The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 440 Lin Li's enthusiasm was like a fire
After removing the working camera from the wall, Bai Bufan rushed to the door, opened it, pointed at the three innocent-looking people outside, especially Lin Li, and said with a laugh:
"You beast! You're using all your dirty tricks on me, aren't you?"

"What exactly are you trying to secretly film?!"

"It's nothing," Lin Li shrugged innocently, his tone frank: "I just wanted to see you playing with your children, and maybe see if I could use the videos for nude loans to earn some pocket money."

Before Bai Bufan could speak, Wang Ze, who was sitting next to Lin Li, couldn't sit still any longer. His pupils dilated, and he grabbed Lin Li's shoulder.

"What? Lin Li? You mean a company is finally willing to get involved in male nude loan business? 666! You didn't even call me when the national subsidy was issued! Lin Li, how can you be so selfish!"

However, Wang Ze felt that "naked loan" was still too offensive. Wasn't this just a loan company paying a high price for his own photos?

Wang Ze was willing to keep issuing loans even if he wasn't given one.

Hearing Wang Ze's answer, Chen Tianming leaned against the wall of the corridor and laughed uncontrollably. Bai Bufan's emotions were also interrupted, and he also laughed.

As expected of Wang Ze, his performance remains consistently strong.

"Are you sure? The kind where they Photoshop your image and repost it if you don't pay back the money?" Lin Li simply smiled, looking at Wang Ze, and offered a friendly reminder.

Upon hearing this, Wang Ze's expression suddenly changed.

To be honest, after taking out a loan using nude photos, many people default on their payments.
If the other party chooses to expose him online, Wang Ze will understand.

If the other party were to list him in the European and American section, Wang Ze would be grateful.

But if the other party puts himself in the children's section, Wang Ze will devote the rest of his life to truly meeting him offline.

Let's see if Wang Ze does anything to him!
"Oh, and I'll also be posting on Chengdu dating websites," Lin Li added.

Wang Ze, who had been frowning, suddenly calmed down and said, "Oh, this? I already registered. No need to bother them, I'll post it myself."

Chen Tianming and Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

But Bai Bufan, who was standing to the side, was not Wang Ze after all. Upon hearing that he would not only be P'd but also have his name posted on such a website, his face turned completely pale. He staggered back two steps, pointing at Lin Li with fear and anger, his fingers trembling wildly.

How could human nature be so evil?

"Lin Li! You are even more vicious than I imagined!!" Bai Bufan swung the camera heavily.

Considering that this camera is not cheap, probably one or two thousand, it was really just a formality - I only waved my arm, but I was actually gripping it very tightly.

Although Bai Bufan was confident that even if he broke something, Lin Li would never make him pay for it, there was no need for it.

But the more he thought about it, the more frustrated he felt. Bai Bufan shook his head and sighed:

"I've finally figured out Pluto. Perhaps it foresaw the birth of Linli many years ago, which is why it has always kept its distance from Earth... The depth of its planning is truly unprecedented..."

"Pluto was willing to be removed from the list of the nine planets in order to stand tall."

"Holy crap, it's still #nonhuman# pure love."

The three people outside the door were taken aback at first, then burst into laughter.

Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was just talking nonsense. Even if he really wanted to play with his children, it would be in the toilet. It was just a casual thing to do for fun, and he didn't intend to actually film anything.

So after laughing, he straightened up and said, "Alright, the three of us really have to go. You can keep the camera and play with it yourself. It still has a password for pairing four times."

After saying that, he walked downstairs with Wang Ze and Chen Tianming.

"Give it to me, I just happen to want to buy a camera, but since my budget is only 2 yuan, there aren't many that fit my budget," Bai Bufan called out.

His response was a raised middle finger.

After watching the three leave, Bai Bufan returned to his dormitory.

His wariness of Lin Li led him to first check the room to make sure there was no second camera inside, and then he checked the corridor and stairwell to confirm that Lin Li was indeed not there.

Only after that did Bai Bufan relax a little and sit on Baowei's bed.

Bai Bufan frowned.

It wasn't that he discovered any more suspicious activity; rather, he started playing a highly complex deduction game that almost everyone had played before—

What was I planning to do just now?

……

Because the three of them had different destinations—Wang Ze went to wait for Qian Ying downstairs in the girls' dormitory, Chen Tianming went to the examination hall to wait for Yao Qiaoqiao, and Lin Li went to the school gate to wait for Chen Yuying—and everyone had a bright future, the three of them quickly parted ways.

School gate.

It was approaching two o'clock, and a large number of students who were not from this school had appeared at the entrance.

The vast majority of these students were wearing their respective school uniforms, while some, perhaps because they didn't have to attend evening self-study on Sunday nights, were wearing their own clothes.

Considering that Chen Yuying would be there for a while, and that waiting directly at the door would make her vulnerable to arrest by the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, Lin Li simply stood between the fountain and the sign indicating the examination venue for this competition, enjoying the fountain and playing with the "spirit stone" to pass the time.

"Excuse me, could you tell me where the restrooms are at your school?"

A boy wearing a school uniform from another school was looking around when he noticed Lin Li and the uniform he was wearing. He immediately came up and politely asked him something.

The grand gathering of Daoists has begun, and the competition for spots has started in our sect. Fellow Daoists from all directions are welcome to come and pay their respects! As a member of Nansang, I must not lose face for my sect at this moment.

Although the sects behind these guests are not as powerful as those of Nan Sang, they should still be treated with courtesy to demonstrate the hospitality of our host and show the magnanimity of our sect!

[Mission triggered!]

[Task Two: Treat cultivators from other sects within the sect's territory with kindness, demonstrating the extraordinary hospitality of the Nan Sang Sect.]

[Task Rewards: Physical Improvement: Comprehension increased by 10%; Random Ability *1; System Currency *100]

Lin Li, who was about to immediately point out the direction of the toilet, raised an eyebrow slightly when he saw the pop-up task.

The task is easy to understand; the completion target is represented by a progress bar.

After quickly reading through the text, Lin Li knew what he should do next.

Lin Li looked at the boy and said, "Hello OvO."

Seeing Lin Li's sudden, innocent smile, the boy paused, but before he could reply with "Hello to you too," Lin Li interrupted him warmly:

"The nearest toilet is over here. Let me take you there."

"Huh? You're going to take me there? No need, classmate. Just point me in the right direction and I can find it myself. Taking me there is too much trouble."

When the boy saw that Lin Li was actually going to lead the way himself, he immediately waved his hand, feeling a little apologetic.

But seeing the progress bar already slowly creeping forward, how could Lin Li possibly agree?

"It's no trouble at all. I'm free right now. Besides, you are all guests of Nansang Middle School. How can you treat us so casually? This is not how we treat guests in Nansang. Come, come with me."

Lin Li waved his hand and walked straight ahead, gesturing for the other person to follow without further ado.

"Well... thank you!" Unable to refuse such kindness, the boy nodded gratefully. "You've really gone to so much trouble!"

"It's alright, just follow me. There's a step here, be careful not to trip and drown in the fountain." Lin Li walked ahead, leading the way like a butler, while giving instructions.

Boy: "..."

The pool inside this fountain is only about 30 or 40 centimeters deep. It would be very careless to drown in that.

Lin Li said this as a test, as he had been paying attention to the changes in the speed at which the system progress bar was increasing.

And even this kind of caring talk could be delivered at a slightly faster pace.

"Excuse me, what school are you from?" Lin Li asked the boy.

"I am from Puchun No.1 Middle School."

“Puchun No.1 Middle School, I’ve heard about it many times. My math teacher often mentions your school, saying that your students are of high quality, with good grades and high overall character.”

lie.

Xue Jian actually only ever compared himself to those private middle schools or Pingjiang No. 1 and No. 2 Middle Schools, but that didn't stop Lin Li from making up stories to flatter him.

"Haha, it's definitely not as good as your South No. 1 Middle School." The other party also gave a friendly compliment.

"Excuse me, what's your name? How should I address you?"

"My name is Zhang Jing. What's your name, classmate?"

"My name is Bai Bufan, you can just call me Bufan," Lin Li introduced himself sincerely.

Lin Li felt it was all the system's fault, since if the system hadn't said to be exceptionally passionate, he wouldn't have chosen this name.

"Hello, Bai."

Zhang Jing was clearly not that outgoing and addressed Lin Li by his surname.

"Student Zhang, may I ask if you attend the university or the primary school?" Lin Li didn't correct him, but simply returned to the main topic. Seeing that Zhang Jing seemed somewhat surprised by his words, he smiled and explained:

"I will guide you in different directions based on your needs."

"What...what's the difference?"

"If it's a small toilet, then go for the nearest one. If it's a large one, I recommend the administration building. It has relatively high-quality toilets and exhaust fans, which will give you a home-like toilet experience."

Lin Li explained gently to Zhang Jing.

Zhang Jing: "(☉o☉)!"

So thoughtful.

Nansang truly lives up to its reputation as the county's top high school; the quality of its students is visibly better than that of the town's top high school, and they even consider these aspects!

What a pity! If I had scored 10 points higher on the high school entrance exam, I could have gotten into this school and become a classmate of Bai Bufan.

Maybe if we're lucky, we can even become classmates.

"What a pity, what a pity." "Student Bai, I just need to pee, this one is fine, thank you." Zhang Jing nodded emphatically, slightly touched.

"Okay, then keep following me this way. There are steps ahead, be careful not to fall." Lin Li nodded gently.

Leading Zhang Jing into the teaching building, they soon arrived at the entrance to the restroom on the first floor.

"Thank you, Bai, you've gone to so much trouble!" Upon seeing the restroom, Zhang Jing even bowed 60 degrees to Lin Li.

Lin Li stepped aside to avoid the bow, then waved his hand: "It's what I should do."

Then, Lin Li took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, took out a tissue from it, and handed it to Zhang Jing: "Here, Zhang, this is a tissue I prepared for you."

Zhang Jing was slightly taken aback, took the tissue, and said with some surprise, "Thank you, but I was just using the urinal, not the feminine..."

Lin Li bowed slightly, maintaining the impeccable demeanor of a butler, his tone gentle and steady:
"I know, but Zhang, it's precisely because it's a smaller size that I'm only providing you with one. We boys need to take good care of ourselves when we're out and about."

You should know that if the trace amounts of urine remaining at the end of the urinary system are not properly treated, they can easily breed bacteria and increase the risk of urinary tract infections, especially in places where public facilities are frequently used.

A thin piece of paper, a piece of peace of mind.

Zhang Jing: "(；☉_☉)?"

So thoughtful! So incredibly thoughtful!
This overly technical explanation left Zhang Jing slightly bewildered, but he subconsciously felt it was impressive and nodded, "I see, no wonder it's a top-tier high school, it makes sense, thank you!"

Nansang Middle School, that's amazing!
Zhang Jing felt a mix of longing and regret about his grades. As he pondered these thoughts, he clutched a tissue and went into the restroom.

Zhang Jing turned on the tap to wash his hands as a sign of respect for Nan Sang Middle School, but out of the corner of his eye he noticed that Lin Li had not left.

"Hey, Bai, aren't you going to do your own thing?" Zhang Jing looked up and asked with some confusion.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li's gentle and polite voice echoed once again in the restroom:

"Nansang Middle School's hospitality is not about being perfunctory, but about seeing problems resolved. This is a school motto passed down from generation to generation, and it is our duty and obligation."

"So, Zhang, I will be waiting outside the door while you urinate. Please feel free to call me if you need any assistance."

Zhang Jing: "(；☉_☉)?"

Zhang Jing turned off the tap, looking at the upright Lin Li with some confusion and hesitation: "Assistance? What kind of assistance is there for going to the toilet?"

Lin Li maintained a perfectly sincere smile on his face, nodding slightly with a hint of pride, as if he was just waiting for Zhang Jing to speak.

Lin Li cleared his throat. The passionate atmosphere of Nan Sang Middle School was at its peak!

"That's natural, and the services are very comprehensive, covering a variety of assistance needs when you use the toilet."

First, control the auxiliary services.

If you need to maintain a specific posture to avoid splashing, and don't want to do it yourself, I can provide professional external assistance to ensure precise flow to the target area.

"Of course, you don't need to worry about hygiene issues; our school has taken that into account."

Lin Li reached into his pocket and pulled it out, revealing a pack of white disposable plastic gloves.

With fluid, elegant movements, Lin Li slowly and deliberately put on the gloves, then displayed her hands: "Clean and worry-free, hygiene guaranteed~"

Zhang Jing: "(☉_☉)?"

Wait, wait a minute.

Zhang Jing stared in disbelief at the snow-white gloves.

Well, well, anyway, things seem... a bit off.
Lin Li seemed oblivious to his shock and continued listing the details gently:

"Second, provide comfort and guidance services."

If you experience occasional difficulty urinating in a completely new restroom environment due to nervousness or unfamiliarity with the restroom—commonly known as being unable to urinate—I can softly hum a soothing melody that you choose.

Studies have shown that specific rhythms have a positive effect on relaxing the sphincter muscles and promoting the urination process.

"The playlist includes classic nursery rhymes and light music, and song requests are also accepted. I am Bai, and I am known as the Chinese Little Music Library."

Zhang Jing stood frozen in place: "Huh?"

His brain no longer allows him to utter anything other than interjections.

Lin Li's smile was gentle, and his appearance was quite pleasing to the eye, but at this moment, Zhang Jing was unsure if there were any other humans in front of him.

But it's not over yet.

"Third, cross-regional collaborative services."

I will alert you when I observe other users approaching the toilet area.

If it's a male, I will give you either a "you can continue" or "his is big, you should hide" message, depending on his intentions.

If you are female, I will give you a prompt based on your appearance: "You can continue your work" or "Stop urinating, come out and look at the pretty girls first."

Seeing that Zhang Jing didn't react this time, Lin Li glanced at the progress bar of the active mission and continued speaking on his own:

Fourth, ultimate health protection.

Although we provide tissues, it's still difficult to completely avoid the possibility of residual germs. Therefore, we also offer an ultimate disinfection service.

Lin Li reached into his pocket and pulled out... a lighter.

But it's not an ordinary lighter; it's a powerful lighter, much larger than a regular lighter. When you press the switch, you can see the flame shoot straight up to a height of nearly ten centimeters. The flame is straight and doesn't sway in the wind, making it almost a ignition device.

"Lighter," Lin Li said with a smile, then nodded at Zhang Jing and pointed out the disinfection method it represented: "High-temperature disinfection method."

Lin Li felt that his enthusiasm was like a blazing fire.

But one fire is not enough.

Lin Li then took out a bottle of colorless liquid:
"75% ethanol solution, alcohol disinfection method."

Lin Li took out a bottle of slightly yellowish liquid:
"An 80% sulfuric acid aqueous solution, a chemical disinfection method."

Seeing Lin Li still reaching into his pocket, Zhang Jing's lips twitched and his pupils dilated. At this moment, he suspected that Lin Li was wearing yoga pants with unlimited space inside, otherwise how could he keep taking things out so much?!
Under Zhang Jing's gaze, Lin Li took out a pair of scissors:

"Scissors, physical disinfection method."

After taking the scissors, Lin Li finally stopped and said to Zhang Jing apologetically, "I'm sorry, I only brought these tools today. If you have some time to prepare, there are more disinfection methods for you to choose from."

It is indeed a bit of a pity.

Because most of Lin Li's things are inside the "Fire-Nourishing Sword Gourd," but this magic treasure is too big to be displayed silently in his pocket. What he took out now were his everyday items that he usually kept in his "Universe Ring."

Concentrated sulfuric acid is certainly not an everyday item. In fact, it is not even found inside the "Fire-Free Sword-Nourishing Gourd." The one I just took out is fake, used to fool fools.

If someone suddenly pulls out a bottle of clear liquid and claims it's concentrated sulfuric acid, no one will believe them.

However, Lin Li believes that, based on his actions from the beginning until now, Zhang Jing should believe him.

“But these four types are enough. They can guarantee that you won’t have any worries about getting infected after using the toilet.” Lin Li composed himself, regained his enthusiastic student identity, and looked at Zhang Jing, who had remained silent.

Zhang Jing: ☉_☉.

I feel like I'm dying.

Zhang Jing is now uncertain whether he died in a car accident on his way to Nansang Middle School without realizing it.
This must be the underworld, right?
Otherwise, there's no way to explain everything that's happening now.

Faced with Lin Li's smile, Zhang Jing swallowed hard and then pinched his thigh.

Your mom, it hurts so much.

Buhou, it seems he's neither dead nor asleep, this is reality!

It was more like a dream. Once he realized this, Zhang Jing's stunned expression quickly turned into immense shock and fear: "Stop! Stop! Stop!"

Looking at the man in front of him, Bai, who had a sincere expression, was wearing disposable gloves and seemed ready to step into the cubicle at any moment, a huge chill ran from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.

Nansang Middle School, so terrifying!

"No! No need! Thank you! Bai! You're very kind, really! You're so kind! But I really don't need any service!"
I...I...I just wanted to pee, so what if I get an infection? It's okay, it's really okay..."

Zhang Jing's voice trembled slightly, almost as if he were shouting, and his face was deathly pale.

To be honest, Zhang Jing didn't want to pee anymore; he just wanted to make sure that he hadn't experienced any disinfection process after the exam today.

I really want to run away.

But it remains at the thinking stage because he doesn't dare to.

Zhang Jing was worried that his actions would completely enrage Lin Li, causing Lin Li to break off relations and forcefully disinfect him. He needed to escape through Lin Li's hands.

"P-Can you please, Bai, Brother Bufan, please, I just need to pee..."

The toilet paper that Lin Li had originally given to Zhang Jing to wipe his urine was now being used by Zhang Jing to wipe his sweat, and he pleaded.

"Of course, any service is based on your needs. If you don't need it, I naturally won't force you to provide it."

Lin Li, always maintaining a smiling demeanor, seemed somewhat surprised by Zhang Jing's current reaction and smiled.

But what does Lin Li's consistent smiling service mean to Zhang Jing?

Patient Zhang Jing: Hello nurse, how am I?

"Nurse Lin Li: You're going to die, hahaha~"

"Family member Zhang Jing: Doctor, you're finally out! How did my family member's surgery go?"

"Doctor Lin Li: Hahahaha, the corpse's here~"

That's terrifying.

(End of this chapter)