Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 330 Atomic Lord Einstein, Song Shuhang's defense is broken

Because of the appearance of Fairy Yurou, Song Shuhang was forced to cancel his plan of dressing up as a woman to commit a honey trap.

Started chatting with the other party.

Soon they talked about another person in the chat group, who was the only young person in the Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group. He said that he had to go through a thunder tribulation or something, which was very dangerous. He hoped that Senior Song Shuhang could help him. After all, according to his address, he was the one who was closer to the other party.

But Song Shuhang was just an ordinary person. How could he understand what a thunder tribulation was? If Zhang Tian hadn't been there, he would have probably thought that everyone in the Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group was schizophrenic. The pressure of reality was too great. They were suffocating under the pressure of mortgage and car loans, so why were they doing role-playing online?

"Boss, have you survived the thunder tribulation? Can that thing kill people?"

Zhang Tian fell into deep thought. He had practiced in Fangcun Mountain for many years. First, he got the peaches from heaven with the help of Zhenwu. Later, by chance, he got the ginseng fruit from Zhenyuan Daxian and achieved the Taoism. He did not experience any thunder tribulation.

Later, he practiced for more than two hundred years.

He went through eighty-one tribulations, achieved a physical transformation in the Eight Treasures Pond of Buddhism, realized the meaning of Hun Yuan and became the future Buddha. The total time was less than three hundred years, so naturally he did not experience any three disasters.

It can be said that everything is going smoothly.

So Zhang Tian shook his head and chose to tell the truth. "When I was cultivating, my results were quite ideal. With the guidance of a Taoist master, I was recommended to become a Buddha in just a few years. Most of it was due to my own diligence and hard work. Of course, my master also contributed a little bit, so I have never been struck by lightning, and I don't know if there is any danger."

Song Shuhang: What do you mean by a little bit? I think it should be a billion bits!

"But let me be honest. If you were to embark on the path of cultivation, the probability of being struck by lightning would be very high. After all, you have done so many bad things."

Song Shuhang: ? To be honest, I am a good person!

"In Buddhism, as long as one is tempted by lust, it is like falling into the eighteen levels of hell, committing boundless sins."

Zhang Tian thought of Bai Yi Wu Tian and couldn't help but sigh, "Back then I had a friend who was tempted by lust. It wasn't lust, it was just love. As a result... Alas..."

If it weren't for Ah Xiu, if he hadn't been tempted by emotional thoughts back then, Bodhisattva Kinnara would definitely be the rightful leader of Buddhism in the future, instead of hiding the truth from the world, secretly borrowing human luck, and relying on destiny to regain his position.

But when Zhang Tian thought of the other party and the Three Realms, he couldn't help but shake his head for a moment. It was too difficult for the other party to change the entire Three Realms!
And except for Bai Yi Wu Tian.

"I have a friend who has also fallen in love with her. Although he is fine now, I am afraid that he will cause a huge mess in the future."

The person he was talking about was none other than Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun. Before Zhang Tian traveled through the world, he had learned that the other party was going to get married. If he guessed correctly, it was most likely the unhappy Princess Ao Cunxin of the West Sea.

She is beautiful, but she likes to... act!

Glancing at someone is unforgivable, even if your appearance is given a 100 point bonus!
Song Shuhang didn't know who Zhang Tian was sighing about. He only heard that sentence, and the lustful thoughts in his heart were like falling into the eighteenth level of hell. He couldn't help but wipe his forehead with his hand. If he counted it this way, the number of movies he had watched... I'm afraid he would be struck by God's thunder for ten thousand years...

He asked weakly, "Boss, do you think I still have a chance to practice Buddhism?"

Zhang Tian: If you practice Buddhism, you won’t be able to achieve the Way of Heaven within a year!
Seeing that he didn't answer, Song Shuhang thought that he had lost his chance, but he was a little unwilling to accept it. After all, everyone has a dream of becoming a martial arts master or cultivating immortality, so he looked for his own strengths.

"Boss, I'm a college student. I've read a lot of books and received nine years of compulsory education. I think if I practice Confucianism, will it be a great advantage?"

Zhang Tian: Actually, you may not believe it if I tell you this, but the mad knife Sanlang who flirts with you in the chat group all day long is actually a Confucian sage. It seems that just reading books is not enough, you also have to learn how to flirt!
"Well, if Confucianism doesn't work, then is there any other way, science and technology?"

Song Shuhang swallowed his saliva, "Boss, don't you want to become a modern Buddha? I know there is an incredible practice called the Theory of Relativity. The founder of that practice is called the Atomic Lord Einstein. It seems very promising, and there are so many people practicing it. If you only achieve a small success, you can become a nuclear bomb immortal. If you practice this practice to a great success, you can become a quantum saint! Quantum Buddha!" ​​Zhang Tian smiled and said nothing.

This Song Shuhang really thought he was an ancient person who knew nothing. To be honest, the Atomic God Einstein might not have even one ten-thousandth of the ability of his Bodhi Patriarch.

He knew that the other party wanted to cultivate immortality, so he skillfully painted a big pie for the other party, "Don't worry, as long as you seduce that Fairy Yurou to come over, this Buddha will have the magical power to trick her cultivation method into coming to you, and then the two of us will cultivate together."

"Ah, Buddha, are you going to change your cultivation too?"

"Oh, the Buddhism I practice is an old version, which can no longer keep up with the times. Of course I have to change my practice. After all, the times are progressing, science and technology are developing, theories are being updated, and ancient spells and practices are destined to be eliminated!"

Song Shuhang felt something was wrong.

But it feels very reasonable.

For a moment, I felt an itch in my head, as if I had some irrefutable sense of contradiction. Oh no, it seemed like I needed to grow a brain.

Then he watched Zhang Tian take out his mobile phone and start placing orders. He searched for some modern books, such as relativity, quantum theory, time and space, which were all books related to scientific and technological knowledge, and they were very advanced. At least he, a college student, could not understand them. He needed a graduate student to understand them.

"Boss, what are you doing?"

"Oh, I have a friend who has not been to school. He spends his days fighting and killing people with a stick. He also dyes his hair yellow. I think these books are very good. I will buy them back for him to read and learn from, so that he can become an educated youth!"

Beat and kill with a stick.

And dyed my hair yellow.

Song Shuhang: The bad boy from the Zangai Family? I really need to learn from him!
Song Shuhang: Boss, you have a lot of friends, and most of them are not serious.

Just from what Zhang Tian mentioned, he counted on his fingers and found that there were probably seven or eight of them. As the old saying goes, birds of a feather flock together.

Then he saw Zhang Tian turned his head thoughtfully and whispered a final word, "Alas, you finally found out. Now you know why I chose you to be the deputy sect leader."

reason……

Song Shuhang fell into deep thought.

Song Shuhang recalled the key points.

Song Shuhang suddenly realized.

"Is it because I am also an indecent person?"

"hey-hey."

Song Shuhang: 6!

(End of this chapter)