The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 443 My Poetic Inspiration Rises [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

Darling, if you catch a glimpse of a pair of underwear floating in a septic tank,
Please don't panic, those aren't the belongings of someone who drowned after stealing the red stone.
It's a love letter I wrote for you.

The exam admission ticket is our bond.

I cannot let it sink to the center of the whirlpool—

"So when the sphincter muscles defy gravity..."

"I would rather surrender to it with my dignity."

Darling, don't be heartbroken.
What's bulging inside my vacuum-sealed pants legs,
Not only my enormous bull, but also my unbridled love for you!

—Bi Feixiang wrote on the afternoon of December 22nd in the preliminary examination room of the Xuezhi Cup that he really couldn't do the remaining questions, and his butt was itchy and itchy. Although he seemed optimistic on the surface, he was actually completely out of ideas and felt very desperate.

Bi Feixiang suggested that his masterpiece be included in the list of modern poems required for primary and secondary school students.

If a guy could recite a poem like this to express his feelings when confessing his love, it would be incredibly powerful, and his success rate would skyrocket.

—By the way, you can't chant without the huge bull's head, that's the core build.

……

While Bi Feixiang was writing poetry in despair, Lin Li had already finished the exam and checked it several times.

Lin Li was unaware of what happened to Bi Feixiang after he left, but he didn't care.

I've already saved his underwear and pants once, which is more than enough. I can't let this go unappreciated.

After checking it again, Lin Li glanced at his watch.

The preliminary round of the Xuezhi Cup is the same as the regular exams at Nansang Middle School; students can submit their papers up to half an hour early, and the time hasn't come yet.

Further inspection was pointless, so Lin Li looked around, observing the various expressions on people's faces.

Most people were still scratching their heads in frustration, while a small number remained calm and wrote furiously. However, Lin Li was the only one in the entire examination room who had finished writing.

Lin Li raised an eyebrow and noticed a girl holding a pen in both hands, her eyes closed, her lips moving as if she were murmuring something.

What are you mumbling about?

[Hearing supernatural power], activated.

"Ouija board spirit, Ouija board spirit, you are my past life, and I am your present life. If you wish to continue our destiny, please tell me, if real numbers x and y satisfy x + xy + y = 3, what is the minimum value of x + y...?"

Lin Li: "?"

When his [Ear God Power] was activated and he clearly heard what the girl was murmuring, Lin Li pinched his cheeks with both hands, pressed his thumbs against his nose, and put on a stern face.

He had a stern face, but not a completely stern face.

At Nansang High School, you can even see students trying to solve problems by playing Ouija board in the exam room.

To be honest, even if the spirit medium were present, after hearing the girl's request, he would probably have chosen to let go of his obsession and leave with the Black and White Impermanence on the spot.

What was once a terrifying night turned into a wishing well god in the hands of this girl, a disgrace to the ghost.

Lin Li glanced at the girl's school uniform.

Xi Ling No. 9 Middle School.

That's great! You're from Xiling! Well done, kid! You didn't disgrace Xiling!
Since that's the case, as fellow people of Xiling, we should help each other out when needed.

The girl had her eyes closed. Lin Li materialized an "invisible sword" and, taking advantage of the moment when no one was paying attention in the exam room, made it fly up and possess the pen in the girl's hand. Then, he manipulated the pen and wrote the answer "2" crookedly on it.

"My grass?"

When the girl opened her eyes, she was stunned to see an answer on the draft paper.

Wow, that's impressive!
The next second, she decisively closed her eyes again:
"Ouija board, Ouija board, I can actually guess the answer to this. Just substitute the special value 1. What I need is the proof process. I only need the answer, not the points..."

The spirit of the Ouija board shook its head upon hearing this.

Too much.

Even if the proof for this problem is written very briefly, it will still take more than ten lines. It would be a bit strange if it were actually written.

But no response wouldn't do either, so Lin Li had an idea.

Feeling the pen in her hand stop trembling, the girl opened her eyes again.

The Ouija board did indeed respond to itself again—this time with a crooked "B".

But this isn't a multiple-choice question.

"..."

Wait a minute, the girl realized something was wrong: next to this "B" was the "2" that had just been written.

The girl belatedly realized: "What the heck? Is the Ouija board cursing me?"

……

The system did not trigger any tasks, and Lin Li stopped playing the Ouija board game. Instead, he quietly waited for the time to allow him to submit his paper early.

When the time was up, Lin Li immediately stood up, handed in his paper, and left gracefully.

This immediately put immense pressure on the remaining test-takers in the classroom.

Lin Li had already arranged to have dinner with Chen Tianming and Bai Bufan, but Chen Tianming couldn't hand in his exam early, and there was no point in waiting in the teaching building for half an hour. So Lin Li headed to the dormitory first to meet up with Bai Bufan.

"Knock knock knock." After arriving at the door of Class 4's dormitory, Lin Li knocked on the door.

"Selling eggs?" Bai Bufan asked.

"Selling fried dough sticks."

"Coming." A few seconds later, Bai Bufan opened the door.

Bai Bufan didn't open the door and walk to his bed; instead, he stood still.

After Lin Li walked in a few steps, Bai Bufan sneered as he looked at Lin Li's back. Suddenly, he turned hostile and slammed the door shut.

"Finally, you can close the door and let yourself go, Lin! Li!" Bai Bufan grinned maliciously, his back pressed against the front door, blocking Lin Li's only way out. As he spoke, he stretched his muscles and neck, his joints cracking.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked, turning around in surprise.

"Ha! You have the nerve to ask me what's wrong?" Bai Bufan laughed angrily, gritting his teeth as he looked at Lin Li. "I should be asking you that! Lin Li, I want an explanation!"

"What explanation?"

Bai Bufan didn't say much. After swiping his phone a few times, he tossed it over.

Lin Li reached out and caught it.

The phone that was thrown at me had an unlocked screen and was currently displayed on a QQ friend's chat interface.

The two people chatting are Bai Bufan and a friend named Lantian. The chat history has been scrolled to the top and can be viewed directly.

"Blue Sky: Extraordinary, are you there?"

Bai Bufan: Lao Meng? Why are you suddenly looking for me? Of course I'm here! I'm always here whenever you look for me! Perfect timing, do you have any money? Lend me two hundred, I'm short on money to buy skins lately.

"Blue Sky: You fucking struck first, huh? But I'm not asking you for money, no need to react with a 'middle finger,' but bullish version."

Bai Bufan: Hey, why didn't you say so earlier? What is it?

"Blue Sky: I remember you got into Nansang University, didn't you?"

Bai Bufan: Yeah, what's wrong?

Blue Sky: Are you still at school today?

Bai Bufan: Yes.

Blue Sky: Wow! I'm really going to eat you!

"Blue Sky: Bufan, why did you do this? It's hilarious! You weren't this perverted before, were you? How come you have this fetish for helping people pee now?"

"Blue Sky: You know what? After my friend told me, we even asked other students at Nansang, and they said that's not the school motto, and the school has never made them do that. Haha, your lie doesn't hold water!"

Bai Bufan: ……

Blue Sky: What, are you embarrassed now? (Smirking)

Bai Bufan: Lao Meng, I've been in the dorm all day, including right now while we're chatting, and I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about with that "smile."

Blue Sky: Huh?

"Bai Bufan: Tell me first, what exactly is going on with this 'grooved' Bai Bufan?" (smile)

"Blue Sky: It's a classmate of mine who went to your school to participate in a competition. He just complained in the group chat that he met a genius at your school and took him to the toilet... Never mind, I'll just send you the chat history."

Blue Sky: Chat History

The chat logs contained a tearful account from a victim who wished to remain anonymous of the abuse he suffered at Nansang Middle School, along with other group members' laughter.

"Blue Sky: That amazing guy introduced himself to my classmate, and my classmate remembered his name. When he said the name Bai Bufan, I was stunned. Then I definitely thought of you. It's not common to have the surname Bai, let alone the same name, so I came to confirm."

Bai Bufan: ……

Bai Bufan: "Is that amazing guy very tall and handsome?" (smiles)

"Blue Sky: To make sure it was you, I specifically asked. You're quite tall, at least 1.8 meters, with medium-length hair, but you were wearing a mask, so I couldn't see your face clearly. I think you look a lot like me."

Bai Bufan: ..." Bai Bufan: I didn't even need to ask that question.

Bai Bufan: Lao Meng, all I can say is that some bastard is using my identity. Tell your friends that it's not me.

Bai Bufan retracted a message.

Bai Bufan retracted a message.

Bai Bufan: There is indeed a genius at Nansang Middle School, but his name is Zhou Baowei. Every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt has its debtor. If you want to seek justice and revenge in the future, go find him, not me. It has nothing to do with me.

Blue Sky: OK, OK, I got it. I'll go tell them.

The chat history ends here.

Lin Li blinked.

In mythology, people hung deities on stone walls; in 33 AD, they hung deities on crosses; so why do people today choose to hang deities online?
This shows absolutely no respect for the privacy of a divine being.

"Finished reading? Heh, Lin Li, don't you have anything to say?" Bai Bufan sneered when he saw Lin Li looking up at him.

Lin Li pondered for a moment, then looked at Bai Bufan:
"Bufan, in those two messages you retracted, did they contain anything like 'This guy's real name is Lin Li' or something similar? Did you retract them specifically because you were worried they would use the chat history to question me now?"
In an attempt to cover up their actions, they deliberately posted a message related to Baowei, using it as a shield.

"No, that's not all. Besides that, you also deleted a lot of your chat history with your classmates, which probably included a lot of slander and rumors about me."

Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"

Bai Bufan's expression changed several times, then he angrily began to survey his surroundings:
"Damn it! I knew you installed more than one surveillance camera! Luckily, I defeated the pervert in my heart this afternoon! I didn't become a superconductor in the dorm! Otherwise, I would have fallen into your trap!"
I understand now! The ancients invented the twelve zodiac animals to prove that all humans are beasts!! How despicable!

Seeing Bai Bufan rummaging through drawers and cabinets, Lin Li smiled and said, "There's no surveillance footage; it's just that you made a mistake in deleting it."

"Where?" Bai Bufan stopped what he was doing, looked up at Lin Li, and frowned slightly.

"Time, you sent this message 'Baowei' at 37 minutes, but Lantian replied with 'OK' at 46 minutes."

You mean, you two used to reply instantly, but suddenly he took nine minutes to reply to this message, and you didn't react at all, just accepted it without question?

Lin Li adjusted his non-existent glasses and sneered.

I really don't know how to forge documents.

Bai Bufan's only truly smart decision was probably choosing Bao Wei as a shield.

Because of its large size and wide coverage, Bao is the most suitable person to act as a shield, a point that Lin Li agrees with.

Bai Bufan fell silent.

After taking Lin Li's phone back and checking it myself, it was indeed true.

However, mobile chat interfaces don't normally display message timestamps, so who would specifically pay attention to that?
Lin Li is very meticulous.

Bai Bufan sighed: "It's over. The class monitor will be under your control for the rest of his life."

"Stop bringing up other things, do you know you're wrong?" Lin Li pressed aggressively.

"Fine, you win, I admit it." Bai Bufan pursed his lips and gave up.

"That's right, alright, I'll forgive you this time." To err is human, to forgive divine, and Lin Li nodded with satisfaction.

"Thank you." Bai Bufan was pleasantly surprised that Lin Li was so agreeable this time.

"..."

"..."

Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"

Wait a minute, shouldn't you apologize to the market yourself?
Bai Bufan was displeased.

"Wait! Lin Li! You motherfucker! You're the one who's been using my name to act like a beast again! You should apologize to me!" He suddenly grabbed Lin Li's collar and rolled around, roaring ferociously.

"Tch—" Lin Li curled his lip, realizing he hadn't been fooled.

"What's with that expression?! What's bothering you?!"

"This camera is for you." Lin Li, who had been being tossed around by Bai Bufan, pointed to the camera on the dormitory table and said casually.

Bai Bufan stopped what he was doing, blinked, and remained silent.

"Brother, I'll cover your breakfast next week, and it'll be the deluxe version." It seemed one casual remark wasn't enough, so Lin Li added another.

"Brother, since you've already called me brother, what else is there to say? I'll give you the name Bai Bufan!"

Triggering the underlying code, Bai Bufan waved his hand and transformed into a man of strong emotions.

Out of loyalty, he reached out and straightened Lin Li's loosely pulled collar.

"Look, he's getting temperamental again," Lin Li said with a smile, pointing at him.

Bufan is still easy to coax.

"So what exactly did you do today?" Bai Bufan couldn't help but ask curiously. The information in the chat history was too one-sided and definitely incomplete.

Moreover, the perspective of the perpetrator is absolutely unique.

"Actually, it was still a good deed done using your name, truly helping students from other schools..." This time, Lin Li no longer held back and recounted everything he could say at noon.

After hearing Lin Li's so-called "good news," Bai Bufan's expression was still somewhat complicated.

This name was chosen hastily.

I have a feeling that if this trend continues, my legend will be all over the martial arts world—even though I haven’t even entered the martial arts world yet!

"Let's go to the teaching building and wait until dawn. We can have noodles at the entrance for dinner?"

Lin Li checked the time on his phone. He had only submitted it half an hour earlier than planned, and it would take time to go back and forth anyway. Now that he was there, it would be almost time to finish.

"Okay." Bai Bufan nodded, pulled his shoes out from under Baowei's bed, put them on, and left with Lin Li.

Weighing the portable camera in his hand, Bai Bufan tossed it to Lin Li: "Here you go."

Bai Bufan felt perfectly justified in eating Lin Li's breakfasts for a week, but he had no intention of accepting the camera, which cost around a thousand yuan.

"I said I'd give it to you, so I meant it. I have several more. Stop dawdling like a woman." Lin Li tossed it back, saying disdainfully.

"My only request is that you send me a copy of the footage you secretly filmed in the women's restroom, and that you don't give me up when you get caught."

"Don't assume I'm using the camera for this!" Bai Bufan said with a laugh, and seeing that Lin Li didn't seem to care, he naturally put the camera in his pocket.

Okay, now I feel at ease.

"When will you give me the charging cable?" Bai Bufan asked naturally for the accessory.

Lin Li: "1600 yuan a piece, WeChat or Alipay?"

Bai Bufan: "?"

……

After arriving at the teaching building, the two played on their phones for a few minutes at the agreed meeting point on the first floor at noon, and the bell that signaled the end of the exam echoed throughout the campus.

Less than two minutes later, probably after the invigilators finished collecting the exam papers, a large number of candidates walked out of the exam room and downstairs.

"Holy crap! Do you even know what extreme sports are?"

When Chen Tianming appeared in the crowded stairwell, he saw Lin Bai and his companion, who were quite noticeable due to their height, and immediately asked them excitedly.

Bai Bufan raised an eyebrow and repeated the eight criteria for Ozaki that he had previously defined with a smile:
"The tempering of fire, the village feast, the gift-giving of relatives, the packing of dishes, the remarriage of a wife, the change of a child's surname, the two grains of grass, the breaking of a grave?"

“Wrong,” Chen Tianming shook his head with a smile. “That’s not what you call extreme sports. The real extreme sports are when the proctor comes to collect the papers and you just have an idea for the last big question.”

Bai Bufan and Lin Li exchanged a glance and chuckled softly.

That's the limit.

"This was so exciting! Luckily, they didn't emphasize that I had to put down my pen when the bell rang. I managed to write down the first question in a flurry of scribbles. Hey, Lin Li, is the final answer (7, 2)?"

"Tsk, it really is."

"NICE!! We are the champions! We will always be the champions!" Chen Tianming couldn't help but cheer himself on, feeling quite excited.

"Lin Li, I guess you could say I guessed the questions right. There were two similar questions today that I did just this week, and one of them was even the one you taught me at noon, so you must remember it! Consider this me helping you review!"

Bai Bufan and Lin Li's expressions changed upon hearing this.

Bai Bufan, in particular, took a half step back and looked at Lin Li in horror: "Lin Li? You just taught Tianming at noon."

How come I didn't notice? When exactly? Was it when Wang Ze was in my bed? Good heavens… it's only been a short time since I last watched you! You shameless bastards!

Bai Bufan was so angry that his hands and feet were freezing cold in the dead of winter, and he was shivering all over.

As for Lin Li, who had been scolded, he turned his face away guiltily, not daring to meet Bai Bufan's gaze, his voice filled with apology:

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hide it from you, but I just hadn't figured out how to bring it up. It was Tianming who got me to drink some alcohol while I was helping him with his homework..."

Chen Tianming: "(；☉_☉)?"

You fucking bastards.

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(End of this chapter)