Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 328: No one in the group is a normal person, and they are determined to become modern Buddhas!
Song Shuhang felt that the person he was following was not a real Buddha.

Under the tyranny of the other party.

He had to make a decision that went against his ancestors. With tears in his eyes, he put on the maid outfit the other party had bought for him. He stretched his legs and found that they were quite white and slender, much prettier than the girl's.

After Song Shuhang took a few selfies with his mobile phone, he sighed a few times and prepared to start looking for the right person in the chat group.

"Boss, the group leader of the Jiuzhou chat group, this guy called Huangshan Zhenjun, is he okay?"

Song Shuhang realized it belatedly, "He was the one who dragged me into the group, damn guy! Otherwise, I should have targeted this Lao Deng!"

He felt a little itchy. It was all because of that old bastard Huangshan Zhenjun who accidentally pulled him into the so-called Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group. If it weren't for him, he wouldn't have been targeted by Zhang Tian, ​​the lord of Fangcun Mountain, the so-called Happy Buddha, and ended up wearing women's clothes and setting up a honey trap.

He decided to take a little revenge!
Zhang Tian touched his chin and shook his head. "Although the leader of this group, Huangshan Zhenjun, is called Huangshan Dasha, he is well versed in the mysteries of heaven and can predict the future. When you first joined the group, he predicted the mysteries of heaven for you."

Song Shuhang had no idea about this, and suddenly realized, "No wonder this old bastard didn't kick me out even after he realized he had added the wrong person. Hey, Boss, what did he tell me?"

"It seems to be a love hexagram."

Song Shuhang:?

If he was not mistaken, this so-called True Lord of Huangshan was a man. How could he have calculated the love fortune with him?

"He must have miscalculated!"

Song Shuhang said so, but when he learned that Master Huangshan had calculated three hexagrams and they were all love hexagrams, he looked down and saw his maid outfit, and a look of sudden realization flashed in his eyes.

He shuddered and shook his head violently, "Let's change one, let's change one."

He doesn’t want his fortune telling to come true!!!

Song Shuhang then pointed at the other people in the chat group. They were the administrators of the Jiuzhou chat group. One of them was called the Great Luo Sect's Rain Moon Master, and the other was called the Seventh Cultivator Venerable. "How are they?"

"That Daluo Sect member is a rotten girl who likes to draw pornographic books. Her tricks are more sophisticated than yours."

"As for the Seventh Cultivator, he was a gravedigger. It was so long ago that I forgot whether he was an archaeologist or a gravedigger who buried corpses. But he was quite afraid of the public security organs."

Song Shuhang understood that those who kill people and dig graves are afraid of the public security organs, but what is there to be afraid of when it comes to archaeology and grave digging?
Then he realized!
Unlicensed archaeology! ! 凎!

Song Shuhang shook his head violently, not daring to provoke such a fierce man, and then looked at the person named Su Shi Ah Qi in the chat group. This was relatively simple, without Zhang Tian telling him, he could tell that the other party had been challenging him to a fight online, and must be a fighting maniac.

There was also a monk named Tong Xuan who only sent emojis during the whole chat. Zhang Tian was particularly impressed by him and sighed, "This is a ruthless person. He has 100g!"

Song Shuhang took a deep breath. So many seeds?

“Emoji!”

Song Shuhang: Tsk!
"Boss, why does this pharmacist only speak one or two words each time? Is he a cool and arrogant man?"

"Oh, he can't type."

Song Shuhang sneered mercilessly. As a legendary cultivator, he couldn't even type. He was simply an oddity among oddities. At a glance, there was no normal person in the Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group!
He just wanted to find a normal person with whom he was destined to be together and borrow some cultivation resources from the other person, but why did it feel so difficult!
"Huh?" Song Shuhang screamed in surprise, "Boss, look, I got a good thing, a good thing."

It was the recipe shared by that cool male god, oh no, it was that funny male pharmacist who couldn't type. It was a simplified version of some quenching fluid. Listening to the discussions of other people in the group, I always felt that it was a good thing.

He presented it to Zhang Tian as if offering a treasure and asking for credit, but received a confused look from the other party, "What is the body quenching fluid?"

Song Shuhang was angry.

Boss!!! You are the Buddha, your cultivation is not the best in the world, but at least it is one of the best, but you told me that you don’t even know about the body quenching liquid. You told that Dr. xx that you don’t know about CNKI, but what is the difference between that and CNKI? ! ! You are just perfunctory to me!!

"I was born as a Buddha, and it seems that I have never practiced cultivation."

Zhang Tian was reincarnated from another world. In the world of Journey to the West, he was indeed the future Buddha, indeed a Buddha, but in this world, he had never practiced cultivation, so naturally he was a Buddha when he was born. He really did not lie.

Song Shuhang: ...

Song Shuhang: Oh, that's fine, but I have to add one more thing, I! Hate! The second generation of Buddha!

However, he had a new idea when looking at the recipe in the chat group. "Boss, people in the group said that this recipe is pretty good and suitable for newcomers. Do you want to get a pill furnace to refine some? You don't want your deputy sect leader to be an ordinary person and be laughed at by other practitioners, right?"

Song Shuhang: I want to cultivate immortality! I want to learn mind reading! I want to lose my virginity!

Zhang Tian touched his chin, but he refused the alchemy furnace for a simple reason: it was too heavy and ugly, it was difficult to control the temperature, and the success rate of making alchemy was very low.

So Song Shuhang came up with an idea that he thought was very advanced, "How about using an induction cooker to make the elixir? The temperature is very easy to control, and it doesn't consume any mana or spiritual energy, hehe!"

Song Shuhang: I am such a clever little fellow!
then.

He received Zhang Tian's disdainful look, which was full of disgust. "Happy Buddhism needs to keep pace with the times. I let you be the deputy sect leader just to have more modern thinking. How come you are even more old-fashioned than me?"

Song Shuhang:?

He was a little confused for a moment, and then he looked at Zhang Tian in amazement as he shouted about wanting to be a modern technological Buddha or something, and shouting about talking about science or something, and then he took a hammer and started hammering the rice cooker, which visibly turned into a huge machine.

It has material inlet, material outlet, cleaning area, cutting area, separation area, drying area, automatic fusion, precise temperature control, pill making and bottling functions. It is fully automated and very consistent with modern integrated control devices, much like the assembly lines in factories.

Song Shuhang expressed his understanding.

But what he didn't understand was, "Boss, how did you manage to make a rice cooker into such a machine with just a hammer? You call this science and technology???"

Then he saw Zhang Tian gave him a very reasonable explanation. The other party turned his head with a confused look on his face and pointed at the only TV in the room, which was still singing happily.

"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Big Big Wolf, Red Wolf..."

Song Shuhang: I learned it from Big Bad Wolf!!!

(End of this chapter)