Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 329: The Angry Pharmacist, I Have an Indecent Friend...

Song Shuhang no longer dared to look directly at Zhang Tian.

He felt that he could no longer treat the other party as Buddha. He kept looking at him, and he always felt that the other party would suddenly take out a magic wand and then say with a sly smile, "Wumimumimihong, turn into a lamb quickly!"

or.

"Miss, you are trash, I am not trash."

or.

"Ah! I'll be back!"

So Song Shuhang lowered his head guiltily and quickly made an excuse, "Boss, I caught a fish here, his name is Crazy Blade Three Waves, he was very happy after seeing the photos I posted, I'm going to go talk to him first."

Three waves of mad swords.

A prominent figure in the Kyushu No. 1 chat group.

He talks a lot and is the active person in almost every chat group. He can send you a bunch of obscene pictures from time to time. This is also the case in the Jiuzhou chat group. He even offended a beautiful senior because of his talkativeness and was severely ravaged by her for a long time. She was only let go when she was exhausted.

It is indeed easy to fall into a trap!

Especially Song Shuhang's legs, which are white, tender and long!

But it is more tempting than women's legs!

Zhang Tian thought it was reasonable, so he encouraged Song Shuhang to keep going. As long as he could get three waves of Mad Blade to the line, the opponent's cultivation level wouldn't be very high either. With a little trick, he, the Buddha, could increase his deep blue points and directly transform into a local.

However, he still took advantage of his free time to do some work and ordered an errand from a certain group to help him purchase a bunch of Chinese medicine from a Chinese medicine store. It was none other than the materials for the so-called simplified version of the quenching fluid shared by the pharmacist in the Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group.

He plans to refine some.

1. Prepare for your own practice.

Second, it can be used as a resource exchange for spiritual practice.

After all, as a great Buddha, it is really embarrassing to always tell people that they have a destiny with me.

Soon, the errand boy brought the medicine. When he saw Song Shuhang opening the door, his expression was so strange. Maid outfit, long white silk stockings, nice legs! A deep male voice?
Errand boy: I know how to have fun.

Song Shuhang's face turned black. He poured all the Chinese herbs into the machine's feed port, plugged it in, and heard two buzzing sounds. Then he saw the pills popping out from the discharge port one by one and falling accurately into the bottle at a very fast speed.

But he felt it was a bit unreliable, "Boss, is this pill of yours a body-quenching liquid? It looks like a liquid, but why is it still black after you refined it into a ball…"

To be honest, it looks like a small coal briquette!
So Song Shuhang spoke tactfully, "I have a cousin who studies Chinese medicine, her name is Zhao Yaya. Why don't we do a toxicology test..."

He is afraid of eating dead people!

Based on his understanding of Zhang Tian, ​​the other party would definitely use him to test the drug! !

Then Song Shuhang saw Zhang Tian lost in thought, so he stretched out his fingers and snapped them. Then the coal-shaped pill instantly shone with golden light, like a golden pill, and its appearance suddenly improved.

"Boss, what special effects did you add? Did you learn it from Little Boss?"

"Oh, no, I added a little gold dust."

Song Shuhang: I don’t dare to eat anymore…

He carefully picked one up with his fingers, took a picture with his mobile phone, uploaded it to the Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group, and accurately tagged the pharmacist.

Shushan was under great pressure: "@Pharmacist, I refined the medicine according to your prescription, but it feels a little weird. It seems that the liquid has been transformed into a solid. Can it still be eaten?"

Pharmacist: "You!" Pharmacist: "Add more!"

Pharmacist: “You you!”

Other people in the chat group were also quite shocked. After all, it was the first time they saw the clumsy emperor pharmacist send three messages in a row in a very short period of time, breaking the other party's record of many years.

Even Tongxuan, a monk who could only send emojis, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The monk is knowledgeable:||.

He is a person who practices silence and cannot speak. He can only use emoticons to express his shock.

Who is so crazy?

The body-quenching liquid was actually refined into this state!
After all, this elixir has been simplified to the point where it cannot be simpler. It is almost a must-have for entry-level novice. Even the steps and temperatures are clearly stated. But in the end, they still made a mistake in refining this thing and turned it into gold?
Whose disciple are you from? Tell me the name of your master. I will destroy your master's reputation in the education industry!
Pharmacist: “Speak!”

Pharmacist: "Dan?"

Pharmacist: “How much?”

Song Shuhang frowned slightly, pondered carefully, and finally realized that he was asking about the success rate of the pill, or how many pills he could refine at one time.

But he didn't know either. He looked at the alchemy machine built by Zhang Tian next to him and fell into deep thought for a moment. In the ten minutes he was on the water group, there were more than a hundred bottles in front of him. It seemed that there was no failure at the moment. How should he describe it?
Song Shuhang decided to tell a little lie.

He took a photo.

Said very tactfully.

Shushan was under great pressure: "I spent a whole night refining this. I spent more than a thousand yuan on the cost-effective medicinal materials, and only refined about ten bottles. There are about ten pills in one bottle."

He felt that he was facing a machine that could refine more than a hundred bottles of pills in ten minutes, and it was really unconscionable for him to say that he had only refined ten bottles in one night.

At this time, on the other side of the chat group.

The pharmacist's eyes widened, not daring to accept it. He fell to the ground and fell asleep. Before fainting, he trembled and spent several minutes typing a word.

Pharmacist: “Dizzy.”

Log off now.

Song Shuhang had an innocent look on his face. He turned his head and wanted to ask Zhang Tian, ​​but he saw that Zhang Tian, ​​the second-generation Buddhist, was also looking at him blankly. He immediately realized that it was useless to ask.

Just when he felt it was a pity that he couldn't trick the pharmacist over, he heard his cell phone ding-dong. He immediately showed joy on his face, "Boss, another fish has been hooked. Let me see which pervert it is. Oh, no, it's a girl!"

Song Shuhang felt that it was going to be bad. After all, how could a honey trap be set up when the target was a girl?
I looked at the name, which was Fairy Yurou. According to Beihe Sanren, the intelligence expert in the group, the other party had a powerful background. She was the daughter of a very calculating immortal, and her mind was narrower than a horse's eye!
Song Shuhang felt his scalp tingling and he didn't dare to provoke him at all. But it was too late. He saw Zhang Tian touching his chin with a slightly evil smile on his face.

Song Shuhang was horrified: "Boss, don't do that~~ You'll die~~"

"Ah! Look, you're old-fashioned again! I have a friend who is a black-hearted ox. He told me that if you don't cling to someone powerful and don't eat soft rice, how can you become an immortal? As the saying goes, a woman three years older than you is a gold brick, and a woman three thousand years older than you is among the immortals, eating elixirs! Go and seduce her, I'm very optimistic about you!"

Song Shuhang: Me? A virgin? How can I hook up with this beautiful fairy? ?
"If you think it's difficult, I have a frivolous friend who has a furnace that is specially used to store women. Once it is installed, he can turn the person on the other side into his concubine. With the help of this furnace, my friend became an emperor with the support of his family members! I can help you refine one."

Song Shuhang burst into tears.

Why do I feel like you, Buddha, are not a real Buddha? !
"Hey, how can you say bad things about me in your heart? Sass!"

Song Shuhang cried even louder.

(End of this chapter)