The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 441 Look at this hat, so tall and thick!

Zhang Jing's urge to urinate vanished in fear at Lin Li's terrifying smile.

Facing a sea of ​​smiling faces, Zhang Jing murmured, his voice pleading:
"Um... Bai, if what I need is for you not to wait for me outside and to go do your own thing, is that... okay?"

Lin Li blinked.

Lin Li didn't really want to leave because the mission wasn't finished yet.

However, given Zhang Jing's current state, Lin Li was somewhat worried that if he expressed his passion to Zhang Jing face-to-face again, Zhang Jing would then express his urination to him face-to-face.

The task is far from complete; to be precise, it is estimated that only one-tenth of the task has been completed so far.

We can't just take advantage of the remaining 90% by targeting Zhang Jing alone.

The mission itself was probably intended to let more out-of-town cultivators experience the enthusiasm of Nansang Middle School.

Therefore, in response to Zhang Jing's request, Lin Li stepped back, smiled, and nodded:

"Of course, what you wish for is what I hope for, Zhang. If you are sure you don't need any of my services, then I'll take my leave and go serve other students from other schools."

Heavenly! The sound of nature!
Zhang Jing even felt grateful that Lin Li was so easy to talk to.

He even wanted to thank Lin Li!

"Okay! Okay! Okay! I'm sure! Bai! Please make sure you serve them!! Your service is really good, but I can't accept it, but they definitely can!" Zhang Jing nodded excitedly.

Will you come to Nansang Middle School again in the future?

"Yes, yes!" Zhang Jing pecked at the rice like a chick.

Damn it, now even if Lin Li says he wants to be his father, Zhang Jing will nod and say he will help to persuade his mother.

"Okay, in case I never see you again, I wish you a pleasant pee in the morning, a pleasant pee at noon, and a pleasant pee at night."

Sensing Zhang Jing's determination, Lin Li used Truman's classic greeting as a farewell, then bowed slightly and turned to leave with an air of ease.

Zhang Jing, inside the restroom, watched Lin Li disappear through the door, but did not lower his guard in the slightest.

After waiting for half a minute, he mustered his courage and slowly walked towards the door.

—To be honest, Zhang Jing was terrified that if he peeked out, he would see Lin Li hiding by the door, still with that same smile, even getting very close to him.

Just imagining the scene sends chills down my spine; it could be considered a thriller.

But Zhang Jing still went up.

It can only be said that there are some things that you can't avoid doing just because you're afraid.

Some things always stand out above others.

For example, urinating smoothly.

The urge to urinate, which had been suppressed by fear, was gradually returning, but Zhang Jing dared not urinate if he was unsure whether Lin Li had really left.

Although boys are most vulnerable when they poop, they are most powerful when they urinate, because they have ranged weapons. But Zhang Jing felt that he was no longer a virgin, and his urine could no longer exorcise evil spirits or be a special attack weapon, so he could no longer make Lin Li reveal his true form.

It might even anger Lin Li.

If Lin Li were to use the alcohol-flame disinfection method—that is, first spraying alcohol into the air and then using a flamethrower on himself—who could he complain to?
Hugging the farthest wall, Zhang Jing slowly moved toward the corridor.

Fortunately, the most terrifying scene did not occur—Lin Li was not outside.

But that wasn't enough. Zhang Jing groped his way out until he reached the corridor and saw Lin Li's back as he walked away toward the school gate.

"call--"

Only now did Zhang Jing finally relax. Back in the men's restroom, he touched his crotch. Damn, today's experience was truly terrifying, leaving him drenched in cold sweat.

Wait.

Why is the cold sweat in my crotch warm?

……

On the way to the school gate.

Lin Li did not adopt the same approach he used against Zheng Hong; instead, he kept his eyes fixed on Zhang Jing.

There's no need for that. Zheng Hong was in the wrong when he did that last time, but I'm in the wrong now.

Looking at the illusory system screen in front of him and recalling the progress he had just made, Lin Li couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

This system is also purely based on birth.

Wait a minute, why did I use "也"?

Never mind, it's not important. In short, after the "experiment" just now, Lin Li was able to easily draw a conclusion: the enthusiasm required for the task is one-sided. As long as you feel enthusiastic, that's enough. You don't need to care about the life or death of the guests.

You should know that the system's feedback on my rather abnormal actions was positive the whole time.

The resulting increase in speed is very significant, a stark contrast to the initial stage when the progress bar was slowly creeping along the path.

Lin Li's assessment was that the system description required "extraordinary enthusiasm," to the point that it disregarded ordinary enthusiasm, feeling that such enthusiasm alone could not demonstrate the grandeur of the Nansang Sect and would only bring extremely slow progress.

And the butler service I just received was inhuman, so how could it not be considered extraordinary?
This, in turn, met the system's requirements and led to a significant improvement in progress.

With this in mind, the system was born.

They were born before me.

One's own birth is a gift, a pure instinct, and one cannot blame oneself. But the system's birth was intentional. Everyone, you should all have a scale in your hearts to judge who is superior and who is inferior.

To complete the remaining 90% of the work, we need to keep up the good work.

Lin Li already had a rough plan in mind, but before taking action, he took out his phone.

Instead of contacting Chen Yuying, he opened the gaming group chat.

The group is currently in the middle of a chat.

Bai Bufan: Has anyone tried sheep?

Zhou Baowei: I don't think it tastes as good as regular mutton.

Bai Bufan: All you know is eating. I meant try that. I just heard that on the edge of a cliff with a sheep, if you push forward, the sheep will desperately back away because it's afraid of falling, and then you'll experience a unique flavor.

Zhou Baowei: ?

Zhou Baowei: Bai Bufan, are you still a good friend of humanity? Tell me the truth, are you being controlled by the other two heads?

Bai Bufan: Why do I have two heads? Am I Nezha?

Lin Li: Idiot, Bao Wei said you're Cerberus.

Yang Bangjie: "Erotic Images"

Bai Bufan: Weren't you taking an exam? Why are you still chatting in the group?

Lin Li: Does anyone have a hat in the school's teaching building? Please tell me where it is so I can borrow it.

Bai Bufan: What do you need the hat for?

Lin Li: Useful.

what's the point?
Covering his face.

Lin Li felt that his abnormal enthusiasm just now was quite embarrassing. Although he was very forward-thinking and used Bai Bufan as an alias in advance, Lin Li felt that he was not well prepared for this.

The main incident occurred within the school grounds, which is too narrow a scope.

When the victims come to the school to seek justice and discover that Bai Bufan is not Bai Bufan, what if they recognize their deskmate? They will still have to cover it up.

You can find face masks in the "Fire-Nourishing Sword Gourd", but it's best to wear a hat as well.

There were indeed many clothes in the gourd, but no hat, because Lin Li never wore a hat and didn't own one at home.

The last hat I bought was probably the yellow traffic safety hat I wore in elementary school.

Before he could ask any more questions in the group, Bai Bufan called him directly.

"Hello?" Lin Li answered.

"Lin Li, you are a traitor!" As soon as the call was connected, Bai Bufan's suppressed anger came through, extremely grating.

Lin Li: "?"

What happened?
I was discovered using the name Bai Bufan? It can't be this fast, can it?
But before Lin Li could ask in confusion what he had done, Bai Bufan's deep and powerful voice continued:
"Lin Li! You're a spy! A bigwig! An ambitious schemer! A coward! A capitulationist! A revisionist! A major bully! A shady character! A corrupt scholar! A black hand! A gangster! An empiricist! A chameleon! A stumbling block! A fence-sitter! A murderer! A double-dealer! A foreign spy! A copycat! A separatist! A thief!"

Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief upon arriving here.

Then, his voice softened slightly: "Choose for yourself."

Lin Li: "..."

After a brief silence, Lin Li was the first to laugh.

"You son of a bitch," Lin Li couldn't help but point at the phone's microphone, "as soon as the call connected, you started throwing accusations at me, didn't you?"

"Didn't you want a hat?" Bai Bufan asked in return.

"Do you think I'm allowed to wear these hats?" Lin Li laughed and cursed.

If he could survive if those hats were fastened securely, he'd be a superman.

Bai Bufan remained silent for a moment, then—

"Lin Li! You are a selfless collectivist! A steadfast materialist! An internationalist with a global vision! A down-to-earth idealist! A pragmatist who integrates knowledge and action! A self-disciplined individual who upholds morality and goodness! An optimist who walks towards the sun—"

"Whether I'm two-faced or not, I don't know, but you really are two-faced," Lin Li couldn't help but laugh again upon hearing the completely new content.
"To be honest, after hearing this, my head felt light but my shoulders felt heavy. I felt it was time to make a sacrifice."

If he had worn these honorary titles while he was still alive, he would have been a superman.

"You don't even want this?" Bai Bufan sighed helplessly on the other end of the phone. "Lin Li, if you're this picky, then I have no other hats to give you."

"Well, thank you so much for letting me go."

Bai Bufan smiled contentedly, then asked curiously, "So what do you need the hat for?"

“I might have to do something embarrassing, and I need a hat to cover it up.”

"What to do?"

"It's not possible to say at the moment."

"You've kept it a secret from me?" Bai Bufan clicked his tongue, then said in a fatherly tone, "Lin Li, there are so many students from other schools today. Don't let all the universities in Nansang know your name, Lin Li."

Old Jiantou was only ashamed at school meetings, so he still had hope. But the day he couldn't hold his head up at external meetings either, he'd be in for a world of hurt.

"That's unlikely," Lin Li immediately said, indicating it was alright. Impossible.

It's not my own name that I'm using.

Purely worrying unnecessarily, but I won't say it outright. When you get free juice for free, you'll naturally find out.

He'll be secretly thrilled then!

He stopped chatting and hung up the phone. Seeing that no one else was responding to his messages in the group chat, Lin Li stopped asking and decided to just let it be.

I still have to rush.

Although this enthusiastic task is not time-limited, after today, it will not be so easy to get students from other schools to come to Nansang.

Lin Li took out a blank armband from his "Qiankun Ring" at random, and wearing it made him look more like a school volunteer. He then immediately returned to the examination hall sign in front of the fountain.

"I am a student from Nan Yi High School. If you have any questions that need to be answered, please feel free to ask me."

As planned, Lin Li spoke gently and calmly to the students from other schools who were looking at the exam room layout and the school guide.

"Hello, is exam room number 17 located in this building or this building?"

Seeing this, people would only think that Lin Li was a guide arranged by the school, and would not think that he was a pervert. Therefore, a girl immediately stepped forward to ask him.

"It's this way. The stairwell is over there. Just follow that path." Lin Li glanced at the girl for a second and immediately pointed out the direction.

"OK, thanks."

"You're welcome, it's what I should do."

"Hey, is exam room number 7 also in this building?" A boy who was standing nearby asked after Lin Li and the girl finished their conversation.

"Yes, come, I'll take you there."

Lin Li glanced at the boy's smiling face, nodded in satisfaction, stepped forward, and gestured for the boy to follow.

"Huh? No need, no need, I can go by myself..." The boy's reaction was the same as Zhang Jing's when he heard that Lin Li actually wanted to take him there.

"It's no trouble at all. I'm free, and besides, you're all guests of Nansang Middle School..." Lin Li naturally used the same words he used to coax Zhang Jing to deal with the boy in front of him.

The boy paused for a moment upon hearing this, then instinctively glanced at the girl who had already walked away quickly, somewhat puzzled.

The words of this student from Nan Yi Middle School... are a bit untenable.

The girl asked first, and her question was almost identical to his own. Why didn't he bring the girl with him?
Was he just pointing her in a direction?

It's normal to treat men and women differently, but shouldn't it be that men are disliked while women are welcomed?

Go against Tiangang!

“These days, we boys are the disadvantaged group, Boys Help Boys.” Seemingly noticing the boys’ confusion, Lin Li smiled and explained gently.

"Oh, I see. Well then... we're really good buddies." The boy was taken aback for a moment, then smiled.

Then he pulled his backpack down to cover his bottom.

Lin Li pretended not to see it.

That's obviously nonsense. The real reason is that Lin Li felt a little guilty about the Boys torturing the Girls.

The girl was quite shy, and Lin Li was afraid that if he became too enthusiastic, she would burst into tears.

Moreover, Bai Bufan is afraid of women, and Lin Li believes that since he inherited the name, he should inherit the persona of Bai Bufan, which is a matter of respect.

"By the way, Feng, do you need to go to the restroom later?"

Lin Li walked towards the teaching building with the boy, and after exchanging information about their schools and names, she asked him a question.

While asking the question, Lin Li secretly conjured a "duck blood bottle" in his hand and injected the urine inside into the boy's body.

Lin Li always keeps a quarter of his anger and a quarter of his credibility in the "duck blood bottle." This urge to urinate was extracted from Zhang Jing when he first had the initial idea of ​​his plan.

"Now that you mention it, I kind of agree." The boy nodded.

"After you put your things away in the exam hall, I'll take you to the restroom. Our school's restrooms are a bit tricky; I can help you figure it out," Lin Li said with a smile.

Boy: "OoO!"

As expected of the county's No. 1 High School, even the toilets are well-designed!

"Thank you so much, Bai." The boy, unaware that he would completely lose his smile in three minutes, nodded gratefully to Lin Li.

……

Five minutes later, Lin Li jogged back to the fountain.

Through the test just now, Lin Li has a deeper understanding of this task.

The previous judgment was correct; only unusual enthusiasm can maximize the satisfaction of the system's requirements.

Just now, Lin Li took the boy to the exam room, helped him carry his bag, and even wiped his seat with a tissue after finding out his seat. But did the latter two things increase the speed of completing the task? Yes, but very little.

However, when the scene switches to the toilet and Zhang Jing's treatment is replicated, the speed immediately increases significantly.

As for enthusiastically serving multiple people from other schools at the same time, it provides almost no benefit to the progress—when you happen to be serving other people in the examination room, the effect is basically the same.

In short, Lin Li believes that the system forced Bai Bufan to act inhumanly.

However, this is also good, as it eliminates the need to take someone to the exam venue; the process of repeatedly taking someone to the restroom for private service can be repeated.

Therefore, after returning to the school gate, Lin Li stopped shouting and instead searched the crowd for lone boys who seemed outgoing and easy to manipulate.

After finding his target, Lin Li poured his urine into his bladder.

When the other person's expression turned strange, their legs instinctively came together, and they began to look around at the somewhat unfamiliar school, Lin Li seemed to descend from heaven, becoming their savior who rescued them from their predicament!
"Hello, are you having any trouble?"

"Oh, the toilet? Come with me, I'll take you there right away."

"What kind of disinfection method do you need?"

……

Although it's an assembly line operation, the progress is slower than expected.

At this moment, there are only fifteen minutes left before the competition officially begins, but nearly a third of the test has not yet been completed.

Of course, it was also related to taking a little time out of the way to accompany Chen Yuying to the examination hall.

It seems too late before the exam, but it can still be finished today—just hand in the paper early after the exam and wait at the entrance of the teaching building for those who also handed in their papers early to come down.

Even in the worst-case scenario where no one else submits theirs early, it's okay.

When it's officially over, they'll have to come out eventually. At that time, Lin Li can still blend into the crowd and plunge some lucky ones into trouble again.

However, I need to be more careful.

Lin Li made a decision: from now on, he would only select students from other towns.

Even Lin Li can make mistakes sometimes.

I just met a guy who, after hearing my introduction, actually wanted to try the service I was talking about. He even took his pants off and wanted Lin Li to check it out for him.

Damn it, Wang Ze is a wild one.

Lin Li was the one who escaped in the end, which can be considered a disgrace.

Thankfully, I was wearing a mask the whole time.

Based on previous conversations and the school uniform, this wild Wang Ze is indeed a student from Xiling No. 1 Middle School.

Xi Lingren was still too overpowered, so Lin Li decided to temporarily avoid confrontation.

People from out of town are easier to bully.

"Mr. Bai?"

"Mr. Bai?"

Lin Li, who was searching for his next target, suddenly realized that he was Bai Tongxue and turned to look behind him at the source of the voice.

Zhang Jing?

"Student Zhang?" Lin Li looked at Zhang Jing, surprised and impressed that he dared to face him directly. He asked, "Is there anything I can help you with?"

Zhang Jing smiled slightly and pointed to the boy next to him: "My classmate needs to use the restroom, could you take him there?"

Lin Li: "?"

The boy next to Zhang Jing was also stunned for a moment upon hearing this, then looked at Zhang Jing with shock and confusion:

"No, Zhang Jing, are you sick? I just asked you if the toilet was on the side of the building, and if we could go together. You said I should come with you, and then you led me all the way from the exam room to here. I was wondering where you were going. So you just wanted to bother others and have them lead you around?"

The toilet is definitely inside the building! I just saw it! What are you doing here, pulling down your pants to fart?

Zhang Jing maintained a smile on his face, a smile that, at first glance, was quite similar to the smile of a certain man surnamed Bai.

Zhang Jing turned to look at the boy:

"Lizi, believe me, if you come to Nanyi Middle School and don't let Bai take you to experience the toilets properly, then you've wasted your time at Nanyi Middle School."

"Really, believe me, I'm only saying this because I've experienced it myself. I guarantee that under Bai's guidance, you'll have a completely different experience."

Lin Li: "OvO!"

Holy crap! Customers came to us on their own initiative!
This kid doesn't have the heart to guard against others, but his talent for harming others is maxed out. He has potential!
Lin Li naturally wouldn't disappoint him, nodding to Zhang Jing's classmate and replying cooperatively, "Yes."

Zhang Jing: "Oo?"

Oh open?

Is it really that amazing?

Then we'll have to taste it to see if it's salty enough.

I hope to have a completely new experience!
……

Two and a half minutes later.

He hopes it will come true.

but--

"Zhang Jing, I'll fuck your mother."

(End of this chapter)