its effect before he tore it off.

But this time it was halfway through. Besides, Lin Li had just casually poured the urine and feces from the "duck blood bottle" onto Bi Feixiang—since someone had to bear it anyway, it was better to return it to its rightful owner.

However, the combination of the two now creates a rather dramatic connection.

Lin Li felt slightly guilty.

Manipulating the airflow to keep the air around him fresh, he walked quickly toward the door and said, "Student Bi, I'll be going now. Goodbye."

"Ugh, oh my god, thank you so much!"

……

Although Lin Li arrived at the examination hall one minute before 2:30, the exam had already begun.

The exam papers have been distributed, but everyone can only look at them in advance; they cannot start writing yet.

Inside the examination room, two invigilators stood in front of and behind each other, patrolling the entire room.

Upon noticing Lin Li's appearance, the proctor on the podium immediately came to check Lin Li's admission ticket.

After confirming that everything was correct, they let Lin Li in.

"The exam has officially begun."

As Lin Li sat down, the bell began to ring throughout the campus.

Don't rush to write anything; first, calmly browse through the entire exam paper from beginning to end.

Hmm, I think it deserves full marks.

……

First floor, toilet.

"Hoo—" Bi Feixiang exhaled a long, weak breath.

Although my buttocks are still a little sore, there should be absolutely no more contents left in my large intestine.

Today was incredibly dangerous; I almost suffered a social death.

Thanks to that classmate named Bai Bufan!

I must thank him properly when I have the chance!
He saved himself by living up to the expectations of a volunteer.

However, the exam has already started, so the most important thing right now is to get to the exam venue and prepare for the exam. I don't even know which building my exam venue is in yet.

Let's wipe our butts first.

"..."

"..."

The breathing in the cubicle suddenly stopped.

Because Bi Feixiang discovered a small problem.

He didn't bring any paper.

Furthermore, the waste bin in the cubicle was as empty as his intestines, which he had just emptied.

"..."

"My grass?"

"Wait!"

"anyone there?!"

Is anyone there?!

"Is anyone in the toilet?! I'm out of toilet paper! Can anyone hear me?! Help!"

"Bai! Bai, are you still there?! Bai, come and get your medicine!!"

However, no matter how much Bi Feixiang shouted, the only response he received was the desperate echo of his own voice in the toilet.

Spicy balls.

The exam has already started, how could anyone possibly be in the restroom?

It will probably take at least one or two hours to wait for the savior.

Bi Feixiang can't do the Asian squat—when he squats, his buttocks can't touch his heels, so he definitely can't squat like that for more than an hour.

We can only save ourselves.

Bi Feixiang frantically searched his pockets—an eraser, a few pens, and… a piece of paper.

But this is my own exam admission ticket.

Use this?
What will I do during the exam? The proctor will check...

Looking at my slightly immature black and white photo printed on my admission ticket.

Bi Feixiang didn't want it to fade and yellow in his memories!

Looking around, Bi Feixiang then realized with despair that there wasn't even a trash can in the cubicle. Clearly, everyone was just throwing the used tissues into the toilet and flushing them away.

Therefore, even if Bi Feixiang wanted to make use of the waste and try to open the blind box to get a relatively clean tissue for a second chance, he... had no chance.

God wants to kill me.

"Gudong."

Bi Feixiang swallowed hard.

Feeling my buttocks exposed to the cold air, I glanced at the thin admission ticket in my hand.

perhaps,

It's time to make a tough decision.

……

"teacher……"

The proctor on the podium turned around at the sound and saw a candidate leaning against the door frame, pale-faced and speaking in a weak voice as if he were about to pass away.

Hey, hey, hey, don't die while I'm proctoring the exam!!

"I'm sorry... I'm late..."

"It's alright, you're not too late," the proctor stepped forward, relieved to see that the candidate wasn't planning on dying, and then held out his hand, "Let me see your admission ticket."

"Here." The boy handed over his admission ticket with trembling hands.

The proctor took the admission ticket, and the next second, he frowned slightly and held it closer.

—He's a little nearsighted, and he wasn't wearing his glasses today, so he can see more clearly this way.

no problem.

"Okay, the empty seat in the second row is yours, go ahead." After confirming that there were no abnormalities in the information, the proctor nodded and gestured to the boy.

"Thank you, teacher..." the boy said in a weak voice, walking unsteadily to his seat.

The proctor looked at the boy's retreating figure and shook his head.

This kid.

He really didn't understand.

Even though she was so weak, she still wasn't wearing socks in the dead of winter, leaving her ankles exposed to the winter air.

He had heard that some kids nowadays think it's trendy, cool, and unique, and like to dress like that, prioritizing style over warmth.

Ugh.

If this continues for a long time, you'll not only catch a cold, but you'll also get rheumatism sooner or later.

……

Bi Feixiang finally sat down in his seat.

He didn't know why he was so weak, but thankfully, everything is getting better now.

but……

Ugh.

I wish you had worn socks today.

Was I crazy before?

Why do people think that not wearing socks is trendy, cool, and unconventional?
If I had socks, would everything have been different today?
Damn it, starting today, I will never go out without wearing socks!!

Thinking of this, Bi Feixiang adjusted his posture and frowned.

Not wearing underwear and being completely naked feels really strange.

(End of this chapter)