Let you conquer the world of low-level martial arts, what the hell is Journey to the West?

Chapter 326: The Happy Buddhist Sect with Something to Do, and the Depressed Master Huangshan
Song Shuhang considered the value of his college life and felt that he would definitely not be able to earn 300 million in ten years after graduation, so he chose to lower his head a little.

Then he heard Zhang Tian ask with concern, "You modern people just like these useless yellow and white things. I wonder if they are enough. If not, I can help you borrow some from the bank."

"Ah? Borrowed?"

Song Shuhang felt like the sky was falling. After all, campus loans were so popular now. Those who borrowed only a few hundred thousand yuan, he hadn't even graduated yet, but he had already borrowed 300 million yuan. Even though the 300 million yuan was in his hands, what about the interest... He felt like the sky was falling.

But before he could say anything, he saw Zhang Tian snap his fingers again, and the old TV hanging on the wall turned on. It was a local interview. A female reporter was shocked and said live, "The bank reported that 300 million yuan in their account disappeared inexplicably. They have reported the case and the police are investigating!"

Song Shuhang: It’s not borrowed, it’s robbed?

This time he didn't have to feel like the sky was falling; it just fell.

But as Zhang Tian snapped his fingers a few more times, Song Shuhang immediately saw that the female reporter changed her words, "I just received news that the bank reported that the amount lost was not 300 million, but 500 million!"

Song Shuhang was stunned.

There were sparks in his eyes.

The legendary hacker novels that I read while slacking off in class kept flashing through my mind, the stories of legendary hackers dominating the city.

But the reality is even stranger than this!

"As long as you join the Happy Buddhist Sect, I can teach you to practice Happy Buddhism. With your talent, you can do it easily."

Zhang Tian used his wish-fulfilling power briefly, and without further ado, he immediately asked Song Shuhang to pat his chest decisively, "Buddha, don't worry. As the deputy leader of our Happy Buddha Sect, I have found the best propaganda platform for our Happy Buddha Sect, and that is our university town. There are tens of thousands of college students with clear and stupid eyes!"

Song Shuhang shouted in his heart: What a bullshit hacker! This is a real god!
He wants to hold this thigh tightly.

This is the smoke from countless ancestral graves burning!

Zhang Tian looked at Song Shuhang, who was quite sensible. He had already received the Lord God's tip and gained 1000 points of luck. He nodded with satisfaction. It was a good start, so he continued to pretend and pretended to be distressed, "This Buddha has only recently returned. I wonder what the believers need now?"

He deliberately said something cliché, "Is it life span, or children or something, or is it what you call college students needing a marriage partner?"

Song Shuhang shook his head and complained bitterly, "Old Buddha, you really don't understand modern people. More people want to die than live. Having children is something that only the previous generation did. We can barely support our own children. And who among modern people believes in love?"

"So what do you college students lack?"

"Great Buddha! Can you guarantee that your believers can pass every exam and score above 60 points every time? If you can do that, I can guarantee that in less than a year, you will have the largest number of the most steadfast and loyal believers in this land, tens of millions!"

Zhang Tian smiled.

He suddenly felt that the so-called Happy Buddhism that he used to fool Song Shuheng was actually quite promising.

He decided to give it a try.

Song Shuhang left feeling a little dizzy. The two parties agreed that if there was anything, they could talk privately in the chat group. Zhang Tian also briefly told Song Shuhang some so-called secrets.

"There are actually people who practice immortal cultivation in this world?"

"Moreover, the cultivators have become modernized and are also using chat groups."

"The Jiuzhou No. 1 chat group I joined turned out to be real. All the real people and real masters who chatted in it are highly skilled."

"And there's a Buddha who wants me to join him in grabbing territory together!"

Song Shuhang felt a little dizzy for a moment. It wasn't because he hadn't recovered from his cold, but he just felt that the news was a bit too exciting. He heard his roommate calling him, "What's wrong with you?"

Song Shuhang was stunned for a moment, then the corners of his mouth rose, "Good boy, I have joined the Happy Buddha Sect. If you are a brother, come with me and believe in the Happy Buddha with me."

"Sick."

"V you 50." "I have integrity! As a college student of the new era, I can't give up my firm belief for a mere 50 yuan!!"

"Well, to be honest, our leader has some connections with the dean. As long as we trust him, he can guarantee that we will not fail any of our courses at the end of the semester and will get 60 points in every subject."

roommate:……

The roommate hesitated for a moment, "To be honest, I have always been the most loyal believer of Happy Buddha. Amen, oh no, Happy Buddha! I am your most loyal believer!"

Song Shuhang: Hehe, believer plus one.

Before he could continue speaking, the other two roommates hugged one of his thighs with sincere looks, and thus, the number of believers increased by two.

It seems to be going well.

On the other hand, Zhang Tian had already noticed it. To be more precise, it was a hint from the Lord God. His luck had increased a little bit. Although not much, there was indeed a change. If he could wait until the base was larger in the future, he would gain a lot.

But of course it’s just side income.

Zhang Tian looked towards the chat group. Luck and the like were not important. The most important thing was the system of this cultivation world. He looked at the chat group and fell into deep thought.

"Wait, let me think about it. How did Song Shuhang start his cultivation journey? It seems like he started by using a rice cooker to make elixirs?"

And at this time.

The Jiuzhou chat group also discovered this accident and found that there were two new group members. They began to discuss how to deal with the other party, whether to keep them or kick them out directly.

True Monarch Huangshan, who mistakenly dragged an ordinary person like Song Shuhang into the Jiuzhou chat group, decided to perform divination to determine the fate of an ordinary person like Song Shuhang and the mysterious Lord of Fangcun Mountain.

He first began to tell fortunes for Song Shuhang. He believed in his fortune-telling skills. Then, as he looked at the hexagram that appeared, his face turned a little dark.

only because……

"I wish to be a pair of wings in the sky and a pair of branches on the ground."

If he remembered correctly.

The Song Shuhang who mistakenly joined the Jiuzhou chat group must be a man!
He is also a man.

What kind of bullshit is this?
Huangshan Zhenjun had a dark face and shook the divination again, "If the love between two people is long-lasting, why should they be together day and night?"

His complexion darkened.

He gritted his teeth and told another divination!
"Suddenly I looked back, and that person was in a dimly lit place."

Huangshan Zhenjun: ...

He took a deep breath, his eyes a little confused. He decided to bypass Song Shuhang and settle the score with Zhang Tian.

The hexagram was obtained very quickly.

It's a little strange.

Huangshan Zhenjun recited word by word, "If I don't open my mouth first in spring, which insect dares to make a sound? Hmm, you are so arrogant, what does it mean? What does it mean?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a divine thunder strike in front of him, burning the ground black.

Huangshan Zhenjun: I understand what you mean!

(End of this chapter)