Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 327 Happy Buddha Boy Group Debut Plan, Screaming Little Squirrel!

Song Shuhang had turned his three roommates into followers of the Happy Buddha sect in just one day. He was very satisfied. After all, one plus three equals three, so one week equals twenty-one, and one month equals ninety... uh...

He took a look at the remaining salary of his own, which was a full three million yuan. He felt extremely ashamed. After all, they say that a monthly salary of 3000 yuan will let you see what they mean by cheap but not good. But I have an annual salary of 300 million yuan, and I have no performance. I am just beating myself up!

"Alas, I was too naive. This is not a reliable way to recruit believers. It's still a long way from the final exam, and it won't work!"

Feeling ashamed, Song Shuhang decided to go meet his boss, yes, Zhang Tian. After all, it was a modern society, and it felt weird to always call Zhang Tian "Old Buddha" in front of others, so he changed his words.

He followed the navigation instructions and came to the location of the Happy Buddhist sect, which was actually a house outside the Jiangnan University. Then he saw Zhang Tian with a thoughtful look on his face, thinking about something.

Song Shuhang took a peek.

I found that there was an electric rice cooker in front of the other person.

"Boss, are you planning to switch careers and become a chef?"

"No, I've been asleep for too long. I'm learning what is now called modernization. I wonder how I can keep an elephant in a refrigerator as the donor on the Internet said."

Song Shuhang: Uh...

"That's a bad joke, Boss!"

Zhang Tian suddenly realized, "It turns out that elephants can't be kept in a refrigerator. No wonder I can't put so many herbs in this jar. They said that I need to plug it in and boil it to make the elixir."

Song Shuhang was unable to comment for the moment, but he couldn't help but complain in his heart, wondering which idiot could think of refining pills in a rice cooker.

Zhang Tian, ​​on the other hand, had a strange look on his face, because this idea came from Song Shuhang. He forgot whether the pill was made in a rice cooker, a microwave oven, or a pressure cooker. He tried them all and found that they did not work. He nodded in agreement and started to curse along with Song Shuhang, "I agree with your idea. Only an idiot could come up with that!"

Song Shuhang's face was full of disbelief, as if he had seen a ghost, because what he just thought was what he thought, he didn't say it out loud. Could it be!
"That's right. As a Buddha, it's reasonable for me to know a little bit about mind reading, right?"

Song Shuhang: ! !
"That's not necessary. If you want to learn mind reading just to know what those beautiful women are thinking, I, the Buddha, will look down on you. You will die a miserable death."

Song Shuhang:!!!

"I know you are a virgin and you are horny, but Buddhism is a serious matter and you can't mess around like this."

Song Shuhang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He felt that if he saw a beautiful fairy in the future, he must stay away from her. After all, it would not be as simple as just bending down. Just thinking about it would end up in pieces.

After all, if a man doesn't have a little color in his brain, he is most likely a eunuch!

Song Shuhang quickly shook his head, remembering why he came today, and quickly told him about his new Happy Buddhism promotion plan. After all, the previous one required too much timing and would only be useful during the final exams.

College students nowadays are such idiots. They don’t burn incense on weekdays. They only cram for the last three days before the final exams. They can pray to all the gods and Buddhas. But if it’s not the final exams…

College student: Give me a handful of melon seeds, let’s talk about how to punch the Three Pure Ones, kick Tathagata, the Jade Emperor is incompetent, and what about Nezha, why don’t you dare to shoot your father!

Song Shuhang changed his ways and proposed a new plan that he thought was very suitable. He said with great confidence, "Boss, you are the Buddha. We can learn from the business scale of Shaolin Temple and directly make movies. When the movie becomes a hit and makes a lot of money and has a good reputation, we can go into real estate. It is guaranteed to make money and increase fans. Maybe we can even go public by then!"

He heard from experts that real estate will surely flourish and surpass the UK and the US in the future, and that the price of one square meter can rise to 300,000 yuan. He should listen to the experts and invest quickly, as he is guaranteed to make a killing.

Have money and a house.

It is guaranteed to capture the believers! Zhang Tian: ...

He came here to develop believers, not to follow Xu's example and run away.

Zhang Tian rejected it directly.

Song Shuhang was not angry, as he had prepared many backup plans. He had spent the whole night looking up strategies on the Internet, all of which were from experts, professors, and university teachers who shared promising majors and money-making plans, all in order to justify the million-dollar annual salary Zhang Tian gave him.

College Students!
Super talented, okay?!

Song Shuhang was seen waving the small card in his hand excitedly, pointing at someone and saying, "Boss, you can imitate him. You are so handsome, there is definitely a market for you. Look at him, he debuted as an idol trainee last year, he was the most popular, and debuted as the center. I heard that there are millions of people signing in to his super topic every day. Many big brands paid hundreds of millions of advertising fees to find him. He has at least 100 million visits on his birthday!"

"He has a very classic dance that is very popular and unique. Boss, if you imitate him, I think it will be very powerful and very cool. It will definitely attract a lot of female and male fans!"

Song Shuhang said confidently, "I can guarantee that even if it is the reincarnation of Tathagata Buddha, his popularity may not be better than his. Buddha, times have changed, let's debut as a boy band!"

Zhang Tian: …

Zhang Tian looked at Song Shuhang seriously and found that the other party was not playing a joke on him and was sincerely planning the debut plan of the Happy Buddha Boy Group. He was silent for a while, and finally he sighed and decided to rely on himself.

He silently took out his phone, opened the Jiuzhou chat group, and said to Song Shuhang, "Let's put the Happy Buddha Boys' Group debut plan aside for now, and let's do something serious first."

"Have you seen the people in this chat group? Let's try to get a few of them out first."

Song Shuhang looked confused. What was he doing? Are the netizens gay in person?

"No, I'm planning on setting up a honey trap!"

Poor Zhang Tian, ​​who was penniless, had nothing except the 12 million in savings. After studying the uselessness of rice cookers for refining elixirs, he finally realized that his identity as an ordinary person was indeed the nightmare start mentioned by the Lord God, so he chose to rob the rich and help the poor, starting with his poor group members.

Song Shuhang: "Honey trap... uh... it's a bit bad, you are the Buddha... how can you rob me..."

"Oh, stupid! How about another way of saying it? Instead of saying it's robbery, just say they have a connection with my Buddhist sect!"

Song Shuhang: ...

He had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem. He just thought that this behavior was a bit outrageous. Then he watched Zhang Tian take out a sexy maid outfit from somewhere, as well as a set of white stockings, a wig, fake breasts, and everything else. A look of horror flashed across his face.

Song Shuhang:!

He then remembered that the conditions for completing the honey trap seemed to be...

Zhang Tian's mouth curled up, "Come on, put it on and show it off! Whether you can hook up with the group members depends on your women's clothing!"

Song Shuhang was horrified.

Song Shuhang shook his head.

Song Shuhang screamed like a squirrel!

(End of this chapter)